The takeaway boy who delivers Kaifeng dishes

Although Zhang Zhiyong's return has relieved Ye Leide's burden, under the leadership of Manager Lin, it is inevitable to work overtime.

When it was almost 8 o'clock, when Manager Lin suggested that everyone go to have a meal together after work, Ye Lei remembered that he forgot to call Zhou Wei!He said "Ah!", dug out his mobile phone from his bag, and rushed into the toilet to make a call. After thinking about it, the first time he called Zhou Wei was actually in the toilet. Well, it's so unromantic. So he moved his position to the tea room.

Every time the phone beeped, Ye Lei felt his heart skip a hundred beats.It rang for a long time, but no one answered.

It's over, Zhou Wei must be angry. When Ye Lei was about to hang up the phone in frustration, he suddenly picked up the phone. A short "Hello" made Ye Lei's whole heart rise to his throat in an instant, so his whole body People speak incoherently in Spartan.

"Zhou Wei, I was wrong, I was wrong!, I really didn't forget to call you on purpose, it's just that we worked overtime and I fiddled with it, so I forgot the time, and then when the manager called for dinner, I found out that I had to call you. When I called you, I originally called you in the toilet, and then I ran to the tea room to call you. There is a beautiful potted plant in the tea room, but I had to work overtime on the first day of the wedding. Sorry, I was wrong. I was really wrong!"

"The first day of the wedding?" The several "wells" that had burst out of Zhou Wei's forehead shrank back by two.

"Eh, ah, no, that's the first day of partnering."

"Oh." Three more "wells" burst out on the forehead

"Zhou Wei, have you eaten yet?

"What do you say?"

"Zhou Wei, don't be angry, I was wrong, I'm so sorry!"

"I'm not angry." Fuck your sister's tomato face, I'm very angry, waiting for you to eat with your chest stuck to your back! "did you eat?"

"Not yet. Our manager originally said that we would have dinner together. I can get off work later, and I will go back to eat. Zhou Wei, don't wait for me. You can eat first, and I will go back to clean up the leftovers." , I will wash the dishes too." Ye Lei cautiously flattered him

"It's your job to wash the dishes!"

"Yeah, I'll fly back right away, eat quickly. I'm hanging up, eat quickly, don't starve yourself!"

After hanging up the phone, Zhou Wei clicked on Weibo. He was so bored that he took a picture of what he made tonight and posted it on Weibo, only writing the four words "dinner dishes".I checked Ye Lei's message but didn't find Ye Lei's message. I stood up and lifted up my pants. Damn, I called when I was defecating. I just wiped it in a hurry and didn't know if it was clean. I went back and wiped it again.

Ye Lei repeatedly stated that he really made an appointment with someone else today, rejected the dinner invitation, and ran away after everyone teased him. Manager Lin saw that he was still waving at Ye Lei from behind and shouted: "Brother, let's go!" Bottle of good wine, try to win the girl today!" Zhang Zhiyong, very angrily, went over to put his shoulders and said to everyone: "In order to commend Zhiyong for winning us the qualifications for new project bidding during this business trip, everyone Open a few more cases of wine, let Zhiyong drink well, and strive to go further to win the project!"

"Aww!" Everyone who was happy to make a fuss raised their fists and marched towards the hotel in a demonstration.

Hmph, the guy who didn't live up to expectations was seduced by CP after only a few days of business trip, didn't he say that the woman at the bottom of the mountain was a tiger and told Ye Lei to avoid it?He also opened wine and took down the girl. See if my old lady won't force you down tonight!Feeling that the CP has been demolished, manager Lin, who is entangled and resentful in his heart, marches forward with the big team vigorously.

Ye Lei took a peek at Zhou Wei who was typing on the computer in the living room while biting the fried octopus, and said, Is my brother really ready to eat?There is also a table full of dishes, is it specially reserved for me? Hey, I should have bought a beer from the convenience store downstairs just now, so that we can drink together with side dishes. Tomorrow night, I have to go to the anti-box beer to serve up. um, get some more packets of peanut chips or something.Ouch, the European Cup seems to have started recently. I don’t know if Zhou Weixi likes to watch football. If you like it, you can watch football together all night...

Here Ye Lei is thinking about some inexplicable things, while Zhou Wei is discussing with his senior Lin Xiaoming in front of the computer.

Lin Xiaoming: Xiao Weiwei, have you found a house yet?

Zhou Wei: No, it’s so fast, the landlord gave a short notice, and now there are less than two weeks left, ah, ah, I’m going crazy.

Lin Xiaoming: Discuss with the landlord again, school will start in one month, and you will be able to live in the school after school starts!

Zhou Wei: It would be nice to be so easy to talk to!The landlord said that it was used by his son to get married. Can I tell him, ah, let your son get married after I start school?

Lin Xiaoming: Why are you notified two weeks in advance of such a big event?

Zhou Wei: Time can't keep up with the speed at which the daughter-in-law's belly swells.

Lin Xiaoming: Hahahaha, how is your relationship with that tomato-faced CP next door?Do you think it would be interesting to let him take you in for a few days?

Zhou Wei: I don’t know!I'm trying my best to feed him now, hoping to influence him, but I don't dare to say this yet.

Lin Xiaoming: Hahahaha.

Zhou Wei: Shige, please stop laughing. When will you come back with your mentor?Do you think I am a mushroom in the corner of your house for two weeks?I can cook, wash, roll and act cute. If necessary, I can warm a small bed for you.

Lin Xiaoming: Right, then let me tell Lao Shen that you were crying and clamoring to warm his bed to see if he would accept you.

Zhou Wei: Don't!Ma'am, I was wrong!

Lin Xiaoming: Huh?Are you preparing to fail all subjects next semester?

Zhou Wei: Brother!elder brother!You are my dear brother!

Lin Xiaoming: Hmph, how about this, anyway, I live in Laoshen's, why don't you go to my dormitory to make do?

Zhou Wei: Forget it, our postgraduate dormitory has no supporting facilities. The toilets and bathrooms are all public, and the mess is the most dirty in the world. Your dormitory is simply a fighter in the No. [-] school!

Lin Xiaoming: Hmph, how squeamish, I got used to it from your poor undergraduate school, what happened to the public bathroom, you can pick up soap in the bathroom every day, how nice!Look around, which student dormitory of a century-old school is clean, tidy and fully furnished!Living in that dilapidated dormitory building, can you appreciate the vicissitudes of the years and the changes of history, can you sublimate your ideological realm?

Zhou Wei: Cong - Cong, it's so good, why don't you stay?

Lin Xiaoming: I have already sublimated enough, now I want to pursue a higher realm!

Zhou Wei: Hmph, that is, you just want to pursue the realm of our mentor. If you want to learn it well, you should sleep with the master first!

After typing this sentence, Zhou Wei decisively went offline and turned off the computer before Lin Xiaoming lost his temper.Turning his head, he met Ye Lei who was staring at him while holding the plate while pouting and drinking the vegetable juice.Seeing Zhou Wei looking up at him suddenly, Ye Lei choked hard, and the vegetable juice and dregs in his mouth splashed radioactively, and even splashed on Zhou Wei's forehead who was far away from him.

Cough, cough, cough...Ye Lei coughed until his face was flushed and almost spit out his lungs, but at the same time, he found that he had sprayed vegetable dregs on Zhou Wei's forehead, and was clutching his chest, pulling out a tissue and got up to give it to him. Zhou Wei wiped his face.

"You cough up your breath before cleaning the table, I won't kick you out!" Zhou Wei hurriedly ran over to help Ye Lei pat his back, "You are such an old man, you can toss yourself like this after a meal It’s quite a genius.”

Zhou Wei patted twice and realized that something was wrong with Ye Lei. He coughed and coughed and suddenly fell silent. He was covering his chest, but now he is holding his neck with both hands. Damn, it must be choking!

Zhou Wei quickly hugged Ye Lei tightly from behind and began to groan, until there was a "bang", a small piece of fried taro sprayed out from Ye Lei's throat, and Ye Lei started coughing again, Zhou Wei was relieved .

What is this guy hiding in his mouth?Slapping Ye Lei on the back, Zhou Wei said angrily: "Just now you said that you are a genius and underestimated you, you are simply the Yuanshi Tianzun of the Erbi world!"

"Cough, little brother, cough, I'm sorry, forehead..." Ye Lei spread out the wad of facial tissue in his hand and handed it to Zhou Wei, indicating that there was vegetable dregs that he had just sprayed on his forehead.

Zhou Wei was angry and funny, and he didn't dislike the twisted shape of the tissue paper, took it and wiped his forehead casually.

"Okay, okay, don't look at me pitifully, go sit on the sofa, I'll clean up here, I bought a kiwi today, fortunately it's soft and won't choke you anymore." Zhou Wei rubbed Rubbing Ye Lei's fleshy face, he started to clear the table.Ye Lei stood on the edge a little awkwardly, feeling that he was really like what Zhou Wei said, that he was really the Jade Emperor Yuanshi Tianzun in the second realm, and the second was so boundless, really, why did he keep making mistakes in front of the younger brother? So sad!

After Zhou Wei raised his eyes to warn, the sad tomato face sat down on the sofa in the living room with his head drooped, his hands resting on his knees.

Zhou Wei carried the dishes into the kitchen and closed the glass door, then grinned and started laughing silently, ahaha, the natural rolls are really cute and out of stock!Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

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