Everyone I kiss falls in love with me [Interstellar]

— This is my brother.

Before the restlessness in her heart and the desire to explode out of control, Yu You silently recited this sentence, just like many times before, to calm herself down, then grabbed her brother's restless hand with her hand, moved Open, and said: "Don't be naughty, and don't think that I can't spank your ass because you have grown up."

Yu Osmanthus hurriedly withdrew the hand she had pinched the big ball just now, and said, "Brother, you are too serious, your hobby is taking those kind of pornographic photos, have you forgotten?"

The driver who was sitting in the front seat and driving the car slipped for a while, and then hurriedly raised the partition between the front and rear seats dripping with cold sweat, so that the two brothers behind could have a good and profound communication.

"I haven't forgotten, so you don't want to sleep all night tonight."

"Ha! I knew it!" Yu Osmanthus tidied up her collar and said with a proud expression on her face, "But I will cooperate with your wicked taste, there is no better model than me. Isn't it?"

The elder brother suppressed some crazy dark vortexes and a little fermented depression in his eyes, showing a perfect smile, holding Yu osmanthus in his arms, and the two leaned together, one generous and the other full of thoughts .

Brother said: "Well, there is no one better than you."

Osmanthus Yu's brother has a quirk. He only knew about it not long ago, and he was shocked at first, but compared to the murderers, stalkers, corpses, etc. that Osmanthus Yu often comes into contact with, it is more disgusting. He feels like his brother just likes to take those pornographic pictures as a hobby, and that's great.

After all, there are a lot of people, a lot of smart and perfect people who are actually high-functioning anti-social people, who have lost interest in many things, hate this boring world, and always want to make some big news.

Next, when Yu You invited him to be a model, although Yu Osmanthus felt a little awkward, he quickly got used to it, because there were no strange clothes at first, they were all normal, as if he was taking a photo of his home.

Moreover, doing activities with Yu You can also cultivate the relationship between the two of them, which is already renewed. It really kills two birds with one stone.

Osmanthus Yu is naturally used to enjoying the kindness that everyone does to him, but being kind to him from his family is another concept. He always wants to return something in return. It will be more coordinated.

It's just that gradually, every time he wants to take a photo, the cloth of the clothes he changes starts to become less and less, or more and more lustrous, which makes his poses more and more large-scale.

But Osmanthus Yu didn't notice this, she didn't know if she was used to it, or she was completely unprepared.

Soon, the car arrived at its destination.

This is a clubhouse similar to a European castle. It is divided into three floors. There is a horse farm in the back and a musical fountain in the front.

The night hides the city's sinful luxury and miserable poverty well, and makes everyone intoxicated here.

Yu Osmanthus was the first to get out of the car. He looked towards the stairs covered with red carpet, walked over, looked around, and found a few celebrities who had seen on TV, and many officials came with their partners gracefully. .

There were bright lights everywhere, and there were many waiters. Someone trotted over, walked up to Yu You who had just got off the car, bowed deeply, and said, "It's Mr. Yu You, Mr. Mandy has been waiting inside for a long time."

Yu You nodded, walked over, walked up the stairs, and stepped on the soft red carpet. Many reporters came around, but they didn't quarrel or rushed to ask questions. They knew whose banquet it was today and what the rules were.

But Osmanthus Yu doesn't like to take pictures of herself very much. The nature of his work is different. Just as she was about to say something, Yu You already understood. She waved her hand to tell those people to stop taking pictures, and then waved to Osmanthus Yu: "Come here, follow me." I."

Yu osmanthus smiled lightly, patted her brother's shoulder with her hand, and said, "Why do you know what I think, brother?"

Yu You said lightly: "What do you think?"

"Because you are my brother, you have a good heart?" Yu Osmanthus felt that it was really great to say this. He really thanked himself for not being left alone in this world, so the eyes he treated Yu You were always mixed with a little worship.

This is not easy, Yu osmanthus is a person who is arrogant enough and not easy to get close to her heart.

But Yu You didn't want this kind of worship at all, she wanted this kind of admiration, she wanted this kind of dependence, but she didn't dare to lose these, for fear that if she lost them, she would lose everything else, and that would be too much loss.

So he chuckled and said, "No, because you are me." Since he can't move or do anything, he has to say something to make himself happy, otherwise, he will go crazy.

Sure enough, Osmanthus Yu didn't care, he was already used to going in and out of such occasions with Yu You.

He let go of Yu You's arm within a few seconds, began to patrol around like an occupational disease, and finally turned back to Yu You's side.

Yu You's side has never been free. There are businessmen who are trying to get acquainted with Yu You, some young people who want to make themselves a step closer, and there are also beautiful women who open their bewildered eyes. Walking over, blushing, lowering his head, showing his slender neck...

Yu You was very cold, even a little indifferent.

Mandy, the host of the banquet, hurried in from the side room with his newly grown son. Mandy is an old man from the Mediterranean Sea. He belongs to the combination of people from Kway and Earth. He used to be a romantic figure, but now he no longer has the charm of his youth. , indulging in the breasts of younger ladies or the buttocks of boys all day long.

Mandy looked flustered, and walked up to the brothers of the Yu family, first took out the white handkerchief from his pocket, wiped the sweat under the tall hairline, then shook hands with Yu You with a smile, and said, "Mr. Yu You, It's been a long time, really, it's getting worse."

Mandy is twenty years older than Yuyou, but now her family business is not as big as Yuyou's, and the two are almost equals. Mandy has always wanted to surpass Yuyou, and she is the only one in Beijing, but it is a pity that Yuyou I don't know what's going on, and I have a close relationship with some executives, and there is no way to shake his position, so I start looking for ways to cooperate.

Yu You also reached out to shake hands with Mandy, and said to Yu Osmanthus who was not so annoying when she was in front of outsiders, "Honey, this is Mr. Man, call him Uncle Man."

Mandy looked at the young man at the side, and was stunned for a moment. She wanted to say some words of praise, but felt that it was too vulgar, so she just said, "Yu You, not only are you amazing now, where did you find such a sign... ..." Halfway through speaking, Mandy suddenly remembered, "Wait a minute, he can't be your younger brother?"

Yu You nodded and didn't speak, but Mandy couldn't get enough of Yu Osmanthus, she didn't know what she was thinking, and suddenly sighed, "Hey, I heard that your brother seems to be from the police station?"

"Is there something wrong?" Yu Guixi had an intuition about what happened here. When he was inspecting before, he found that all the entrances seemed to be closed, which was a bit abnormal. "I found that you seem to have closed all the entrances and exits." .”

Mandy wiped her face with a handkerchief again, sighed, and said, "Come with me, I have something to ask you."

As she said that, Mandy said to her brown-haired and blue-eyed just-adult son who was standing aside, "Manya, come with me, don't just stand there doing nothing."

At this time, Osmanthus Yu saw the son of her brother's partner.

This is a foolish young man with short curly brown hair, emotionless dark blue eyes, and a cynical expression, all of which exude a careless and obnoxious aura.

"You decide." This young man called Manya chewed gum, put his hands in his pockets, wore casual clothes and black motorcycle leather pants, one ear was intact, and the other ear was pierced in a circle , wearing hoop earrings and cross studs.

Mandy didn't have deep feelings for his son, so seeing this man's attitude, he frowned dissatisfiedly, but this time was not the time to teach others, so he could only endure it and said, "Come with me."

After the words fell, the four of them went to the box at the back of the hall. This is a room with many storage boxes, and each storage box inside uses the highest technology to protect the contents inside.

Yu osmanthus quickly thought of a lot of serious plots in her head, because usually at such times, some kind of horrible criminals would appear.

But when she saw Mandy shaking her fat hand carefully out of an egg slightly smaller than a watermelon from the storage box in the middle, Yu osmanthus frowned. He just wanted to say take an ostrich egg. When he came out to do something, Yu You beside him suddenly said softly:

"Bug eggs."

The other three people present immediately looked at Yu You.

Yu osmanthus was even more puzzled, and asked, "What is a bug egg? Brother, how do you know?"

Apparently, the other two had the same problem.

But Yu You blinked slowly, her eyes fell on the bug egg, her half-down eyelashes covered the self-doubt in her dark eyes, and she said in a calm enough voice, "Guess."