Will you still love me if I'm constipated

Ji Ling: "...you think too much."

After the recording of the first episode of the program was completed, after a week of editing and post-processing, it was finally shown on the night block of Satellite TV on time.

Unexpectedly, it caused an uproar as soon as it was broadcast.

The director deliberately kept the "love-hate entanglement" eyes of several people in the later stage, so netizens and fans saw that the heartless Gong Xiang abandoned his long-time friend He Yue for his idol Ye Zhan, and pitiful He Yue found another love.

And the sand sculpture Ji Ling who is holding a comb and combing his hair helplessly.

#gongxiangchasingstarfailure# and #叶赵起来# have become continuous hot searches on Weibo.

He Yue hugged the pillow that bought Corgi's buttocks, and clicked on the topic, which was a moving picture cut out by a netizen with a [-]X mirror.

When Ye Zhan chose Ji Ling, Gong Xiang's disheartened eyes in surprise hurt the hearts of countless girls. This is not a scene of star chasing failure, it is clearly a tragic Shura field!

When the director announced the formation of the team, Gong Xiang's eyes kept looking in Ye Zhan's direction from time to time, but Ye Zhan didn't seem to sense it, either watching Ji Ling talking to him, or looking at the camera and smiling.

Gong Xiang is such a miserable man.

He Yue felt sad for him in his heart.

After the broadcast of this episode, He Yue got a new cp called another appointment, Ji Ling's Ling and He Yue's Yue, but He Yue was a poor little boy who was abandoned by star chasing boys. It was broken, so I called another appointment.

The CP fans who took advantage of the trend built a super chat for him and Ji Ling, and the small interactions, eye movements and gestures of the two in the show were all captured or made into videos and put in the super chat.

He Yue has already seen Looking Up at Heaven in Chaohua.

He Yue: "..."

Why is he subject to every combination!

Can it be repaired.

The second episode of the show began to be recorded amid much anticipation. He Yue suspected that the director’s editing was just to stir up cp and topics. Before recording, he said to Ji Ling: "Stay away from me when the show is being recorded."

Ji Ling asked: "Why?"

"I don't want to form a cp with you."

"……why?"

"Tired."

Ji Ling:? ? ?

In this episode, the director decided the sequence of grouping is to have a carrot-picking competition in the mud. Gong Xiang learned the lessons from the previous episode and left his physical strength for the last game. When he was on the shore, he was full of vigor and confidence.

But... when he got off the mud, he almost cried.

It was so dirty that he could even see earthworms wriggling in the ground with his naked eyes.

The cleanliness Gong Xiang struggled to move in rain boots, he didn't dare to use too much force, he was worried that he would sink too deep and could not pull his legs out, walking cautiously would be like walking on thin ice, and he didn't want to go like He Yue He rushed forward and trotted to pull out carrots, splashing mud all over his clothes.

I don't know why he worked so hard!

Gong Xiang struggled forward in the mud. Although he was the last one all the way down, his body was spotless except for his legs.

There are limited radishes in the mud, and the game stipulates that whoever grabs the most radishes and runs to No. 1 can decide who will live together tonight.

He Yue snatched the most radishes, and the others would naturally not let him go, and they didn't know who was the first to grab He Yue's collar and snatch the radishes in his hand, and the first and the second followed closely behind. For some reason, Ye Zhan was also drawn into the scuffle. Except for Gong Xiang from the Buddhist family, the other five fought into a ball in the mud.

Smear the opponent's face with mud, poke the opponent's mouth with a radish, Ji Ling took the opportunity to touch He Yue's buttocks several times.

On Gong Xiang's side, he had absolutely no gaming experience. He avoided the melee zone by himself, and slowly walked towards the finish line with the only five radishes in his arms.

Suddenly, with a "plop", He Yue fell in front of him: "Oh, my carrot!"

Gong Xiang looked down, and He Yue's radishes happened to fall on the ground in front of him. He roughly estimated that there were fifteen of them.

He turned his head to look at the melee area. Ye Zhan was pinned down by Ji Ling and couldn't move. Luo Ming held Xiao Yuan and covered his face with mud from time to time so that he couldn't see the way. The "lucky" He Yue escaped from the heavily surrounded fortress. At the end, "unfortunately" fell.

He Yue blinked at Gong Xiang, then buried his head in the mud.

Play dead.

Gong Xiangfu thoughtfully picked up the carrot on the ground and walked quickly to the finish line.

Without any suspense, Gong Xiang got No.1.

His cohabitant naturally chose Ye Zhan.

He Yue, who gave all the carrots to Gong Xiang, became the last one. Luo Ming, who stood out in the No. 2 competition, swept between Xiao Yuan and Ji Ling, and chose He Yue.

Ji Ling who won No.3:? ? ?

He Yue's face was covered with mud, but the audience could feel his happiness through the screen.

The other CP fans: ? ? ?

In Luo Ming's room at night, He Yue took a shower and said, "Thank you for choosing me."

Luo Ming waved his hands and said, "You don't blame me for beating mandarin ducks."

He Yue said: "If Ji Ling and I sleep in the same room, I'm afraid I won't be able to record tomorrow's show."

Luo Ming said, "Shut up!"

He Yue said, "Why didn't you choose Xiao Yuan?"

Luo Ming pursed his lips and said, "Today I covered his face with mud three times, and the last time I poked his nostrils with my fingers. I saw him lying on the ground covering his nose for a long time... If I choose him, I won't be able to see the sun tomorrow morning."

"Ha ha ha ha………"

"Don't laugh...I'll go and see if there's anything wrong with his nose...don't laugh!"

In Gong Xiang's room.

While Ye Zhan was taking a shower, there was a knock on the bathroom door.

He knew who was outside the door and said, "Come in."

Gong Xiang walked in with only a towel that could barely wrap his buttocks.

In the past few years since his debut, his weight and body shape have been strictly restricted. He is thin but not thin, his skin is fair but not sick, his limbs are slender, and his waist is slender. It's a woman.

Ye Zhan raised his eyebrows and said, "Are you so impatient?"

Gong Xiang stepped into the bathtub and squeezed together with Ye Zhan. He sat on Ye Zhan's lap, their abdomens were pressed tightly together, and each other's reactions were clear.

What shouldn't happen happened long ago, what should happen Gong Xiang will let him happen in advance.

Finally satisfied, Gong Xiang still grabbed the hem of Ye Zhan's pajamas while he was sleeping, so that he didn't dare to go to the bathroom at night, and endured until Gong Xiang got up the next morning.

Contribution slept comfortably and snored at night. Seeing Ye Zhan getting up early with a constipated face, he asked worriedly: "Are you... last night I..."

Ye Zhan denied: "No!"

Men can't be told no!

Gong Xiang: "..."

Their task the next day was to pull a cart for the old woman down the mountain to sell vegetables.

Each of them has a car, and they are pulled to different places to sell, and each car carries a kind of vegetable.

Gong Xiang's car was piled with carrots.Ye Zhan's is small green vegetables.He Yue's is tomato.Ji Ling's is lotus root.Luo Ming's is winter melon.Xiao Yuan's is lettuce.

Gong Xiang has a cheerful personality, and he got a good nourishment last night, so he worked very hard when he was doing the tasks, not to mention the loudest selling, and the words he made up were very exciting, which immediately attracted many people to come to buy vegetables.

Seeing that his vegetables were selling very fast, everyone became impatient and worked hard.

He Yue was shy, his face was blushing and he couldn't say a word, and the playboy in front of Ji Ling was bold because of Ji Ling's love for him.

Seeing that others were about to complete the task, the banknotes were counting in his hands, but there was only a little less stuff in He Yue's car.

Seeing that the radishes on the car were almost sold out, Gong Xiang went to help Ye Zhan. He didn't wait until Ye Zhan couldn't bear the face and came out to sell them. Others came to buy his things because of his face and popularity. Cham's photo.

Ye Zhan was so upset, Gong Xiang was afraid that he would really get angry on the show, so he took the initiative to go over and said, "Ms. Ye, let me help you."

Ye Zhan nodded, stepped aside, and sat on a small bench to rest.

Here Gong Xiang sells in full swing, with him there is no need to worry about the lack of sales, a cart of vegetables will soon run out, but He Yue has no one to patronize for a long time, he is a new star, and there are not many people who know him in the countryside. Mostly, at most, some mothers-in-law and aunts thought he was beautiful and couldn't stand him standing under the sun and came to buy his vegetables.

Based on years of life experience, Ji Ling quickly sold out the vegetables. Seeing He Yue standing beside the trolley with a red face and being molested by the elderly, he felt aggrieved and panicked. He quit the camera and made a phone call.

Not long after, some people dressed as peasants appeared and came to buy He Yue's things in twos and threes. There would be a wave every five or six minutes, and so on, He Yue's things were sold out quickly.

He Yue glanced in Ji Ling's direction, tied half a catty of vegetables for the "farmers" with a complicated expression, and handed them to them.

After the task was over, He Yue sent a WeChat call to Ji Ling and said, "Why are you helping me like this?"

Ji Ling said: "Otherwise? Seeing you in embarrassment?"

He Yue said: "...You are cheating too obviously... What if it is too obvious to be seen by netizens?"

Ji Ling said: "Don't worry, I will let the editor cut out the content of your selling vegetables, and no one will notice. Besides, so what if you see it? This is my full love for you."

"……shameless."

"He Yue," Ji Ling typed his name solemnly, and said, "You have to know, I am the only one in this world who will treat you sincerely from the beginning to the end, Gong Xiang is unreliable, do you understand? "

When He Yue saw the disappointment in Gong Xiang's eyes when he went to help Ye Zhan, Ji Ling could see it. While accusing Gong Xiang of forgetting his friends, he was also secretly happy that Gong Xiang had done a good job. It can be completely on him.

It took a long time for He Yue to send him a message, saying, "I knew about it a long time ago."

Ji Ling: "..."

After 1 minute, Ji Ling said: "He Yue, come out, I want to fuck you."

He Yue: "..."

He Yue still didn't go out and get fucked.

He called Gong Xiang.

However, it took a long time for the call to be answered.

"Hey...um...who...ah..."

He Yue was startled and said, "Gong Xiang, what are you doing!"

The author has something to say: I don’t want to write anymore

Gong Xiang: ... ah

Ye Zhan: Backhand a "Welcome to the Mirage" to block your mouth