Sui Yu Tou Zhu

Chapter 15 You know what a fart.

Ji Shenyu tossed and turned in bed for the whole night, and only fell asleep at dawn, but his sleep was restless, disturbed by dreams one after another.

He dreamed that he was going back to Yangzhou, and Ding Hanbai yelled to see the garden, dragging him along the way.After running for a long time and stopped under a stone bridge, Ding Hanbai finally let go of him and walked up the stone bridge alone.

Some people set up stalls on the bridge to sell some trinkets, or sell some food, with one exception, they even sold Tang Sancai.Ding Hanbai went straight over, picked up a three-colored horse like a treasure, and asked how much it was.

Ji Shenyu immediately said: "Brother, shall we go on a boat?"

Ding Hanbai ignored him, and studied the beautiful horse with great interest: "I want it, wrap it up."

Ji Shenyu pulled the other party up, and whispered: "What are you buying this crudely made thing for? What do you want, I will ask Master to give it to you."

Ding Han looked at him in vain: "You know what, this is Tang Sancai, I can identify the authenticity."

Ji Shenyu couldn't stop him, and was waved aside. Seeing Ding Hanbai take out the money, he thought to himself that he should teach him a lesson.Unexpectedly, Ding Hanbai's trouser pockets seemed to be a bottomless pit, pile after pile, making him dazzled.

"Wait!" He rushed up and asked the vendor, "How much?"

The peddler said, "Thirty thousand."

Ji Shenyu grabbed Ding Hanbai's hand that took out the money: "Are you crazy?!"

Ding Hanbai pushed him away, and after spending [-] yuan, he hugged his horse and got off the bridge.Ji Shenyu followed, his legs were weak and he almost fell into the river. When he arrived home suddenly, he saw Ji Fangxu writing a fan in the garden.

"Master..." he yelled.

Ji Fangxu looked up at him, beckoning him to sit beside her.A tree of peach blossoms was painted on the fan, and the pen fell into his hand. Ji Fang asked him to write, and he wrote: Peach blossoms still laugh at the spring breeze.

Ji Shenyu was in a daze: "Master, it feels like I haven't seen you for a long time."

Ji Fangxu waved her fan to dry: "I didn't think you missed me, where did you go?"

Ji Shenyu suddenly remembered: "I was hanging out with Ding Hanbai, and he bought a fake three-color horse for [-] yuan, what should I do?" He pushed Ji Fangxu, "Will Uncle Ding be angry? , Blame me for not being optimistic about him? But I can't stop it, I don't know how stupid he is."

Ji Fangxu coaxed him: "Then let's exchange the real three-colored horse for him, shall we?"

Ji Shenyu immediately agreed, and helped Ji Fangxu walk towards the room. After walking for a while, he found that he forgot to take the fan, so he turned back to get the fan.Looking back, Ji Fang Xu disappeared without a trace, and her voice and appearance were nowhere to be found.

"Master..." he yelled.

Shout when you see, shout when you don't, you can't tell whether it's true when you see it, or it's true at this time.

Ji Shenyu was drenched in sweat when he woke up from the dream, and the wind blew in from the window, making him shivering uncontrollably from the cold.This dream was funny and heart-wrenching, he didn't care about Ding Hanbai buying a horse, he just remembered what Ji Fangxu said - that didn't make him think you missed me.

Did Ji Fangxu blame him?

Thinking about it, it was dawn.Ji Shenyu swept the house, watered the flowers, and scrubbed the railings of the corridor against the light blue quilt in front of his eyes.After wiping, he sat there, clutching a wet cloth and dripping a small puddle of water under his feet.

Ding Hanbai got up and came out: "...I thought you peed."

All thoughts were ruined here, Ji Shenyu put Ji Fangxu aside for the time being, thinking of a fool buying a horse.He went straight into the study in Latin, walked to the table, pointed to the celadon vase and asked, "What kind of person sold it to you?"

Ding Hanbai rubbed his eyes: "An old man."

old man?Ji Shenyu wondered, did that man change hands so quickly?Ding Hanbai shook off his hand and asked, "You like it? I was surprised yesterday."

Ji Shenyu couldn't explain: "Brother, why did you spend [-] yuan on this, are you sure it's not a fake?"

Ding Hanbai replied: "It's a long story, I'm too lazy to tell you." He went to wash up, turned around but was stopped by the other party, Ji Shenyu looked earnestly, and he wanted to wrap his arms around his waist, which made him bewildered.

He walked around: "A good boy doesn't get in the way, get out of the way."

Ji Shenyu really hugged him, as if trying to persuade him to fight: "Brother, don't be lazy to tell me, can you tell me?"

Ding Hanbai's downcast eyes met Ji Shenyu's eyes, he was very puzzled, he pushed him away with brute force, and stepped out of the study in a few steps.After washing up and watering the flowers with the aluminum pot, he realized that his cloves had been watered. When he looked up, he saw Ji Shenyu standing in the corridor, less cheerful than Lin Daiyu.

He had no choice but to admit defeat: "This thing looks like the water fragment I brought back before, but the origin is speculated to be false, so I bought it and took a closer look. Now I think it is a fake, and it has been sent for testing, and I am waiting for the result."

Ji Shenyu asked: "How to test? Expert appraisal?"

Ding Hanbai said: "Of course not. This business is like gambling. Experts may not be infallible. Testing refers to the instrument testing of special state agencies, such as high-precision color measuring instruments, which can identify fake areas."

Ji Shenyu was flustered for a while, as if he had been caught as evidence for cheating, and he was curious: "Then the insiders can always know the truth, and they are going to make a fortune?"

Ding Hanbai smiled and said, "How is it possible? This kind of testing is only used for national cultural relics. For example, new items from various museums cannot be carried out without approval. I talked to the director of the curator and signed a letter of guarantee, promising that if the item is genuine Yes, it will be handed over to the museum to exhibit together with the batch of water relics, so that can be done.”

Ji Shenyu nodded. He already knew the test result and couldn't help but ask, "What if it's fake?"

"Just admit it if it's fake." Ding Hanbai didn't care.

Ji Shenyu asked again: "Don't you blame the faker?"

Ding Hanbai hadn't answered yet, when Jiang Caiwei came in and asked them to have breakfast, so the conversation was interrupted.

Ji Shenyu couldn't eat it, so he stirred a bowl of porridge from thick to thin, and finally swallowed it.After eating, he stayed in the big living room and had no face to go back to face Ding Hanbai. He originally made that thing for money, and the money was to give Ding Hanbai a gift in return. Now not only the gift wasted, Ding Hanbai also lost [-] yuan for it.

There was a desk calendar next to the TV, and he stared at Sa Hysteria, startled to realize that most of the summer vacation had passed, and also startled to realize that something happened today... He thought about it for a long time, and remembered that Liang Hecheng was discharged from the hospital today.

There was a vacant bed in the general ward, and Liang Hecheng stayed in the corridor with his old bag, hiding his right hand, for fear that others would see that he had an extra finger.After lingering for a long time, a person rushed out from the end of the corridor. He immediately forgot, raised his right hand and swung it vigorously, making a sound.

Ji Shenyu ran over: "Grandpa, I almost forgot."

Liang Hecheng said, "It doesn't matter, I'll be waiting for you."

Ji Shenyu asked, "If I hadn't come, wouldn't you have waited in vain?"

"That means fate is not enough." The old man replied.

Ji Shenyu helped the other party to go out and walked to the garden of the hospital. He stopped and looked at the old man: "Grandpa, although I helped you, it doesn't mean I am kind. If I have the burden of supporting my family and have my own difficulties, I may not necessarily help you."

Liang Hecheng didn't expect him to be so frank, but no matter what the hypothetical situation is, if he helps, he will help. "The fate I'm talking about is not just that you help me." Liang Hecheng asked, "Last time you said that the money was exchanged for celadon vases, right?"

It’s a good thing not to mention it, Ji Shenyu showed bitterness, and told the absurd thing about the celadon vase that he bought and bought again, and he frowned, but made the old man laugh.

Liang Hecheng said: "How about you send the Buddha to the west, and send me home?"

Idle around, Ji Shenyu sent the other party home, No. 25 Miao'an Alley, the other party asked him to wait at the door.He sat on the broken tricycle at the door, and 10 minutes later, Liang Hecheng brought out a cardboard box, and he didn't know what was inside.

"It's my return gift for you."

Ji Shenyu waved his hand: "Why do I want your things? I don't want them."

Liang He pressed it to him: "You helped me, and I will help you too. Fate can last only if there is reciprocity." Before Ji Shenyu could respond, the old man hid in the gate and closed it as if, "You can keep it , it doesn’t matter if you sell it or give it away, everything has its own destiny, it depends on fate.”

The door creaked shut, Ji Shenyu was holding the cardboard box in a daze, and when he walked out of the alley, the paste in his head became more and more viscous.After returning home like a thief, he sneaked into the small courtyard and got into the room, closed the windows and locked the door, and opened the box to inspect the goods.

The box was stuffed with rags and foam boards, and layers of old newspapers wrapped the thing. It was more than 30 centimeters high and should be a vase.Ji Shenyu became the first bridegroom. He peeled off the bride's clothes at night in the bridal chamber, carefully, not daring to tear them off, but also anxious to read. Several layers of newspapers made him sweat profusely.

When the thing was completely exposed, he sat down on the chair with a bang.

The bean green glaze of the same color as the celadon vase is warm and delicate to the touch, and the fonts of the Baishou pattern on it are different. Let's look at the inscription - Woji layman imitating the ancient times.Ji Shenyu wiped off his sweat indiscriminately. He didn't have the confidence to identify the authenticity. He thought of Ding Hanbai, but Ding Hanbai had already spent [-] yuan to buy a fake, so he couldn't believe it.

Imprisoned in the room like this for several hours, Ji Shenyu remembered what Liang Hecheng said, you helped me, I helped you.

His [-] helped Liang Hecheng, so this thing should be worth that much money.

But if Liang Hecheng had a valuable treasure, why didn't he sell it to see a doctor for himself?

Ji Shenyu was brainstorming as he was confused about one thing, but the sound of footsteps outside brought him back to his senses.Going out to have a look, it was Ding Hanbai who took back the test report, he asked nervously: "Brother, what does the report say?"

Ding Hanbai answered simply: "Imitation."

He seemed to see Ding Hanbai smiling: "Then why are you happy?"

"Although the bottle is an imitation, the porcelain itself is indeed a fragment of cultural relics, don't you think it's interesting?" Ding Hanbai said as he entered the study, his voice was isolated from the outside.

Ji Shenyu thought, is this interesting?

He scratched at the door frame and remembered the dream in the morning, in which Ji Fangxu said that he was cheating.He suddenly became enlightened, took the vase and ran to the study room, no longer entangled with anything, and gave the vase to Ding Hanbai.

Seeing him coming in, Ding Hanbai stared at the bottle in a daze. "Brother, I have something for you." Ji Shenyu went over, only saying that helping an old man was rewarded, "I don't have the ability to appraise, but I can tell that this vase is superior to celadon vases, and imitations are also graded. Fake ones are worth the same, and I’ll give them to you.”

Ding Hanbai asked: "I thank you, why did you give it to me?"

Ji Shenyu held the celadon bottle: "Then can I exchange this with you? Because you gave me the amber pendant, I want to give you a gift in return."

Ding Hanbai was talking, but his eyes were still glued to the vase. He went to the bookcase to find an album, and suddenly asked: "Do you want to know whether this thing is real or not?"

The photo on the page of the album is consistent with the vase, and it is marked: bean green glaze ink color Baishou pattern vase, mid Qing Dynasty.Ding Hanbai hugged Ji Shenyu to confirm: "Send it to me, then let me deal with it, don't you regret it?"

Ji Shenyu nodded, how to deal with it, if you don't stay or shoot, Liang Hecheng said it doesn't matter, so he doesn't matter.

With approval, Ding Hanbai wrapped the bottle in a newspaper and left. It was still the tortoiseshell antique market and the narrow alley.He squatted until dark, during which many people came to ask, but he didn't pay any attention to it, and didn't sell it, and the sellers next to him couldn't figure out what he wanted to do.

So he asked for leave again and set up a stall in the alley for three consecutive days. Three days later at noon, a pair of old cloth shoes appeared in front of him.

The position was upside down, Zhang Sinian squatted down: "You don't look like an antique man."

Ding Hanbai said: "You seem to be collecting waste."

Zhang Sinian took off his glasses, and his blind eye was exposed to the sun. He picked up the bottle and looked at it, with his lips around his neck and his hands like a ruler, measuring the size. He looked at it for a long time: "This is Tang Ying's name, It has been used since the Yongzheng period."

Ding Hanbai nodded: "Good stuff, I won't agree to sell it for less than a penny."

Zhang Sinian asked, "How about bartering?"

It is popular in the industry to do this. Many people are addicted to collecting, but they have a lot of money, so they take out objects of similar value, and the two parties negotiate and exchange to conclude a sale.

Ding Hanbai touched his wrist: "I just want money, to buy a Swiss watch."

He kept his promise and didn't let go, and two days later, Zhang Sinian collected enough money to buy it, ten thousand stacks a pack.The two walked out of the alley, the scene overlapped with that day, when they parted, they looked at each other, and he suddenly smiled.

It's not that I'm happy after getting money, but I can't help it.

Zhang Sinian was blind and half-opened: "Keep the celadon bottle for yourself or pour it out?"

Ding Hanbai said: "The imitation is not bad, I keep the flowers."

Picking up leaks is based on ability, even if you talk about it face to face, you can't lose your temper, you can only be deflated.Zhang Sinian laughed when he heard this, and fanned the wind with his undershirt: "That's not bad? You can tell it's a fake at a glance, but you're not good enough."

Ding Hanbai leaned closer: "This one is different, it's genuine."

He parted ways with the other party, didn't save any money, and returned home with a schoolbag of banknotes.The small courtyard was quiet, and he stopped when he passed by the study window, and saw Ji Shenyu writing his homework at his desk.

Fold a plane with a hundred-yuan bill, fly in, and land right on the paper.

Ji Shenyu ran over, leaned on the window edge and asked, "Brother, did you sell that vase?"

"Yes." Ding Han Bai responded, "It's sold for [-]."

With a click, Ji Shenyu cut off a piece of the window edge, opened his eyes wide in horror, opened and closed his mouth but couldn't say anything.One hundred thousand... That vase is worth one hundred thousand? !Liang Hecheng gave him such a valuable thing, how could he afford it? !

Unexpectedly, Ding Hanbai raised his hand to grab his ear, with very little strength, but the tip of his ear was hot.

"Don't panic," Ding Hanbai said, "It's a fake."

The author has something to say: Ji Shenyu, a new day, a new collapse.Ding Hanbai, a man who has never won a perfect attendance award.

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