Coquettish Actor's Death Manual

Zhou Liangyu touched his own neck, looking at the man lying leisurely on the couch behind him reflected in the bronze mirror.The latter felt his resentful gaze, sat up straight, walked towards him, embraced him behind him, put his arms on the table over him, put his chin on the top of Zhou Liangyu's head, and looked at Zhou Liangyu from the bronze mirror. Looking at the person who got up very angry: "What's the matter? But you don't feel well?"

Zhou Liangyu's face turned red immediately: It's not suitable for your uncle!

He simply bent down and planned to leave under the other's arm, but when he moved, he felt that his old waist was about to break: ah, he should have murdered his husband as soon as he got up!

Zhao Yucheng quickly helped him up: "Take it easy, tell me what you want to do, and I will help you?"

Zhou Liangyu regained his strength, gritted his teeth, turned his head, and smiled sinisterly at Zhao Yucheng: "Okay, ah, I really need help with something, my lord lies down tonight and let me... Once, we will talk draw."

Zhao Yucheng was silent for a while, his eyes swept over Zhou Liangyu's movement of supporting his waist, and finally looked at Zhou Liangyu's eager little eyes, and nodded seriously: "Yes."

Zhou Liangyu: "???" Damn it, has this guy changed his mind?Did he not nod his head last night?

Zhou Liangyu immediately revived with full blood, gearing up, his legs didn't soften and his waist didn't feel sore, and he could sharpen his sword immediately to King Yu.

If he hadn't continued to pretend that "being forced by King Yu to say he couldn't afford to be sick", he would have run to the backyard and ran dozens of laps in the school yard that was built for horseback riding.

Zhou Liangyu checked the time, sat obediently under the window sill, and looked at the sky with his fingers. When it got dark, he threw away the words in his hand, rubbed his hands and looked at the jade-like man opposite him: "My lord, my god!" It's dark, time to go to bed."

Zhao Yucheng closed the book of war in his hand, raised his eyes, his phoenix pupils glistened, making Zhou Liangyu's little heart beating happily.He watched Zhao Yucheng stand up and stretch out his hand towards him, as if to say: Come on.

In fact, what the other party said was: "You don't need dinner?"

Zhou Liangyu didn't have time to wait, and waved his big hand: "No need! It's important!" He immediately unbuttoned his belt, and was about to jump out from the soft couch with a groan, but when he jumped out, he heard his waist It obviously doesn't cooperate with the legs, and the hind legs are pulled.He was already jumping up, stunned... was pulled back, almost squatted back, was stopped by Zhao Yucheng, who had been prepared for a long time, slowly helped him down, and asked seriously: "Hey, fish What's wrong with the fish?"

Zhou Liangyu supported his waist with his palms: Damn, it wasn't so miserable when I woke up in the morning?Why did it get worse after staying for a day?For some reason, Zhou Liangyu thought of the time when Zhao Yucheng put his heart and soul into training the horse stance... Suddenly he understood, this is academically called delayed onset muscle soreness... After strenuous exercise, it only started a day later Appearing, the more uncomfortable it will be in the next day or two... Only rest can break it.

No wonder this fellow is so honest during the day!No wonder he had to rub his waist all the time before, he patted his chest and said Zhou Yuyu was such a weak chicken?

Now... seems like a bit of a slap in the face?

The corners of Zhou Liangyu's mouth twitched, and he held it back in a daze, raised his hand, and waved at Zhao Yucheng: "I, nothing... come, help me up, I can do it!"

Zhao Yucheng finally couldn't hold back and laughed.

Zhou Liangyu's face turned red: "..." Laughing at you, uncle!

Facts have proved that Zhou Liangyu has an aggressive heart, but he doesn't have an aggressive body. In the end, he obediently lay down, biting the corner of the quilt while letting Zhao Yucheng rub his waist, while picking up the porridge and side dishes, and took a hard bite: This will kill him. he?no way!There are no cracks in the door!

While the gate of Prince Yu's mansion was closed, the news of Prince Yu's serious illness spread like wildfire. At first, the people who were eating melons were confused. Didn't Prince Yu just married a new princess?How can you be sick?

Could it be that I am sick from longing?

In the first two days, Emperor Yan asked people to inquire in the shop, and he was relieved to find that no one knew about it.

But this breath was not finished yet, and when San Ri returned to the door, the good show had just begun.

It is reasonable to say that Zhou Liangyu is a man, so he shouldn't have come back to talk about it, but it was the first time in Yanjing and even Dayan that two men got married, and it was so grand, one of them was the prince, after a discussion before, it was decided Still go through this process.

It's nothing, but Emperor Yan was in a state of desperation for the past two days, when he suddenly heard Feng Gui's report, he didn't remember it, he always felt that he had forgotten something.

When he remembered, he suddenly stood up in the imperial study: "Feng Gui! Hurry up and stop Prince Lin from going to pick up the new concubine Yu from 'back home'!" He actually forgot about this, Zhao Yucheng was "seriously ill" It was because he had given that kind of medicine for tigers and wolves. These days, the civil and military officials in the Manchu court only talked about Zhao Yucheng, but they forgot about the other bridegroom official.The other party was probably not much better than Zhao Yucheng that night, and the gate of Prince Yu's mansion was closed for three days. Although the outside world had different speculations about the cause of Zhao Yucheng's "serious illness", they didn't know that the other groom was probably also "seriously ill".

It was nothing at first, but once King Lin found out...

When Feng Gui hurried to the gate of Prince Yu's Mansion with his men, he was told that he had already been picked up. Not only that, King Lin was furious, and said that he would marry a living person to Prince Yu's Mansion, but it took only three days. Just... dying?

If King Yu and Dayan don't give an explanation, this matter will never end!

When it came to matters between the two countries, it suddenly boiled again, and the melon-eating people lost their melons: What, what is going on?Didn't you say that King Yu was ill?Why is the new princess also sick?

They still remember that the new princess is quite strong, could it be that she suddenly suffered from a serious illness?

Everyone was hesitant and paid more attention to Prince Yu's Mansion. As a result, they saw that in less than an hour, Prince Yu's Mansion used a carriage and finally stopped outside the annex. Slowly, I saw the carriage opened, and a wheelchair was lifted out, and the most heroic "Yu Wang" of Yanjing, with a handsome face as pale as a paper, was outside the annex, earnestly pleading guilty, saying that he was ashamed of what he entrusted, Since Young Master Xu has married into Prince Yu's Mansion, he will protect each other for the rest of his life and will never be held responsible.

But the door of the annex was closed tightly, and Yu Wang waited for two hours precariously, and finally... fainted.

For a time, the whole Yanjing boiled.

What happened on the wedding night?

After three days of precipitation, I finally did not know where the "first-hand news" came from. Within half a day, the entire city of Yanjing knew what Emperor Yan had done.

The people who eat melons: "..." What can they say?The embarrassment of their Dayan has been thrown to other countries... What the hell is this person who was thrown by their most noble emperor!

what can they doAre they also desperate?

But can the emperor criticize it?can't...

So... Everyone practiced their eye skills, and they "talked" enthusiastically just by making eye contact.

After Emperor Yan heard the news, he smashed the things in the imperial study room, but he could only admit that he was wronged, and asked Feng Gui to bring people to negotiate peace, and asked Lin Wang to send the new princess back to Yu Wang's mansion quickly, only saying yes A misunderstanding.

After some negotiations, Prince Lin let go, but asked Prince Yu to write a "guarantee letter", and then sent the "dying" new princess back again, and "explained" that it was a misunderstanding. It's all right.

But do the people who eat melons believe it?It must be unbelievable.

They imagined that Yu Wang and the new concubine endured the humiliation and had to endure this boring loss for the emperor's reputation. Oh my god...they suddenly felt that the bearded new concubine was so pitiful, and her image became taller.

And the "dying" Zhou Liangyu they said was sitting on the soft couch in the main courtyard, happily looking at the "guarantee letter" written by Zhao Yucheng against the window lattice, grinning at Zhao Yucheng opposite him, and dragging his voice He muttered: "Oh, look... You have a negative reputation, and you will do your best for the rest of your life to protect each other for the rest of your life, only this one concubine. You will never be negative... Tsk tsk, it's just a show, you are so serious Make your handprint..." Zhou Liangyu touched the bright red handprint, and for some reason, he always felt that something was wrong.

This guy... why did he get a "guarantee" for no reason?

As a result, before Zhou Liangyu could take a closer look, the paper in his hand was taken away, and the latter carefully folded it and put it in his arms: "This will be of great use in the future, Yuyu don't want to break it." .”

"Great use? What great use?" Zhou Liangyu poked his head curiously.

Zhao Yucheng looked at the fish that was approaching, whether it was delivered to the door by himself, his phoenix eyes deepened: "I really want to know?"

Zhou Liangyu has had a good time these few days, and almost forgot that this is a "hungry wolf" that eats meat but doesn't spit out bones, and nodded without knowing it: "I think." With his IQ, it is probably unexpected. , It’s better to ask directly to save trouble. After so many Zhao Yucheng’s routines, Zhou Liangyu figured it out. Asking directly is better than asking after being crushed by IQ. At least one less process of being crushed.

Zhao Yucheng sat directly beside him, put his arms around his shoulders, took out a piece of paper from his pocket, and clicked on the four words: "Did you see it? Everything else is secondary, the important thing is these four words."

Zhou Liangyu looked at "only one concubine" and frowned even more: "How many concubines do you want? You can only have one! One! Concubine!" Dare to have fancy ideas, I abolished the first, second, third and third Legs, discounted together!

Looking at Zhou Liangyu's staring peach blossom eyes, Zhao Yucheng couldn't help but deepen the smile in his eyes, laughing so hard that Zhou Liangyu's heart was inexplicably crisp, why are you smiling?No matter how provocative the smile is, there must be an explanation.

But after a quick turn of the brain, when the light came on, he somehow understood: Damn... This guy didn't start to calculate so early... those old-fashioned people, right?

He is a man, so naturally he has no heirs; but Zhao Yucheng wants to be the emperor, when the foundation is certain, there will be old-fashioned people who will jump out and use this excuse to pressure Zhao Yucheng to force Zhao Yucheng to accept concubines and expand the harem.

But now he wrote such a "guarantee letter" under the "guilt", which will be ironclad evidence in the future, okay, you want me to accept the concubine, okay, as long as I accept it, then I will be a villain, just say nothing Believe me, who will believe me in the future?How can I keep my word?

Zhou Liangyu could already imagine Zhao Yucheng's appearance as a playwright who was helpless and guilty but had to fulfill his original promise, and the reaction of the courtiers who were so grateful that they would never expect the new emperor to be so trustworthy and righteous: "... ..." Mother, the farthest road he walked was indeed Zhao Yucheng's routine, and this guy was just trying to trick Emperor Yan, and by the way... he also counted the civil and military capital of the Manchu Dynasty.

Black, too dark!

But... Looking at the black and white words, Zhou Liangyu's peach blossom eyes narrowed into a slit, and happily put away the "Guarantee Letter" by himself.