Sui Yu Tou Zhu

Ding Hanbai almost sprayed the meal all over the round table, but the result of forcibly holding it back was choking it into his throat. He coughed, from a small sound to a loud one, gradually becoming more and more severe, and he was about to cough out his lung ducts.

The others didn't care about thinking about Ji Shenyu's situation, Jiang Shuliu poured water, Jiang Caiwei patted his back, Ding Yanshou stopped reprimanding in fright, and focused all his attention on Ding Hanbai.

But Ding Hanbai was shaking with a cough, but his gaze stayed on Ji Shenyu's place as firmly as Mount Tai, with a gloating smile mixed with indescribable rarity.This little southern barbarian was so interesting that he actually took it seriously and followed suit. He calmed down slowly, wiped his mouth, took a sip of hot tea, and uttered two words—"Stupid."

Ji Shenyu sat down again, put his head into the bowl, and ate the honeydew melon and jujube rice until there was no grain left.He had been hungry for too long, and wanted to have another bowl, but he held back his master's and his wife's serious expressions.

Jiang Caiwei's calf hurt, she turned her face to look at Ding Hanbai.

Ding Han and Bai Chao Ji Shenyu pouted and gestured with his eyes.

Jiang Caiwei understood, handed over her bowl without saying a word, and said deliberately: "Shen Yu, fill another bowl, and help me to fill some by the way."

When Ji Shenyu saw the other person winking at him, he immediately understood, and came back with another bowl, feeling hot in his chest, and the food tasted even sweeter.It was that time weaving gloves, and it was also this time. Jiang Caiwei's consideration for him was like sending charcoal in the snow. He was grateful...and even felt worthy of it.

The soup was empty, and several people put down their chopsticks one after another.

The two elders went out for a week. Although they were not in the dust, they had limited strength and did not continue to teach the younger generation.And Ding Hanbai was exhausted from wandering all day, so he put down his chopsticks and went back to sleep regardless of whether he made a mistake or not.

Ji Shenyu followed closely behind, and only after returning to the small courtyard where he lived did he completely relax.He stepped on Ding Hanbai's shadow, went up the steps, Ding Hanbai's shadow disappeared, and Ding Hanbai himself walked away without a pause.

He was still holding the other party's coat, planning to wash it before returning it.

Ji Shenyu didn't close the door, and sat at the table to listen.I heard Ding Hanbai run to take a bath, and I heard Ding Hanbai come back after washing.He took the time to go out and block the other party's way.

Ding Hanbai felt hot all over his body, moist and fresh.Thinking of Ji Shenyu shaking his feet and throwing water all over his body, he moved closer to imitate Jiang Tingen's old Huang, shaking his head back and forth, water droplets gushing everywhere.

After shaking his dizziness, he frowned and asked, "What are you doing blocking the road?"

Ji Shenyu said: "Brother, why did you get blamed for me? It's because I want to learn how to drive—"

Ding Hanbai interrupted: "That's what I have to let you learn. Both the left and the right will scold me, and the one who scolds less is one."

Ji Shenyu looked at Ding Hanbai, he thought, Ding Hanbai is "one who scolds less is one" to him?Isn't it "can't just scold me"?

Ding Hanbai was sweating from this man's stare: "Are you still busy? You're sleepy."

He couldn't even wait for an answer, he bypassed Ji Shenyu and went back to the room, walking so hastily that he even bumped into the other's shoulder.If thoughts condense into a ball, they will disperse with a light bump, plus a few steps to the bedroom.

Ding Hanbai was already lying on the bed, his scattered thoughts were scattered, this one was Ji Shenyu's eyes looking at him, and the other one was Ji Shenyu's self-proclaimed idiot, scattered around, it was hard to put together.

Not only scattered, but also messed up.

Ding Hanbai closed his eyes and reached out to turn off the light, but he touched the tassel on the edge of the lampshade and did not leave it. The tassel made his fingertips itch, and it kept jumping up and down, from fingertips to the tip of his heart, as if electrified.

He got up suddenly, guessing that he had some kind of disease, took a piece of American ginseng before falling into a deep sleep.

When Ji Shenyu came back from the shower and looked at the neighbor, it was already dark.He had a lot of emotional ups and downs today, and he was extremely tired at the moment, but he still picked up the aluminum skin pot to water the roses that were starting to wilt.

Drinking water does not forget the well digger, and watering the flowers naturally reminds me of the flower planter, so I can't help but look towards the bedroom.

So dark, what dream is Ding Hanbai doing?he thinks.

It was a quiet night, Ding Hanbai didn't dream at all, only after dawn did he dream intermittently, vaguely, unclear, and the western clock did not wake him up.

He has always been able to sleep, and it is common for him to wake up when the sun is shining.

It's just that the Western clock wasn't intense enough, and after 5 minutes a big living person appeared.Ding Han Baijuan was immersed in Zhuang Sheng's dream, and suddenly his left ear hurt, his callused big hands grabbed and twisted him, causing his eyes to open wide in pain.

"dad?"

Ding Yanshou said: "If you dare to sleep late, get up and fix my car!"

Ding Hanbai leaned on the edge of the bed and sighed, half-closed his eyes and resisted, and after a lot of tossing, he still succumbed to Ding Yanshou's iron fist.He had no choice but to change clothes and go out. He didn't give him breakfast, and his stomach growled when he started the broken car.

The car was thrown into the repair shop, Ding Hanbai didn't want to stay any longer, the smell of gasoline and diesel was unpleasant, and the machine parts were dirty, he always left after paying the money.But he didn't plan to go home, he would be nagged by Jiang Shuliu when he went back, and he didn't go to Yupinji, if he met Ding Yanshou, he would hit the gunpoint.

Take a taxi and go straight to Shimao Department Store.

Lose a coat and he has to buy a new one.

At home, Ji Shenyu had already woken up, lazily lying on the bed after a full sleep, reminiscing about all the funny or thrilling things yesterday, and slowly smiling.On the side of his face, he saw the coat on the back of the chair, he stopped being lazy, and straightened up.

Ji Shenyu sat in front of the sink and scrubbed it, hung it up, and returned it to Zhao after it was done drying.

It's a pity that the perfect owner has already put on new clothes. When trying them on, he put the thin coat back and stretched his arms to stretch his back muscles. The pain was long and dense.He touched it with his backhand and felt a piece of swollen skin.

The bump yesterday was a bit severe, and there was no flesh on his back, and Ding Hanbai felt sorry for himself, so he took out his wallet and bought another shirt.

He was happy alone, left the department store and went to the cultural street near Peace Square.It is said to be Wenhua Street, but it is actually another antique market. Because it has the largest scale and the most foreign tourists, it was planned by the Bureau of Cultural Heritage and the city government, and it is called Wenhua Street.

For things like antiques, sometimes the bigger the market, the better, and there may be more fakes.Ding Hanbai wandered around, went into every store to see if there was any good study stuff, he bought it without asking the price.

Going a little deeper, there were scattered booths, he paused, staring at the old man wearing sunglasses.

Zhang Sinian looked around, turned his head and saw him, then turned back as if nothing had happened.Ding Hanbai approached slowly, stopped across a booth, and caught a glimpse of something in Zhang Sinian's hand.

A pastel gourd bottle with a hundred butterflies fluttering on the glaze, which was placed on the inner window sill before.

A man stopped to look, rubbed a few places to show that he was knowledgeable, communicated with Zhang Sinian in a low voice, put down the bottle after a few words and left.There is no agreement, not many of them are reached at one time, and each other has to hang up.

Ding Hanbai passed Zhang Sinian, wandered around to the end of the street before turning back, the man from just now was one meter ahead of him, and sure enough, he stopped by Zhang Sinian again.At the same time, there was another uncle who stopped, two customers and one owner, which became a seller's market.

Zhang Sinian said: "This object should be a pair, but now there is only one."

If you can't make a pair, you will be discounted, but he sees that the customer is knowledgeable, so he took the initiative to reveal it, adding sincerity.The man looked at it again and again, and when he got close to smell it, he hurriedly avoided: "What is this smell?"

Zhang Sinian was sloppy: "Old things don't smell good."

Ding Hanbai was having fun next door, the Baishouwen bottle contained pickled tofu, and the gourd bottle might have contained some unknown liquid.From the corner of his eye, he saw that people were too tired, so he simply went over to join in the fun, and asked directly, "Master, what year are you here?"

Zhang Sinian replied: "Republic of China."

He looked at it blindly: "The inscription is made in the year of Qianlong, and it was imitated in the Republic of China."

Zhang Sinian laughed dryly, waiting to deal with him, ignoring the existence of those two.Since he wanted to sell it, of course it was for the money. Ding Hanbai's foolish appearance with a lot of money is so attractive, he is a treasure to any seller.

Ding Hanbai turned his head and asked another uncle: "Master, do you think this thing is reliable?"

The uncle asked back: "You don't understand?"

He shook his head: "I don't understand this when I'm young, I want to buy it because it looks good." Then he turned to the man and asked, "Brother, what do you think?"

The man said: "Originally a pair, it is useless for you to buy one back, and there is not much room for appreciation."

After reading it and turning back, Ding Hanbai knew that the elder brother was tempted by knowing the real thing and not recommending buying it for himself.He is still holding it, and he asks the price because of his reluctance.

He sang with Zhang Sinian, but in the end the deal failed, so he put it down and left.Going around, even went to Heping Square to feed the peace dove for a while, and then went back, Zhang Sinian was empty-handed.

"Master, is the gourd bottle sold?"

"Sold, forty thousand."

"One pair is only [-] to [-] yuan, so the buddy is willing?"

"He has one at home, and he is certainly happy to get a pair together to increase the value."

If it is revealed that there is one at home, the seller must have figured it out, which is not conducive to lowering the price, so the man must have not told Zhang Sinian.Ding Hanbai asked Zhang Sinian how he knew, but the other party smiled lightly and kicked him.

"Apprentice." The old man said, "We not only need to look at things, but also people. Thousands of things are kept in our minds, and people of all kinds can't just forget them once they've seen them."

Two years ago, Zhang Sinian sold one of the gourd bottles, and the buyer was the man just now.

He took Ding Hanbai by his arms and walked out: "It's hard being a babysitter, let's go, let's go find a jar for pickling sugar and garlic."

Ding Hanbai didn't come home until dark, bought clothes, went out of the restaurant, and sneaked around the screen wall, trying not to disturb his parents in the living room.Sneaking back to the small courtyard, the lucky bamboo was full of vitality, and the rose was lingering. He glanced at it coldly and had no other thoughts.

Anyway, the seal was already coming back, so he didn't care.

Going up the steps, the half-hidden door swung open, and Ji Shenyu cut him off again. "Brother, you're back." Ji Shenyu folded the dry coat and offered it up, "I've washed it, here it is."

Ding Hanbai said: "I don't want it anymore."

Ji Shenyu confirmed: "Don't you want to wash it?"

Ding Hanbai replied: "The foot cloth is still the same after washing it. I bought a new one."

After the other party finished speaking and went back to the room, Ji Shenyu had no choice but to take the coat back.The size is not suitable, he can't wear it, but it is brand new, if you throw it away, you will be called a prodigal.After a moment of silence, he put it in the wardrobe, let's keep it first.

The cupboard door closes, the room door opens.

Ding Hanbai came in with medicinal wine, looking like a gentleman: "Come, let me show you my favor."

He sat back on the chair, unhurriedly unbuttoned his clothes, from top to bottom, his chest was exposed first.He took off his shirt, folded his arms on the back of the chair, rested his chin on his forearm, and waited for the other party to serve him.

Ji Shenyu only remembered that the collision yesterday was loud and loud, but he didn't expect the redness, swelling and bruises to be so serious.Pour the medicinal wine into the palm of your hand, rub it to warm it up, gently cover it, curl your fingers, and rub the medicinal wine with your palm little by little.

He asked, "Brother, does it hurt?"

Ding Hanbai squinted his eyes in comfort: "It's not bad."

The warm palms moved on the back, the strength was different, and the pain was mixed.Ji Shenyu fell down a little more, rubbing the underside of the opponent's shoulder blades, and then moved a little more, rubbing to the side.

Unexpectedly, Ding Hanbai suddenly stood up: "If you rub the bruise, do you rub my itchy jerky?"

Ji Shenyu whispered, "How do I know where your itchy flesh grows?"

What he didn't expect was that Ding Hanbai rushed to grab him, his elbow was swung away, and he went straight to his ribs.His hands were dripping wet, he couldn't resist, staggered back to the side of the bed and fell down.

"What are you hiding from? Could it be that your itchy flesh grows there too?" Ding Hanbai oppressed him, causing Ji Shenyu to curl up and writhe, his hair messed up. ?”

Ji Shenyu nodded again and again, the torture stopped, and he spread his palms up on both sides of his head.Lying on his back and looking at Ding Hanbai, Ding Hanbai was half kneeling on the bed, looking at him in the same way.

He couldn't stand that gaze, even though it was calm and devoid of any emotion.

Ding Hanbai asked: "Why are you blushing?"

Ji Shenyu asked back: "It's not allowed to blush?"

It was not the first time for Ding Hanbai to be deflated, his eyes shifted to those hands, and he remembered the feeling of being rubbed on his shoulders and back just now.He forgot the pain, and focused on exploring: "You seem to have said that calluses cannot grow, why?"

Ji Shenyu did not expect it again, and tried to find a decent reason, even if it was not decent, it would be good to change the topic.However, this pondering made Ding Hanbai more curious, and he twisted a couple of times while riding on him.

He made up nonsense: "Long calluses make it uncomfortable."

Ding Hanbai asked: "What are you doing?"

Ji Shenyu went all out: "What do you think the man is doing?"

It was terribly quiet, and the water splashed out of what he said, would it be too late for him to change his words?But before he could come to a conclusion, Ding Hanbai stretched out his callused big hand, patted his cheek lightly, then stopped, stroking him back and forth with his fingertips.

Ding Hanbai said with a smile: "It's only comfortable with long calluses, what a fool."

Breathing stagnated, Ji Shenyu had the illusion that the skin he touched was on fire.

But he was so dazed that he didn't want to escape, his head was not tilted, and he only looked up.When Ding Hanbai had played him enough, he left without saying a word, leaving only the half bottle of medicinal wine soaked in bitterness.

A moment later, a figure loomed outside the window, and Ji Shenyu turned over and sat up, staring blankly.Opening a slit, Ding Hanbai threw in a box of things, and said righteously: "Don't hurt your foundation when you are young, and you will have a piece of American ginseng after you finish it."

...The co-author is to nourish his kidney and strengthen his yang?

... Could it be that he was misunderstood to be addicted to self-blasphemy?

Even the water in the Slender West Lake can't wash away this grievance, Ji Shenyu was so ashamed and annoyed, wishing he could grab the ground with his head, howling, what a pity!