The takeaway boy who delivers Kaifeng dishes

Chapter 25 The campus is suitable for idol dramas

Zhou Wei carried Ye Lei, intending to show him around his school, and then cast silver bells of laughter on the school road like an idol drama.

It's a pity, I just put on a T-shirt and went out in the morning. I knew I had to wear a short-sleeved shirt, spray some perfume on the corner of the shirt, and then ride at high speed so that the hem of the shirt blows in the wind, so that the unique masculine smell fills the nose of the tomato face. Son!What a misstep!Zhou Wei kicked the pedals twice resentfully, forget it, let's enjoy the scenery in a literary and artistic way, and it will be all right.

"This row is the landmark building of our school, the Nine Dragon Column. Many little girls use it as a wishing pool. It is one of the holy places for dating in our school. There will be a fountain below at night, which is very beautiful."

"The school is not a palace, what kind of dragon pillars are carved? At first glance, your school leaders are corrupt elements left over from feudalism! The water in this pool has never been changed, right? Your school girls make wishes on it? It is so smelly that you use it as a witch your soup pot?"

"..." What's wrong with Tomato Face?These dragon pillars have been here for seven or eighty years, so what's left of corruption.Shouldn't it be time to say oh oh really?Brother, shall we watch together tonight or something?Zhou Wei didn't say a word, so he continued to ride forward.

"Isn't this stone bridge poetic? The phoenix trees beside the bridge will bloom in full bloom in May. The red ones are eye-catching. People often come to fish by the bridge. The last time I I even caught a loach here with my classmates..."

"This kind of phoenix tree is the worst. The leaves are small and broken, and a lot of them fall off. That flower seems to be the most likely to cause people to suffer from pollen allergies. The fish in the river are really resistant to poisons. They have not been fed antibiotics, right? The loach Did you eat it afterwards?"

Zhou Wei exhaled slowly and replied, "No, he was released."

"This is the grove of our school. The tallest trees are kapok trees. There are also some peach and cherry trees in bloom in March. Many people from outside the school will come to enjoy the flowers at that time."

"Isn't it just flowers, people are crowded, and the flowers are trampled on the ground like mud. A slip and fall may be a stampede accident!"

……

Zhou Wei originally wanted to take Ye Lei away from Xiaoxin at school, but he didn't expect that the other party not only refused to cooperate, but also used all kinds of poisonous tongues, pointing and hitting, and complaining all the way.The mood that was a little joyful slowly became depressed.

Some people say that the school is a place where you can scold you thousands of times, but if someone from another school says a word, it is not a place where you can fight him.Although it is not so exaggerated, Zhou Wei's mood has indeed been affected. Anyone who is so picky and dislikes his alma mater will not be happy, even if the other party is someone you like, or let alone someone you like people.

Ye Lei didn't want Zhou Wei to move back to school, so when he heard Zhou Wei boasting about his school, he couldn't help smearing it, the more he smeared it, the smoother he was, and even if Zhou Wei stopped talking, he could still speak venomously Going down, I didn't expect this to be a very hurtful thing.

Zhou Wei turned the front of the bicycle silently, didn't you come to apologize, didn't you come to beg me to go back to live?What kind of trouble is going on now?He felt that if he continued to listen to Ye Leihu, he would go berserk, so he decided to send Ye Lei to the south gate of the school and give him a ride back.

To get to the south gate of the school, you must pass the student dormitory.Boys and girls walking around in slippers, clothes hanging like colorful flags on the balcony, and the familiar smell of shower gel, Ye Lei knew where this was without asking.

"Brother, are you going to show me their school's dormitory now? That's great!" Ye Lei sat on the back seat of the car and was eager to belittle this ugly-looking student dormitory. By the way, borrowing from a recent case of massacring roommates, the university dormitory is really a mass grave where countless young lives are buried!We must rescue the little brother from this deep pit!

Ye Lei sat on the back seat of the car and began to speak eloquently, and Zhou Wei's head was full of "wells" when he heard it.He held back his temper and brought Ye Lei to the school gate: "Get out of the car."

"okay."

"The No. 13 bus will arrive later, and it will go directly to the gate of the community where you live."

"Eh?" Although Ye Lei is usually a little dazed, but today he talked so much, he grasped the key word "where you live" very cleverly, "Aren't you going back with me?"

"I'll pack up the dormitory first, and I'll go to your place to pack my luggage later."

"No, didn't we agree to live together?" Ye Lei hurriedly grabbed Zhou Wei's bicycle handlebar.

"I'm sorry, for someone like me who studies in such a dirty school with low quality students, what can I do? Maybe you and I will be the protagonists of the next case of murdering roommates. For your own safety, you'd better not live with someone like me."

"Phoenixes can grow out of chicken coops. Brother, you are a big phoenix. You are a good person. I believe you won't kill me!"

"I think the chicken coop is more suitable for me." Zhou Wei turned the front of the car around and rode into the campus without saying a word to Ye Leido.He was very upset, yes, dead tomato face, the university you graduated from is better than mine, and you went to work after graduation, so you have more social experience than me who is still studying, but what's the matter? Woolen cloth?You can't take care of yourself in this life, you only know how to eat dead curly hair, why do you dislike me so much?It’s so great to be able to carve watermelon masks and draw pictures. There are also people who have won international awards in our school’s Academy of Fine Arts!

But what is it like to be so depressed and irritable?Even if he was threatened by the boss to fail the exam before, and cheated by Lin Xiaoming, he still doesn't feel like his chest is going to explode!I have to go to Sansi Lake and throw a few catties of stones to calm down!

Zhou Wei rode into the grove, Ye Lei's shout came from behind his head.After holding back for a while, I turned my head to look, and saw Tomato Face waving his arms and running forward: "Zhou Wei~~~~ Wait, wait for me!"

"?" Zhou Wei stopped the car and looked at Ye Lei.

"Huh, huh, oh my..." Ye Lei was panting, grabbing the back seat of the bicycle, "I didn't dare to call you because there were too many people on the school road just now, but luckily you turned into the small woods, ouch! No, I have to run all the way with you."

Zhou Wei looked at the flushed tomato face, and the evil fire in his heart rose even more.

"What do you want to do?" Zhou Wei stopped the car and looked down at Ye Lei, who was tired like a husky, "Yes! I may have offended you before. You said you thought I was an eyesore, but I also plan to move with self-knowledge. Come out. When I saw you coming to school to find me, I thought you were making peace. I didn’t know how happy I was. But I didn’t expect you to attack me in another way. No matter how bad this school is, it was because I worked hard for a long time I just passed the exam. I don't want to get angry with you, what are you chasing after me now?"

"I……"

"Are you afraid that I will go back to pack my things later and stay at your house? Okay! I see, I will go back with you to pack my things now, and move out immediately!"

"Don't!" Ye Lei stood up and took Zhou Wei's hand to pull up the bicycle. He spoke super fast and fluently: "Zhou Wei, I didn't think you were an eyesore, but after that day, I don't know why I suddenly felt that you were on your body. The sparkle is so dazzling, so I dare not look at you, and I speak ill of your school because I am worried that you will move back to school with Brother Xiaoming and the bicycle owner, Cucurbita!"

"Hulu baby?"

"Eh, no, it's grabbing a bed."

"It's a lot worse, okay?"

"This is not the point. The point is that I apologize to you. Can you stop moving back to school?"

"Hmm..." Zhou Wei thought for a while and asked, "What do you mean by thinking I'm shiny?"

"That's right, it's so radiant that you can't look directly at it."

"Then what are you staring at right now?"

"..."

The two looked at each other affectionately for a while, Zhou Wei smiled through his nose and said, "You actually use this kind of excuse to deceive people."

"No, it was really bright in the morning, and it was also very bright at the beginning after arriving at school."

"When did you feel that it was not bright?"

"Well... when senior brother Xiao Ming is holding your arm."

"Oh, then why did Xiao Ming suddenly turn off when he was holding my arm?"

"Well, maybe jealousy makes people ugly."

"Is it jealousy that makes people not shine?"

"Yes."

"Why are you jealous?"

"Because I like you."

"right."

"Yeah... ah? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Emma, ​​Emma, ​​why did you just say it out of the mouth, this is the end of it, the little brother has moved!It's over, it's over, brother, those eyes of yours are not only searchlights, they're just like a lie detector plus cliché poisonous Gu!Ah ah ah ah ah!It's over, I'm out of the closet, I'm going to be discriminated against and disgusted by my younger brother, Ye Lei, didn't you come to persuade him to go back?This directly drives people out of the planet!Beige mouth, Beige mouth, tell you to talk nonsense!

Ye Lei slapped him from his forehead to his mouth in a very standard gesture of covering his face.

Zhou Wei grabbed his hands, with an unstoppable smile in his eyes: "Stop beating, I should feel distressed."

What does this mean?Ye Lei was shocked.After brewing for a long time, he opened his mouth.

"Zhou Wei."

"Ok?"

"Your bike fell over..."

The author has something to say:

Emma, ​​I finally confessed... I'm relieved o(≧v≦)o~~ In fact, this is really far from what I originally expected.Try to finish it as soon as possible, hahaha~

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