The takeaway boy who delivers Kaifeng dishes

Thinking of going out for dinner with Zhou Wei at night, Ye Lei became inexplicably excited and nervous. He was in a hurry all morning, and his mental outlook took on a completely new look.

In order to finish work early, after lunch, Ye Lei didn't even take out the folding recliner he put in the company for a nap, but continued to work vigorously.

Colleague Xiao Cai felt so amazing that he shook Zhang Zhiyong's chat window.

Xiao Cai: Hey, how is Ye Lei doing today?People who are too lazy to even wipe their noses when they run down, how can they feel like they have been beaten with chicken blood today.

Zhang Zhiyong: I don’t know, I also feel that something is wrong when I look at it from the sidelines.Could it be that I overfed the red dates I gave him last time?

Xiao Cai: Haha, do you use [Brother Great] powder as fertilizer for your dates?

Zhang Zhiyong: It is possible, or else each one is as big as an egg.

Xiao Cai: Tsk tsk, Brother Yong is mighty.But, I think, you see, recently the manager has been dragging Ye Lei to mutter, and now Ye Lei's abnormal state, could it be that the company is going to do something new recently?

Zhang Zhiyong: New moves?What did you find out?

Xiao Cai: That's not true, but recently I noticed that Lin Huo looked at you with a bit of resentment.

Zhang Zhiyong: Resentment... What can I do to make that tigress resentful, please pay attention to the words you use, dear!

Xiao Cai: Dear, really, I heard that the company's personnel will change recently...

Ye Lei didn't know that his actions had become a predictive indicator for people who were obsessed with running companies and politicians. He still maintained high enthusiasm and tried his best to go on a date with Zhou Wei today without delaying his get off work time.When he thinks of this, he is full of energy and motivation.

Zhou Wei frowns eighteen times as he scans various dating guides on the forum facing the computer.

Although he told Ye Lei that he wanted to go shopping with him in the morning, everyone knew that Zhou Wei had nothing to buy. He pulled his eyelids, thought about it, and finally took out his phone reluctantly. Call up.

Lin Xiaoming laughed so hard on the phone that his little tongue flew out after hearing Zhou Wei's intention: "Hahaha, you really want to put your evil little hand into Tomato Face's underpants! Hahahaha"

"Do you dare to say something more obscene?" Zhou Wei pouted his lips and thought, and sure enough, he called him to seek abuse.

"I'm wretched? Isn't it just for this wretched purpose that you're planning on doing this? Why are you pretending to be noble?" Lin Xiaoming deeply disapproved.

"Yes, you found out that I was pretending to be high-spirited, so I won't pretend, you should quickly hand over the name of the place where you and Lao Shen often go to eat and the VIP discount card, it would be even better if you have a coupon! "

"Fuck! Why don't you ask others for it?"

"I can't help it, I only know you as a friend," Zhou Wei replied blankly.

"What does this have to do with me being calcium? Besides, what do you mean you just know me? Isn't Shen Junbai? He's still your mentor. It's best to ask a teacher for this kind of thing!"

"Ask him is no different from asking you."

"We're done dating, do you want to try it out with your little landlord?"

"Before the sex, thank you."

"Before? I was busy undressing before! Hahahahaha"

Zhou Wei took a deep breath and was about to hang up the phone.

"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore." Lin Xiaoming was still picking at his card bag, tsk tsk, let alone, there are quite a lot of VIP cards in various restaurants, "Hey, let me say, the few days you have been with him God, why didn't you observe his attributes carefully? Maybe it just happens to be a crook?"

"You might as well say that the male creatures within a radius of fifty miles of my house are all calcium."

"There must be a thousand children and eight hundred people in a radius of fifty miles, no problem."

"It's so dense, do you think this is the Netherlands, a pilgrimage site for the vast calcium cells?"

"It's easy to do intensively, why don't you go to the calcium bar?"

"And then? When you see someone, just ask, I want to break up with a straight man, can you give me a dating strategy?"

"Hahahaha, I think it will work."

"Okay, sister, I made an appointment with him to have dinner tonight. After we finish eating those calcium bars you mentioned, they may not be open for business yet."

"Hey, it's just right, take him to the calcium bar for a stroll after dinner!"

"what?"

"That's right! I rely on me, I'm such a genius. Let me tell you, you just bring him into a bar, and then try to observe how he reacts. It should be obvious if it's straight or straight! Know yourself and the enemy and you can win a hundred battles! In this way Only then can you determine your next battle plan!"

"Eh, must it be like this?" The idea sounds good, but something seems wrong!

"It's okay. If he overreacts, then you can just say you went wrong."

"Hmm..." Zhou Wei was lost in thought, "We don't have any calcium here. The address is sent from the store, and there are good places to eat nearby. I also sent it."

"Huh? Hahaha, you ask me? Poor people like us all eat in the school cafeteria! Where do you know what calcium bar calcium restaurant is?"

"Yes? Then tell me which bar the bartender I helped you drive away last time works at school. I'll ask the instructor to go clubbing too."

"Grass……"

"And at the end of last semester, the bar resident singer who mistakenly went downstairs to the girls' dormitory to play the guitar and confessed to you is still singing in the bar?"

"Bitch, what do you want?"

"Well, it's just a voucher, a wine voucher or something. I remember last time you said why you won a 200 yuan voucher and you don't need to guarantee the minimum consumption, just give it to me."

"Impossible, I've already used that!"

"Oh, yes, the resident singer was very nice. Many girls upstairs recorded the video, especially at the end when he shouted Lin Xiaoming I love you hoarsely! That part was shot and edited from multiple angles and cameras. The screen, you were on a business trip with your tutor, so I downloaded it and prepared to show it to you when you come back."

"...you are ruthless!"

"So-so, you just came back today, didn't you? Then I'm embarrassed to make you go all the way. I'll get it from you later. Get ready soon."

"Crack!" Lin Xiaoming hung up the phone angrily, while Zhou Wei opened the forum in a good mood.In fact, he also disliked why he came to ask Lin Xiaoming, but now he really needs someone to give him some advice.Although he has been in love before, his EX with a girlish heart is different from Ye Lei.

How can we break an upright young man without a trace?Zhou Wei searched the "Straightforward" series of BL books without giving up.After reading a few articles, I was horrified. The methods introduced in it were either forced X, sex || seduction, or drugging. In short, sexual intercourse is a must.Zhou Wei turned off all the documents in disgust, snorted coldly, too old!It's as untrustworthy as Lin Xiaoming!

Zhou Wei pulled his eyelids, thinking that going to the Calcium Bar is actually quite unreliable, forget it, take the oldest route, go to the movies, didn’t Batman and Spiderman just come out recently, um, look Department?Just ask Tomato Face.

Zhou Wei called Ye Lei.

"Grandma raised two chickens, Yi, what kind of chicken? The big rooster and the big hen, Yi..."

When Ye Lei's fake cell phone with colorful marquees rang, he jumped up from the chair in excitement, his knee hit the drawer and he groaned in pain, but he shut up immediately, and grabbed the phone , retracting the knocked leg, bouncing and bouncing towards the tea room.

What's going on?This Divine Comedy by Teacher Liu Huan is now Zhou Wei's exclusive ringtone.Ye Lei was excited when he heard it!

So why use this song?Well, my little brother and their restaurant just sell this.

Colleague Xiao Cai moved the chair with his buttocks and came to the stunned Zhang Zhiyong and poked him: "Hey, Zhiyong, what kind of blood is he hitting again?"

Zhang Zhiyong: "This is more than chicken blood, this is simply black dog blood!"

During the jump, Ye Lei was afraid that Zhou Wei would wait too long, so he connected the phone: "Brother, wait for me." Then he continued to jump hard to the tea room.

"Oh, it's nothing, let's watch a movie tonight, which one do you like, bat or spider?"

Ye Lei, who jumped into the tea room, held the phone in one hand and leaned on the wall with the other, maintaining the independent posture of a golden rooster: "Huh? Watching a movie? Okay, okay, I don't like bats and spiders. Since Zhou Wei you last time After helping me clean the house, I haven't seen any bats or spiders in my house!"

……

Have bats ever lived in your house?Zhou Wei looked at the sky, "No, I mean, which one do you want to watch more, Batman or Spiderman?"

"Oh, this one, it's fine, let's watch whichever one you want? Hey, brother, don't you want to go shopping tonight?"

"Oh, yes, I just went online and found out that it's cheaper online, so I'll shop online. I'll watch a movie after dinner in the evening."

"Oh, okay, okay."

After hanging up the phone, Ye Lei, who was independent of the golden rooster, immediately threw the phone on the table, then covered his knees with his hands and danced around in circles on one leg, howling.

After Zhou Wei hung up the phone, he checked the reviews of the two films on the Internet, and then he saw a sentence that aroused his interest, so he resolutely went online to book tickets.

The author has something to say:

The waste material is double-carded, and the written things are deleted and revised, deleted and revised, and repeated. This chapter feels like nonsense, but let’s put it up first, and then think about whether to change it...

I'll be busy recently, maybe the update will be slow, please forgive me~~meme~╭(╯3╰)╮

Well, everyone can guess which movie Zhou Wei ordered after seeing a magic word, hehe, in fact, both of these two movies have not been seen yet... find time to watch them.Maybe you won’t get stuck after reading it, haha...haha