Fengshui master's workbook

Kind of hard.

"I'll go take a look outside." With that said, Fei Yiwu went back to the living room again.

She could feel an unharmonious atmosphere, but it was not in Xiao Du's room where the accident happened.

Go to the living room and lie to the north, the closer to Xiaowen's room, the stronger the uncomfortable feeling.

Fei Yiwu turned on the light without consulting Xiao Wen again.

The light in the living room just cut out a square on the floor of the north bedroom. Once the light inside was turned on, the interior situation could be seen at a glance.

On the ground, on the bed, on the wall, human footprints and cat paw prints are densely packed, everywhere.

Xiao Wen still pretended to be stupid: "What's wrong?"

Fei Yiwu looked at him, bit his lower lip, and asked, "You actually killed the kitten, right?"

Xiao Wen immediately put on an embarrassing smile, "Mr. Fei, shouldn't we tell you? It's Xiao Du, so he just frightened the cat, not wanting to harm the cat."

"Can't you see it?" Fei Yiwu pointed to the footprints and asked him, "Can't you see the footprints in your room?"

The cat's paw prints are several times smaller than Xiao Du's room, and the difference between a kitten and an adult cat is obvious.

"Teacher, don't scare me. Is there really footprints in my room?"

Fei Yiwu nodded silently, looked outside the door and prepared to leave.

Xiao Wen straddled over, stopped in front of her, and reluctantly said: "I just kicked it lightly. It was the big cat who came up to scratch me, and Xiao Du helped... it was Xiao Du who moved his hand!"

Fei Yiwu was determined to leave, "I can't control this matter."

"We're just playing with cats, and we really have no bad intentions. You see, I'm about to do something outrageous, and I can still stand here?" As soon as he said this, Xiao Wen fell to the ground without warning.

Today's newspaper.

It would be a lie to say that you are not afraid.Fei Yiwu was stunned for three seconds, then he reacted and walked out immediately.

She didn't have a bag or a cell phone, so she had to go out and find help.

"Fei, Mr. Fei, don't go!" At this moment, Xiao Wen stretched out his leg convulsively and tripped Fei Yiwu. At the moment when Fei Yiwu was about to fall to the ground, He grabbed her with his hands again, and fixed the posture of falling to sit on the ground with his buttocks——

Then, Xiaowen got up with a very flexible movement, and lay on the floor with hands and feet together, while the man's big rough head arched around Fei Yiwu's waist.

"Hey!"

The hairs all over his body exploded, and Fei Yiwu became angry.

Little Wen shrank back, and then put his head on Fei Yiwu's lap.

Fei Yiwu tried hard to break free from him, but the man was so strong after all, he easily wrapped her in his arms with both hands.The teeth creaked and creaked for a while, making a thin cry of "meow meow meow".

……

Three lines of blackened and enlarged ellipses floated in Fei Yiwu's mind.She settled down and observed Xiao Wen carefully—maybe it is not appropriate to call this tyrannical male creature "Xiao Wen" now.

Fei Yiwu couldn't help laughing when he saw the green eyes, the slender pupils and the fangs in Xiao Wen's raised head at the same time.

Hello, Kitty.

It doesn't matter what happened while feeding the cat, whether it was malicious or unintentional teasing, the result is in front of you.

Through Xiao Wen's face, Fei Yiwu saw the little milk cat.It blinked cutely, and tilted its head as if to say hello.

Both were at fault, and both were punished to varying degrees.

The mother cat punished Xiao Wen's roommate, while the kitten chose Xiao Wen.

Fei Yiwu scratched the cat Xiao Wen's back with his fingertips through his clothes.With the gentle movements, the strength of the arms encircling her eased, and Fei Yiwu took the opportunity to break free, but Cat Xiaowen keenly sensed her intentions and hugged her even harder.

Although I know that the cat is greedy for human caresses, but it hurts——

Fei Yiwu almost cried.

The cat, Xiaowen, was so good that he was so good. He looked over with watery eyes, and Fei Yiwu lost his temper and continued to pluck it.

A cat with the size of an adult male is comparable to a tiger.If you don't look at the face, it's a monster in clothes.

Fei Yiwu made a few more attempts. Although the cat Xiaowen didn't make any aggressive moves, every time she tried to leave, the cat's warning escalated accordingly, from the earliest beard blowing and staring to the last grinning and growling.

Meow meow meow!

Don't go!

Fei Yiwu loves small animals, but he doesn't like this kidnapping behavior very much.

Who made you carelessly underestimate the enemy?Fei Yiwu thought to himself.

"You can't use human psychology to figure out animals." After Fei Yiwu told the master that there was something staring at her, the master warned her again, "You take the knife to help it and liberate it. It is a tool. But from its point of view, it is in a predicament of restraint and is the weaker party, and the knife in your hand is a deadly weapon to it.”

Fei Yiwu asked: "Then how can I rescue it?"

"You don't need to save it, it came out later."

Self-righteous kindness is sometimes a knife——Fei Yiwu, the master's final conclusion, is always in his heart.

Master seldom preached, "The truth is all in the scriptures, read the books by yourself." Because the master is always free and easy, Fei Yiwu always memorizes a sentence or two that makes sense occasionally, and ponders over and over again.

What matters is not the tool, the method, but the mind.

But what does this little cat really want?

Fei Yiwu, who was stroking the cat, was puzzled.

She was so stiffly surrounded by a humanoid kitten on the ground, worrying about going to the bathroom later, while looking out the window.

Cat Xiao Wen's throat made a comfortable purr from time to time.

What should I do……

Just when Fei Yiwu was talking about when his master, senior brother, and even Liu Guang would descend from the sky to rescue her.There was a knock on the door outside.

"Is anyone there?" It was a nice female voice, not the same as Liu Guang's clear timbre, lower and softer.

It is even less likely to be the master and senior brother.

No time to care who it was, Fei Yiwu hurriedly shouted, "Yes, yes! Someone is here!"

"Squeak-"

The outer door was pushed open.

Fei Yiwu remembered that she didn't have the habit of closing the door casually.

This habit must be carried forward.

Fei Yiwu leaned back and waved his hands outside desperately: "Here, here, I am here."

As soon as the girl who seemed to be about the same age as Liu Guang entered the living room, Fei Yiwu suddenly felt that even the lights were powered by two hundred watts.

She is like a fairy descended from the earth.

Not only because she is good-looking, but the timing of her appearance and the courage to step into someone's house are just right.

The girl lay down to the north and asked, "What happened?"

Seeing this, Fei Yiwu made a pause gesture: "Don't come here, can you call my friend for me?"

The girl hesitated a little, took out her phone and looked at the screen, as if confirming some information, she raised her head and asked, "Are you Fei Yiwu?"

"It's me..." The sluggish vigilance finally thumped at this moment, Fei Yiwu retracted, only showing a little nod, "You are?"

"Oh, I'm a staff member of the Yangjiang Street Fengshui Office." The girl smiled brightly, "I'm here to inform you that please go to the office to take the second round of exams tomorrow afternoon."

"..." Since your office has the ability to find someone to deliver the notice, why don't you use high-tech/magic to directly determine the test results?

Fei Yiwu was busy slandering, the girl took out a piece of paper from somewhere and handed it to her. "Here, tomorrow afternoon at 03:30."

"Are you really from the office?" Out of gratitude to his savior, Fei Yiwu still wanted to confirm that a girl with such an amiable attitude would really turn into a cannibal with a chicken essence who catches people, a tall bear, and a cannibal at every turn. Do flowers of camellias work in the same unit?

"Yes." The girl then handed out her mobile phone, while keeping in mind the line Fei Yiwu drew just now, and stood where she could not see the interior of the north bedroom.

Cat Xiaowen still lay motionless on her lap, but because she was too busy dealing with the staff to care about grooming it, seeing it arch its back in dissatisfaction, Fei Yiwu hurriedly put his hand back on Cat Xiaowen's back .

"Are you ok?"

not good!

Fei Yiwu suddenly wondered, since girls are office workers, do they also have the ability to solve crises.But after thinking about it, if you can't even deal with a kitten possessing a human, will you be deducted points for tomorrow's second round of exams...

"It's okay." Fei Yiwu replied, and skillfully dialed Liu Guang's number.Before she explained the situation, her voice was heard over there, and she said briefly "I'll be there soon", and immediately closed the line.

"Thank you, it's okay." She smiled at the girl and handed the phone back, "I will attend on time."

"it is good."

Liu Guang did not come alone.

She also took two police officers with her.

When Liu Guang entered the door, Xiao Wen seemed to have been slapped hard, and with a muffled grunt, he slid off Fei Yiwu.Immediately afterwards, the kitten jumped out of his body, landed lightly, looked up at Fei Yiwu and kept "meowing".

Xiao Wen was pulled up from the ground by the police in a daze.Liu Guang took Fei Yiwu to the next room for inspection.

"You didn't bring a compass. I went to his company to ask for the address but didn't get it. Seeing that you didn't come back, I called the police in front of his superiors. They had no choice but to give me the address. Then you just called."

Fei Yiwu's focus was not on how Liu Guang knew the address of Xiao Wen's house.

"Liu Guang has been waiting for me in the store?"

"You didn't bring a compass." Liu Guang repeated angrily, seeing Fei Yiwu touching his waist from time to time, ignoring her blushing and muttering "What are you doing", he lifted his clothes to check.

Although there are two layers of clothes, the cat Xiaowen's strength is too heavy, and he just hooped out two black marks with bloodshot eyes.

"Did that guy do it?" Liu Guang was terribly gloomy, and his short bangs showed an attacking form slanting upwards like never before.

Fei Yiwu acted as if he had made a mistake, and defended in a low voice: "It's a cat, and it didn't mean anything."

Liu Guang went over with a sullen face and said a few words to the police. The police didn't listen to Xiao Wen's bluff, and pushed him out by chanting terms like "detention, intentional injury".

"Hey?"

Fei Yiwu intuitively felt that the police's actions were related to him, so he couldn't help but want to step forward and ask about the situation.But Liu Guang grabbed her, "Fifteen."

"Let that guy suffer." Liu Guang looked around at everything in the house and said coldly, "Crueling animals is also a crime."

Hanging up the shoulder bag with the compass on his body again, Fei Yiwu suddenly said, "I saw it."

"Ok?"

"I didn't rely on the compass, I saw it too." Fei Yiwu bent down and opened his hand to the kitten, "It didn't rely on cheating."

"Yeah." Liu Guang smiled slowly, "Fifteen doesn't need cheating."

Walking out with Liu Guang, Fei Yiwu asked, "When will Xiao Wen come out?"

"Fifteen." Liu Guang frowned unhappily, "Do you think it's okay to give him some trouble?"

"Ah?" Fei Yiwu was a little stunned. Although she faintly felt that something was wrong, calling the police is one of the violent means that human society can legally use. Judging from his behavior alone, it is understandable to take him to the police station. .So she explained straightforwardly: "No, he still has to give me a commission."

There seemed to be something itchy on her neck, Fei Yiwu touched it, and felt a few soft cat hairs, she said to herself: "Is it revenge for the little milk cat?"

Liu Guang ignored it, but when she was approaching the car, she stopped suddenly and turned her head to look behind.

On the outdoor unit of the air conditioner hanging on the window sill of the south bedroom, the little milk cat meowed anxiously, and the big cat raised one of its front paws, as if encouraging it to jump down bravely, and meowed in a low voice.

Fei Yiwu saw it too.

"My friend said..." Liu Guang touched the tip of his nose, "If an underage animal encounters an accident, it can choose to take revenge before reincarnation. As long as there is not too much movement, the following will turn a blind eye."

"That's great." Fei Yiwu nodded, and when Liu Guang opened the car door, she called out, "Liu Guang."

"Ok?"

"That friend of yours..." As if answering an uncertain multiple-choice question on the college entrance examination paper, Fei Yiwu carefully looked at the person opposite him, then closed his eyes and chose one of the two difficult options.

"It's you."

The author has something to say: there are red envelopes until 24:00 on Tuesday.

Thank you for your support~Three bows

☆, 027: Hidden in the city

The two looked at each other across the car, the street lights in the old community were sparse, and the night sky had few stars.There was a gleam in Liu Guang's eyes.

The same is true for Liu Guang watching Fei Yiwu.

"Maybe it would be much easier to treat Liu Guang as a monster. For example, I can take your kindness to me as a white lady to repay your favor, but..." Fei Yiwu took a breath of moist air, "You said you were human, but you also said no. would lie to me."

……

Liu Guang murmured as if he had run out of words: "I won't lie to you."

"It doesn't matter if you lie to me. Everyone has their own difficulties. The big hermit lives in the city, and the small hermit hides in the wild." Fei Yiwu got into the driver's seat by himself, fastened his seat belt, and put his bag flat on his legs.The sitting posture is as straight as a primary school student, not because of nervousness.

"I prefer to think wildly." Fei Yiwu looked forward, "The mouth is quicker, just talk about it."

Questions about the streamer's identity have existed for a long time.The brain is not that smart, but fortunately, it is better than nothing.Except for Wei Wei, who had recently become a roommate but hadn't seen him since moving, Fei Yiwu didn't know many people in Haicheng.

The barren life almost revolves around Liu Guang and Ming Yi Xiaozao's activities, it's hard to get her out of his mind.And several times she could clearly feel that Liu Guang was helping her.

She was so caring and gentle.

I almost caught up with my mother before the car accident.

Fei Yiwu lowered his head, "Pa-ta", a tear fell down, Fei Yiwu quickly said "I'm sorry" in order to cover up the futility of dropping silver beans at every turn.

Only then did Liu Guang gently close the car door.

"I should be the one to say I'm sorry." Liu Guang pressed the engine button and said amidst the low sound of the engine running, "Fifteen is very smart, I shouldn't hide it from you. I was just looking for a suitable opportunity to tell you."

It stands to reason that this is the beginning of a long story, and the cause and effect must be detailed next.

However, Fei Yiwu, who was able to spit out the question with the help of fright, didn't have more energy to digest it. It was a great gain from Liu Guang to confirm that she was extraordinary, and it also made her heart that had been hanging for a long time be put back in place.

Fei Yiwu said, "That's enough."

The slowly moving vehicle stopped suddenly, and was forced to step on the brakes even though thousands of words had already formed a line. Liu Guang turned his head and asked, "What is enough?"

"It's enough to know that you are not an ordinary person, and that I can't be so lucky or really powerful." Fei Yiwu said naturally, "In this way, I won't think I'm great and go to other people's house recklessly. "

"..." Liu Guang gripped the steering wheel tightly, "Fifteen is quite remarkable."

"No." Fei Yiwu pinched the injured part hard, making his tone sound dignified, "Look for yourself, we have solved many incidents within less than a month of our acquaintance. Every time it is because of your presence .This time you are not here, although I can see the ghost possessed, but I trapped myself in it. Then you come..."

"I just brought the compass." Liu Guang said, "I didn't do anything else."

"Here, here." Fei Yiwu held up the compass, "Master told me that I must carry the compass with me. I also know that the compass must be unusual after coming down a few times, and Liu Guang is the same. I understand."

Liu Guang let go of the brake, turned the steering wheel, and the car drove out of the community.

Although she didn't know what she understood, seeing Fei Yiwu's suddenly enlightened look, Liu Guang shrugged: "Just be happy."

"Very happy."

There was a silence in the car that made it feel like it would be nice to keep driving like this.

After two traffic lights, Liu Guang looked at the spotlights above the apartment building. When the last traffic light came, Liu Guang deliberately pressed the auxiliary brake button, and asked Fei Yiwu with a bit of reluctance: "You really don't want to know?"

Fei Yiwu answered very simply: "I don't want to."

"How can there be people like you who lack curiosity in the world?!" Xiao Hei screamed, "Who is Boss Yue, you really don't want to know?"

"Did you only have one line arranged by the director?"

Fei Yiwu turned over impatiently.

Actually, she wanted to know.

Want to die.

When Fei Yiwu said the word "don't want to", Fei Yiwu almost pinched himself to bleed through his clothes.

but--

No, she had to restrain herself.

The more you know about a person, the easier it is to bond with them.The deeper the bond, the harder it is to part.

Master asked her to go down the mountain to see the world, but did not really let her return to the world.

Sooner or later, she has to go back to Shennongjia, after all, her mother is on the mountain.

"What about Boss Yue?" Xiao Hei insisted.

Based on Xiao Hei's understanding of Boss Yue, that person has been bullying the stupid-headed Feng Shui master with a simple mind, and he doesn't even bother to pretend, so he just has the heart to kill himself——

"She didn't show her hand?"

Fei Yiwu simply covered his head with the quilt.

"I want to be quiet."

Xiao Hei tap danced on the quilt for half an hour, but he didn't disturb Fei Yiwu.

"Stop messing around, I'm going to the office to take the second round of exams tomorrow."

Xiao Hei was not willing to give up easily, he looked at the position, jumped on Fei Yiwu's head, and was about to use "Sonic Kung Fu", when he suddenly heard a cheerful "I'm back" from the living room.

The missing persons return.

"Oh my god, the big devil has appeared."

Xiao Hei quickly got under the bed.

Ten seconds later, Wei Wei knocked on Fei Yiwu's door.

"Fei Fei, Fei Fei, Fei Fei!" Wei Wei was full of energy, "I see your lights are still on."

Fei Yiwu lifted the quilt, and offered the roundest eye whites of the year to the ceiling, and then immediately realized that he was blaming others, put on his coat and opened the door.

Wei Wei came up with a bear hug.

"Fei Fei misses me to death."

"No, I didn't miss you."

It is even more impossible to think of you and think of death.

Fei Yiwu pushed away Wei Wei who was sticking up, she realized that she didn't like too close physical contact.

Well, except streamer.

"Fei Fei unhappy?" Wei Wei carefully observed her expression, "Did Ah Yue bully you?"

Before Fei Yiwu could say "no", Weiwei rolled up the sleeves of his shirt, and even unbuttoned two buttons handsomely, "Wait, I'll settle the score with her."

"What enmity do you have with Liu Guang?" Fei Yiwu was incredulous, "It's really not her."

"Oh." Wei Wei put her hands on her hips, "Next time she bullies you, you must tell me, and I will avenge you."

"Liu Guang won't bully me." Fei Yiwu blurted out.

"Have you formed an alliance with that guy?" Before the words finished, Wei Wei was already three meters away, "Fei Fei, I have a bottom line in making friends, I can't be better with Ah Yue. If you are friendly with her, you are not my friend."

"..." Fei Yiwu didn't understand, "How do you explain 'good'?"

"Trust her, understand her, love her like a pet."

"..." Fei Yiwu touched the doorknob, thinking seriously that since I'm not a friend, it shouldn't be rude for me to close the door now.

"But Fei Fei is my roommate, so it's a bit difficult." Wei Wei put her hand on her chin and fell into thinking, "Otherwise I'll give you a discount, you can half trust her, half understand her, and half love her like a pet .”

Fei Yiwu yawned: "Thank you so much."

"Fei Fei." Wei Wei leaned forward again, her nose twitched twice, "You have something on your mind."

"I have an exam tomorrow." Fei Yiwu didn't hesitate any longer, said good night, and quickly closed the door.

The exam was easier than Fei Yiwu expected.

At least she didn't ask her to go to a place where it was easy to get lost to find a treasure that changed its location every hour.

And it was a written test held in the open air.

Fei Yiwu is best at written examinations.

The content of the exam was the theoretical exposition of Feng Shui. Fei Yiwu copied the notes, and selected the appropriate answers from his mind and wrote them on the test paper smoothly.

In addition to Xiao Xiong, the invigilator also included the old couple who guarded the gate.

Surrounded by three people, Fei Yiwu saw the word "chicken essence" pop up in the minds of the old couple several times, but it was too impolite to think about it, so he quickly pressed them down.The mental activities of going back and forth just offset the tension of doing test questions under the watchful eyes of everyone.

In less than an hour, the test paper with three theoretical questions printed was full.The old couple praised each other.

"Completed." Fei Yiwu closed the pen cap and looked at the three of them.

Little Xiong came over to collect the paper, "I'll show it to the leader. If Comrade Fei Yiwu has nothing else to do, you can wait for the test results before leaving."

"Then I'll wait here."

The sunset was beautiful and Fei Yiwu was free.

Probably Xieyang added a benevolent filter to the old man's face. Fei Yiwu, who was waiting for the results, boldly asked, "What's going on in the office?"

"Huh?" Hearing Fei Yiwu's question, the old lady showed a more curious expression than herself, "Don't you know?"

Fei Yiwu shook his head honestly.

The grandfather turned his head and asked the old lady: "It seems that people have come to inquire about the situation in the past two days. Should we print some promotional materials?"

The old lady pinched her teeth: "Then you go and write an application to ask for funding."

"Why don't you go?"

"Whoever mentions it will go." The old lady crossed her left leg over her right leg, facing Fei Yiwu, and made a gesture of speaking. "When it comes to our office, it will be a long story."

The old man blew his beard and stared at the side: "Long story short."

"The old thing is yelling!"

"Who are you yelling at?!"

As expected, the two old men once again started a frantic fight.

Because it was in the compound, all the staff from the office came and went, so the old man simply changed back to his original form.

I was too caught off guard last time, and didn't see the faces of the two of you clearly.Today's Fei Yiwu has already suffered a landslide in his belly, and on the surface, Yuan Ting and Yue Zhi's skills are slightly successful.

It is said to be a chicken, but it is a little different from a chicken.

The old lady's feathers are turquoise green, yet glowing with neon-like brilliance, and the sharp beak is like red copper, full of texture.The old man's feathers are flame-flowing orange, and the cockscomb is purple.

Probably some kind of beast.

In the middle of the fight, Little Bear came back with a pass book for the second round of exams.Seeing chicken feathers flying all over the yard, Little Bear took it for granted: "Grandpa Shuangxi and Grandma Hongying are like this, don't be afraid."

Fei Yiwu watched with relish: "Not afraid, not afraid."

Knowing that the fight was to introduce the office, Xiaoxiong slapped his thigh: "I just sorted out a document last night, do you want to read it?"

Hearing what Xiaoxiong said, Grandpa Shuangxi and Grandma Hongying suddenly shook hands and made peace, and they moved together to push Xiaoxiong away and said enthusiastically, "Let's introduce you."

Then, Grandpa Shuangxi waved his arm, and the chicken feathers all over the yard disappeared suddenly.

Amidst the peace, the old lady talked about everyday life.

"Probably at the turn of the two Song Dynasties, a very great fairy created a world for monsters and gods because she couldn't understand monsters being bullied by others. It is said that she was actually the last one to eat flat peaches and become a fairy. ——Little Immortal—I suggested doing so.”

As soon as the old lady came up, Fei Yiwu's eyes flew like stars: "Immortal?"

"Of course." The old man interjected, and was slapped on the head by the old lady, "The two Song Dynasties are generally recognized as the era of decline. Before the Song Dynasty, there were more gods than there were people in a county town. After the Song Dynasty, there are only a handful of gods who have attained enlightenment. Lah. Since then, the monsters have gradually withdrawn from the human world and moved to the new world."

"As long as the monsters born in the world have verified their qualifications, they can enter that world, or automatically obtain blindfolds, and then live freely, without worrying about being chased and killed by human Fengshui masters, exorcists, demon hunters, Taoist monks and priests."

"However, there is a time lag between becoming a demon and verifying qualifications, and mistakes are inevitable. Therefore, the gods who proposed to create another world voluntarily stayed in the world and formed an organization, which is the predecessor of our office."

Fei Yiwu was at a loss as to what the old man said.Xiao Hei got out of her bag unexpectedly, and screamed: "This is how Yingzhou Mountain came here!"

"..."

Fei Yiwu felt sorry for his IQ for three seconds.

Xiao Hei thoughtfully said, "Don't worry about fifteen, I'll go back and explain it to you."

"Yeah, little comrade and anchovy." The old man has sharp eyes, pacing up and stroking Xiao Hei's wings, "I think you're quite obedient, kid, and I'll give you a piece of advice."

Xiao Hei: "What?"

"Because this little fairy was transformed from eating peaches, he looks so tender and tender that he is easy to bully. So some old guys who rely on their old age and fledgling little ghosts have nothing to do to tease others."

"However, there is a fierce doctor behind her. A few years ago, I heard that anyone who teased the little fairy was drugged by that doctor. No matter how powerful the monster is, it cannot escape the nightmare of diarrhea."

Fei Yiwu finally had a chance to ask: "Can monsters also have diarrhea?"

"No, so the monster with diarrhea is miserable and embarrassing." Grandpa Shuangxi looked at Xiao Hei meaningfully, "Be careful."

Xiaohei trembled: "I'm so obedient and cute, I definitely won't have diarrhea."

The old lady looked at Fei Yiwu, grinning and showing her sharp white teeth: "It will be even worse if you provoke a Feng Shui master like you, and you will be directly expelled from the Feng Shui world."

……

Fei Yiwu calmed down, forced a smile and said, "Immortals are immortals, we don't get to touch them very often, so it should be fine. Thank you two old people."

"Hey, little comrade, don't talk too much." The old lady smiled ambiguously, "Maybe you have already seen it, but you don't know it."

Fei Yiwu: "????"

"As you can see, we don't have a lot of staff in the office, so this little fairy will occasionally run errands to deliver letters or something. You have a lot of chances to see her."

The author has something to say: It’s rare to get so many comments one day. I originally wanted to add more, but my brain and physical strength are limited_(:з」∠)_

Then there will be no rest this weekend.Hold day update until next weekend (

Thank you for your support~

☆, 028: Water floods Jinshan

"Originally, the demon world and the human world are coffee in two coffee cups. Although the smell is inextricably linked, you will find that they are not the same thing after tasting it."

Xiao Hei stood on the treasure stand, looking down at Fei Yiwu from a high position, as if pointing the country.

Liu Guang is grinding new coffee beans at the workbench.Since confirming that she is also a fellow, Fei Yiwu has come to the cafe more openly to discuss various issues.

Of course, treating Xiaozao as a second home has a lot to do with roommate Wei Wei——

Some time ago, Wei Wei, who was away from home all day long, was completely free recently. She learned about Fei Yiwu's basic situation and knew that she was worried about living expenses, so she offered to help her broaden her channels.

The so-called channels, in addition to opening Feng Shui master marketing accounts on major social platforms, she also enthusiastically contacted her clients.Fei Yiwu originally wanted to lay down the foundation honestly and review his notes.But Wei Wei knocked on the door from time to time, asking her to extract some esoteric content and post it on the platform, and then turned on the video call to ask her to answer customers' questions.

One of the customers casually boasted, "This little gentleman is very cute", which immediately hit Weiwei's princess heart. She seemed to be reluctant to give up her love, but she took out her cassock and made various styling designs for Fei Yiwu. And posted on the Internet, dubbed the name of Luoli Feng Shui Master.

Fortunately, the account password was set up by Fei Yiwu herself, and she quickly deleted all the photos on the way to the cafe with an excuse.

She is a Feng Shui master, not a debut artist.

"Can't stand Wei Wei?" When he arrived at the cafe, Liu Guang saw her bitter melon-like expression, and guessed the reason right after a few sentences.

Fei Yiwu heaved a long sigh.

Xiao Hei interrupted without losing the opportunity: "Wei Wei is definitely the big devil!"

Boss Yue will of course use the "seal technique" and other black hands, but fortunately, he still has fifteen backing.And Yue Boss has a bottom line, as long as he doesn't touch that almost invisible line, he is quite amiable.

Wei Wei is completely different.

The exorcist probably communicates with people a lot, and there are many crooked and bad ideas of human beings.

"Do you know? The fruit she gave me last time was washed with clean water."

"Isn't it good to wash with clean water? Do you want to wash with sewage?"

Fei Yiwu's natural interpretation of the literal meaning caused Xiao Hei's merciless ridicule.

In the exorcist profession, both the East and the West have many of the same props.Because monsters such as demons mainly come from human evil thoughts, there is one thing that is indispensable-the West calls it "Holy Water", while the East takes the name of the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's clean bottle, and it is called "Pure Water" by convention.

After being tempered, the purified water can be used as a perfect tonic soup for monsters and beasts, but the purified water in Weiwei's hands that is specially used to exorcise demons is no different from poisonous water.

"Although it won't be as exaggerated as diarrhea, I will have a fever and have to stay in the water all the time."

Having said that, Fei Yiwu remembered that after Xiao Hei moved from Wei Wei, it seemed that he often didn't see Yu Ying for a while.

"You should tell me."

"You don't come home at night!"

"Then I'm busy with things, office exams or something."

After talking, the topic finally returned to the office.

"By the way, Xiao Hei hasn't explained to me what's going on?"

After returning from the exam that day, he was so shocked that "I was saved by a god", Fei Yiwu forgot about the office.The information Xiaoxiong gave her was also very general.

Just as Liu Guang was making coffee, Xiao Hei used coffee as an example.

Regarding Xiao Hei's incomprehensible example, Fei Yiwu honestly expressed: "I don't understand."

"Let me explain." Liu Guang came over with a measuring cup filled with 300ml coffee.

"The new world is of the same origin as the human world." Liu Guang shook the measuring cup in his hand, and began to pour coffee into the first cup. "For example, human beings, gods, ghosts and monsters are all coffee in this measuring cup. One point After becoming two, it becomes two worlds coming out of the same root."

When the coffee was one third away from the rim of the cup, Liu Guang stopped and took a sip himself.

"It's a bit thick."

Then she poured the remaining coffee from the measuring cup into another cup, added about 10ml of hot water, mixed it well with a small spoon, and said to Fei Yiwu, "Taste it."

"The best temperature for soaking mixed beans is 70-75°, plus room temperature neutralization, the current temperature should be around 65°, be careful not to burn it."

The entrance is indeed a little hot.

Fei Yiwu clicked his tongue lightly.

Mixed Beans is a new product of Liuguang Matching, which is a blend of four kinds of beans from Guatemala, Kenya, Sidamo and Colombia.

So in theory, it should have the flavor of four kinds of beans at the same time.

"Other customers may have to taste it a few times before they can taste the taste, but fifteen should be fine."

Liu Guang sat down across from him and observed Fei Yiwu's reaction.

Fei Yiwu, who had high expectations, mobilized all his taste buds to experience the new variety.

"It's a little sour in the mouth, but it's fruit acid." Fei Yiwu squinted his eyes, "Then comes the fragrance."

It is difficult to describe the taste specifically, because people can only use the food they have tasted as a reference, such as "rotten apple" for wine, and "flour with some nuts" for bread.

Fei Yiwu couldn't think of a suitable adjective, so he emphasized: "Very fragrant."

The mouth and even the nasal cavity are infected by this fragrant fragrance.The end rhyme of the fragrance even swirls in the throat and slowly slides into the esophagus.

Then, the sweetness comes out.

Fei Yiwu opened his eyes wide: "It's so sweet."

The indescribable sweetness is not as sweet as eating two toffees in one go, and it is not as strong as sucrose, but it is not so bland that it is difficult to distinguish.

If you have to find a description, it's like the filtered fragrance and sweetness brought by the wind from thirty miles away when the mountains and forests are blooming and bearing fruit.

Liu Guang first handed Fei Yiwu a glass of water, and then pushed the coffee he had tasted to Fei Yiwu: "Fifteen, would you mind trying this? Compare the tastes of the two."

"No, I don't mind."

That is to say, starting from the tailbone, a strange sense of electric current penetrates the spine instantly and reaches Baihui acupoint.

Fei Yiwu took a sip pretending to be calm.

When I was in high school, my classmates liked to make fun of this kind of thing.

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