Coquettish Actor's Death Manual

Zhou Liangyu shouted flatteringly, but his head was running rapidly, pretending not to see Zhao Yucheng's black face that was completely charred, "Jiao Didi" snuggled up to him, but was ruthlessly pushed away .

"Oops~" Zhou Liangyu fell to the side, and the moment he raised his eyes, he seemed to have just woken up. He "fixed his eyes" and saw that the movements were done in one go. It can be said that he is the best of the best. He covered his mouth, unbelievable, and looked around: "Hey, where's the official? Where's the baby? Why is it you, the prince?"

When Zhao Yucheng woke up, he was first shocked by the phrase "fish father", then he was shocked by the phrase "fish mother", and finally a "official man" with a big killer move came. Zhao Yucheng was in a bad mood. If he wanted to get angry, he saw Zhou Liangyu's exaggerated acting skills.Then, looking at the other party like a little daughter-in-law, she began to "quibble": "Look, my lord, what's wrong with this? I thought I was dreaming... In the dream, I found a sweetheart, the official is very caring, The baby is very well-behaved, I have become a good wife and mother, but it is a pity that the officials are not at home all day, I am both a father and a mother..."

When the foreshadowing was finished, Zhou Liangyu pretended to have an expression that I really really didn't know anything, and looked over cautiously: "My lord, I didn't say anything bad just now, did I? Of course, even if I did, my lord Don't worry too much about it, I... how about coaxing 'my' baby?"

Zhao Yucheng sat up quietly, his phoenix eyes were heavy: You continue to act, I will lose if I believe in one word.

His eyes circled around him, he endured it, and swallowed the phrase "Are you sure you want to have a baby?"

Zhou Liangyu wanted to cry but had no tears: Brother, don't look at me like that, I feel guilty.

Zhao Yucheng finally opened his mouth: "Are you happy to take advantage of me?"

Zhou Liangyu was trying hard to think about how to redeem it. Hearing this sentence, he nodded reflexively, realized something, and quickly shook his head: "Ha, hahaha...how could it be? Your lord...you misunderstood."

Just looking at Zhao Yucheng's expression of "this king has seen through everything", he drooped his head and said, "Okay, okay, can I be wrong? This is not you, my lord, you said that you would go to the forbidden area before the attack, look! If you don't sleep at night and look for your father and mother, I, I... can't help it." Zhou Liangyu's voice became weaker and softer, and he silently raised his claws, "I was really wrong..."

Zhao Yucheng was unmoved at all: "It seems that the princess still feels that the life is too comfortable, tonight... the princess sleeps on the couch."

Zhou Liangyu's eyes widened, and small flames were burning: "It's too much, you are cruel, you are cruel, you are ruthless." Doesn't your conscience hurt?

Zhao Yucheng bent his lips, his phoenix eyes dimmed: "This king can be more cruel, ruthless and ruthless."

Zhou Liangyu: "..." You, ruthless, but if you admit defeat like this, he is no longer Zhou Yuyu.

So, when it was time to rest again at night, Zhao Yucheng really ruthlessly threw Zhou Liangyu's quilt onto the soft couch, and he went to bed. Resolute.

Holding the brocade quilt, Zhou Liangyu stared resentfully at the bed curtain, "killing him instantly in his eyes and condemning him morally" with his small eyes.

Zhao Yucheng was unmoved at all.

Zhou Liangyu shook back the cloak on his shoulders and shook it off: It seems...it's time for the big move.

So Zhou Liangyu took out his "secret magic weapon" from the low table beside him, a teacup that was half buttoned, pulled out the jade hairpin that bundled his hair, let any black hair fall loose, and then lightly buttoned the jade hairpin, After clearing his throat, he began to sing a plaintive ditty: "Little Cabbage~~ Dilihuang~ I was just born, and the country was destroyed~ I grew up to seventeen, and I got married~ I never thought about it, Husband is a scum~ I don’t want to sleep on the bed, but I’m so cruel~ Little Cabbage~~It’s so miserable~ woo woo woo~~~”

That desolate little voice of resentment, accompanied by the clear and crisp knocking sound of "dongdongdong", can be described as lingering, mournful and sad. Zhao Yucheng couldn't help but said, "Shut up."

Zhou Liangyu continued to raise his voice: "Small! Cabbage wow~~"

Zhao Yucheng had a headache, so he sat up abruptly and pulled back the curtain... Finally, he clenched the bed curtain tightly and gritted his teeth: "...For this king, come on."

Zhou Liangyu looked at him faintly, wanting to sleep with Lao Tzu, you are so beautiful!

Continue to knock: "La la la ~"

Zhao Yucheng: "Don't let me say it a second time." He had the attitude of "love to sleep but not sleep".

Zhou Liangyu touched the rest of the hard soft couch, it's no wonder he could sleep on it, anyway, he also fell asleep with him last night, he should be fine if he is careful, what is he afraid of as a big man?

So, he quickly threw the cups and jade hairpins to the side, and hugged the bedding happily on the bed.

When he arrived at the couch, he lifted his chin inwards towards Zhao Yucheng, who had a dark and handsome face.Zhao Yucheng: "You sleep inside."

Zhou Liangyu: "..." Okay, he will bear it.

Zhou Liangyu threw the quilt in, and then stepped up his long legs to cross over, but after all, Zhao Yucheng was relatively large, Zhou Liangyu took a step and didn't notice that he was still wearing a woman's skirt, and in the end... was caught He tripped and fell directly on Zhao Yucheng's lap, knocking his small white teeth on it.

Even Zhao Yucheng, who can bear it, frowned in pain: "Zhou, Liang, Yu!"

Zhou Liangyu quickly raised his head, covered his mouth, looked at the place where Zhao Yucheng was about to lose his sons and grandchildren, and quickly rushed in, wrapped it in the brocade quilt, and said in one go: "I fell asleep! "

Zhao Yucheng: "..." What the hell did he do to recruit such a one?He began to regret his initial decision.

Zhou Liangyu fell asleep during the "fear and terror", but fortunately, Zhao Yucheng probably didn't get sick again after a certain period of time. When Zhou Liangyu woke up the next day, he rolled around twice happily, and then sat up. ... sneezed.

Zhou Liangyu rubbed his nose silently, feeling... an ominous premonition.

When Zhao Yucheng came back at night, he saw that he was sitting in front of the soft couch, staring bitterly at a bowl of black soup medicine, with a veil tied under his nose, and he was sticking his neck to reach for the bowl I picked up the medicine and endured it, but I still couldn't hold back, put it down, turned my head and gasped for breath: too, too bad smell!This is so...can you drink it?

As soon as Zhao Yucheng came back, he got a report from Butler Zhao, telling him that the princess had caused a cold.

He glanced at Zhou Liangyu, took a change of clothes and went to the ear room, and went out again. When he came back, he found that Zhou Liangyu was still "struggling" with the bowl of medicine. He calmly took a book , sat to the side and looked through.

Zhou Liangyu endured it for a long time, but still felt that the taste was too strong, but when he raised his eyes, he saw Zhao Yucheng's "contemptuous" gaze: "Do you still have any sympathy? I'm sick!"

Zhao Yucheng calmly turned over a page of the book: "...Being a monster a lot, it is indeed easy to get dirty things on it."

Zhou Liangyu: "..." Can this be tolerated?

Zhou Liangyu sat there cross-legged, quietly staring at Zhao Yucheng who was not a short distance away, suddenly grinned, and called out cheaply: "Baby~"

Turning in another direction: "Good boy~"

Turning again, just not looking at Zhao Yucheng, and continued to drag out the voice: "Bao~ Xinganbao~~"

Zhao Yucheng held the scroll in his hands, and following the sound, he tore off a piece, raised his eyes and looked at it quietly: "Is it interesting?"

Zhou Liangyu smiled brightly: "Special... um, it's boring." Looking at the man who was so close to him in almost seconds, Zhou Tongdou immediately changed his words.

Zhao Yucheng looked down at Zhou Liangyu, then at the bowl of medicine: "Do you want to help?"

Zhou Liangyu was suspicious: so... good?Could it be... this guy will temporarily lose people's sense of smell?Didn't the ancients know how to tap acupuncture points, which is particularly powerful?Zhou Liangyu's eyes lit up: "Is it possible?"

Zhao Yucheng gave him a meaningful look, "Of course."

For some reason, Zhou Liangyu looked at the other party's smile, and felt a sense of ominous foreboding in his heart. Just when he said no, he was still drinking by himself, when he saw Zhao Yucheng suddenly raised his arm and pinched his face directly. , fingers on both sides of the cheeks, suddenly opened his mouth, and the next moment, before he could react, something was thrown in.

Before Zhou Liangyu could recover, he slapped his back, and the thing went into his throat.

Zhao Yucheng let go of his hand calmly, and sat back down again. Zhou Liangyu opened his mouth and stared angrily: "Damn it, what did you eat for me?"

Zhao Yucheng glanced calmly: "What do you think?"

Thinking of the other party's sly smile just now, and the other party's threat, Zhou Liangyu trembled: "No, it can't be...poison, right?" The young man has something to say!I can still save it!

Zhao Yucheng looked at the other party's terrified eyes, and closed the scroll: "Will you listen to me in the future?"

Zhou Liangyu sat obediently: "Listen."

Zhao Yucheng: "Do you still want to be a demon?" Zhou Liangyu shook his head quickly, and smiled obediently: "No... the prince will have the final say in the future." Woooooo, his life is in his hands, what else can he say?

Zhao Yucheng was probably satisfied: "Okay, it's time to rest."

Zhou Liangyu spread out his little paws shaking: "Where's the antidote?"

Zhao Yucheng sat down on the bed, raised his eyebrows when he heard the words: "What antidote?"

Zhou Liangyu pointed to his mouth: "..." What the hell do you have the memory of seven-second fish?

Zhao Yucheng: "Do you want me to help you get the good medicine for wind and cold? Go drink that bowl? Huh?"

Zhou Liangyu: "..." Your uncle's Zhao Yucheng, why don't you go to heaven if you are so capable?It's not poison, why didn't you say it earlier?Scared the fish to death!

When the curtain fell on Zhao Yucheng, the other party's swollen eyes that dared to be angry and dare not speak flashed from the corner of his vision, and a smile flashed in his eyes.

Zhou Liangyu was so angry that he almost turned into a puffer fish, and even the species almost changed, but he glanced at the dark soup and medicine, and then thought about the pill. I wonder if it is a psychological effect, it seems that the wind and cold are getting better?

Forget it, forgive him, but... there is such a good medicine, don't know how to take it out sooner?As a result, he has been fighting with the decoction for a whole day, and he has been hot and cold several times.

Fortunately, Zhou Liangyu was always in good health, and fell asleep in a daze after taking the medicine. This time, he fell ill probably because he was in the forbidden area before, first he was frightened by Zhao Yucheng, and then he slept with Zhao Yucheng on the ground of the forbidden area. Su, although nothing happened later, but it broke out concentratedly today.

Outside the main courtyard, Butler Zhao kept watching the candles go out, and couldn't help but burst into tears, Lao Huai was relieved: He just said that the prince still cares about the concubine...

Look, look, look, I just stayed together for two nights, and when I came back, I heard that the princess doesn't like to drink soup and medicine, so I knew that I personally prepared a good pill instead.Ouch, these young men, he is too old to understand.

Zhou Liangyu didn't understand Zhao Yucheng's thoughts, he really recovered from his illness the next day, and for the next period of time, he and Zhao Yucheng fought wits and bravery every night, and had some fun with poor talkers, and the days passed quickly.

In addition to continuing to expand his small shops, he just watched Princess Shangjia in Prince Li's mansion. As Princess Shangjia's face became smaller and smaller, Zhou Liangyu rubbed his hands excitedly. After two or three days like this months, great results.

However, Zhou Liangyu came back early after having a dinner with Princess Shangjia on this day, and found that Zhao Yucheng had returned early.

As soon as Zhou Liangyu came in, he habitually said the most mean words: "Oh, my lord, don't you have your military power taken away, and you will have to squat in the mansion from now on? Come back so early, this is not like your lord. ?” This guy looked okay when he first got married, but in the next two or three months, he almost didn’t see anyone until the evening break, and sometimes he just came back in the middle of the night.

Zhao Yucheng looked up at him: he knew it. "Did you forget something?"

"Huh? What are you going to do?" Zhou Liangyu sat casually on a soft couch not far away. He went out to buy a set of men's clothes, and now he was sitting in a bold and unrestrained posture without any rules.

Zhao Yucheng is also used to it, and just looked at him calmly: "It seems that the princess ran to Princess Shangjia so happily that she even forgot about that."

Zhou Liangyu looked over strangely: "What's the matter?" Recently, in order to supervise the recovery of Princess Shangjia's figure in the later period, he formulated a plan, and all his thoughts were spent on it.

Go to Prince Li's Mansion in the morning and come back at night, how can you have time to take care of outside affairs?

Or said, "Emperor Yan is messing around again? Need me to cooperate with you in acting? Tell me what to do, there is nothing I can't do!"

Zhou Liangyu patted his chest, full of pride.

The corners of Zhao Yucheng's mouth twitched. After all, he had met so many times before, why didn't he find such things that were obviously not in line with the characteristics of a good princess?The most prominent point is probably lust. "It's not Emperor Yan, but King Yun."

"Yeah, what's that scum doing?" But with King Yun's IQ, he probably can't do anything.

Zhao Yucheng squinted his eyes and looked carefully at the other party's eyes, and there was nothing unusual. Did the other party act well, or did they really misunderstand at the beginning? "Tomorrow King Yun will get married, you can accompany me to Prince Yun's mansion to congratulate him."

"Pfft——" Zhou Liangyu was drinking tea, and when he heard this, he spat out suddenly, "What? Why so fast?" Didn't it mean that the prince's wedding took a long time to prepare?

But thinking about it, it seemed that he and Zhao Yucheng were married for only three months.

But he doesn't want to go... Every time he sees King Yun, Xiaobaihua, and Emperor Yan, it's not good.

Either being given a marriage, or being plotted against, this time... In case of another exciting event, I used to rely on my instinct to predict it in advance after watching the first half, but now... he no longer understands the direction.

Either Yuwang rebelled in the later stage and succeeded; or Yuwang was defeated in the book.

But Emperor Yan and King Yun can compete with Zhao Yucheng in terms of IQ?This is really incomprehensible.

Or, what happened next?

Zhou Liangyu couldn't help but feel itchy in his heart, why the hell didn't he think about taking a second glance at the beginning!The intestines are all regretful!

"Can you not go?" Zhou Liangyu didn't have a good impression of King Yun and Xiao Baihua, and now he was more inclined to think that King Yu could succeed in rebelling.Emperor Yan is so scumbag, King Yun is so stupid, the people will suffer in the end.

"No, when King Yun went to court today, he personally gave me an invitation card and asked you to go by name. You don't want to see King Yun?" Zhao Yucheng narrowed his eyes, and there was a trace of inexplicable inexplicable in his phoenix pupils. explore.

"What kind of eyes do you have?" Zhou Liangyu bent his lips in thought, then leaned forward on the low table and leaned forward: "My lord, don't you think that this palace is interested in King Yun? Tsk, is this palace so blind?"

"...Now the king believes it." Having seen the appearance of the other party's showman who came at hand, he doubted that Zhou Liangyu had deliberately followed Emperor Yan's intentions towards King Yun in order to conceal his true identity.

What's more, as far as Zhou Liangyu saw the woman's perverted appearance, he would never believe that she had a habit of cutting off her sleeves.

Zhou Liangyu's eyes fell on Zhao Yucheng, his pupils turned around, thinking what was he still struggling with, with Zhao Yucheng around, what else could happen?

No matter how shameless Yan Yunzheng is, he can't make trouble at his big wedding banquet, right?He married four of them at once!

Thinking about the pitiful little white flower being randomly carried into Prince Yun's mansion in a small sedan chair, Zhou Liangyu's gossip soul was ready to move.

But just to be on the safe side, Zhou Liangyu poked his head over and stared at Zhao Yucheng: "My lord, you see I've helped you so many times, shouldn't you show something?"

"Huh?" Zhao Yucheng raised his eyes, what did he want to do?

Zhou Liangyu rubbed his hands: "My lord, you also know that King Yun has a heart for me, you have to protect me tomorrow, otherwise I will be lost to your lord."

Zhao Yucheng hummed, and Zhou Liangyu took it as his consent, and the next day, he followed Zhao Yucheng to Yunwang's mansion according to the time.

When they arrived, they had just arrived outside Prince Yun's mansion, and when they looked up, they saw Yan Yunzheng in red. After Zhou Liangyu got out of the carriage, Yan Yunzheng's eyes were locked on him immediately.

Zhou Liangyu quickly became a playful upper body, stroked his forehead, and leaned towards Zhao Yucheng: "My lord, I suddenly feel dizzy. Let's go in quickly." of.

Let you treat the beauty so well back then, now you know what it feels like?

Zhao Yucheng calmly stopped Zhou Liangyu's shoulder and cooperated. Ever since he knew the other party's identity, Zhao Yucheng had no resistance at all. After all...he had everything the other party had.

But this scene falls in the eyes of outsiders, and they can't help but their eyes light up. It is rumored that King Yu and Princess Liang are suddenly "very much in love". This kind of unfeminine is done, it is a winner in life.

Yan Yunzheng's face darkened, but he didn't have an attack after all, and he cupped his hands towards Zhao Yucheng, advancing and retreating in a controlled manner.

Zhou Liangyu caught a glimpse of it inadvertently, and raised his eyebrows unexpectedly: Hehe, I haven't seen you for a few months, and your morals have improved.

In this way, Zhou Liangyu didn't worry about what Yan Yunzheng would do at the wedding banquet any more, and followed Zhao Yucheng into Prince Yun's mansion, and went to the female family's side, but fortunately there was only a wall, so there was no problem.

But Zhou Liangyu didn't expect that Emperor Yan would come in person in order to support himself as the prince, and even personally rewarded him with many things...

Zhou Liangyu twitched the corner of his mouth when he heard the movement next door.

Fortunately, Emperor Yan just showed his face, and before he left, he called King Yun and King Yu to follow him to the study, but he didn't know what to discuss.

I don't know how long it took before King Yun came back, and Zhou Liangyu didn't know if Zhao Yucheng came back, and he couldn't see it through the arched door... As a result, he waited until the banquet was about to end, Zhou Liangyu thought that he should Are you back?

As a result, as everyone started to get up and plan to leave, Zhou Liangyu slavishly snarled at the old woman behind him: "Go and see if the prince is back?"

Because there are all female relatives here, it is inconvenient to bring guards, so I only bring such an old nun.

Zhou Liangyu said hello to the ladies and noble ladies who passed by him while giving orders. The old lady came back soon and shook her head: "Princess, the prince hasn't come back...has he left already?"

"No, it should be in the study with Emperor Yan." Although Zhao Yucheng was unpredictable, he never failed to fulfill what he promised.

But until the people are almost gone, it's not a problem to wait like this. Besides, Yan Yunzheng should have returned to the new house at this moment, and he brought a lot of people with him, so let's go out of the house and wait.

However, Zhou Liangyu still underestimated the extent of Yan Yunzheng's shamelessness. When he passed by a place, this guy directly knocked out all the people he brought with him.

The corners of Zhou Liangyu's mouth twitched, looking at Yan Yunzheng who came out drunk: "I didn't intend to do it tonight, but God gave this opportunity to me. If you don't cherish it, wouldn't you I'm sorry for God's kindness?"

"Shameless is shameless, you still shirk it to God, what about your face? Don't you want it?" Zhou Liangyu took a glance from the corner of his eye, observed the terrain, and then ran away.

He was not afraid that Yan Yunzheng would dare to mess around, after all, he was a man, even if Yan Yunzheng really messed up, he would probably just be frightened, but... this also has a particularly dangerous problem, especially So he was also exposed.

This is a big deal that loses his head, how can he not run away?

However, the shoulders were quickly grabbed directly, and then they were thrown hard, Zhou Liangyu's entire back was hit on the stone wall, and his brows were furrowed in pain: Your uncle's Yan Yunzheng, you wait for me!It hurts, it hurts to death...

Yan Yunzheng leaned against him drunkenly: "Are you still running? You are still running... You owe this king!"

"Fart!" Zhou Liangyu arched his body, his back hurt so much that he jumped, but when he bent down, a strange light flashed in his eyes, and when Yan Yunzheng approached, he suddenly lifted his foot and pushed his knee up , I heard the sound of gasping from above my head, that feeling...

Hearing Zhou Liangyu's lower limbs hurt, he trembled, and quickly ran away.

"Zhou Liangyu!" Yan Yunzheng's roar came from behind, Zhou Liangyu looked back, this girl is still like this and can still chase after him?Fuck...

As a result, just when Yan Yunzheng was about to catch up, suddenly the black shadow around him flickered, directly blocking Zhou Liangyu, raised his foot, and kicked Yan Yunzheng who was coming directly from here .

Following the sound of Yan Yunzheng falling heavily to the ground, Zhou Liangyu poked his head out, looked at this scene, and said "Wow", looked up at Zhao Yucheng who was frowning, and snapped twice. Voice: "My lord, you are my idol from now on, you are so handsome!" It was so fucking timely!

"Zhao Yucheng, how dare you... dare..." Yan Yunzheng bowed his body, probably after a double "heavy blow", his face turned green from the pain.

Zhao Yucheng squinted his eyes, and said in a cold voice: "King Yun, if you dare next time, don't blame me for being merciless." After finishing speaking, Zhou Liangyu walked out of the mansion with his eyes shining.

Zhou Liangyu was still very excited until he got into the carriage: "It's still fun to kick like this..." If he had Zhao Yucheng's ability, he would have to brush it a few times, there would be no room for Yan Yunzheng to play.

Zhao Yucheng glanced at him: "I didn't think about it this time." But there was indeed an accident in the middle, which he didn't expect, and he was still considering whether to tell Zhou Liangyu about it.

Zhou Liangyu looked at Zhao Yucheng curiously: "You! You actually apologize? It's rare, but...hehehe, why are you apologizing, my lord, why don't you... teach me a few kung fu tricks? I can protect myself in the future Already!" Zhou Liangyu rubbed his hands, looking at Zhao Yucheng expectantly.

Zhao Yucheng was about to talk about that matter, but when he heard Zhou Liangyu's words, he choked back: "..."

Zhou Liangyu took a look at his expression, and froze: "My lord, don't you have no confidence in yourself?"

Zhao Yucheng: "No, this king has no confidence in you."

Zhou Liangyu: "..."