Coquettish Actor's Death Manual

"I have told the princess what I should say. If the princess dares to break in and cannot come out alive, don't blame the king for not reminding you in advance." Zhao Yucheng stood up: "There are guests in the front yard. This king will take a step away first."

"You can go, leave some food first!" He hadn't eaten all day, and those nuns from the palace wouldn't let him eat. He didn't understand the reason, and he didn't dare to ask casually. I don't want to dismiss all the maidservants, at least I can ask.

As for the pile of food in front of him, after taking a bite of raw dumplings, Zhou Liangyu didn't dare to try a second bite, for fear that they were all raw.

Zhao Yucheng has already opened the door: "Someone will bring food over later."

Only then did Zhou Liangyu feel relieved, and waved him to leave quickly, but after waiting for half an hour, Zhou Liangyu looked at a large bowl of noodle soup on the tray in front of him. Big guy, lower your head and take another look: "Just, just eat this?"

No... Zhao Yucheng, come here for me, I've been hungry for a whole day, so why don't you just give me a bowl of noodles?

The big man replied confidently: "Yes, princess!"

The corners of Zhou Liangyu's mouth twitched when he heard those two words: "Go get me some more food, just like the one your prince asked you to prepare the most times..." The most times of preparation must be Do you like food?It must have been done well, it should be right.

Zhou Liangyu brought over the noodle soup, and there was no servant to follow him, so he had to rely on himself.

This Zhao Yucheng is really reassuring him, the main courtyard is dark and empty, there is only a guard in the distance, and the other blind people can't see it.

The big man saw that the princess was thinking about it, and touched his head in doubt, what does the prince usually eat?He rubbed his head and muttered in confusion, but the prince had previously said that the princess would like to eat whatever she wanted, as long as it wasn't too much.

So the big man left again.

In the new room, Zhou Liangyu sat back with a large bowl of clear soup and watery noodles, holding the wooden chopsticks, thinking that he was definitely the worst princess. Showing off... But it's the cook of the palace, so it should be just looking bad, it must taste delicious!

Otherwise, why did Zhao Yucheng stay?

Thinking about it this way, Zhou Liangyu buried his head in eating the noodles happily, and took a big gulp down——

"Pfft!" Zhou Liangyu turned his head abruptly, and spit out a mouthful of noodle soup. Fuck you, Zhao Yucheng, did you do it on purpose?What the hell is this?Whether it is sweet or not, or salty or not, it also has a fishy smell. Is this for people to eat?

Zhou Liangyu completely collapsed. It must be that his posture in marrying was wrong, or that he really shouldn't have married a handsome man. Isn't this... that he will be punished?

He rubbed his belly, took a quick look at the noodle soup, and pushed it away in disgust. He didn't want to take a second look, and could only look forward to the dishes that Zhao Yucheng usually ate.

Zhou Liangyu waited and waited, and finally waited until the door rang again. Zhou Liangyu rushed over and opened the door, but only saw the big man standing there stupidly, with empty hands: "Where's the food?"

The big man wiped his face, not knowing what he had done before, and wiped the blood from his face. After smelling this, Zhou Liangyu could smell the blood. He frowned, thinking that he couldn't?As a result, the next moment, the big man gave a foolish smile, held a bucket of things behind him, and handed it to Zhou Liangyu: "Princess, here! You want it!"

Zhou Liangyu lowered his head to look into the barrel in doubt, and when he saw a pile of raw meat accompanied by the smell of blood: "..."

Almost instantly, Zhou Liangyu closed the door neatly with a bang.

Dismissal, this must be the disqualification given by Zhao Yucheng!

The big man at the door scratched his head suspiciously, then looked down: It's fresh, just slaughtered, why doesn't the princess like it at all?Didn't the princess ask him to prepare it?

The big man knocked on the door: "Princess, this meat should be fresh, if you wait any longer it will stink..."

Zhou Liangyu: "..." No, I refused, I didn't expect Zhao Yucheng to eat raw meat with such a strong taste in his daily life!

He lowered his head, opened his sleeves, and looked at the skin and tender flesh that had been raised. Zhao Yucheng wouldn't just eat him as "food" in the middle of the night, right?

Zhou Liangyu silently swallowed his saliva, feeling that the palace couldn't stay any longer, why was he so upset that he didn't run away for the second time?

Zhou Liangyu glanced at the big fool who was still standing at the door, looked at the only window lattice in the new house, quickly changed all the cumbersomeness, picked out a set of Zhao Yucheng's men's clothes from the closet, and changed into it, opened the window lattice and climbed He went up, but as soon as he stepped up a leg, there was a person standing in front of him. He looked up, and it was indeed the big man, holding the bloody meat barrel. This time he simply pulled out a butcher's knife from the back of his waist: "Princess? You Do you think the meat is too big? Here, use this..."

Zhou Liangyu: "..."

He slammed the wooden window shut again!Whose chef brings a big knife when he comes to deliver the food?

So after waiting for an hour, Zhao Yucheng sent away all the guests in the front yard. When he walked along the corridor with a lantern to the door, he saw a big stupid man squatting at the door. Confused, he said in a puzzled voice: "My lord, my subordinates prepared these for the concubine. She doesn't want...the meat will be spoiled tomorrow. It's a pity!"

Zhao Yucheng: "..." He rubbed the center of his brows, he was persuaded to drink a lot, and he was a little drunk at the moment, "Why did the princess ask you to prepare this?"

The big man stood up, patted the dust behind him, thought for a while, and repeated the words: "The princess said, 'You can get some food for this palace, just follow the ones your prince asked you to prepare the most times on weekdays. That kind of', this is what you, my lord, ask your subordinates to prepare the most times..."

Zhao Yucheng: "..." I am used to these people in the mansion on weekdays, and forgot to ask a few more words.

Zhao Yucheng waved his hand, "Let Xu Chong deliver a few new dishes from the guest banquet from Yipinzhai in the front yard."

The big man nodded foolishly: "...Yes, my lord, do you still want this barrel?"

Zhao Yucheng looked down at the big half of the bucket of bloody raw meat: "Let Xu Chong lead someone to clean it up, and take it to feed the tigers."

The big man's eyes lit up: "Hey!" After saying that, he ran away with a bucket and a knife stuffed into his belt, and his movements were so fast that he didn't match his head at all.

Only then did Zhao Yucheng knock on the door of the room, and Zhou Liangyu's angry voice came from inside: "Don't open! Take these raw meat away quickly! You, you should give up your heart!" Even if he was beaten to death, he would not Will eat these raw meat!

"Open the door, it's my king." Zhao Yucheng said.

The next moment, the door of the room opened with a bang, Zhou Liangyu squinted his eyes, and stared at him: "Zhao Yucheng, what do you mean? You agreed to the marriage, and it's fine if you don't want to run away, but you can't even eat enough." , are you still threatening me?"

Zhao Yucheng said: "This is a misunderstanding, I will explain it to you later."

"Misunderstanding? Do you think I'm stupid?" They gave away raw meat, and even drew their knives by the way.

Zhao Yucheng lowered his eyes, approached and lowered his voice: "Princess, are you sure you want to discuss your 'escaping marriage' here?"

Zhou Liangyu: "..." He reluctantly got out of the way, and when Zhao Yucheng came in, he quickly closed the door. By the way, he took a sneak peek before closing the door. He was relieved when he didn't see the half bucket of raw meat.

Zhao Yucheng approached the inner room and swept around the peanuts and red dates all over the floor: "It seems that the princess has not been hungry for more than an hour."

Zhou Liangyu hugged his chest and leaned against the door frame of the inner room: "Don't change the subject, if you don't eat these, you will starve to death long ago, even if you abuse me, I will not give in, you can kill me without starving! "

Zhao Yucheng took a seat at the table beside him, "I didn't intend to starve you. I forgot to explain when I left earlier, which caused a little misunderstanding."

Zhou Liangyu was suspicious: "Is it really a misunderstanding?" But thinking about it, Zhao Yucheng wouldn't abuse his collaborators, so he walked over and sat down opposite, "Then what happened before?"

"The raw meat is not for you to eat. The taller one you saw earlier was called Zhao Dasha. He used to be the cook in the king's army camp. Because he was stupid and had no other survival skills, he brought it back to the palace. Make some food, and feed the tigers by the way. I have never asked for food on weekdays. You told Dasha to prepare it many times. It is these raw meats. He didn’t mean it.” Explain clearly, I am afraid that this good princess does not know what to make up.

Only then did Zhou Liangyu come back to his senses: "Feed the tabbys? Raw meat? Don't tell me... your mansion... raises something?"

The corners of Zhao Yucheng's mouth twitched when he heard the words: "It's just a few tigers, is the princess afraid?"

"Who, who is afraid?" He had seen countless beasts, how could a man at the top of the food chain have never seen a tiger?

Although those are caged and trapped in zoos.

"That's good." Zhao Yucheng was probably really drunk, but the other party's duplicity was not as rumored, but a bit... "Someone will bring a few dishes from Yipinzhai later, and the princess will use them later. Let's take a break."

Zhou Liangyu muttered: He still has a conscience... So, rubbing his hands together, he said, "What about the maid?"

Zhao Yucheng raised his eyes lazily, and his drunken phoenix eyes were particularly accentuated... Zhou Liangyu was stunned for a moment, and then he heard the other party's pretty thin lips move, and spit out two words: "Hugh, think .”

Zhou Liangyu: "..." He quietly stared at Zhao Yucheng's back, he must be crazy to think that the other party was more beautiful than any woman he had seen just now!

Zhou Liangyu originally thought that Zhao Yucheng would at least lie on the bed, and he was afraid that his sleeping position would overturn the other party's three views, or accidentally expose something, but Zhao Yucheng probably didn't want to sleep on the same bed with him, He directly rested on a bamboo couch not far from the bed.

Zhou Liangyu lowered the bed curtain, revealing some gaps, staring at Zhao Yucheng's sleeping position for a long time, and heaved a sigh of relief when he was sure that the other party would not come up, but before he retreated, he heard the person who had closed his eyes speak: "The princess staring at me secretly like this will make me think that you really want me to sleep."

Zhou Liangyu quickly closed the curtain of the bed: only ghosts hope!

Zhou Liangyu didn't sleep very soundly this time, probably because he was thinking day by day and dreaming at night. After being found out all night, he was dragged out and beheaded. King Yun and Xiao Baihua cuddled each other and smiled provocatively at him, and finally turned into Zhao Yucheng's faint phoenix eyes, standing in the gray place and looking at him like that, making his hair stand on end.

In the end, like a ghost movie, a few flashes came in front of him, and directly held his shoulder. The next moment, he seemed to really feel that his shoulder was being held, and he pushed it desperately. Eye: "Ghost!"

In the end, when he saw it clearly, he realized it was Zhao Yucheng. He sat up and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "So it was a dream..."

"It seems that the princess is really afraid of ghosts because she has done a lot of bad things on weekdays." Zhao Yucheng stood in front of the bed, and when Zhou Liangyu woke up, he had already stepped back three steps.

"Yeah, yeah, he's still a familiar ghost, he looks like a prince!" Zhou Liangyu fought back, yawned, and when he looked up, he saw that Zhao Yucheng's brows were suddenly frowned tightly, waiting for Zhou Liangyu to look over strangely , turned around quickly.

Zhou Liangyu frowned, what expression does this guy have?

He lowered his head and found that his clothes had been torn open at some point, and his collar was opened a little: "..."

Fortunately, Zhao Yucheng had complained about his "glance at Pingchuan" appearance, otherwise, he would have been suspected, which is too flat.

Zhou Liangyu pulled up the front of his clothes, thinking about wearing an extra insurance in the future, and raised his head: "My lord, isn't it too much for you to be a hooligan early in the morning?"

Zhao Yucheng: "The princess has a good time beating her upside down."

Zhou Liangyu glanced outside and spread his hands: "There is no way, who let the prince disturb people's dreams? It's not yet light, has it passed?" Could it be that he married into Prince Yu's mansion and slept later than a dog from now on? Get up earlier than the chicken?Isn't this a little... very hard work?

Zhao Yucheng: "It seems that the princess has completely forgotten that she is going to enter the palace today."

Zhou Liangyu: "..." He really forgot.

Zhou Liangyu didn't say yes to his dreams last night, and finally fell asleep, and had such a terrible dream. Fortunately, he woke up now. After he got up and washed, he came out with a black hair and stood directly at Zhao Yucheng's door. In front of him: "I can't pull my hair." In order to prevent the personal servant from seeing the clothes, he forced himself to learn it, but he really didn't light up this skill when it comes to pulling the hair in a bun.

Zhao Yucheng turned his back to him the whole time and flipped through a booklet. Hearing this, he raised his eyes: "Someone will help you later."

Zhou Liangyu's eyes lit up: "So... good? Your lord, did you find a maid?" Eh~?What a duplicity guy, forget it, forgive me for rejecting me so cruelly and mercilessly before, it turned out that you wanted to give me a surprise, not bad.

Zhao Yucheng just glanced at him with raised eyebrows, but did not answer.

He walked to the wall not far away and took down a sword, cut his finger directly, walked to the bed, lifted the messy brocade quilt, and wiped the blood from his finger.

Zhou Liangyu poked his head out and looked over suspiciously: "What is this for?"

After Zhao Yucheng finished, he put the brocade quilt back on and just looked at him, which was quite thought-provoking.

Zhou Liangyu narrowed his eyes, pinched his chin and thought about it carefully, and his eyes lit up: "Oh, oh, I see, what kind of yuan handkerchief is this, right?! Short oil, I'm not..."

Zhou Liangyu shrugged his shoulders when he met Zhao Yucheng's gloomy gaze. He just wanted to say that he's not that kind of guy, what's wrong with him?

Thinking about it, Zhao Yucheng probably doesn't care whether he is or not, the key is, even if he doesn't have one, he must have it, otherwise, if he wakes up tomorrow, Zhao Yucheng will be wearing a little green hat on his head.

But Emperor Yan wouldn't be so cheap, knowing about those rumors and deliberately asking people to check this thing, right?

Zhou Liangyu underestimated how shameless Emperor Yan was. Not long after, two old nuns came from the palace, saying that it was the Queen's order... Bah, it must be the attention of that dog Emperor Yan.

When the old mother got the Yuanpao, looked at each other in surprise, and then saw the old god sitting there looking at their good princess, blessed, and was about to step back, Zhao Yucheng said: " Now that you're here, let's tie Princess Liang's hair in a bun, after all, three months is too late, and this king actually forgot to invite a nanny."

Zhou Liangyu quickly turned his head: No?My charming maidservant!

Zhao Yucheng took a deep look at him: When did this king say that he was a maid?

Zhou Liangyu: You, ruthless!

It's true that people make the best use of it and don't waste it at all!

Fortunately, Zhou Liangyu's current status is a princess. She is a woman after all. She just followed Zhao Yucheng to the imperial study to show her face casually, and then went to the harem to meet the queen. It is considered complete if she goes to meet the queen mother again. Task.

Zhou Liangyu was worthy of going to Kunning Palace, but when he went to see the Empress Dowager at Compassionate Ning Palace, Zhou Liangyu was worried that if his behavior was different from that of the great beauty, what would he do?

Zhou Liangyu went to see the queen, probably because the queen had plotted against Zhou Liangyu with Emperor Yan before, and she felt sorry for Zhou Liangyu when she learned that Zhou Liangyu had been drugged, so she didn't say much, and rewarded him with some things. Let Zhou Liangyu go back.

As a result, when Zhou Liangyu was looking at how he could not go to the Palace of Compassion and Peace, as soon as he left the gate of Kunning Palace, he saw Yan Yunzheng approaching him.

He didn't believe that Yan Yunzheng didn't come here by pinching him.

Zhou Liangyu ignored Yan Yunzheng directly, but Yan Yunzheng directly blocked Zhou Liangyu's way: "Princess, can we say a few words?"

Zhou Liangyu glanced at him blankly: "I'm not interested, excuse me."

"Liang'er... I'll just say a few words to you." Yan Yunzheng held back his words and lowered his voice.

"Don't tell me, if King Yun thinks that everyone is just a nod of friendship, he can just call her a princess, or else he can call her sister-in-law. I'm afraid I won't be able to eat today if I shout so disgustingly." Liang Yu intentionally disgusted Yan Yunzheng, who previously disliked the beautiful woman didn't want it, so why pretend to be pitiful now?

Isn't it just that the ones delivered to your door feel bad, and the ones you don't get are the best?

Although Zhao Yucheng is a king with a different surname, but he is older than Yan Yunzheng, so it is not a loss for the sister-in-law of the emperor.

Yan Yunzheng's face changed, seeing that Zhou Liangyu was really going to bypass him, he raised his hand in desperation to pull Zhou Liangyu.

At that one-thousandth of a second, when Zhou Liangyu was forced to turn around, he suddenly thought of a wonderful way to kill two birds with one stone. He could not only avoid the possibility of being discovered by the Queen Mother in Kunning Palace, but also It can make Yan Yunzheng avoid him next time he sees him.

So... Zhou Liangyu was dragged in this way, turned his left foot to his right foot in the wide skirt, spun gorgeously, and fell directly to the ground... fainted "touching porcelain".

When Zhou Liangyu fell like this, everyone was stunned and dumbfounded.

Yan Yunzheng's hands were empty, and he lowered his head in bewilderment: No, no, he didn't use any force, why did she fall?

A crowd of guards watching: Yun Wang is too much!He actually "bullied" a married woman!shameless!

The servant girl who just heard the news came over: Yaoshou, King Yun beat someone!

Then, following a scream of "Princess Yu fainted", not long after, the entire palace erupted again...

When Zhao Yucheng, Emperor Yan and others got the news and rushed to the side hall of Kunning Palace, the "female" lying on the couch was weak and weak, stretched out her hand towards him with pure color and paleness, and scratched in vain. Yi: "Wang, lord~" The ending sound was still choked up, it sounds really... It's so miserable, I have suffered too much grievance.

The Empress and King Yun stood aside, their faces were particularly unsightly, and the imperial doctor on the side also hung his head and did not dare to make a sound.

Zhao Yucheng walked over, and was immediately held by Zhou Liangyu's arm, his eyes were red: "My lord, take me back! Go back! Don't stay here..."

Zhao Yucheng was very cooperative, he hugged him directly by the waist, took a deep look around, and finally landed on Emperor Yan: "Your Majesty, I will take a step ahead, and I will go to the palace to plead guilty at another time." He strode away with the people.

Emperor Yan looked at King Yun not far away with a tense face, and Yan Yunzheng stepped forward suddenly, "Father, my son..."

"Slap!" Emperor Yan slapped him with scarlet eyes, "You have let me down so much!"

Yan Yunzheng wanted to say something, but was quickly pulled back by the queen.

Only then did Emperor Yan look at the imperial doctor: "What's going on? How is Princess Liang injured?"

The imperial doctor knelt down and trembled: "Re-report to the emperor, this... old minister, I don't know, Princess Liang... refuses to let the old minister investigate, saying that someone is going to harm her..."

Emperor Yan's expression became even uglier. If it got out, people would think it was him who gave the order!

In the end, he gave Yan Yunzheng a look of resentment: "Go back to Prince Yun's mansion yet? Give me a good time to reflect in the mansion these days! Don't come out and show yourself!" He flicked his sleeves violently, and Went to An Fei's place.

On the other side, Zhao Yucheng carried Zhou Liangyu into the carriage, and after putting him down, he looked at the "little poor" person: "Haven't you acted enough?"

Lying there, Zhou Liangyu finally couldn't hold back and grinned happily: "Hahaha, you didn't see Emperor Yan's face, let him plot against me, now you know what it means to lose your wife and lose your army? He will suffer in the future! "At first, I wanted to plot against King Yu so that he would have no heirs, but now I have to take care of not only this but also that. I'm afraid King Yun, a scumbag, can't argue with it.