Xiangge Yaofen Usage Guide
Chapter 31
After eating a feast of Wubai, Xiangge, which has not opened for business for a long time, finally hung up the lanterns again.
The first guest was an old acquaintance, the remora who could even speak plainly, carrying a basket of shells on his back, and wanted to buy some red rouge from the banquet boss.The boss of the feast gave him some red rouge, which contained a lot of cinnabar and red coral, and mixed some crimson insect blood.
It is said that these red insects are also rare objects. After drying, soak them in water and grind them into noodles. Whether it is broken porcelain, broken bricks or even broken bones, they can be firmly bonded together. Really, not even a single crack can be found.
The red rouge is filled with red insect blood, so that the red rouge can be well colored.
Remora happily touched the red mark on his head, and immediately the red mark became bright red, as if a layer of skin had been torn to reveal bright red flesh and blood.
Remora thought that he was very handsome, at least he was a beauty who dominated the sea, he thanked the boss happily and walked out of the Xiangge.Yu Xiushan really couldn't understand the beauty of having a piece of red rouge on the top of his head, the remora looked a bit like a big rooster in the sea.
Remora don't have a good sense of beauty for themselves, but the shells they bring are pretty good.Yu Xiushan poured out the shells in the basket and looked at them one by one. The white ones were very white, the red ones were very red, and the flowers were beautiful.
It's just that Yu Xiushan was a little worried. He asked Dragon God: "What to do with these shells, where to put them, let the pearls play with them, isn't it too much?"
Dragon God was sitting at the table looking out, he heard footsteps, a new guest was coming soon.Dragon God jumped down from the table, walked to the little uncle, and looked at the shells carefully.
He looked at them one by one, divided the shells into three parts, pointed to one part and said, "This is for Little Pearl to play with."
Pointing to a part to Yu Xiushan: "This is for you to play with."
The little uncle laughed: "How should I play, string them together and hang them around my neck to play, Boss Yan, I am long past the age to play this."
Boss Yan took the opportunity to hold the little uncle's hand: "I'll teach you how to play."
Dragon God took out a shell, which looked ordinary, but the color was brighter.He put his finger on the shell, and water dripped from his finger. When the drop was less than half of the shell, suddenly the water lines in the shell flickered, and a jellyfish emerged from the water.
The jellyfish swam around in the shell, and after a while, another pearl emerged from the water.
The pearl rolled, and a dark blue fish emerged again.
It's amazing.
One life is two, two begets three, just like everything in the sea can be born from a shell.
But when the blue fish came out, nothing came out of the shell.
Yu Xiushan liked it very much, he exclaimed: "It's amazing, are they hidden in shells?"
The dragon god looked at the little uncle's rare and strange appearance: "This is just a precept and sumeru method. The world is hidden in the sand, the world is hidden in the flower, and the world is still hidden in the shell."
Yu Xiushan felt a novelty in his heart, and he no longer felt that he was past the age of playing shells.
Dragon God intends to show my uncle the mustard seed Sumeru in the shell again, because he likes to see the little uncle's strange and ignorant appearance.
Before Dragon God had time to move his hands, he heard a knock on the door of Xiangge.A new guest is coming, Dragon God told Wu Bai: "Hurry up and collect the shells on the table."
Wu Bai rolled up his sleeves, carried the back basket, and with a wave of his arm, the shells that Dragon God had just divided were mixed together in an instant, and crashed into the back basket together.Wu Bai stuffed the back basket under the table, took out a rag from his waist, wiped the table clean, and asked Dragon God: "What do you think?"
Dragon God glanced at the pannier under the table: "I don't think so!"
Wu Bai stared wide-eyed: "Hey!"
Could it be that you didn't wipe it clean?Wu Bai picked up the rag and wiped the top and bottom of the table again: "How about you take a look?"
The Dragon God replied as usual: "It's not very good."
Wu Bai was about to pick up the rag to wipe the table again, and Dragon God finally added: "I have to divide the shells again, it's really not good."
The rag in Wu Bai's hand was stuffed back again: "I'll give you a share, and I'll open the door now?"
The rag in Wu Bai's hand actually wanted to throw it on Dragon God's forehead, but Wu Bai endured it.
He opened the door and smiled slightly at the guests outside: "Welcome to Xiangge, what do you need, this guest looks familiar, have we met?"
Dragon God sat on a chair with his long legs up on the table, looking at the guests outside the door.
Yu Xiushan stood beside the Dragon God, and also looked at the visitor.
Dragon God said: "This guest does look familiar, I think we have indeed met."
The visitor's appearance is extremely gorgeous and dazzling, like the most dazzling sunlight in summer, which hurts the eyes, and like the sun shining on the ice in winter, the refracted light makes the eyes hurt.
The visitor was not polite to the Dragon God, he took a bag of cakes and sat opposite the Dragon God: "Wangdezhai's cake, sweet-scented osmanthus white sugar cake, I don't know if I like it or not, if I like it, why not make a cup of tea and eat sweet-scented osmanthus Let's talk about the old days together, Bai Tang Cake, I haven't seen you for thousands of years, so I'm not very familiar with you."
The paper bag wrapped with sweet-scented osmanthus white sugar cake was opened, and the aroma came out. The sweet-scented osmanthus rain in the golden autumn season was rustling, gorgeous and sweet, and I wanted to chew the golden autumn into my stomach.
The white sugar cake is white and black, with golden osmanthus hidden in it, which is very beautiful.
Even the dragon god who didn't like it very much picked it up, picked up a piece and handed it to the little uncle first.
The little uncle likes sweets very much, and he has long been aroused by the scent of sweet-scented osmanthus sugar cakes. He took the white sugar cakes handed over by the dragon god, but everyone started to eat them first before there was a hole, which was really rude, so the little uncle Holding the white sugar cake, he decided to wait.
From black and white to serving tea, the tea is old tea from Tao Niang’s kitchen. It is not fragrant enough, but the color is beautiful. The dark red tea goes well with white sugar cake.
Dragon God took a sip of tea, and the little uncle took a sip of white sugar cake.
The little uncle's eyes widened instantly: "Yeah."
He clutched his cheeks and swallowed the sweet-scented osmanthus white sugar cake before he chewed it. The main reason was that it was so delicious that he didn't move his tongue, and the white sugar cake went in!
The little uncle ate with relish, and the dragon god moved the bag of sweet-scented osmanthus sugar cake towards the little uncle without a trace.
The Dragon God and the guest held a cup of old tea to reminisce about the old days.
Dragon God said: "I remember, the boss of Wangdezhai, we met once in Wangdezhai."
The shopkeeper of Wangdezhai said: "I'm afraid it will take longer for us to meet each other. Don't you remember that my surname is Zhu? My surname is Zhu and my name is Zhu Xie."
Dragon God shook his head: "I really don't remember."
Zhu Xie said: "I was still young at that time, and I was only seven or eight years old when I turned into a human form. Back then, the dragon god led all the demons to fight against humans. I used to be a member of the account. Don't the dragon god remember?" ?”
The Dragon God shook his head decisively: "I don't remember, the Dragon God is already dead."
Zhu Xie nodded: "I've heard of this before. Baijialuo and the Dragon God turned against each other. The Dragon God was stabbed to death by Baijialuo, and Tao Niang disappeared. The death of the Dragon God was ugly. He died by his friend's knife, probably I did something to offend my friend."
Dragon God said: "Are you here to reminisce about the old days?"
Zhu Xie shook his head: "Of course not."
Dragon God replied: "I don't think we have anything old to recount."
Zhu Xie agreed: "I don't think I'm interested in what Dragon God did to offend Baijialuo."
Dragon God frowned: "Why did Dragon God do something to offend Baijialuo?"
Zhu Xie took a sip of tea: "Since the death of the Dragon God, Baijialuo has not been seen for many years. It is rumored in the demon world that Baijialuo loves the Dragon God deeply, and the dragon god's flair has ruined Baijialuo's sincerity. Baijialuo turned from love to hate, so he killed the dragon god, saying that the dragon god was sorry for Baijialuo."
The dragon god seemed to have heard some big joke, and couldn't help laughing. He slapped the table straight with a smile: "I and Baijialuo, I and Baijialuo, I laughed so hard, how could there be a relationship between me and Baijialuo Love relationship, Baijialuo loves me deeply, that is even more impossible, Baijialuo is probably as simple as a monk in the world, and as lustful as an emperor, but it has nothing to do with love."
After the Dragon God finished laughing, he realized that he had slipped his tongue, but he had no time to make up for it, so he could only admit: "Well, I am that dragon."
The dragon god asked him: "How can you tell that I am that dragon?"
The monster, the bigger the monster, the harder it is to see what kind of monster the other party is transformed into. Just like Zhu Xie in front of him, the Dragon God is sure that this must be a big monster. He can smell Wang Dezhai from Zhu Xie. The taste of sweet pastry, but can not smell any evil spirit.
Zhu Xie smiled and said, "I have fiery eyes Jingjing."
Yu Xiushan just finished eating half a bag of sweet-scented osmanthus white sugar cake while listening to them talking, but he could still eat it. It's scary that he ate too much at night, and he still felt uncomfortable in the end.Such a delicious white sugar cake, even if you give him two packs, he can eat it clean.
After eating the white sugar cake, Dragon God quietly poured a cup of tea for the little uncle. Although Wangdezhai's white sugar cake was not greasy, but he was thirsty after eating too much, so the little uncle picked up the tea and drank it all in one gulp.
Yu Xiushan remembered his responsibilities: "I don't know this guest, what do you need, what do you want from Xiangge?"
Zhu Xie thought for a while: "I don't know what I want to take away from the Xiangge, I just heard that Tao Niang's Xiangge is very strange, I just came to try my luck."
,
☆, hosta powder
Xiangge Yaofen Usage Guide
The first guest was an old acquaintance, the remora who could even speak plainly, carrying a basket of shells on his back, and wanted to buy some red rouge from the banquet boss.The boss of the feast gave him some red rouge, which contained a lot of cinnabar and red coral, and mixed some crimson insect blood.
It is said that these red insects are also rare objects. After drying, soak them in water and grind them into noodles. Whether it is broken porcelain, broken bricks or even broken bones, they can be firmly bonded together. Really, not even a single crack can be found.
The red rouge is filled with red insect blood, so that the red rouge can be well colored.
Remora happily touched the red mark on his head, and immediately the red mark became bright red, as if a layer of skin had been torn to reveal bright red flesh and blood.
Remora thought that he was very handsome, at least he was a beauty who dominated the sea, he thanked the boss happily and walked out of the Xiangge.Yu Xiushan really couldn't understand the beauty of having a piece of red rouge on the top of his head, the remora looked a bit like a big rooster in the sea.
Remora don't have a good sense of beauty for themselves, but the shells they bring are pretty good.Yu Xiushan poured out the shells in the basket and looked at them one by one. The white ones were very white, the red ones were very red, and the flowers were beautiful.
It's just that Yu Xiushan was a little worried. He asked Dragon God: "What to do with these shells, where to put them, let the pearls play with them, isn't it too much?"
Dragon God was sitting at the table looking out, he heard footsteps, a new guest was coming soon.Dragon God jumped down from the table, walked to the little uncle, and looked at the shells carefully.
He looked at them one by one, divided the shells into three parts, pointed to one part and said, "This is for Little Pearl to play with."
Pointing to a part to Yu Xiushan: "This is for you to play with."
The little uncle laughed: "How should I play, string them together and hang them around my neck to play, Boss Yan, I am long past the age to play this."
Boss Yan took the opportunity to hold the little uncle's hand: "I'll teach you how to play."
Dragon God took out a shell, which looked ordinary, but the color was brighter.He put his finger on the shell, and water dripped from his finger. When the drop was less than half of the shell, suddenly the water lines in the shell flickered, and a jellyfish emerged from the water.
The jellyfish swam around in the shell, and after a while, another pearl emerged from the water.
The pearl rolled, and a dark blue fish emerged again.
It's amazing.
One life is two, two begets three, just like everything in the sea can be born from a shell.
But when the blue fish came out, nothing came out of the shell.
Yu Xiushan liked it very much, he exclaimed: "It's amazing, are they hidden in shells?"
The dragon god looked at the little uncle's rare and strange appearance: "This is just a precept and sumeru method. The world is hidden in the sand, the world is hidden in the flower, and the world is still hidden in the shell."
Yu Xiushan felt a novelty in his heart, and he no longer felt that he was past the age of playing shells.
Dragon God intends to show my uncle the mustard seed Sumeru in the shell again, because he likes to see the little uncle's strange and ignorant appearance.
Before Dragon God had time to move his hands, he heard a knock on the door of Xiangge.A new guest is coming, Dragon God told Wu Bai: "Hurry up and collect the shells on the table."
Wu Bai rolled up his sleeves, carried the back basket, and with a wave of his arm, the shells that Dragon God had just divided were mixed together in an instant, and crashed into the back basket together.Wu Bai stuffed the back basket under the table, took out a rag from his waist, wiped the table clean, and asked Dragon God: "What do you think?"
Dragon God glanced at the pannier under the table: "I don't think so!"
Wu Bai stared wide-eyed: "Hey!"
Could it be that you didn't wipe it clean?Wu Bai picked up the rag and wiped the top and bottom of the table again: "How about you take a look?"
The Dragon God replied as usual: "It's not very good."
Wu Bai was about to pick up the rag to wipe the table again, and Dragon God finally added: "I have to divide the shells again, it's really not good."
The rag in Wu Bai's hand was stuffed back again: "I'll give you a share, and I'll open the door now?"
The rag in Wu Bai's hand actually wanted to throw it on Dragon God's forehead, but Wu Bai endured it.
He opened the door and smiled slightly at the guests outside: "Welcome to Xiangge, what do you need, this guest looks familiar, have we met?"
Dragon God sat on a chair with his long legs up on the table, looking at the guests outside the door.
Yu Xiushan stood beside the Dragon God, and also looked at the visitor.
Dragon God said: "This guest does look familiar, I think we have indeed met."
The visitor's appearance is extremely gorgeous and dazzling, like the most dazzling sunlight in summer, which hurts the eyes, and like the sun shining on the ice in winter, the refracted light makes the eyes hurt.
The visitor was not polite to the Dragon God, he took a bag of cakes and sat opposite the Dragon God: "Wangdezhai's cake, sweet-scented osmanthus white sugar cake, I don't know if I like it or not, if I like it, why not make a cup of tea and eat sweet-scented osmanthus Let's talk about the old days together, Bai Tang Cake, I haven't seen you for thousands of years, so I'm not very familiar with you."
The paper bag wrapped with sweet-scented osmanthus white sugar cake was opened, and the aroma came out. The sweet-scented osmanthus rain in the golden autumn season was rustling, gorgeous and sweet, and I wanted to chew the golden autumn into my stomach.
The white sugar cake is white and black, with golden osmanthus hidden in it, which is very beautiful.
Even the dragon god who didn't like it very much picked it up, picked up a piece and handed it to the little uncle first.
The little uncle likes sweets very much, and he has long been aroused by the scent of sweet-scented osmanthus sugar cakes. He took the white sugar cakes handed over by the dragon god, but everyone started to eat them first before there was a hole, which was really rude, so the little uncle Holding the white sugar cake, he decided to wait.
From black and white to serving tea, the tea is old tea from Tao Niang’s kitchen. It is not fragrant enough, but the color is beautiful. The dark red tea goes well with white sugar cake.
Dragon God took a sip of tea, and the little uncle took a sip of white sugar cake.
The little uncle's eyes widened instantly: "Yeah."
He clutched his cheeks and swallowed the sweet-scented osmanthus white sugar cake before he chewed it. The main reason was that it was so delicious that he didn't move his tongue, and the white sugar cake went in!
The little uncle ate with relish, and the dragon god moved the bag of sweet-scented osmanthus sugar cake towards the little uncle without a trace.
The Dragon God and the guest held a cup of old tea to reminisce about the old days.
Dragon God said: "I remember, the boss of Wangdezhai, we met once in Wangdezhai."
The shopkeeper of Wangdezhai said: "I'm afraid it will take longer for us to meet each other. Don't you remember that my surname is Zhu? My surname is Zhu and my name is Zhu Xie."
Dragon God shook his head: "I really don't remember."
Zhu Xie said: "I was still young at that time, and I was only seven or eight years old when I turned into a human form. Back then, the dragon god led all the demons to fight against humans. I used to be a member of the account. Don't the dragon god remember?" ?”
The Dragon God shook his head decisively: "I don't remember, the Dragon God is already dead."
Zhu Xie nodded: "I've heard of this before. Baijialuo and the Dragon God turned against each other. The Dragon God was stabbed to death by Baijialuo, and Tao Niang disappeared. The death of the Dragon God was ugly. He died by his friend's knife, probably I did something to offend my friend."
Dragon God said: "Are you here to reminisce about the old days?"
Zhu Xie shook his head: "Of course not."
Dragon God replied: "I don't think we have anything old to recount."
Zhu Xie agreed: "I don't think I'm interested in what Dragon God did to offend Baijialuo."
Dragon God frowned: "Why did Dragon God do something to offend Baijialuo?"
Zhu Xie took a sip of tea: "Since the death of the Dragon God, Baijialuo has not been seen for many years. It is rumored in the demon world that Baijialuo loves the Dragon God deeply, and the dragon god's flair has ruined Baijialuo's sincerity. Baijialuo turned from love to hate, so he killed the dragon god, saying that the dragon god was sorry for Baijialuo."
The dragon god seemed to have heard some big joke, and couldn't help laughing. He slapped the table straight with a smile: "I and Baijialuo, I and Baijialuo, I laughed so hard, how could there be a relationship between me and Baijialuo Love relationship, Baijialuo loves me deeply, that is even more impossible, Baijialuo is probably as simple as a monk in the world, and as lustful as an emperor, but it has nothing to do with love."
After the Dragon God finished laughing, he realized that he had slipped his tongue, but he had no time to make up for it, so he could only admit: "Well, I am that dragon."
The dragon god asked him: "How can you tell that I am that dragon?"
The monster, the bigger the monster, the harder it is to see what kind of monster the other party is transformed into. Just like Zhu Xie in front of him, the Dragon God is sure that this must be a big monster. He can smell Wang Dezhai from Zhu Xie. The taste of sweet pastry, but can not smell any evil spirit.
Zhu Xie smiled and said, "I have fiery eyes Jingjing."
Yu Xiushan just finished eating half a bag of sweet-scented osmanthus white sugar cake while listening to them talking, but he could still eat it. It's scary that he ate too much at night, and he still felt uncomfortable in the end.Such a delicious white sugar cake, even if you give him two packs, he can eat it clean.
After eating the white sugar cake, Dragon God quietly poured a cup of tea for the little uncle. Although Wangdezhai's white sugar cake was not greasy, but he was thirsty after eating too much, so the little uncle picked up the tea and drank it all in one gulp.
Yu Xiushan remembered his responsibilities: "I don't know this guest, what do you need, what do you want from Xiangge?"
Zhu Xie thought for a while: "I don't know what I want to take away from the Xiangge, I just heard that Tao Niang's Xiangge is very strange, I just came to try my luck."
,
☆, hosta powder
Xiangge Yaofen Usage Guide
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