The takeaway boy who delivers Kaifeng dishes

After the gourd baby incident, Ye Lei suddenly felt that Zhou Wei had evolved into an existence that could not be seen directly with the naked eye.He always felt that there was a layer of dazzling light on Zhou Wei's body, as dazzling as the sun, but one more look could blind his 24K titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.Especially when the two of them made eye contact, Zhou Wei's eyes were as bright as flares erupting, and his body was burned to the point of sublimation and vaporization as if swept by the solar wind.This kind of glaring dizziness is something I have never experienced even when I worked overtime all month and stared at the computer screen to code codes, which caused my eyes to be overused.He even felt that he was awakened not by the sunlight coming in from the window every morning, but by this human-shaped luminous body beside him!

In order to deal with this situation, Tomato Face thought of a very ostrich trick.That is, close your eyes when you can, and roll your eyes at the ceiling if you can't...

So, this morning, after Ye Lei woke up, he deliberately didn't open his eyes, and walked crookedly towards the bathroom like a blind man leaning on the wall like an elephant.

Sitting at the dining table, Zhou Wei looked at Ye Lei who was devouring but drooping eyelids, his brows were so wrinkled that he could crush walnuts.It's not that he didn't miss Ye Lei's anomaly yesterday, his evasive eyes, evasive behavior, even when he slept at night, he tried to stick to the wall as much as possible.It's a waste of cooking so many good dishes, but I can't get dead curly hair to look up.Today is even more exaggerated, as long as I get close to him, I will either close my eyes or roll my eyes, but the food that should be eaten, this dead curly hair does not miss a bite.

"Don't just eat plain rice, serve it with some side dishes." Zhou Wei gave Ye Lei a piece of sliced ​​Pleurotus eryngii mushrooms in spicy oil that he made himself with chopsticks.Ye Lei looked up at Zhou Wei, his eyes were closed tightly as if being hit by a searchlight, and he lowered his head and continued to patter his food.

"What's the matter? Are your eyes hurting?" Zhou Wei reached out and lifted the fluffy curly hair on Ye Lei's forehead.

"No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!" Ye Lei panicked and ran away covering his eyes.Zhou Wei heard the "bang" sound of the door, took a few deep breaths and stood up.

"Ye Lei, don't hide, let's come out and talk."

"..."

"I apologize to you for what happened the day before yesterday. I didn't expect your reaction to be so big. I'm sorry."

"..."

"I just wanted to make a joke, but then I went too far. Don't take it to heart, and don't hide like this."

"..."

"What do you think about this matter, we can actually talk about it. I feel very uncomfortable when you flash as soon as you see me."

"..."

"Ye Lei?" Zhou Wei knocked on the door, but there was still no response from inside. Just as he was considering whether to open the door and go in or pretend to be weak and pitiful to trick people out, he heard a voice coming from inside the door. Ye Lei's tragic howl.

"What's wrong?" Zhou Wei immediately unscrewed the door, and saw Ye Lei's trousers lying on the ground in disarray, holding his feet in one hand and gasping for breath.

"Are you... getting your feet again?" Zhou Wei's body spoke first and had already helped Ye Lei up. Ye Lei was changing clothes, but when he heard Zhou Wei talking outside, he wanted to change quickly Haoyi went out to talk to Zhou Wei, but stepped into the leg of his trousers, his fingernails that were originally loose were torn by the trouser leg, and the pain that was struck by lightning rose from the sole of his foot...

"Hiss..." Ye Lei took a deep breath, turned his head to look at Zhou Wei's worried face and those watery eyes, and felt that his eyes hurt even more. He immediately closed his eyes and pushed Zhou Wei: "You Don't come so close to me."

Zhou Wei's movements paused, he thought for a while, bit his lip and said: "I didn't expect that thing would make you repulsed like this, but I didn't do anything to you, didn't I just touch you, you Isn’t it very comfortable? Besides, how many people watch movies together at school. It’s the same. If you don’t like it, I won’t joke with you next time. The appearance of a heinous thing."

"No!" Ye Lei hastily explained: "You are too dazzling..."

As soon as the words came out, Zhou Wei froze. He stood up, gritted his teeth and said, "It turns out that you hate me to such an extent, then I won't be in your eyes anymore. Don't worry, I won't be in your eyes these two days. Just move to school. Change your clothes quickly, I’m going to be late for work, and I’m going to school too.”

"No...no..." Ye Lei was stunned for a while before he realized that his words were ambiguous and Zhou Wei misunderstood, he immediately shouted: "I didn't ask you to move to school, listen to me..."

Now it was his turn to hear Zhou Wei's "bang" closing the door, and he was completely dumbfounded.

This, this is not acceptable!Ye Lei quickly stood up and lifted his pants, and then his big toe was hooked again without any accident. After he said "ah", he resisted the urge to hug his feet very manly, and quickly buckled the belt. He picked up the bedside phone called: "Manager! My leg is broken, I have to ask for leave today!!!"

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Severe procrastination, if the speed is not slow, the death star will cover his face and run past...