Everyone I kiss falls in love with me [Interstellar]

"Oh my God, Mr. Yu!" The little policeman stood up all of a sudden, subconsciously holding his breath, and those who didn't know thought he was meeting the state leader.

Yu You glanced at the little police officer indifferently, and then kept looking at Yu Osmanthus fragrans. The other party took the cigarette from his hand, pressed it on the table, and burned a black scar on the yellow wooden table, saying: "Sir Have a cigarette."

Yu osmanthus has never met her brother in such a place. To be honest, he is a little bit reluctant. He doesn't want his work to have too much to do with Yu You, and he is enough to be supervised on weekdays. , That's why he didn't tell others about his relationship with Yu You, only a few people understood.

Now Yu You walked in, blatantly getting close to her, and made it clear that she didn't intend to cover it up. Yu Osmanthus glanced at the little policeman and said, "Forget it, I won't tell you, I will give the police badge and gun to Team Zhang later." , let's go." He said the last two words to Yu You.

He dragged his elder brother out of the police building, completely forgetting about Fang Yu who accompanied him. When he got in the car, he was surprised to find that Yu You didn't get in the car. Fang Yu said, "Brother? You're back."

Yu You reached into the car window and gently patted Yu Osmanthus's hair, and said, "Wait a minute, brother and that person have something to talk about."

"What are you talking about?" Osmanthus Yu didn't think that Yu You and Fang Yu knew each other. It was obvious that Yu You had only heard about Fang Yu's bastard from his innermost being.

Yu Osmanthus wondered if her brother was going to beat Fang Yu up, so she grabbed her brother's hand as if she was watching a show and said, "Talk about it, I'll watch the show."

Yu You smiled lightly, and when she was condescending, her eyes were bottomless, she stared at Yu Osmanthus Yu's seductively shining eyes illuminated by the street lamp, and said, "Naughty, don't stick your head out, pay attention to safety."

Yu osmanthus is 28 years old, and she is still pampered by Yu You like a child. This kind of emotion appears in their half-way brothers, which really makes many people a little bit puzzled, but the authorities are very obsessed. It was Yu You... who was intoxicated.

Immediately afterwards, Osmanthus Yu saw her brother walk over to a place about ten steps away from her side, talking to Fang Yu.

He couldn't hear it, but he could see Fang Yu showing a slightly mocking smile, talking to his brother.

This person, it’s always like this. When he encounters a threat, he wants to run away immediately. Only when he reacts will he face the difficulty. If he knows it’s not enough, he will give up. If he wants to get it, he will die. It’s all for himself .

People are extremely selfish animals. When a person takes another person into his protection circle and regards it as his own, then whoever touches it will have trouble sleeping and eating, and whoever takes a look at it will be afraid of being missed. , So he either started to hug the baby even more in a daze, or walked up to the invader, and shot him in the head when he went up, fuck it!

Yu You is more gentle, superficially gentle.

He said, "Is that Fang Yu? I know you."

Fang Yu gave people the illusion of being bullied all the year round, and he was a paranoid with a row of abs when he took off his clothes. He looked at the man in front of him who claimed to be Yu Osmanthus brother, and smiled harmlessly: "I know you too, Xiaoyu The...brother."

He draws out the last two words with a long sound, strangely tight, as if he knows some secrets, and seems to be pretending to be mysterious.

Yu You doesn't like to talk tactfully with anyone. He is good at giving orders and making everyone obey his orders. He hates unexpected situations. Except for his sweet clover, no one can talk to him arrogantly.

So Yu You's natural dislike for Fang Yu added another layer.

"You left Beijing ten years ago and went to Keweixing, didn't you?" Yu You said lightly, "I have also been to Keweixing, and I traveled to Diamond City with Xiao Yu, and compared with some local people Familiar with him, but what he told me is that your whereabouts on Kewei is also completely confidential, in other words, you may not be on Kewei at all."

Fang Yu said: "I'm neither on Earth nor on Kewei Planet. Could it be that I disappeared out of thin air? And...even if I disappear, what does it have to do with you?"

Yu You said indifferently: "It's okay, just to warn you, don't provoke my brother, and..." Yu You stretched out her hand to straighten her tie and cufflinks, threatening casually, "Don't talk to him Some and nothing, no matter how familiar you were with Xiao Yu before, it was all in the past, now that I'm back, you can continue to disappear."

"Oh, you want to talk to me about what I said... Xiaoyu doesn't have a brother at all, right?" Fang Yu quickly grasped the point, he looks a bit feminine, so when he sneered, he was particularly pervasive. "I don't know how you got there, but Xiaoyu really doesn't have an older brother. His older brother died outside long before he was born. The corpses were all recovered and genetic comparisons were done. What are you? How did it come about, and what method did you use to deceive everyone, only you know..."

Yu You calmly interrupted Fang Yu and said, "You can talk nonsense, so you can take care of yourself."

After speaking, Yu You turned and left.

He got into his black car and sat in the back. He didn't hold his baby brother in his arms as soon as he got into the car like usual. He didn't forget that he was still angry, and he didn't forget a distant memory...

Yu osmanthus looked at her elder brother whose face was somber that he could drip water, and then looked back at Fang Yu who was standing by the side of the road waiting for the taxi. He didn't feel anything anymore. He found that he had actually let go a lot, so he said to his elder brother: " Brother, why are you looking for him?"

Yu You said, "Speak."

Sweet osmanthus Yu fell into her brother's arms as if she had no bones, resting her head on Yu You's lap, playing with Yu You's bony hands, and said, "Nonsense, what are you talking about?"

Yu You was silent for a second, and lied without changing his face, saying: "It's about you and him." It's not really a lie, after all, half of the content is indeed talking about the relationship between his precious brother and Fang Yu.

—he hoped it didn't matter.

"I have nothing to do with him." Yu Osmanthus can't see through his brother's mind. He used to be able to see through the minds of many people, but the people he met recently didn't know why. It's good, just take a break for a while, and I will go back to work later.

"By the way, I will be an unemployed vagrant without a job from today. Before I resume my status as a police officer, brother, will you support me?"

Yu You has always liked the ambiguous and intimate relationship with Yu Osmanthus fragrans. He seeks a balance between them. If there is more ambiguity, he will be ecstatic and afraid of retaliation. If there is less ambiguity, he will become mad with jealousy.

He has always restrained himself very well, but since seeing Fang Yu, he has felt threatened for no reason, and has seen many weird things that he did not want to see. He only hopes that everything will be the same, and the meaning of being the same is very simple. :

He wants Yu Osmanthus to stay by his side forever, forever.

"Well, brother takes care of you."

Just as Yu Osmanthus was about to laugh, she saw that her brother's expression was a little serious, so she didn't mean to calm down.

So he said, "Brother, are you still angry?"

Yu You is now a little more confused and afraid of who he is, but he will not let Yu Osmanthus find out: "What do you think?"

"What are you angry about?" From the direction of Yu Osmanthus, you can see your brother's bulging Adam's apple, you can touch it with your hands, and then feel the tremor of your brother's Adam's apple when he speaks, it's all for fun.

"I'm not angry." Yu You said.

Yu Osmanthus didn't believe it: "Anyway, brother, I have to explain to you that everything that happened today was caused by Sombra, and I was careless, so I..."

"That's why you're dressed like that, uh...stuffed with that kind of thing."

Yu osmanthus has no taboos in front of Yu You, and she speaks very casually: "Now I still feel something inside, which is very uncomfortable. I will wash it when I go back..." When he said this, he frowned, very unwilling look.

Yu Osmanthus still hasn't forgotten the shadow of bleeding caused by Fang Yu's finger for the first time. Even if all the props were used to stuff it in this time, there was no bleeding, but I always feel that something is wrong with me, which is very strange.

Speaking of which, Osmanthus Yu hasn't forgotten that she has to find a time to exchange with Sombra's soul when she goes back, tsk, why not give him a surprise when she exchanges by herself, and put a string of beads in it too?

Yu osmanthus thought of a bad idea, and she smiled like a sneaky cat, a little milk cat.

The elder brother didn't know what Yu Osmanthus was thinking, seeing this, he covered Yu Osmanthus's eyes that were always seductive, fearing that what he couldn't hide in his eyes would be seen, and said, "I'll wash it for you... "

"Ah?" The young man didn't react for a moment.

"I said, I want to check and wash it for you."

Osmanthus Yu got up from her brother's lap and almost bumped into Yu You's chin. She refused and said, "I don't want it anymore! What's more, I'm not only a few years old."

On Yu You's side, there was no room for negotiation: "I'll wash it for you, that's the deal."

The older brother's face was expressionless, his seriousness made it impossible to think of anything wrong, only Yu Osmanthus felt that this was a bit too much... But, they are brothers, so they should...

It's no big deal.

"Okay, okay, I'm a little afraid of pain."

"Well, I'll take it easy."