Coquettish Actor's Death Manual

In order to prevent seeing his appearance, Zhou Liangyu bought a half-fox noodle from a small vendor at random before going to the boat to cover most of his face.

In this way, once his overly exquisite facial features are covered, only a pair of peach blossom eyes and the naturally raised corners of the mouth are exposed, and with a dozen folding fans, he is a suave and suave young man. One thinks of him as a "woman."

Mr. Jiao couldn't help but look at Zhou Liangyu's face as soon as he came out in this costume.

Zhou Liangyu raised the corner of his mouth, closed his folding fan, and nodded his chin: "Why, Mr. Jiao is fascinated by my demeanor?"

Mr. Jiao's ears blushed inexplicably, and he lowered his eyes and cupped his hands: "Princess..."

"Hey, call me Mr. Yu outside." Yume, the same pronunciation as Yu, others will only think it is Mr. Yu.

Mr. Jiao nodded: "...Yes."

Seeing Mr. Jiao's uncomfortable appearance, Zhou Liangyu raised the corners of his mouth, and I'll show you later, it's boring to be so restrained, but Zhou Liangyu never expected that he would meet Shang Jia so hard. Princess.

Zhou Liangyu and Mr. Jiao rented a painting boat and let eight dancers accompany them. With their enchanting figures, two of them fed wine, two of them played cattail fans, and four of them danced gracefully. Zhou Liang Yu almost died of drunkenness in Ruanrou Township.

In the end, before he drank the wine, he heard a woman's sharp shout: "Jiao Tangzong! Well, I finally caught you!"

Zhou Liangyu was lying on the soft couch in the painting boat on the lake, and asked the beauty to feed him wine. Hearing this sound, the beauty's hand trembled, almost splashing the wine all over Zhou Liangyu's face.

Fortunately, Zhou Liangyu's movements were fast enough. He shifted his body and held the beauty's wrist at the same time. When he lifted it, he drank the sake, sweet and mellow, and his peach blossom eyes flew away. "Grand, son..."

"Scared your heart, didn't you? Good boy, I'm going to see what's going on." Zhou Liangyu held the hand of the beauty "affectionately", and the young master Jiao who was helping to play the piano not far away was also the person from before. Jiao Tangzong, who was summoned in the middle, looked confused. The princess actually...molested a woman?Still flirting like a duck to water?

But then I thought of something, looked out the window lattice of the painting boat, and sure enough, on another painting boat that was side by side, a woman in luxurious clothes was staring at him on the window lattice with big Tongling eyes, and recognized him. Who is the other party? Jiao Tangzong's face turned pale.

At this time, an arm was put on his shoulder, and he turned his head with a stiff neck, and met Zhou Liangyu's flirtatious brows and eyes, the peach blossom eyes were half down, which made people feel at ease: "Hey, who is this? Your enemy ? Or your former girl? But this look is a bit inappropriate, so is that your enemy?"

Jiao Tangzong was stunned: "Grand... Mr. Yu doesn't know her?"

Zhou Liangyu rubbed his chin. He really didn’t know each other. After all, although he knew the characters in the book, he didn’t know many details. Especially this passage didn’t exist in the book. He came here on the spur of the moment. Naturally... I also don't know this woman who is ugly to a new height.

As a face controler, even if I've seen it before, I can't remember it so...ahem.

The woman on the opposite side really looks a bit... It's hard to describe, but it's not good to judge a person by appearance, so I'd better ask.

If it's an enemy, then it's an attitude. If it's a lover... Bah, how can someone from his family be so blind?But what if Mr. Jiao has other special hobbies?Or does this woman have other special qualities?

Jiao Tangzong probably saw that he did not recognize the other party due to the confusion in his eyes. It is true that the princess has only seen the other party once, so it is normal that she cannot remember it.

Thinking of the time when the princess rescued him from the sea of ​​suffering, Jiao Tangzong's eyes softened: "Young Master Yu, this... is Princess Shangjia."

Zhou Liangyu opened his eyes wide: "..." Damn it, the road to the enemy is narrow!

How the hell did he manage to swim in the lake, pick up a girl, and still meet this... Princess Shangjia?

Speaking of Princess Shangjia, in Yanjing City, if the notorious beauty ranks first, this Princess Shangjia definitely ranks second.

Of course, his great beauty was framed by someone, but Princess Shangjia is the real thing... bullying men, bullying men, the real thing.

However, although Princess Shangjia is promiscuous, she knows how to make a fig leaf, but the beauty of his family has been wronged and slandered, and she has become the number one...

Thinking of it, Zhou Liangyu's little eyes became filled with resentment, it was an insult to his family's beauty to be lined up with this one.

The father of Shangjia Princess is King Li. Speaking of King Li, he is really a hero of Dayan. He made a lot of contributions with Emperor Yan's expedition to the north and south, so after making great achievements, , and was granted the title of king with a different surname together with the king of Zhao at that time.

As a prince, it stands to reason that King Li must have many wives and concubines, no... There is only one concubine, not even a concubine.

There are two reasons. One, at the beginning, it was because no one wanted to marry him; later, after he looked away, he guarded a princess.

And the reason why no one wants to marry him is because this King Li... Although his status is high, his looks are indescribable.

This Princess Shangjia is the only heir born to the concubine, and naturally the only daughter of King Li.

But it’s better than death, Princess Shangjia has completely inherited the appearance of King Li. This appearance is on a man’s body, and at least he can make meritorious deeds. On the body of an ancient woman...

So, after getting married once earlier, the groom was so scared on the wedding night that the groom ran away screaming. The Lord invited him to reconcile and leave. After returning home, he was still stimulated by this incident, so he simply didn't get married, broke the pot, and fell in love with some good-looking son, so he simply tried to get it into the palace.

King Li felt sorry for his daughter, so he followed her.

Emperor Yan is an old fox. In order to stabilize King Li, and King Li's reputation is too great, he simply used it to suppress him. Naturally, he turned a blind eye to this kind of thing, which made Princess Shangjia more and more The more lawless he is, bullying men and bullying men, he has brought disaster to many handsome men. Mr. Jiao was almost murdered by him back then.

Zhou Liangyu rubbed his chin and looked at Princess Shangjia, feeling a little itchy. To deal with this kind of bullying role, it must be...worse and unscrupulous than her.

Zhou Liangyu watched as Princess Shangjia asked his servants to set up wooden boards to walk this way, and as soon as he started running, the two boats immediately began to shake.

He patted Jiao Tangzong, who had a pale and handsome face: "Do you believe me?"

Jiao Tangzong raised his head: "Princess?"

Zhou Liangyu bared his teeth at him: "I'll let you watch a good show, and see how brother subdues this kind of woman."

Jiao Tangzong: "???" Why did he have an ominous premonition?

When Zhou Liangyu spoke, Princess Shangjia had already rushed towards her with her thick thighs like a baby elephant shaking her pork belly: "Jiao Tangzong finally let this princess catch you!" ! Let's see how you can escape from the palm of the princess this time!"

Zhou Liangyu had already straightened up without speaking, just looking at Princess Shangjia.

see see see...

Don't look over here, continue to look...

Princess Shangjia was pinching her waist and stretching out her short and thick chubby hands to touch Jiao Tangzong's fair and handsome face, when she felt a scorching gaze falling on her body. Princess Shangjia kicked over with a tiger's eyes, and ended up with a pair of "affectionate", "reluctant" and "hesitant to talk" peach blossom eyes. When she saw her looking over, the corners of the other party's mouth curled up. The princess felt as if she had been shot in the heart, and peach petals were falling down in front of her eyes...

Eyes are pink...

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy... so, so attractive, beautiful boy...

Princess Shangjia's mind is blank, how can he remember the luthier and Jiao Tangzong, his eyes and heart are full of beautiful men, those eyes and lips, those peach blossom eyes that look at her as if she is the only one in his heart , as if he could seduce people, ah ah ah, how could there be such a man in this world...

Princess Shangjia's big pancake face was blushing immediately when he looked at it, and the chubby hands folded together, hesitant to speak, and "reservedly" stepped back to the bold and unrestrained thick legs, and together, twisted the fat Buttocks, small eyes flew over, and cast a wink: "This son, brother~ I haven't seen it~"

Jiao Tangzong: "..." He is sorry for the princess!Let the princess fall into the jaws of a tiger!

The dancers who watched the whole process: "..." Damn!Their eyes hurt, their teeth hurt, and they want to run away...

And Zhou Liangyu, one of the protagonists, grinned without changing his face, unfolded his folding fan, his peach blossom eyes were bent, and his eyes were full of smiles, as if there were countless stars dotted in them, and one corner of his mouth was raised, revealing a bewitching smile : "This beauty, my brother has never seen you before, can you know the name of the beauty? Huh?"

Following the last rising sound, Zhou Liangyu walked over calmly, and lifted Princess Shangjia's chin with a folding fan.

Princess Shangjia's legs almost softened, as if she had turned into a [-]-year-old girl overnight: "Shangjia! Shangjia! My name is Shangjia!" Probably because she felt too excited, her voice became greasy and gentle in an instant: "Young master~ ~My family name is Shangjia~~"

After finishing speaking, he looked at Zhou Liangyu affectionately, and the young master actually called him a beauty, a beauty, the young master has good eyesight...

The dancers who watched the whole process were stunned and looked at the young master who didn't change his face. One by one, he called out "beauties" to Princess Shangjia: "..." Is there something wrong with their aesthetics? In fact, they are the ugliest. The one in front of you is the most beautiful?So dizzy, who are they?Where is this?

Jiao Tangzong: "..." Princess, you made such a sacrifice for me!I'm sorry!

Zhou Liangyu continued to be gentle without changing his face: "So it's Jia'er, a good name, then Jia'er and this Mr. Jiao...huh?"

Princess Shangjia shook her head quickly, all kinds of hairpins on her head were crowded together, and the powder cake on her face fell down, making people stunned, and her stomach was writhing, just listening to the pretentious voice: "I don't know you, I don't know you. Don't get me wrong, son...the only one in my family's heart is you, son..."

Zhou Liangyu held each other's hands: "Jiajia~~"

Princess Shangjia's excited eyes glowed like beasts: "My lord~~~~"

But at this moment, another painting boat stopped outside the painting boat at some point, and several men in luxurious costumes on it came onto the deck at some point, and the middle-aged man in the lead and the noble sons behind him happened to catch this scene in their eyes.

They looked at the "beautiful boy" and "beast girl" in front of them: "..."

Zhou Liangyu was really good at acting, and planned to "reform" the princess in one go, but he felt a few eyes on him. When he and Princess Shangjia looked at each other affectionately, they glanced at him from the corner of the eye. , just met Zhao Yucheng's dark and deep but rare phoenix eyes: "..." Damn...why is this guy here?

Just waiting for another glance from the corner of the eye, I saw Emperor Yan who was stunned as if his three views in the first half of his life had been impacted, and King Yun with an unbelievable expression: "!!!" Damn it!Brother's first name ah ah ah!