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Zhang Yu is a pure man, a big MAN, he thought how could such a MAN like him have such a younger brother.

His younger brother is a boy with a delicate and beautiful face similar to their mother, and also has the same pair of big watery eyes as their mother. Every time he raises his head, he calls out "Brother~" in a sweet voice. ", he felt his bones melted.You said why isn't he just a younger sister? How nice it is to be a younger sister.His mother hid and almost ruined his family in the end, so she gave birth to this guy without any risk. Didn't she just want a girl?

Zhang Yu is extremely resentful, just from his disgusting name, it can be seen that Zhang Yu is just superfluous.Look at what his brother used to wear since he was a snack, all of which were carefully selected by his mother, and even the name was picked out of the dictionary without closing his eyes for several days.So Zhang Yu felt that one of them must have been picked up from outside.

Zhang Yu is a troublemaker. He has been rolling in mud and catching loaches since he was a child. His younger brother Xiao Xiaoyi likes to follow his buttocks.But he likes to follow behind his brother, Zhang Yu plays in the mud, he squats and watches from a distance, Zhang Yu goes down the river, he also squats and watches from a distance, Zhang Yu never takes the initiative to talk to him, but this follower can't be chased away .

Until one time, the weather was so hot that Zhang Xuan finally couldn't stand it anymore. Standing by the small river, he splashed the water twice with his hands, but accidentally fell into the river and almost sank to the bottom.Zhang Yu was terrified, and swam over like a fish to pick him up from the water.Although there was no danger in the end, he was still beaten up by his mother when he went back.So Zhang Yu resolutely disliked Zhang Xuan and followed him again.

When Zhang Yu was in the sixth grade of elementary school, he was drawn into a tall man. Every time he queued up for physical education class, he was always the last one. Because he grew too fast, his body was as thin as a bamboo pole, his skin was dark, and he only had a pair of phoenixes. The eyes are pretty good-looking, not like Zhang Xuan's long, fair skin like a little girl, not a man at all, sweet-talking, cloying, and attracted a group of parents, teachers and female classmates!The beautiful female monitor of their class said: You are ugly and stand out, like an alien, you and your brother must not be born by the same mother.Said Zhang Yu's heart.

Zhang Yu was very hurt.

So he used various methods to threaten to get rid of his younger brother's follower, but in the end he failed, but he trained Zhang Yu's body and mind to be impregnable - they can compare if they like, since they are used to it anyway.

Such days finally came to an end in his No.20 year, the first day when he stepped into the university gate!

There was a beautiful senior who stood at the orientation meeting, Tianhetian called him a handsome guy in front of everyone!So at that time he decided to make a promise with his body!His first love started like this!

The days away from followers are happy.For the first time, Zhang Yu knew that the girl's hands were slippery and soft, her figure was protruding and backward, and her personality was as gentle as water, just like the cat that Zhang Xuan had raised before.Since leaving home, my mother has called more and more, and the degree of concern has obviously become a multiple of before. Although Zhang Xuan is the one who mentions the most on the phone every time...but...forget it, he Zhang Xuan How can a big man be as knowledgeable as a woman!So, Zhang Yu concluded, 20 years!His spring has finally come!

Zhang Yu's spring lasted until a year later.During this year, he lived the college life he dreamed of. He was accompanied by his girlfriend during the day and played games with his brothers in the dormitory at night. Occasionally, his mother called to care and listen to Zhang Xuan's recent situation from time to time.How free!what joy!how happy!

But who will tell him what happened to this white and tender junior standing in front of him at the welcome meeting for newcomers today?On his badge was written a bright name: Zhang Xuan!Blind Zhang Yu's dog eyes!

"Zhang Xuan!" Zhang Yu called his younger brother's name viciously, Bai Nennen's junior rushed forward, and shouted crisply: "Brother!" The picture was so beautiful that the brothers behind him were stunned.

So Zhang Yu's dormitory exploded, and when he went back, he was interrogated one by one: "Zhang Xuan, you boy can do it, there is such a delicious younger brother who has never been told to us."

"That's right, you're fine, kid. It's well hidden. Bring it out some other day and introduce it to me." The fat man on the upper bunk drooled from the corner of his mouth.Zhang Yu felt disgusted for a while: "Fuck off, tell you, from now on, you can help me cover my brother, if he loses a hair at school, he will come back and beat you!"

"Ouch~" Amidst a burst of sighs, Fatty stepped forward: "Your brother, why don't you cover yourself up!"

Zhang Yu shook his fist at him: "Brother has to cover my girlfriend."

So Zhang Yu's one-year spring ended so briefly.

Since the day Zhang Xuan came to school, he spent less time with his girlfriend, less time playing games with his brothers in the dormitory, and even fewer calls from his mother, because every time he had to call Go to Zhang Xuan!Their topic of conversation changed from Zhang Xuan to Zhang Yu.Every time Zhang Yu had to listen with his ears stunned from the side, for fear that Zhang Xuan would sue his mother.It’s not that Zhang Yu is narrow-minded, there is a precedent: Zhang Yu loved candy when he was a child, the probability of buying candy with pocket money was 80.00%, and the probability of stealing it for his brother was 70.00%. Mom began to prohibit him from eating candy, so his pocket money was cut in half, even this did not weaken Zhang Yu's determination to eat candy, he would hide the candy in the desk, under the pillow, Zhang Xuan In his schoolbag... In short, there are many dens that are not easy to be confiscated.

Until one day, Zhang Xuan discovered the candy his brother hid in his coat pocket and schoolbag, the little guy did not hesitate to distribute his brother’s rations to the classmates in the class, Zhang Yu couldn’t help but go to Zhang Xuan to argue , were all pushed back by the sentence: "Mom said not to let you eat candy~".Zhang Yu had no choice but to change the location of the den in order to avoid the tragedy of his ration being distributed to other people.

Therefore, Zhang Xuan's chance of not getting his brother's candy became 90.00%.

Until the end, the candy war broke out, and my mother searched all the dens where he hid candy. After eating a meal of belt stew, Zhang Yu concluded that it must be his brother Zhang Xuan's complaint!Later, the incident of Zhang Xuan falling into the river happened, and later on, one can imagine how miserable Zhang Yu was beaten.

Zhang Yu concluded that his younger brother was definitely the best candidate for a detailed job in the Republic of China.

"...Baby, remember, if your brother gets a girlfriend outside, you must report to mom in time!" After a while of nagging, Zhang's mother finally got to the point, and Zhang Yu woke up instantly, raised his eyelids and secretly He glanced at his younger brother.

Zhang Xuan's cheeks were red, and she looked shy: "Mom, I'm using the speakerphone, don't call me that in the future, just call me by my name."

"Oh, brat, the wings are hard enough to fly, right? You've been called that before, why didn't you see that you didn't want to? Well, since you're on the hands-free, I won't say more. Mom will tell you about it. Do you remember to report to Mom regularly."

"Okay, okay, Mom, your baby can't suffer if you follow me, don't worry!" Zhang Yu snatched the phone and hung up after speaking.On the other end of the phone, Zhang's mother was still nagging: "You brat, don't bring your brother into trouble..."

Bad?Is it bad to have a girlfriend?He's an adult, okay?

"Silly boy, don't just listen to our mother, how old are you? University is just a big sheep pen where you are free and unrestrained and unattended. Let's have fun, hehe..." Zhang Yu took out a piece of paper from his pocket. CD, patted his brother on the shoulder: "Come on, go to my dormitory, and watch it with my buddies?"

"I... I won't go, I still have club activities..." Zhang Xuan blushed, hurriedly packed her things and left.

Zhang Yu looked at his brother's back and curled his lips: "Little brat, I don't even want to show you a lot of knowledge. Isn't it just watching a pornographic film, what a shame."

As a result, Zhang Yu's girlfriend was found out by Zhang's mother. This was not Zhang Xuan's complaint, but on a Saturday, Zhang Xuan asked his family to go out for dinner. Mom's call was answered by his girlfriend. Zhang's mother carefully asked the girl's family background and height measurements on the phone. Finally, Zhang Yu couldn't stand his mother who checked the household registration, and snatched the phone: "Mom! What do you always want to do?"

Zhang's mother was silent on the phone for three seconds, and her voice suddenly became low: "Yu'er, take your girlfriend home during the holidays and let my mother have a look."

Zhang Yu, who was ready to fight, was instantly relieved by Zhang Ma's words, and asked anxiously, "Mom, what do you want...what do you want?"

"Stupid child, what can mom do? Tell you to bring it back and you can just bring it back. Mom has something to tell you then."

"All right."

After hanging up the phone, the friend looked curious: "What did Auntie say?"

Zhang Yu hadn't recovered from the shock, and stammered: "Let... lead you home."

The girlfriend frowned slightly, Zhang Yu thought she was going to be angry, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, if you don't want to, you don't have to go."

"Zhang Yu." His girlfriend parted her red lips lightly, and said something that impressed Zhang Yu the most in her life: "Let's break up."

That night, Zhang Yu called a group of brothers in the dormitory to get drunk in the bar. That’s not counting, and he also annoyed the bartender at Bar Tai. Was caught in the bureau.

Zhang Xuan had never been so embarrassing. Her brother was arrested for drinking and fighting. On the way to the police station to lead him, he heard several versions of the ins and outs of this incident.But no matter which one is true, Zhang Yu can't escape this punishment.Just as Zhang Xuan was thinking, he had already arrived at the gate of the Public Security Bureau. The moment he opened the small black room, Zhang Xuan's heart was hit hard by his brother's distraught look, and he could not utter any words of reproach.

"What are you doing here?" After leaving the Public Security Bureau, Zhang Yu pushed Zhang Xuan's hand away mercilessly: "Go and complain to Mom again, tell him that I got into a fight in a bar, tell her that his daughter-in-law flew away..."

"Brother, what are you doing!" Zhang Xuan pulled up Zhang Yu who had fallen to the ground, and prepared to take him back.Unexpectedly, when Zhang Yu punched him, Zhang Xuan had no time to dodge and was beaten severely.

"What do you mean! That's right! You have been likable since you were a child! They have always compared you to me, and you are better than me in everything! I finally got rid of you now! Why did you follow me! You study so well You can go to any school, why do you have to come here!" Years of grievances finally turned into grievances, and Zhang Yu broke out.

The frightened Zhang Xuan looked innocent: "Brother, how could you think that way, I didn't mean it, I just miss you, I think as long as I go to the same school as you, I can be the same as before..."

"Same ass! How old are you and you are still stuck with me! It's all because of you, Xiaona, who broke up with me! She said that I don't pay attention to her since you came, and she said that I look at your eyes more than I look at you." She's nasty! Nasty ass! My brother's eyes have never been so blurred! She knows what a fart!"

Zhang Xuan was very sad at first, but after listening to his brother’s fuss, he realized that it was all drunken talk. Zhang Yu had already gone into a mad mode, muttering non-stop, so Zhang Xuan had no choice but to follow him “It’s a fart, it’s a fart” and help him back. dormitory.

When Zhang Yu woke up, he found that his curtains were so refreshing, his sheets were so clean, and his pillows were so fragrant... No, how could a bunch of lazy pigs in their dormitory wash the curtains, let alone his sheets and pillows...

Sitting up in a jerk, Zhang Yu turned his brain that had been down, trying to remember if the dormitory buddies sent him to which girl's boudoir?Thought for a long time to no avail,

Zhang Yu began to look up at the room in front of him. Visually, it was very tidy. There was a TV and a desk lamp. He couldn't tell where it was. There was a sound of water in the toilet... Water sound?

Zhang Yu began to secretly put on clothes... The sound of the water became quieter... Zhang Yu began to secretly put on shoes... The sound of the water stopped... Zhang Yu's feet had just stepped to the door of the toilet, and he was only 1 meter away from escaping Yes, Zhang Yu raised his thigh——step forward—step forward!It's almost time to touch the doorknob.

A pleasant voice from behind almost broke Zhang Yu's nerves: "Brother, what are you doing?"

Zhang Yu has never felt that his younger brother's voice is so pleasant, it is simply the sound of nature!She turned her head and smiled brightly at Zhang Xuan: "Ahaha, go to the toilet."

"Hahaha... Brother, you don't think you did anything to someone last night... Hahaha..."

Zhang Yu, whose mind was exposed, had no choice but to blush and scratch his face: "I drank too much yesterday, and it was broken."

"Even if that's the case, you can't sneak away." Zhang Xuan taught, "As a man, you have to be responsible!"

"I know." Zhang Yu, who was reprimanded by his younger brother, hurriedly said: "No...isn't it the first time..." After speaking, Zhang Xuan didn't respond, looked up a little strangely, and found that Zhang Xuan was about to fall in surprise Chin, then an earth-shattering laugh.

"Smiling fart! What's so funny!" Zhang Yu was already jumping from embarrassment: "Laugh again and get out!"

"No." Zhang Xuan rubbed her cheeks with sore smiles, and tried to be serious, "I just think you usually watch a lot of porn, but you haven't...puhhaha..."

Zhang Yu kicked Zhang Xuan back to the toilet.

laugh!LOL!

Zhang Yu's ex-girlfriend, Xiaona, soon found a new boyfriend, who was Zhang Xuan's roommate, who was also a fresh meat, and looked much more delicious than Zhang Yu. This matter quickly spread to Zhang Yu's ears, Don't ask him how he knew, everyone knew about the trouble between the two of them because of the drunk punishment. Naturally, both Xiaona and Zhang Yu became popular figures in the school, and various versions of rumors were circulated in the school. Of course, Zhang Yu appeared as a positive image of a good man who was cheated by his girlfriend and smashed into a bar outside the school, so he was not at a disadvantage in this incident.

Xiaona confirmed the fact of her cheating, and Zhang Xuan singled out Xiaona's current boyfriend for her brother's injustice. In the first year of school, she was given a warning, so the matter was escalated because of Zhang Xuan's pretty face. tidy.

Zhang Yu beat the wall and stomped the ground, but in the end he was not willing to punch his younger brother in the face again.

"Why did you say you got into a fight! You got punished! How do you ask me to explain to my mother! Ah?!" Zhang Yu struggled to grab the ear of Zhang Xuan, who was half a head taller than himself: "No Is it your new boyfriend? I don't take it seriously, why are you serious!"

"He deliberately showed off in front of me, I can't see through him long ago!"

The younger brother who had always been obedient actually talked back to him, and Zhang Yu was furious!Due to the Yu Wei of his old mother, Zhang Yu still feels that violence cannot be used after repeated consideration, and he must convince others with virtue!So he continued to reason: "His behavior reveals his childishness everywhere. You are a top student and he is jealous of you. Can't you not care about this kind of villain?"

"Stop fooling me with such coaxing words from now on, I'm an adult, I know what I should do!" Zhang Xuan threw Zhang Yu's hand away, and left angrily.

He is still angry?He is still reasonable!Zhang Yu continued to beat the wall and stomp the ground!

There was a lot of trouble about the fight, and two disciplinary notices were quickly mailed to Zhang's mother. One was more serious than the other, and it took Zhang's mother a while to digest: how come the two sons who are obedient in front of her, how come they are not so good when they arrive at university? I am obedient.Zhang's father understood his son very well, patted Zhang's mother on the shoulder to comfort his wife and said: "Young man, who hasn't made a mistake?"One is fighting for his girlfriend, and the other is fighting for his own brother, neither is a big mistake.Mother Zhang accepted the fact and forgave her sons.

However, this is really not a big mistake, because in the second year, Zhang Xuan, a sophomore, suddenly learned to smoke and skip classes, and often stayed out at night.Various strange rumors also appeared in the school.When Zhang Yu knew about this, it was already two months later, and the fat man in the dormitory told him.

Zhang Yu, who was promoted to junior year, suddenly looked away from everything because of the girlfriend incident and concentrated on his studies. Fatty also watched less pornography and went to dormitory bar parties less.The fat man sighed for a long time about this matter, saying that he could become a monk and become a monk, eat a vegetarian diet, go to bed and meditate every day.You said that he has set an example like this, why did his brother, who was favored by everyone since he was a child, suddenly grow crooked!Zhang Yu decided that he wanted to straighten the flower seedlings!Be a good young man who protects flowers and grass!

Therefore, Zhang Yu took two weeks of sick leave and squatted at the door of Zhang Xuan's dormitory.As a result, Zhang Yugou guarded the door for three days, except for seeing his ex-girlfriend and Xiao Xianrou coming and going intimately, he didn't even see Zhang Xuan's shadow.On the fourth day, Fatty finally couldn't stand it any longer, and personally delivered a lunch box full of braised pork at noon, and sent the most heartfelt greetings: "Yu'er! If you really want to get back together with Xing Na, buddy I support you! Go in and challenge Xiao Xianrou!"

Zhang Yu poohed the braised pork that had just arrived in his mouth: "Choose your sister! I'm here to catch that little bastard Zhang Xuan today! Who knows that brat hasn't come back for three days! I'm here I watched a bloody drama for three days!"

The fat man looked disgusted: "I said, are you stupid in the hot weather! You haven't come back for three days and you are waiting here for nothing?" He said with a little hooligan, shaking his legs and said: "Come on! , I will settle the money for the braised pork, and I will give you the latest news."

Zhang Yu took out 20 yuan from his pocket and threw it to him: "You don't need to look for it."

The fat man muttered: "It's still two yuan short... well, I will take pity on you. Your brother rented a house with someone in the alley outside the school, but don't worry, he is a man." After finishing speaking, he patted Zhang Yu Grabbing the hand by his collar, Chi Chi Chi Chi ran away.

Zhang Yu lowered his head and pondered: Renting a house?Still renting a house with a man?No matter how you think about it, it feels a bit wrong, but I can't tell what's wrong.Zhang Yu decided to catch him and ask him first.