The takeaway boy who delivers Kaifeng dishes

"Brother, have you seen my computer bag?"

"Ah, my phone is missing, Zhou Wei, give me a call!"

"Zhou Wei, where is my Superman pajamas?"

"Brother, my shaving foam can't be squeezed out!"

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After being allergic, Zhou Wei stopped all of Ye Lei's housework activities, and took advantage of Ye Lei's work to do a housecleaning. Take care of yourself.

Zhou Wei took the mop to the living room. He walked up to Ye Lei. Ye Lei consciously reached out to lift up the slippers, stretched his neck to the other side, tilted his head and continued to stare at the TV screen and gnawed on the apple.

Looking at Ye Lei, who was gnawing on an apple with his eye sockets on the sofa, Zhou Wei felt that it was time to start experimenting with the second move.

When Ye Lei came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, he saw Zhou Wei putting clothes into the suitcase.He wrapped the big bath towel around his head and rubbed it randomly, then tore it apart to see that Zhou Wei was really packing his luggage!

"Brother, why are you packing your luggage?"

"Oh, school starts the day after tomorrow, and I'll go back to school."

"Ah?" Ye Lei froze on the surface, but his heart was running at high speed.

That’s right, what Zhou Wei said at the time was just staying for 2 weeks, and now it’s almost time for the school to start, and my brother is going back to school, so that means he won’t live with me anymore, so, from now on, won’t he Can't see him every day?So what should I do, can I go to school to find him every day?But would it be strange for me to go to school to look for him every day, would my little brother have doubts about me?What should I do if the suspicion is over and you will alienate me?Hey, I still want to eat sweet and sour pork tomorrow, what should I do?

"Then do you still go to work at KFC to deliver food?" Ye Lei struggled for a long time but asked something that surprised even Zhou Wei.

"I'm not going. Didn't I quit my job before? There are a lot of courses this semester, so I should be busy."

"Ah, oh."

Tsk, it seems that the strategy of ordering takeaway to meet my little brother is not acceptable, I have to think of other ways quickly!Ye Lei sat down at the end of the bed in frustration, covered his head with a bath towel, and continued to rub his hair furiously.

"Hmph, you just reacted so badly when you heard that I was moving out? You have a dead tomato face, and you didn't say a few polite words to stay, and you are still in the mood to rub your hair. What natural curly hair, that curly hair is rubbed out by yourself. Let's go!" Zhou Wei closed the box angrily, closing the zipper with a rattling sound.Then I went to the living room to pack my computer and books.

Ye Lei pulled the bath towel off his head, poked his head out and saw Zhou Wei took a cardboard box from the balcony to pack the books, and immediately followed him:

"Wow, brother, you have a lot of books."

Zhou Wei didn't even look at him, he put some materials into a cardboard box, and turned around to find tape to seal the box.

"Well, Zhou Wei, books are very heavy, it should be very troublesome for you to move to school."

"No trouble, the school is near here."

"No, look, you have a lot of luggage besides books. Look, pots and pans alone are so hot."

"Well, what then?" Zhou Wei thought to himself, yo, he finally reacted a bit.

"Look, it's not convenient to take these things with you when you go to school."

"Those things stay with you."

"Huh? Oh, then, I don't use it much if I stay here. You see, before you moved in to live with me, I always ordered takeaway food, and I basically didn't know how to start a business. Didn't you say Isn’t your school’s dormitory not very good, especially the postgraduate building, which is broken and small, how bad it is that you love cleanliness so much.”

"Well, I can't help it. I told you to borrow it for two weeks. Now it's almost time. The academic dormitory will be reopened after the semester starts. I'm sorry to bother you." Zhou Wei looked at it and pinched it The bath towel stared at Ye Lei with wide eyes, and couldn't help but feel elated, begging me, begging me, begging me to stay, hahaha.

"No trouble, look, I borrowed half a bed for you, you not only helped me clean up the house, but also packed the food, last time I was allergic, and you went to the emergency room behind my back, you said if it wasn't Because we lived together, I might die that day. You said..." Ye Lei organized his words while wringing the towel.

"Stop! No matter what, if you continue talking, I will become your savior, and you will have to promise me with your body."

"Yes, you are my benefactor. How can it be troublesome to borrow the house from you? Or do you think it is too crowded for the two of us to sleep together? If you think it is too crowded, I will buy a folding bed tomorrow and come back. , I will sleep on the sofa first tonight!" Ye Lei twisted the towel onto his chest, and nodded heavily as if expressing his determination.

"No, your bed is originally a double bed. I have no problem sleeping together." Zhou Wei was a little uncomfortable being stared at by those piercing eyes, so he had to move his eyes to the pile of quilts that looked like chicken coops. On the hairstyle, use funny to relieve the dry heat generated in the body.

"Yeah, then you don't have to move to school, do you? Come on, I'll help you put the books back." Ye Lei immediately picked up the scissors and poked a knife into the adhesive tape that had just been pasted.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Zhou Wei stopped him, "I still have to go back to school tomorrow."

"Ah? Didn't you say that you have no objection to sleeping together? You see, you are such a dishonest person. Last time you agreed to form a partnership together, I paid all the money. In a few days, you said you can't get along. , it is the same now, you see we have just started to work together, I lent you the bed, you see, you haven't slept for long, you just leave, why am I so easy to bully!" Ye Lei said The twisted bath towel in his hand fell heavily on the sofa, and he sat on the edge and got angry.

Hey, baby face lost his temper, Zhou Wei felt even more proud, he lost his temper so softly.Zhou Wei picked up the towel on the sofa, poked Ye Lei, who was as angry as a flatulent frog, and said, "I have to apply for a scientific research project with my supervisor tomorrow, and the whole group has to go."

"Oh." Ye Lei moved his eyeballs to look at Zhou Wei, then quickly moved back.

"I have to go for a week, so you have to take care of the food these few days."

"Are you still coming to live?" Ye Lei turned his head around.

"Come back, I haven't found a house yet. You also said that our school dormitory is so crappy, can I live there?" Zhou Wei shook out the bath towel in his hand and folded it again.

"Oh! That's it! You said it earlier! You hurt me..." Ye Tomato blushed.

"Huh? What harmed you?"

"I haven't even dried my hair yet. I'll have to brush it for a long time tomorrow!" Ye Lei grabbed the towel and rushed back to the room.

Seeing Ye Lei running away, Zhou Wei was in such a good mood that he wanted to sing a song. He looked around the living room that he had just cleaned up a week ago, and flicked the sofa cushions he brought.

Tsk tsk, when I come back, this place will probably become a garbage dump again, right?When you are looking for things, no one will help you find them. If you can’t eat the food I cook for three days, you must miss me with tomato face.

Zhou Wei happily pulled the adhesive tape to mend the box that Ye Lei had punctured just now.

When he returned to the room, Ye Lei had already fallen asleep, but Zhou Wei could not help but hold his forehead tightly when he pressed himself against the wall with infinite tension.He grabbed the elastic band on Ye Lei's pants, stretched it for a long distance, and let go suddenly.

The sound of "BIA" made Ye Lei jump up, covered his back and said angrily, "Zhou Wei!"

Zhou Wei lay down on the bed and patted his side: "Why are you lying so far away? Come out, there must be a place."

"I, I stick to the wall to cool off!" Ye Lei continued to live against the wall with his back to Zhou Wei.

Hmph, Zhou Wei glanced at the shaggy hair and thought, post it, don't they all come over to stick with me in the middle of the night.

During the few days when the declaration was made, the old Shen took everyone out to play in a private area, eating well and having a good time.Zhou Wei was lying on the bed in the hotel and scrolling through Weibo, and he posted several good things he ate on Weibo, except for a group of girls who denounced below, "How can KFC's brother be so swollen? Could it be that he brought a tomato Superman?" I went on a honeymoon" and other comments instantly filled the screen, but Tomato Face didn't have a single comment, and Weibo was not updated.Zhou Wei clicked on Ye Lei's homepage, refreshed it twice and still didn't see the update.He was a little depressed.

Didn't Ye Lei love to post on Weibo before?Every time he posts Weibo, this guy has a lot of fun grabbing the sofa, especially every time he cooks a new dish, Tomato Face will take a photo and post it on Weibo.In the past few days, there has been no sound at all, is it because he doesn't care about his absence at all?Or were you frightened by this group of enthusiastic girls?But if you are scared, is it better to register a new account?Really, do I need to be so sissy like a woman!Zhou Wei snorted his head angrily.

Ye Lei also lay on the bed and swiped Weibo, eating fried chicken until crispy crumbs flew around while doing so.Originally, seeing that Zhou Wei had updated Weibo, he planned to reply immediately, but when he clicked on the comments and saw a bunch of girls commenting below, Ye Lei was a little afraid to reply.

My little brother and I are definitely not the same kind of people. People keep saying that we are a couple with a boy. I don't think I will be very happy.Ye Lei chewed on the fried chicken, feeling a little frustrated.

Ye Lei was staring at the ceiling in a daze with fried chicken in his mouth, and sang "big rooster, big hen" on his mobile phone!He spat out the chicken nuggets in his mouth with a "pop", and picked up the phone: "Hey, Zhou Wei, are you coming back?"

A chuckle came from the other end of the conversation, "Go back tomorrow, probably at night."

Ye Lei just wanted to wail and say, brother, if you are not here, I will almost become a refugee!But suddenly shut up.The little brother just came back from a bumpy ride outside, he was so exhausted, why should he ask others to cook for him for sanitation?Not this one.Ye Lei glanced at the chicken nuggets that he had spit on the bed sheet. There was already a pool of oil stains on the beige bed sheet. He felt that the task was a bit difficult.

"Hello? Curly hair? Can you hear me? Hello" Zhou Wei was puzzled by the sudden silence of the phone line.

"Well, I heard you."

"I'm going back tomorrow. Why don't you seem very enthusiastic? I also want you to treat me to a meal to welcome me."

"Well, little brother, can you come back later tomorrow?" Ye Lei glanced at the living room, his brows knit into a ball.

"Huh, huh?!!!" Zhou Wei was in a mess, come back later?

Zhou Wei's anger burned his originally handsome face to black. It's only been a week. What did you do at home behind my back, dead tomato face! ! ! !

The author has something to say:

Merry Christmas everyone! ╭(╯3╰)╮

Because of work, all kinds of crazy things have happened in the past two months like a war, and Christmas just sneaked out a little bit.I am very sorry for the children's shoes who have been waiting for the update, but I can't guarantee the quality of the update in the past one or two months, and I quietly accept the criticism...