The strange classmate next to the bed
Chapter 3
Qin Xian stayed in the hospital like this for several days. Every day, his mother would bring soup and meals, and pack him up after he finished eating. During this period, he didn't say much, but said that he could be discharged from the hospital in two days. home.
After the person left, Qin Xian was a little distressed, and raised his head and asked Zhensang who was floating: "Should I tell the truth? Tell me that I am not her son, but someone else came here through time." , and opened the eyes of the sky to see everything?"
After these few days of peaceful coexistence, the two of them have become a pair of chatting friends who transcend race and boundaries.
"What do you think? If you believe in you, I will let you participate in the research work on a supernatural TV show; if you don't believe in you, I will take you to participate in the research work in a mental hospital. Of course, you will be the subject of the research." Zhensang said faintly while floating. said,
"Besides, this skin belongs to her son, let her know that the son who was finally rescued from life and death is just a walking dead in the end, how much it hurts the heart of a mother!
What's more, you can't change the fact now, so why not make a mistake and make a well-intentioned lie, and let it become a beautiful misunderstanding, whether it is for others or for yourself. "
Qin Xian actually thought the same way deep down in his heart. He just wanted others to affirm his decision, and replied: "Well! The matter has come to this point, we can only face it, then accept it, and make peace with it!"
He looked at Zhensang, and said, "I will be discharged from the hospital tomorrow, are you going back with me?"
Zhensang shook her long black and thick hair, and said seriously: "No, this is the range of my activities, I can't go far, and I can chat with you, a living person, laughing and talking, no longer What a shame, I will leave here soon and go the way I should go."
Qin Xian thought for a while, half understanding, and finally he could only nod silently.
The next morning, □□mother helped Qin Xian tidy up, went through the formalities and arranged for a car to pick him up.
Before leaving, Zhensang's voice came from somewhere: "Qin Xian, remember what I told you earlier.
Calm down, there is a saying in the Buddha's words, "Sow a good cause and reap a good fruit". Goodbye if you are destined. "
Qin Xian replied in a low voice: "Well! Thank you! Although our meeting was so weird and made my hair stand on end, I'm glad to meet you, and you have a smooth journey!"
After speaking, he got into the car and drove away.
Qin Xian leaned against the back of the bench seat, propped his head with his hands on the car window, looked at the fleeting unfamiliar scenery outside, thought about the electronic board he saw at the entrance of the hospital lobby, and realized that he was hit by a tire now A whole year later, and in another city.
It's been a year in the blink of an eye!
After about half an hour's drive, we arrived at a high-end residential area. The green area in the residential area is very large, the floors are not high, and the privacy is high.
While watching, he followed to a room on the sixth floor of one of the buildings. Qin Xian walked in and saw that the house had a layout of three bedrooms and two living rooms. It was spacious and bright, with fresh and simple decoration, clean and tidy.
□□Mom: "Sen Belle, my mother originally wanted to take you back to my house, but your younger brother and sister are still young, and they are the most naughty age. I am afraid that you will be rested, so my mother will let you come back here, and the nanny will have meals. They will come to cook for you, come up to clean once a week, and call me if there is anything."
When Qin Xian was discharged from the hospital, he changed his clothes and found a mobile phone, which was originally used by the child.
Qin Xian nodded: "Well, I see, I'm fine, I can take care of myself."
□□My mother looked at Qin Xian worriedly and helplessly, then packed up and left.
Qin Xian walked around the house and found the room. It was a suite with a desk and a computer, and there were posters of Sakuragi Flower Road and Rukawa Kaede on the wall.
There are several sets of Gunpla on the shelf on the desk, and a two-meter-wide bed is placed in the middle. When lying on it, the mattress feels soft and elastic, and the grass-green cotton sheets exude a smell of sunshine.
Qin Xian squinted his eyes, took a deep breath to calm down, and felt some impressions and memories faintly gushing out of his mind like a spring.
The child's father passed away since he was a child, and his mother is in business. She took care of the child alone, and she lived a pretty good life. She got married a few years ago and gave birth to twins.
This house was originally lived by the two mothers and sons, but now it is left to the son after remarriage.
I was a little tired after thinking about it, and it seemed that my body hadn't fully recovered yet.
So Qin Xian took a shower, ate the meal prepared by the nanny in advance, and went to bed.
A night without dreams.
Qin Xian opened his eyes, and the morning sun shone slightly through the gap between the curtains and the screens.I haven't slept so soundly since I woke up.
He couldn't help rolling back and forth on the bed a few times, stretched, and then got up to wash and brush.
After he finished, he walked out of the living room, and saw a large bowl of porridge with whole grains and a plate of rice rolls with fresh shrimps on the dining table, with a thin layer of soy sauce floating on it, and a handful of sesame seeds sprinkled on it, steaming hot.
□□Naked temptation!This nanny is simply the conscience of the industry!
Qin Xian rolled his Adam's apple up and down instinctively, and his stomach rumbled, but he still restrained his instinctive desire, drinking a glass of warm water first, and then started to move.
Wind and clouds~!After a while the breakfast was emptied.
Qin Xiantan sat on the grass-green cotton sofa in the living room, and carefully observed the house. There were all kinds of electrical appliances, and the balcony on the right hand side was covered with greenery. You could see a large artificial lake not far away.
After looking at it for a while, I went to look at the other two rooms. The one next to his room was the study room, which had a large bookshelf against the wall, filled with all kinds of books.
Take a closer look, most of them are history and reasoning suspense books, and I accidentally found a few high-end books, such as "Everyone Wakes Up You Are Stupid", "On the Importance of IQ", "Pretentious?Does Your Mother Know", "Europeans!Purebred!You know! "
Qin Xian suddenly felt that his heart was hurt by a hundred thousand blows, and he turned his eyes away in a hurry.
Walking out of the study, the other room is a simple gym with a treadmill.
Qin Xian turned around and went back to the living room, looking at the ID card he dug out yesterday.
There are such coincidences in the world! ?
This child was born in the same month and the same day as him, only one year younger than him, and he also just graduated from high school and was admitted to G University, a key local university. He is a primary school bully.
Counting together, it is only July, and there is still more than a month before school starts.
Qin Xian turned his head and looked at the blue sky, green lake and green trees outside the floor-to-ceiling windows of the balcony, feeling inexplicably safe and peaceful in his heart.
They come, the security.
So, he lived in peace.
Qin Xian lives in seclusion every day, stays at home, reads the books on the shelf every day, and watches cartoons when he is tired, and finds the memory of the master of the body to familiarize himself with the living habits.
Anyway, there is a nanny who provides food, housing, washing and cleaning every day. It can't be too happy.
But speaking of this nanny, she is a god-like existence, coming and going without a trace, Qin Xian has been living here for almost a month, and has caught his shadow tail at most twice.
Is this a housekeeper with light skills or a secret agency?Or is it an orphaned ninja?
Anyway, I just stayed like this, and I was going to report to the university for the start of school at the end of August. The freshmen had to participate in half a month of military training and had to arrive at school early.
Due to physical reasons, □□'s mother has already helped Qin Xian apply to the school not to participate in military training in advance.
When the day is up, go to school to report first, then move your luggage into the dormitory, and go to school after the military training is over.
……
On the day of the official class, my mother asked the driver to take Qin Xian back to school. After some groping, Qin Xian came to the classroom for the basic class. He looked around and couldn't help but sigh.
I never thought I would go to college one day!I don’t know which university I was admitted to before the accident~~
When Qin Xian was hurting the spring and the autumn and wanted to be hypocritical, a voice came from not far away: "Daxian, I finally found you!"
For the first time, I saw a tall and thin boy running over in small steps, with smooth mushroom hair on his head, harmonious facial features, and a refreshing and clean appearance of a scholar.
He ran over and said, "Daxian, I haven't seen you since graduating from the college entrance examination! I heard that you have also been admitted to G University, and I can't miss you during the military training. What are you busy with during the summer vacation?"
Qin Xian paused for a moment, and a momentary memory emerged from a forgotten corner of his brain. This was Chen Xiaodeng, a high school classmate and gay friend, nicknamed Magic Lamp.
Qin Xian thought for a while, and then replied: "Not long after I graduated, one day I had an accident while walking on the road. I was hit on the head by an advertisement board and was hospitalized. After I was discharged from the hospital, I was recuperating at home."
"Is it really an accident? Are you okay? No wonder you didn't answer the phone call, and didn't reply to the WeChat message. It seems like the world has evaporated!" The magic lamp stared round, obviously a little frightened.
Qin Xian: "Well, it's all right now, I didn't notice when I dropped my phone on the side."
Deng Shen: "Did you also take basic courses here? I am also a history major, history major, which one did you apply for?"
Qin Xian: "History."
"Great, we are classmates again." Deng Shen raised the corners of his eyes and said with a smile, "There are also Guan Yue and Shau Hua, they have also been admitted to the Department of History, and you haven't seen them..."
"Who calls me softly ~ wakes up the fire of love in my heart ~ I am lucky only because of you ~ no longer wandering and chasing mounds ~~" At this moment, a male solo singing came from a distance, "Daxian, Daxian, we are looking for you!" It’s so hard for you!” followed by another voice.
I saw two tall boys, one black and one white, Qin Xian's mind flooded with memories, the one who sang was a skinny, sunny young man named Gu Yue, nicknamed Guan Yue, who loved Sports, and is a miba and mobile KTV, a sports boy with bgm special effects.
The other is white and smooth, with a tall body, not fat, but looks a bit fleshy. His name is Qi Xiu, nicknamed Shame Flower, he likes anime Two-dimensional, he is a happy 2B flirt.
Shameful flower: "Da Xian, Da Xian, where did you go to have sex alone? I found you so hard~~ Do you remember, when we became sworn brothers in Taoyuan, we swore to share weal and woe.
You know, during these days without you, I faced the cruel test of reality alone, experienced the warmth and coldness of human feelings, and was tortured inside and out. "
While talking, he swiped to unlock the big-screen phone, and then showed Qin Xian a photo. A fat man was squeezed into the narrow photo frame on the phone, and he said, "Look, it's that sweaty military training, that upright instructor, who made me feel so much better." I can't leave that playground and be Xiao Xiao a fat man." Shame Hua's face was filled with sadness.
Guan Yue laughed and scolded: "Then you are so beautiful! Lose weight and gain weight, how many people are willing to become African refugees without hesitation in dieting and starving;
Do not hesitate to use science and technology to attract stars; do not hesitate to risk your life to use diet pills as three meals a day, etc., and use all means to achieve the dream of a thin person~!
Don't be ignorant of your blessings in the midst of blessings, and moan without illness. "
Shame flower slowly stretched out a finger, Bruce Lee specified the movement, and swayed his fingers back and forth: "Tsk tsk tsk, I am a person who pursues someone. I must break through the world and not follow the crowd. I am a flower in the fat world. The budding flower of Gaoling!
However, under the [-]-degree high-temperature sunlight, the lovely fat hidden in the depths of my body actually liquefied into sweat at a speed visible to the naked eye, and then evaporated into air. In just a few days, ten kilograms of weight evaporated out of thin air ! "
Shameful flower stretched out an orchid hand to wipe away the invisible tears in the corner of her eyes, and continued: "Do you understand this feeling?
It's like talking about stocks and money every day, and the old fritters who sink into the sea of stocks, fresh fish become dead fish overnight, dead fish become salted fish, and never turn over!
Another professional gambler, like a RMB player, crosses the sea with his entire wealth and property, and then swims back, clearing his pockets! "
Qin Xian looked at the nearly 140-jin lump of meat stuffed into the phone screen, and said calmly, "Are you sure it's a little fat?" Then he glanced at Shame's slender body, "Ask honestly, answer honestly, Is the inflatable doll your body? How can you break it because it can be stretched horizontally?"
Before Shameful Flower could answer, Guan Yue laughed and said, "Don't tell me, I wonder if he is related to McDull, who has been in Changchuntian Huahua Kindergarten for thousands of years, or if the second senior brother in Journey to the West got lost. Brothers who have been there for many years."
Shameless Flower completely ignored the sarcasm and said proudly: "What is the material of the inflatable doll? What is the material of the father? How can they be compared with each other! The former is just a superficial appearance, and the father--has a filling!"
Qin Xian quietly interjected: "The stuffing has leaked, and it's hard to get it back when it's covered with water."
Shameful Flower remembered the grief and indignation before, and said again: "After two weeks of purgatory, I finally realized the true meaning of it. Every day under the raging flames, I mechanically repeated hundreds of times standing at attention, turning left, turning right, and turning backwards." change,
That's to make our 360-degree non-dead angle heat more evenly, the coloring is more even, the coated honey has a concave shape, and it looks like a roast spring chicken that is charred on the outside and tender on the inside! "
Looking up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, he sighed with a tragic expression, "My fat is so epic! The oil is exhausted, the lamp is dry, and the ointment is exhausted! Ah~~ What a painful realization~~ You used to be my everything ~~”
Simply a soul singer!Desperate to hear and die~!
Guanyue stretched out her fingers, teasing the shy flower like Yingmu Huadao slapped Coach Anxi on the chin while calling the old man, and said solemnly: "Hey, brother! Although the double chin has become a single chin, it is still there. At least, you Still human."
Qin Xian nodded silently, then shook his head again: "It wasn't before, but now it has evolved, from animals to humans!"
Everyone said in unison: "Hahahaha~~~~"
Shameful Flower said angrily: "Daxian, I didn't expect you to be such a person! I'm really hurt~~"
Qin Xian: "No, no, I'm just stating the facts, accept the reality! It will hurt you too, that's because you are too fragile~ Come on, what blood relationship do you have with the inflatable doll? Why is it hollow? "
Shameful Flower: "Get out!"
After the person left, Qin Xian was a little distressed, and raised his head and asked Zhensang who was floating: "Should I tell the truth? Tell me that I am not her son, but someone else came here through time." , and opened the eyes of the sky to see everything?"
After these few days of peaceful coexistence, the two of them have become a pair of chatting friends who transcend race and boundaries.
"What do you think? If you believe in you, I will let you participate in the research work on a supernatural TV show; if you don't believe in you, I will take you to participate in the research work in a mental hospital. Of course, you will be the subject of the research." Zhensang said faintly while floating. said,
"Besides, this skin belongs to her son, let her know that the son who was finally rescued from life and death is just a walking dead in the end, how much it hurts the heart of a mother!
What's more, you can't change the fact now, so why not make a mistake and make a well-intentioned lie, and let it become a beautiful misunderstanding, whether it is for others or for yourself. "
Qin Xian actually thought the same way deep down in his heart. He just wanted others to affirm his decision, and replied: "Well! The matter has come to this point, we can only face it, then accept it, and make peace with it!"
He looked at Zhensang, and said, "I will be discharged from the hospital tomorrow, are you going back with me?"
Zhensang shook her long black and thick hair, and said seriously: "No, this is the range of my activities, I can't go far, and I can chat with you, a living person, laughing and talking, no longer What a shame, I will leave here soon and go the way I should go."
Qin Xian thought for a while, half understanding, and finally he could only nod silently.
The next morning, □□mother helped Qin Xian tidy up, went through the formalities and arranged for a car to pick him up.
Before leaving, Zhensang's voice came from somewhere: "Qin Xian, remember what I told you earlier.
Calm down, there is a saying in the Buddha's words, "Sow a good cause and reap a good fruit". Goodbye if you are destined. "
Qin Xian replied in a low voice: "Well! Thank you! Although our meeting was so weird and made my hair stand on end, I'm glad to meet you, and you have a smooth journey!"
After speaking, he got into the car and drove away.
Qin Xian leaned against the back of the bench seat, propped his head with his hands on the car window, looked at the fleeting unfamiliar scenery outside, thought about the electronic board he saw at the entrance of the hospital lobby, and realized that he was hit by a tire now A whole year later, and in another city.
It's been a year in the blink of an eye!
After about half an hour's drive, we arrived at a high-end residential area. The green area in the residential area is very large, the floors are not high, and the privacy is high.
While watching, he followed to a room on the sixth floor of one of the buildings. Qin Xian walked in and saw that the house had a layout of three bedrooms and two living rooms. It was spacious and bright, with fresh and simple decoration, clean and tidy.
□□Mom: "Sen Belle, my mother originally wanted to take you back to my house, but your younger brother and sister are still young, and they are the most naughty age. I am afraid that you will be rested, so my mother will let you come back here, and the nanny will have meals. They will come to cook for you, come up to clean once a week, and call me if there is anything."
When Qin Xian was discharged from the hospital, he changed his clothes and found a mobile phone, which was originally used by the child.
Qin Xian nodded: "Well, I see, I'm fine, I can take care of myself."
□□My mother looked at Qin Xian worriedly and helplessly, then packed up and left.
Qin Xian walked around the house and found the room. It was a suite with a desk and a computer, and there were posters of Sakuragi Flower Road and Rukawa Kaede on the wall.
There are several sets of Gunpla on the shelf on the desk, and a two-meter-wide bed is placed in the middle. When lying on it, the mattress feels soft and elastic, and the grass-green cotton sheets exude a smell of sunshine.
Qin Xian squinted his eyes, took a deep breath to calm down, and felt some impressions and memories faintly gushing out of his mind like a spring.
The child's father passed away since he was a child, and his mother is in business. She took care of the child alone, and she lived a pretty good life. She got married a few years ago and gave birth to twins.
This house was originally lived by the two mothers and sons, but now it is left to the son after remarriage.
I was a little tired after thinking about it, and it seemed that my body hadn't fully recovered yet.
So Qin Xian took a shower, ate the meal prepared by the nanny in advance, and went to bed.
A night without dreams.
Qin Xian opened his eyes, and the morning sun shone slightly through the gap between the curtains and the screens.I haven't slept so soundly since I woke up.
He couldn't help rolling back and forth on the bed a few times, stretched, and then got up to wash and brush.
After he finished, he walked out of the living room, and saw a large bowl of porridge with whole grains and a plate of rice rolls with fresh shrimps on the dining table, with a thin layer of soy sauce floating on it, and a handful of sesame seeds sprinkled on it, steaming hot.
□□Naked temptation!This nanny is simply the conscience of the industry!
Qin Xian rolled his Adam's apple up and down instinctively, and his stomach rumbled, but he still restrained his instinctive desire, drinking a glass of warm water first, and then started to move.
Wind and clouds~!After a while the breakfast was emptied.
Qin Xiantan sat on the grass-green cotton sofa in the living room, and carefully observed the house. There were all kinds of electrical appliances, and the balcony on the right hand side was covered with greenery. You could see a large artificial lake not far away.
After looking at it for a while, I went to look at the other two rooms. The one next to his room was the study room, which had a large bookshelf against the wall, filled with all kinds of books.
Take a closer look, most of them are history and reasoning suspense books, and I accidentally found a few high-end books, such as "Everyone Wakes Up You Are Stupid", "On the Importance of IQ", "Pretentious?Does Your Mother Know", "Europeans!Purebred!You know! "
Qin Xian suddenly felt that his heart was hurt by a hundred thousand blows, and he turned his eyes away in a hurry.
Walking out of the study, the other room is a simple gym with a treadmill.
Qin Xian turned around and went back to the living room, looking at the ID card he dug out yesterday.
There are such coincidences in the world! ?
This child was born in the same month and the same day as him, only one year younger than him, and he also just graduated from high school and was admitted to G University, a key local university. He is a primary school bully.
Counting together, it is only July, and there is still more than a month before school starts.
Qin Xian turned his head and looked at the blue sky, green lake and green trees outside the floor-to-ceiling windows of the balcony, feeling inexplicably safe and peaceful in his heart.
They come, the security.
So, he lived in peace.
Qin Xian lives in seclusion every day, stays at home, reads the books on the shelf every day, and watches cartoons when he is tired, and finds the memory of the master of the body to familiarize himself with the living habits.
Anyway, there is a nanny who provides food, housing, washing and cleaning every day. It can't be too happy.
But speaking of this nanny, she is a god-like existence, coming and going without a trace, Qin Xian has been living here for almost a month, and has caught his shadow tail at most twice.
Is this a housekeeper with light skills or a secret agency?Or is it an orphaned ninja?
Anyway, I just stayed like this, and I was going to report to the university for the start of school at the end of August. The freshmen had to participate in half a month of military training and had to arrive at school early.
Due to physical reasons, □□'s mother has already helped Qin Xian apply to the school not to participate in military training in advance.
When the day is up, go to school to report first, then move your luggage into the dormitory, and go to school after the military training is over.
……
On the day of the official class, my mother asked the driver to take Qin Xian back to school. After some groping, Qin Xian came to the classroom for the basic class. He looked around and couldn't help but sigh.
I never thought I would go to college one day!I don’t know which university I was admitted to before the accident~~
When Qin Xian was hurting the spring and the autumn and wanted to be hypocritical, a voice came from not far away: "Daxian, I finally found you!"
For the first time, I saw a tall and thin boy running over in small steps, with smooth mushroom hair on his head, harmonious facial features, and a refreshing and clean appearance of a scholar.
He ran over and said, "Daxian, I haven't seen you since graduating from the college entrance examination! I heard that you have also been admitted to G University, and I can't miss you during the military training. What are you busy with during the summer vacation?"
Qin Xian paused for a moment, and a momentary memory emerged from a forgotten corner of his brain. This was Chen Xiaodeng, a high school classmate and gay friend, nicknamed Magic Lamp.
Qin Xian thought for a while, and then replied: "Not long after I graduated, one day I had an accident while walking on the road. I was hit on the head by an advertisement board and was hospitalized. After I was discharged from the hospital, I was recuperating at home."
"Is it really an accident? Are you okay? No wonder you didn't answer the phone call, and didn't reply to the WeChat message. It seems like the world has evaporated!" The magic lamp stared round, obviously a little frightened.
Qin Xian: "Well, it's all right now, I didn't notice when I dropped my phone on the side."
Deng Shen: "Did you also take basic courses here? I am also a history major, history major, which one did you apply for?"
Qin Xian: "History."
"Great, we are classmates again." Deng Shen raised the corners of his eyes and said with a smile, "There are also Guan Yue and Shau Hua, they have also been admitted to the Department of History, and you haven't seen them..."
"Who calls me softly ~ wakes up the fire of love in my heart ~ I am lucky only because of you ~ no longer wandering and chasing mounds ~~" At this moment, a male solo singing came from a distance, "Daxian, Daxian, we are looking for you!" It’s so hard for you!” followed by another voice.
I saw two tall boys, one black and one white, Qin Xian's mind flooded with memories, the one who sang was a skinny, sunny young man named Gu Yue, nicknamed Guan Yue, who loved Sports, and is a miba and mobile KTV, a sports boy with bgm special effects.
The other is white and smooth, with a tall body, not fat, but looks a bit fleshy. His name is Qi Xiu, nicknamed Shame Flower, he likes anime Two-dimensional, he is a happy 2B flirt.
Shameful flower: "Da Xian, Da Xian, where did you go to have sex alone? I found you so hard~~ Do you remember, when we became sworn brothers in Taoyuan, we swore to share weal and woe.
You know, during these days without you, I faced the cruel test of reality alone, experienced the warmth and coldness of human feelings, and was tortured inside and out. "
While talking, he swiped to unlock the big-screen phone, and then showed Qin Xian a photo. A fat man was squeezed into the narrow photo frame on the phone, and he said, "Look, it's that sweaty military training, that upright instructor, who made me feel so much better." I can't leave that playground and be Xiao Xiao a fat man." Shame Hua's face was filled with sadness.
Guan Yue laughed and scolded: "Then you are so beautiful! Lose weight and gain weight, how many people are willing to become African refugees without hesitation in dieting and starving;
Do not hesitate to use science and technology to attract stars; do not hesitate to risk your life to use diet pills as three meals a day, etc., and use all means to achieve the dream of a thin person~!
Don't be ignorant of your blessings in the midst of blessings, and moan without illness. "
Shame flower slowly stretched out a finger, Bruce Lee specified the movement, and swayed his fingers back and forth: "Tsk tsk tsk, I am a person who pursues someone. I must break through the world and not follow the crowd. I am a flower in the fat world. The budding flower of Gaoling!
However, under the [-]-degree high-temperature sunlight, the lovely fat hidden in the depths of my body actually liquefied into sweat at a speed visible to the naked eye, and then evaporated into air. In just a few days, ten kilograms of weight evaporated out of thin air ! "
Shameful flower stretched out an orchid hand to wipe away the invisible tears in the corner of her eyes, and continued: "Do you understand this feeling?
It's like talking about stocks and money every day, and the old fritters who sink into the sea of stocks, fresh fish become dead fish overnight, dead fish become salted fish, and never turn over!
Another professional gambler, like a RMB player, crosses the sea with his entire wealth and property, and then swims back, clearing his pockets! "
Qin Xian looked at the nearly 140-jin lump of meat stuffed into the phone screen, and said calmly, "Are you sure it's a little fat?" Then he glanced at Shame's slender body, "Ask honestly, answer honestly, Is the inflatable doll your body? How can you break it because it can be stretched horizontally?"
Before Shameful Flower could answer, Guan Yue laughed and said, "Don't tell me, I wonder if he is related to McDull, who has been in Changchuntian Huahua Kindergarten for thousands of years, or if the second senior brother in Journey to the West got lost. Brothers who have been there for many years."
Shameless Flower completely ignored the sarcasm and said proudly: "What is the material of the inflatable doll? What is the material of the father? How can they be compared with each other! The former is just a superficial appearance, and the father--has a filling!"
Qin Xian quietly interjected: "The stuffing has leaked, and it's hard to get it back when it's covered with water."
Shameful Flower remembered the grief and indignation before, and said again: "After two weeks of purgatory, I finally realized the true meaning of it. Every day under the raging flames, I mechanically repeated hundreds of times standing at attention, turning left, turning right, and turning backwards." change,
That's to make our 360-degree non-dead angle heat more evenly, the coloring is more even, the coated honey has a concave shape, and it looks like a roast spring chicken that is charred on the outside and tender on the inside! "
Looking up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, he sighed with a tragic expression, "My fat is so epic! The oil is exhausted, the lamp is dry, and the ointment is exhausted! Ah~~ What a painful realization~~ You used to be my everything ~~”
Simply a soul singer!Desperate to hear and die~!
Guanyue stretched out her fingers, teasing the shy flower like Yingmu Huadao slapped Coach Anxi on the chin while calling the old man, and said solemnly: "Hey, brother! Although the double chin has become a single chin, it is still there. At least, you Still human."
Qin Xian nodded silently, then shook his head again: "It wasn't before, but now it has evolved, from animals to humans!"
Everyone said in unison: "Hahahaha~~~~"
Shameful Flower said angrily: "Daxian, I didn't expect you to be such a person! I'm really hurt~~"
Qin Xian: "No, no, I'm just stating the facts, accept the reality! It will hurt you too, that's because you are too fragile~ Come on, what blood relationship do you have with the inflatable doll? Why is it hollow? "
Shameful Flower: "Get out!"
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