The takeaway boy who delivers Kaifeng dishes

"What's wrong?" Ye Lei kicked Zhou Wei under the table just as he was about to turn his head.

"Don't move!" Ye Lei continued to take pictures for a while with a serious face, put down his phone, and invited the little girl who ordered dishes.

Before the little girl reached the table, she was startled by the sound of "bang" on the table. When she turned her head, she saw a big man with a swollen face throwing out the chopsticks in his hand, pointing at someone who was in an unknown situation. The little girl yelled, "Call me your boss!"

The little girl rolled her eyes and looked at the other party, stepped forward and asked, "Do you want to do something with our boss Xiazi?"

"What's the matter? You, come here and have a look, and see what you put in this dish!" Dahan Lanhua pointedly pinched a fat blowfly and splattered the juice, "You guys do business like this Huh? In order to make money, you dare to put anything in the dishes. Can you afford to accompany people to eat it? Everyone, come and see, there are flies in the dishes of the black-hearted shop!"

After the big man shouted, the thin man at the same table also slapped the table, and slapped the chopsticks on the table to the ground. "That's right, if you don't give us an explanation today, we won't be finished!"

The little girl looked at the thin man again: "Wait." She turned around and called the boss.

The boss adjusted his glasses, and came out with a big pot and spoon: "Hello about shrimp?"

The big man sized up the boss who was half a head shorter than himself, and arrogantly poked the orchid finger holding the fly in front of the boss: "Look for yourself!"

The boss took a step back and looked carefully before asking slowly, "Oh, your pet fell into the soup, do you want us to find first aid for you?"

"What the hell!" The big man waved his hands, kicked over the table and shouted, "Stop talking nonsense with me, I ate flies in your dishes, which means that the sanitation of your dilapidated restaurant is not up to standard. If I don’t give Lao Tzu an explanation, we won’t be finished!”

"Yes! If you don't give an explanation, there will be no end!" The tall and thin man followed suit and made a kick on the table.

"Oh, what do you want to say?" The boss winked at the little girl next to him, and the little girl took a few steps back knowingly.

"Explanation? It's simple, pay me medical expenses and mental damage expenses!" The big man immediately stood upright, holding his akimbo muscles with both hands and standing in the center of the lobby, looking very energetic.

"Oh, brother, look at this. If you really died from eating my food, let alone medical expenses, I will help you out with your cremation expenses, funeral expenses and so on."

"Zonima, what are you talking about!" The big man grabbed the boss's collar and was about to shake his fist.

"Wait a minute!" Ye Lei, the incarnation of justice and heroes, held up his super-large-screen colorful marquee copycat mobile phone king, and appeared in a superman standing posture!

"Boy, what's the matter with you?" The tall and thin man pointed at Ye Lei aggressively with his index finger like a cannon and walked over.Zhou Wei stood up calmly, blocking Ye Lei behind him.

"I have evidence!" Ye Lei climbed onto the chair, leaned on Zhou Wei's back, put one hand around Zhou Wei's neck and stuck out the phone with the other, "You brought the fly and put it in the dish yourself. I just caught it!"

The thin and tall man immediately jumped on the spot and wanted to grab the phone, but Zhou Wei slapped him on the face and pressed him down.

The big guy who was grabbing the boss over there gave up. He flung his hands and was about to teach his surroundings a lesson, but instead of stepping on the chopsticks that the skinny guy had slapped on the ground just now, he rushed forward with a swipe and hit the chopsticks. A thin man who just got up.

Zhou Wei pinched Ye Lei who was leaning on his back with his backhand, and the man on the back quickly moved aside. The big man and the thin man rushed to the dining table, and the dishes ordered by Zhou Wei and the others rushed to the ground.

The two climbed up from the ground in embarrassment, "Fuck, I will die with you!" The big man grabbed a plate on the ground and slammed it on the pillar, intending to use broken porcelain as a murder weapon, but what he never expected Yes, my hands were numb after knocking, but the plate was not damaged at all.So, he knocked again without giving up, and the plate was still intact.The big man held up the plate in a puzzled way.

"Don't look, the bowls and chopsticks of Lao Tzu's house are lacquerware, not porcelain that will break when you touch it." The boss slowly put the spoon on the side, walked forward, and suddenly held the big man's jaw with his right hand, and grabbed the waist of the big man's trousers with his left hand. Throw the person 180 degrees to the ground.He raised his trouser legs, knelt down and stretched out his hand to pull out the plate that the big man was holding tightly in his hand and patted the big man's face: "I look like a scholar, but in fact I don't eat soft food. You have to know some rules when you mess up. I don’t even ask, is it easy for a scum like you to come to my house?” After speaking, he raised his backhand, and the plate knocked down the thin man behind who was about to attack.Then he raised the big man who was lying on the ground: "Extortion needs to be a bit professional. When I ate flies in the opposite street the day before yesterday, didn't you notice that the girl serving food there has the same face as the girl just now?"

The big man was so uncomfortable being picked up by the boss that he stretched out his hand to push him away.But when he was hit just now, his brain was still a little dazed, and he didn't use much strength, but the miracle was that the boss was pushed away by his palm just like that.

The big man turned his head and saw that the boss, who was still in full swing just now, looked like a frail scholar, lying in the arms of a people's policeman.How did that domineering face become so aggrieved and angry in an instant? I feel pity for it?

The policeman carefully supported the boss to sit down, patted him on the shoulder and softly comforted him, turned his head and yelled at the others: "What's the matter? Don't talk about it, come with me to the police station." They didn't even give them any chances and just took them on the road.

Ye Lei stood on the chair, completely lying on Zhou Wei's back and holding the phone to record the whole process.It's so exciting for the owner of the private kitchen to capture the villain with his bare hands!Zhou Wei circled Ye Lei back with both hands, and his left hand was covering Ye Lei's small PP, tsk tsk, this shape, this feel.

The policeman walked towards Zhou Wei and Ye Lei, and saluted very formally: "Hello, comrade, I am Zhong Shuimu, a policeman from our police station. I heard that you took pictures of what happened just now?"

Ye Lei hurriedly pressed the save button and nodded.

"That's right. We would like to trouble you to send us the photos you took as evidence. Do you think you can come down and help us make a record?" Comrade Zhong Shuimu raised his head and talked to Ye Lei, thinking that this man was talking to a mother like this Like them, look at the depressed man who was being held by him.Policeman Li reminded Ye Lei to get off Zhou Wei's back out of the mentality of serving the people, and when he was thinking about making trouble, Ye Lei jumped onto the chair screaming like a girl over flowers who saw a cockroach, and then hugged Zhou Wei tightly. Looking at other people's necks and not letting go, I felt a little cold, and then looked at Zhou Wei sympathetically.

The sympathetic Comrade Xiao Zhong had no idea that Zhou Wei's gloomy face was caused by Chao himself, and he had to let go of his delicate buttocks before it was warmed up.

When police officer Zhong organized his colleagues to come over to take notes, the owner of the private kitchen quickly posted it. He discussed with Ye Lei in a low voice, and asked Ye Lei to provide three free dinners for the two of them and free VIP reservations with 3% discount for life. Promise to only hand over the photos to the police later, and don't post the video, it's best to delete it quickly.

After finishing the transcript, the time before the opening of the movie is more urgent.The two hurried to the movie theater. On the way, Ye Lei bought two big meat buns on the side of the road. In the crowded bus, Ye Lei and Zhou Wei stood face to face together happily eating the meat buns, smoking Hungry overtime workers who had to work hard to get off work kept casting resentful eyes at the two of them with grief and indignation.

When we arrived at the cinema, the movie had already started for 5 minutes. Zhou Wei took his mobile phone to exchange tickets, because the theater held an event, and the Batman headgear was delivered to the online booking.Zhou Wei and Ye Lei put on their hoods and 3D glasses, and quietly walked into the screening room.

When the two found their seats, Ye Lei was quite happy: "Hey, there are only the two of us in this row."

However, less than 5 minutes after sitting still, the scene of Batman stopped abruptly, replaced by a girl's sudden confession of love.Ye Lei was a little uncertain, so he turned to Zhou Wei and asked, "Hey, brother, is this a crossover?"

Zhou Wei patted Ye Lei's hand very calmly: "It's probably an advertisement."

"Oh." Ye Lei sat back knowingly.

The girl on the screen confessed very touchingly, and finally said: "My dear, thank you for your tolerance and love for me for so many years. Today is the 8th anniversary of our love. I have made a bold decision. The place where we first dated, I propose to you!"

Then, the lights of the movie theater came on, and the audience in the back row suddenly cheered and threw flower petals at Ye Lei and Zhou Wei.A girl holding a rose came out from behind the screen, came to the seat in front of Zhou Wei, took off her shoes, stood on the chair, handed the flower in her arms to Ye Lei and asked, "Li Jiecong, will you marry me?"

Ye Lei blinked: "What?"

The girl was dumbfounded when she heard this: "Huh?"

Then I heard a burst of laughter coming from the entrance of the auditorium, and then a male voice shouted: "Bai Erpang, I'm here! No matter how you practice proposing marriages, you can get the wrong person!"

The girl turned her head and saw that her boyfriend and Toer who had tricked him into entering the theater were both standing at the entrance, and then turned to look at the two sitting in front of her: "Hey, no, hey! Who are you?"

"We're here to watch a movie." Ye Lei took off his glasses and Batman's headgear tremblingly.

"Look...why are you sitting here watching a movie!" The girl became anxious and her voice changed.

"Well, the movie theater, this is where we are..." Ye Lei replied weakly.

Zhou Wei took out the ticket stub from his pocket and said, "That's right, seat 5, row 6, auditorium 7."

"Go to your sister's No. 5 screening hall, I've reserved this venue! This is No. 2 screening hall, No. 2! No. 2! No. 2!" The girl was already in a state of dismay.The boyfriend also came up at this time, climbed onto the chair and hugged the girl in his arms softly comforting: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, if I'm not late, it won't be like this."

"You bastard, how long have I been preparing to propose to you, how nervous I was just now, and you two! What's wrong with going wrong? I propose once in my life, you, how can you do this! Li Green onion, you bastard, why are you late! Zhang Heyuan, you bastard, why did you send us random text messages saying that you are at the cinema! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you bastard! You bastard Zhang Heyuan, you bastard!

The boyfriend hugged the girl and continued to comfort her: "It's all my fault, it's all my fault. As soon as I entered the screening room, I was completely shocked by the door and couldn't move. I wondered where the international superstar looks like my second fat What a look. It’s amazing and beautiful!”

"Fuck your sister, it's embarrassing! When so many people propose the wrong marriage, woo woo woo."

"That's right, it's all my fault to fuck my sister, don't cry, don't cry."

"Woooooooooooooooo," the girl cried for a while, remembering something important, and asked, "Then, do you agree to my old lady's marriage proposal?"

"That is absolutely unacceptable!"

"!"

The atmosphere suddenly became tense again.The boyfriend sent the girl away and took the bouquet of roses in her hand: "Should gentlemen come to propose marriage?" After speaking, he knelt down on one knee and held the flowers in front of the girl standing on the chair : "Bai Erpang, will you marry me?"

The second fat girl's tear glands collapsed again, and she nodded frantically while covering her face.The group of relatives and friends in the back row quickly picked up the flower petals thrown out from the ground and threw them again, and then a group of people cheered and left the cinema.

Ye Lei was so frightened by the girl's yelling just now that he tightly held Zhou Wei's hand, and the two of them sat stiffly on their seats.

Ye Lei didn't get distracted by the unexpected incident just now, while Zhou Wei's attention was focused on the hand being held by someone. Under the Batman hood, there was a face that was so red that it was hot.

From being misunderstood as a gangster at the beginning, to helping the police collect criminal evidence, to bumping into someone else's marriage proposal scene by mistake, and then sitting hand in hand with Ye Lei in a movie theater full of petals.Zhou Wei felt that meeting Ye Lei today was quite exciting!

The author has something to say:

That... that, I'm back... I saw Tao Zhiyao's big reminder, and my guilt suddenly soared.I didn't expect that someone would follow and read what I wrote so seriously, and the guilt value would increase dramatically while being moved. Well, I will work hard to update the article.crawl away...