Will you still love me if I'm constipated

He Yue was so angry that he was half dead, his legs are so short! The height of [-] is at least [-] meters long, okay?

[-] Amazing!

He Yue deliberately choked him with what happened before: "Aren't I your dog, why did I become a rabbit?"

Ji Ling lost his temper after being told, and couldn't find words to smooth things over for a long time.

After getting a kiss from Ji Ling, He Yue calmed down a lot and said, "I hope you can explain to me clearly about Gu Shu, and think of a way to deal with it by the way."

Ji Ling already knew what Gu Shu had done to He Yue, and He Yue's hard work was not as quick as throwing a jade pendant to Ji Ling directly, but whoever asked the assistant to find the hacker was Ye Zhan.

Ji Ling pinched He Yue's earlobe, it was crystal clear, small and exquisite, but He Yue went crazy in the middle and second phase of that period, and had his ears pierced, and now the ear piercing has been closed, but there is still a small depression, Ji Ling's The hand became addicted to touching the hollow, and repeatedly rubbed the rough fingertips, saying: "Leave it to me, don't worry."

For this kind of starlet who relies on relationships, first, he has not signed any brokerage company, and second, he has no background. "Wen Tian" is his first work. As long as his future life is cut off, he will fall into despair.

He Yue was touched by him, and murmured in his arms: "Hmph, maybe someday I will play again!"

Listen to the tone of this little bitter woman.

Ji Ling laughed dumbfounded, and said, "Then I'll send someone to send him abroad, out of sight and out of mind, how about that?"

"It's almost there."

He Yue suddenly thought that he found out about Gu Shu's behavior from Ji Ling's WeChat. He stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the phone."

Ji Ling has two mobile phones, one is a personal phone, which is used to contact friends, and the other is an office phone, which handles company affairs. He took out the private phone from his pocket and handed it to He Yue, saying: "I have already sent Gu Shu Blacklisted. I thought it was Gu Shu who was covered by Ye Cheng, so I asked you to take care of him, but..."

He Yue said: "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!"

Ji Ling: "..."

Ji Ling's phone has a password, but He Yue unlocked it easily, and he asked curiously, "How do you know the password?"

"I accidentally saw it when you were playing with your phone."

He Yue likes to peek at Ji Ling when he has nothing to do at home. He often holds a book, but his eyes are not on the book. He holds a mobile phone in his hand and secretly takes pictures of Ji Ling when he is not paying attention. He almost gets caught several times. Discover.

He Yue confirmed that Gu Shu was blocked by Ji Ling before he was relieved, but with Gu Shu, maybe there will be Wang Shu and Li Shu... He doesn't care, but Ji Ling is a rich man, and he is not young anymore. Maybe his parents will let him get married in a few years.

The promise not to get married last night was probably made by Ji Ling just for fun.

Ji Ling saw that it was almost time, so he left the film crew and went to work. The steamed buns for He Yue were not cold while the two of them were tired. He Yue called his assistant over to eat together, and brought a box for Jiang Ye along the way. .

Jiang Ye was very happy to see He Yue, and said, "Aren't you going to finish soon?"

He Yue said, "Yes."

"What are your plans after finishing the project?" Jiang Ye winked at He Yue, who was quite naive in his thirties.

He omitted the subject by the way, but He Yue heard it right away, smiled shyly, and said, "Get ready to go skiing."

Jiang Ye ate a mouthful of steamed buns and said, "Skiing in summer is good, it's really cool."

"correct."

After the two exchanged pleasantries, Gu Shu happened to come over. He didn't know that He Yue and Ji Ling had already discovered his behavior, and they were still making friends with He Yue, thinking about the next bad move. When He Yue saw him coming, he smiled at him To say hello, Jiang Ye didn't know Gu Shu very well, but he also smiled at him.

Gu Shu looked at the steamed bun in He Yue's hand and said, "Brother, I've smelled this smell from a long way away, it smells so good."

He Yue picked up a steamed bun with his chopsticks and said, "Come here, brother feed you."

Gu Shu leaned over, He Yue squinted his eyes, and brought the steamed bun to Gu Shu's mouth, but when it was about to reach Gu Shu's mouth, his hand shook, the chopsticks loosened, and the dumpling fell to the ground.

Seeing this, He Yue quickly said guiltily: "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I was not careful..."

Gu Shu was taken aback for a moment, thinking that He Yue found out that he was playing tricks on him sincerely, but when he saw He Yue's eyes full of guilt and innocence, he thought that looking at He Yue was so silly and sweet, and he wouldn't know without Ji Ling No matter how many times he was eaten by the tigers in the circle, he didn't expect him to plan on him, so he relaxed and said: "It's okay, brother, it doesn't matter."

He Yue said awkwardly: "But this is the last one."

Gu Shu waved his hand and said, "Then invite brother to eat after I'm finished."

He Yue smiled and thought to himself, after you are finished, we will let you climb your stinky ditch and I will take my Yangguan Road. Who wants to see you, and said: "Okay."

Jiang Ye came over to join in the fun and said, "Take me too?"

Seeing Jiang Ye coming, Gu Shu thought about it, and thought that it was a good thing. It was a blessing to have been with a famous actor like Jiang Ye. He nodded, and his big eyes turned into two crescent moons when he smiled. He was delighted. Said: "Of course I am happy that Mr. Jiang can come!"

It was already afternoon when He Yue finished filming today's scene, and he was about to rest when Gong Xiang called him.

Gong Xiang said: "Our Gongyue CP is about to open for business."

He Yue laughed and cursed back: "Who wants to do business with you! What are you going to do?"

Gong Xiang coughed a few times, and said in a hoarse voice, "I'll go visit the class right away."

He Yue heard his voice and asked worriedly, "Is your throat okay?"

"We'll talk about it when we meet."

"Ah, wait..." Before He Yue could say the second "wait", Gong Xiang hung up the phone.

This is not like Gong Xiang's style at all. In the past, Gong Xiang would definitely talk to him and tease him before hanging up the phone cheerfully. Now...

He Yue felt restless when he thought of the male voice who answered the phone this morning.

Gong Xiang came half an hour later. He was wearing a leather jacket, a mask and sunglasses on a hot day, wrapped himself up tightly, lowered his head all the way, and walked straight into He Yue's lounge. Instantly turned red, threw herself into He Yue's arms and hugged him and howled: "Yue Yue, my virginity is gone!"

He Yue's heart sank to the bottom immediately, he hugged him tightly, and said, "It can't really be Ye Zhan who did it! If you say it's me, I'll chop off his dick and make soup right away!"

Gong Xiang sobbed for a while, then whispered: "What will I use after you chop it off?"

He Yue was startled by his outrageous words: "You..."

Gong Xiang got up from his arms, held He Yue's hand, and the two good sisters began to talk, shyly said: "Zhan Zhan took him home so gently last night and fucked him up by the way, When I woke up this morning, I didn’t feel the lower part of my body. Zhan Zhan also promised that I would consider maintaining a long-term relationship with me in the future. I am so happy~”

It's over, the [-]-year-old virgin has lost his mind for ten years.

He Yue wanted to pry his brain open to see if it contained dog feces, and twisted his arm hard, Gong Xiang screamed in pain, his clothes messed up when he moved, and the zipper opened, The hickey around the collarbone is particularly conspicuous on the white and tender skin.

He Yue was stunned when he saw this, and almost fainted on the spot, his heart was throbbing with pain, like a pig that had been raised for ten years suddenly found his own cabbage, and left his master aside, alone and helpless, He said angrily: "You are crazy! Ye Zhan is playing with you!"

Gong Xiang put away his exaggerated expression, and said solemnly: "I am willing to be played by him."

He Yue: "..."

Regarding Gong Xiang's love brain, He Yue has nothing to say.

He pressed his temple with a headache and said, "We will spend a few days in the next variety show to sleep together in the farmhouse. How are you going to face Ye Zhan?"

"How else can I face it?" Gong Xiang twisted a bit, just like a girl's shyness when her family poked her into something that no one knew about. Sleep in the same bed with Ye Zhan."

"roll!"

Gong Xiang zipped up his clothes and said, "Before I came here, I already told my fans that I would come to the class, and they were very excited. Would you like to express that too?"

"What do you mean?" He Yue thought about it. Recently, the fans of the two groups have been fighting fiercely. He Yue's fans have been pushing He Yue to say that he has earned everything through hard work, while Gong Xiang's fans have no reason to find reasons to diss He Yue. It is said that he is not as good as Gong Xiang in everything, which is why the two of them went solo. Since the fans of the two groups do not like each other, which fan did Gong Xiang tell that he is coming to visit the group?

Wait!

He Yue grabbed Gong Xiang's arm and said, "You...couldn't be..."

Gong Xiang hooked He Yue's neck and brought him up, walked out the door, and said, "Yes, it's our CP fan!"

He Yue was so frightened that he squatted down, nimbly escaped from his arms, grabbed the doorknob and refused to let go, saying: "If you are crazy, I will not accompany you!"

Gong Xiang teased him nonchalantly, and said, "Oh, what's the matter, I'm not afraid of you!"

"I've never seen a CP who cooks himself and carries the banner!"

"Haven't I seen it? Think about the danmei novels in the entertainment industry you showed me, which one is not cooking and carrying the banner?"

"Then at least they are real! What are the two of us!"

While talking, He Yue was still successfully dragged off the doorknob by Gong Xiang, and was dragged outside. He happened to meet his assistant when passing by, and He Yue stretched out his hands to grab him. passed.

He Yue's eyes widened in disbelief:? ? ?

The assistant stuck out her tongue at him in a chattering voice: "Slightly slightly slightly."

If he dares to send him to the tiger's mouth, he can also kick He Yue into the wolf's den. He Yue asked him to seek Ye Cheng's revenge before, and now he can finally avenge him!

He Yue didn't know anything about his assistant's small belly, but he only knew that he was really going to die now. Who knew that Gong Xiang, whose brain circuit was never in the same channel as him, would do something unbelievable to him.

When they arrived at the fan meeting place, there were many girls waiting for them holding the banner of "Gongyue cp". Seeing that the two came out in the form of dragging and dragging, their shouts almost cut a hole in the sky.

The author has something to say: licking the dog until the end has nothing (crazy hint)

Gong Xiang: Please watch "Welcome to the Mirage"!

Ye Zhan: Oh.