Xiangge Yaofen Usage Guide
Chapter 11
Huang Pizi let out more than a dozen stinky farts, and Yan Fan sneezed more than a dozen times, but the stench lingered and lingered for a long time.After more than a dozen sneezes, Yan Ming pinched his nose, he was afraid that there would be a flood in the world after more than a dozen sneezes.
Resisting a sneeze, Yan Fan's nose was sore, he heard a thunderous rumble, big raindrops fell, a dozen or so sneezed, and he didn't know how long the rain would last.
Yan Ming greeted Wu Bai who was hiding in the tree, and Wu Bai jumped down from the tree.
The handsome young man who had just turned into a ruler had already shrunk to the ground trembling with a yellow leather child, and Yan Wen pointed to the yellow leather child: "I leave it to you. It is said in the world that a spring night is worth a thousand gold. This young man is like that." Beauty and darkness are created by nature, when doing business, walk a little farther away."
It was raining heavily, and the leaves of the smashed walnut trees were thumping.His little uncle's clothes hadn't dried yet and were wet from the rain, so Yan Fan picked up some wet clothes and went into the house.
Wu Bai looked at the shivering yellow-skinned animal, and then at Yan Wen who walked into the house, Wu Bai covered his head weakly, Tao Niang was afraid that it would be called Chun, so she had castrated it long ago.
After Huang Pizi was frightened, it took him a while to come back to his senses, braved the heavy rain and slithered out of the dog hole in the white wall.
When Yan Fan entered the room, she first went to see Little Pearl, who was about to fall asleep, and Yu Xiushan was patting Little Pearl's back, humming a vague tune.
When Little Pearl fell asleep, Yu Xiushan took out the land deed and the house deed to see, it was indeed a half shop, the village name was the same, but one was facing north and the other was south.
At the beginning, he just told the groom about Banbidian, so he went to this Banbidian.
Yan Fan asked him, "What are you looking at?"
Yu Xiushan looked back at him: "Look where my home is, it turned out that I went to the wrong place."
Yan Fan laughed: "I never thought that you went to the wrong place, little uncle. You wanted to go to Banbidian, but I wanted to come to Banbidian. From the beginning, we said that we were colleagues, or that you invited me, little uncle." here."
Yu Xiushan watched him pinch his nose: "Why are you pinching your nose?"
Yan Fan replied to him: "The nose is too sensitive, so you can't smell the stench, otherwise you will sneeze. When it is serious, the rain and fire will alternate, and everything will be destroyed."
Yu Xiushan remembered the story of the Dragon God, he pointed to Yan Fan and said: "Dragon, Dragon, Dragon God!"
Yan Fan looked up at him: "Well, do you admire me, do you admire me, do you respect me, do you want to promise me with your body?"
Yu Xiushan shook his head: "No, you are too different from the gods I imagined."
Yan Fan laughed when he heard this answer: "I am a demon, maybe the gods you believe in are all demons, and demons are like that." Yan Fan threw his wet clothes on the ground: "The demons used to be like this."
He hasn't walked in this world for many years, so long that he doesn't know what kind of monsters are like now. The monsters in the past have the innocence of humans and the eccentricity of monsters. They like fresh flesh and blood, and also like desserts on the table. Forever and ever, they also like to haunt high mountains and strange mountains. They are subject to human contracts, and they are free and unrestrained.
His nose was sore because he couldn't sneeze, and it was so sore to the end that there were tears in his eyes.Yan Fan yawned: "Go to sleep, little uncle, tomorrow night, at midnight, the door will be open for business."
The thunder was rumbling, and the heavy rain was getting worse. Yu Xiushan lay on the bed and couldn't sleep. He whispered, "I'm actually a little flustered, because I don't know what I'm doing right, but I'm not that flustered, because I Know what I'm doing, hey, do you know what I'm talking about, I have to raise pearls, big and small, do you think I'm doing it right?"
His little uncle started talking non-stop again, Yan Fan covered his face with a thin quilt and sighed.
Yu Xiushan wanted to continue talking, but when he saw Yan Fan like this, he muttered to himself again: "I just did that, are you a good demon?"
There was no reply, only thunder and heavy rain answered him.
The heavy rain washed away the soil on the ground, and washed away the red and white powder that Wanzhen threw on the ground. The heavy rain washed away all the dirt that fell on the ground, and it flowed into the river in Banbidian.
The heavy rain has not stopped for four consecutive days. Wu Bai wiped everything in the Xiangge clean without leaving even a speck of dust. With an abacus hanging from his waist, he lay on the table like a cat , or not make a cat-like purring sound.
Yu Xiushan is not surprised at all, from the first day when he stepped into this Xiangge, he watched Wu Bai transform from a little black cat into a human, took out a rag from his arms, and cleaned the dust in the Xiangge very quickly , he is not surprised at anything!
Yu Xiushan was sitting on a chair holding a book, dozing off while reading.It opened in the middle of the night, and it has been open for three days. This is the fourth day. Not to mention people, I haven't even seen a bug.
Boss Yan was lying on the small bed with his eyes closed, already asleep.
It's time to close the door again, Yu Xiushan looked at the heavy rain outside, the rain was fierce, Xiangge opened at midnight, and the opening time was only an hour.
After an hour, whether there are guests or not, the banquet boss will go back to sleep.
He was very sleepy, so he talked to Wu Bai: "Did you say there are guests?"
Wu Bai opened one eye, then closed it again, ignoring Yu Xiushan.
It was Yan Fan who answered him: "Yes, the guests are in the rain that you can't see." There are many monsters dormant in the rain that Yu Xiushan can't see. They watched quietly in the rain, when the Xiangge was first opened.The butterfly that flew out has already told Tao Niang's regular customers that Tao Niang's makeup shop is about to reopen.
Tao Niang's makeup shop has changed owners, so naturally she has to wait to see the owner's craftsmanship.
Yu Xiushan put down his book and walked to the door: "When will the heavy rain stop? I heard that even the road is blocked."
The rain was too heavy, and the road into the town was washed away and collapsed into a big pit. It was impossible to go out with an umbrella. I was afraid that the umbrella in my hand would be overturned after a while. It had been raining for five or six days, and Zheng Xiner was very anxious. But the rain is not small at all.
Wan Zhen smiled, but watched her sister and brother-in-law anxiously waiting for the rain to stop every day.
Zheng Xin'er was anxious, sitting on the side of the bed and touching her husband's forehead, presumably it was because of acclimatization, a few days ago she had diarrhea and coughing, but tonight she suddenly had a high fever.
Ever since her husband fell ill, she hadn't dared to take the medicine prescribed by the doctor in the village, but the illness was getting worse and worse. She heard the heavy rain outside, and she didn't know when the heavy rain would stop.
Zheng Xin'er hesitated, and finally opened the door. She asked softly, "Uncle, I'm going to the village to get some medicine. Could you please tell me where the doctor lives?"
Although Zheng Xin'er called him uncle, she was her biological daughter, and she was sent to be raised by others since she was a child. Father Wan felt guilty and insisted on going by herself.
But Zheng Xin'er was worried, she wanted to go get her husband medicine by herself, and she was also worried about Father Wan. Father Wan was old and the road was slippery in such heavy rain, so he was always worried.
Zheng Xin'er hurriedly insisted on going by herself, but Wan's father and mother were worried, so they asked Wan Zhen to follow.
Banbidian is a small village with only one doctor living on the other side of the bridge.
Wan Zhen held up an umbrella and followed behind Zheng Xin'er. The rain was so heavy that the umbrella was useless, and the two of them were drenched to the bone.
The road is very slippery and the water is deep. When you walk into a muddy place, you can hardly pull your feet out if you step on it.The umbrella in Wan Zhen's hand is a decoration.
When I arrived at the doctor's house opposite, because of the heavy rain for days, the doctor's house didn't have all the herbs, so I had to make a few antipyretics without even asking for money.
Zheng Xin'er thanked the doctor with a few packs of medicine, worried, and regretted that she should have brought her husband back to Banbidian to visit her biological parents. If she didn't come, she wouldn't have encountered such heavy rain.
The rain was too heavy, even if I put the medicine bag on my chest, the medicine bag was drenched.Zheng Xin'er was worried, tears streaming down her face, and she couldn't help complaining: "I should listen to my mother, I shouldn't come back, the rain is so heavy, there is no way to go back, my husband is sick, and there is no medicine, mother told us not to touch the village. The diet in the diet, but these few days have passed, just in case, just in case."
Zheng Xin'er turned her head back in horror, looking at Wan Zhen's face, her rust-like complexion was covered with gray and white spots, it was ugly, like a monster.Zheng Xin'er couldn't imagine what would happen if she became like this.
Wan Zhen was holding an umbrella, and on the way home she heard Zheng Xin'er babbling all the way, and when Zheng Xin'er said this, Wan Zhen already understood what she meant by "what if".
Wan Zhen didn't reply. Holding her umbrella, she stood upright and smiled.What else, what if, you are supposed to be like me, or why can't I be like you?
Zheng Xin'er stopped talking, and walked up the bridge with the medicine bag in her arms. When she got to the middle of the bridge, she heard Wan Zhen call her, "Sister."
Zheng Xin'er turned her head.
Wan Zhen threw the umbrella on the ground, walked over, straightened Zheng Xin'er's skirt, took the medicine bag in her arms, and said in a caring tone, "Sister, the road on the bridge is slippery, be careful not to fall into the river."
After Wan Zhen finished speaking, she slammed towards Zheng Xin'er, just as she said that the bridge was slippery on the road, Zheng Xin'er backed up a few steps and fell into the river with a splash.
Zheng Xin'er struggled in the river for a long time and called a few times, but because of the heavy rain, there was no one else around. Zheng Xin'er swallowed a few sips of water, and her body sank involuntarily. The more she wanted to struggle to float up, the more her body Keep sinking.
Her hands and feet could not be controlled by herself, and she sank toward the water.Zheng Xiner felt that she was going to die. She opened her eyes and saw a black rust-colored hand with gray spots holding her shoulder, and then the other hand grabbed her neck. Look her in the eye.
It was probably about to die, so Zheng Xin'er couldn't feel any fear when she saw such a terrifying monster, she just felt that she was going to die.
Then, a strange voice sounded, obviously it was an incomprehensible voice, but Zheng Xiner, who was on the verge of death, flashed in his mind: Do you have any unfulfilled wishes?
The scary monster was asking her what other wishes she had. Zheng Xiner stared and opened her mouth to answer yes, whether she had any wishes fulfilled, but the river blocked her mouth.
One of the monster's hands was placed on Zheng Xin'er's heart, but Zheng Xin'er couldn't speak, she felt that she was going to die, her arm went limp, and she gradually lost consciousness.
Her unfulfilled wish can no longer be spoken.
Wan Zhen was standing on the bridge with her medicine bag in her arms, watching Zheng Xiner struggle in the river, she felt happy. She laughed out loud on the bridge, her sharp laughter mixed with the sound of the rain.Wan Zhen smiled and shed tears, the laughter stopped abruptly, and the next moment she saw Zheng Xin'er sinking into the river, she laughed again.
When the river finally calmed down, Wan Zhen didn't know how long she had looked at the calm river before she felt afraid. She had killed someone just now.
☆、Yu Rongsan
Xiangge Yaofen Usage Guide
Resisting a sneeze, Yan Fan's nose was sore, he heard a thunderous rumble, big raindrops fell, a dozen or so sneezed, and he didn't know how long the rain would last.
Yan Ming greeted Wu Bai who was hiding in the tree, and Wu Bai jumped down from the tree.
The handsome young man who had just turned into a ruler had already shrunk to the ground trembling with a yellow leather child, and Yan Wen pointed to the yellow leather child: "I leave it to you. It is said in the world that a spring night is worth a thousand gold. This young man is like that." Beauty and darkness are created by nature, when doing business, walk a little farther away."
It was raining heavily, and the leaves of the smashed walnut trees were thumping.His little uncle's clothes hadn't dried yet and were wet from the rain, so Yan Fan picked up some wet clothes and went into the house.
Wu Bai looked at the shivering yellow-skinned animal, and then at Yan Wen who walked into the house, Wu Bai covered his head weakly, Tao Niang was afraid that it would be called Chun, so she had castrated it long ago.
After Huang Pizi was frightened, it took him a while to come back to his senses, braved the heavy rain and slithered out of the dog hole in the white wall.
When Yan Fan entered the room, she first went to see Little Pearl, who was about to fall asleep, and Yu Xiushan was patting Little Pearl's back, humming a vague tune.
When Little Pearl fell asleep, Yu Xiushan took out the land deed and the house deed to see, it was indeed a half shop, the village name was the same, but one was facing north and the other was south.
At the beginning, he just told the groom about Banbidian, so he went to this Banbidian.
Yan Fan asked him, "What are you looking at?"
Yu Xiushan looked back at him: "Look where my home is, it turned out that I went to the wrong place."
Yan Fan laughed: "I never thought that you went to the wrong place, little uncle. You wanted to go to Banbidian, but I wanted to come to Banbidian. From the beginning, we said that we were colleagues, or that you invited me, little uncle." here."
Yu Xiushan watched him pinch his nose: "Why are you pinching your nose?"
Yan Fan replied to him: "The nose is too sensitive, so you can't smell the stench, otherwise you will sneeze. When it is serious, the rain and fire will alternate, and everything will be destroyed."
Yu Xiushan remembered the story of the Dragon God, he pointed to Yan Fan and said: "Dragon, Dragon, Dragon God!"
Yan Fan looked up at him: "Well, do you admire me, do you admire me, do you respect me, do you want to promise me with your body?"
Yu Xiushan shook his head: "No, you are too different from the gods I imagined."
Yan Fan laughed when he heard this answer: "I am a demon, maybe the gods you believe in are all demons, and demons are like that." Yan Fan threw his wet clothes on the ground: "The demons used to be like this."
He hasn't walked in this world for many years, so long that he doesn't know what kind of monsters are like now. The monsters in the past have the innocence of humans and the eccentricity of monsters. They like fresh flesh and blood, and also like desserts on the table. Forever and ever, they also like to haunt high mountains and strange mountains. They are subject to human contracts, and they are free and unrestrained.
His nose was sore because he couldn't sneeze, and it was so sore to the end that there were tears in his eyes.Yan Fan yawned: "Go to sleep, little uncle, tomorrow night, at midnight, the door will be open for business."
The thunder was rumbling, and the heavy rain was getting worse. Yu Xiushan lay on the bed and couldn't sleep. He whispered, "I'm actually a little flustered, because I don't know what I'm doing right, but I'm not that flustered, because I Know what I'm doing, hey, do you know what I'm talking about, I have to raise pearls, big and small, do you think I'm doing it right?"
His little uncle started talking non-stop again, Yan Fan covered his face with a thin quilt and sighed.
Yu Xiushan wanted to continue talking, but when he saw Yan Fan like this, he muttered to himself again: "I just did that, are you a good demon?"
There was no reply, only thunder and heavy rain answered him.
The heavy rain washed away the soil on the ground, and washed away the red and white powder that Wanzhen threw on the ground. The heavy rain washed away all the dirt that fell on the ground, and it flowed into the river in Banbidian.
The heavy rain has not stopped for four consecutive days. Wu Bai wiped everything in the Xiangge clean without leaving even a speck of dust. With an abacus hanging from his waist, he lay on the table like a cat , or not make a cat-like purring sound.
Yu Xiushan is not surprised at all, from the first day when he stepped into this Xiangge, he watched Wu Bai transform from a little black cat into a human, took out a rag from his arms, and cleaned the dust in the Xiangge very quickly , he is not surprised at anything!
Yu Xiushan was sitting on a chair holding a book, dozing off while reading.It opened in the middle of the night, and it has been open for three days. This is the fourth day. Not to mention people, I haven't even seen a bug.
Boss Yan was lying on the small bed with his eyes closed, already asleep.
It's time to close the door again, Yu Xiushan looked at the heavy rain outside, the rain was fierce, Xiangge opened at midnight, and the opening time was only an hour.
After an hour, whether there are guests or not, the banquet boss will go back to sleep.
He was very sleepy, so he talked to Wu Bai: "Did you say there are guests?"
Wu Bai opened one eye, then closed it again, ignoring Yu Xiushan.
It was Yan Fan who answered him: "Yes, the guests are in the rain that you can't see." There are many monsters dormant in the rain that Yu Xiushan can't see. They watched quietly in the rain, when the Xiangge was first opened.The butterfly that flew out has already told Tao Niang's regular customers that Tao Niang's makeup shop is about to reopen.
Tao Niang's makeup shop has changed owners, so naturally she has to wait to see the owner's craftsmanship.
Yu Xiushan put down his book and walked to the door: "When will the heavy rain stop? I heard that even the road is blocked."
The rain was too heavy, and the road into the town was washed away and collapsed into a big pit. It was impossible to go out with an umbrella. I was afraid that the umbrella in my hand would be overturned after a while. It had been raining for five or six days, and Zheng Xiner was very anxious. But the rain is not small at all.
Wan Zhen smiled, but watched her sister and brother-in-law anxiously waiting for the rain to stop every day.
Zheng Xin'er was anxious, sitting on the side of the bed and touching her husband's forehead, presumably it was because of acclimatization, a few days ago she had diarrhea and coughing, but tonight she suddenly had a high fever.
Ever since her husband fell ill, she hadn't dared to take the medicine prescribed by the doctor in the village, but the illness was getting worse and worse. She heard the heavy rain outside, and she didn't know when the heavy rain would stop.
Zheng Xin'er hesitated, and finally opened the door. She asked softly, "Uncle, I'm going to the village to get some medicine. Could you please tell me where the doctor lives?"
Although Zheng Xin'er called him uncle, she was her biological daughter, and she was sent to be raised by others since she was a child. Father Wan felt guilty and insisted on going by herself.
But Zheng Xin'er was worried, she wanted to go get her husband medicine by herself, and she was also worried about Father Wan. Father Wan was old and the road was slippery in such heavy rain, so he was always worried.
Zheng Xin'er hurriedly insisted on going by herself, but Wan's father and mother were worried, so they asked Wan Zhen to follow.
Banbidian is a small village with only one doctor living on the other side of the bridge.
Wan Zhen held up an umbrella and followed behind Zheng Xin'er. The rain was so heavy that the umbrella was useless, and the two of them were drenched to the bone.
The road is very slippery and the water is deep. When you walk into a muddy place, you can hardly pull your feet out if you step on it.The umbrella in Wan Zhen's hand is a decoration.
When I arrived at the doctor's house opposite, because of the heavy rain for days, the doctor's house didn't have all the herbs, so I had to make a few antipyretics without even asking for money.
Zheng Xin'er thanked the doctor with a few packs of medicine, worried, and regretted that she should have brought her husband back to Banbidian to visit her biological parents. If she didn't come, she wouldn't have encountered such heavy rain.
The rain was too heavy, even if I put the medicine bag on my chest, the medicine bag was drenched.Zheng Xin'er was worried, tears streaming down her face, and she couldn't help complaining: "I should listen to my mother, I shouldn't come back, the rain is so heavy, there is no way to go back, my husband is sick, and there is no medicine, mother told us not to touch the village. The diet in the diet, but these few days have passed, just in case, just in case."
Zheng Xin'er turned her head back in horror, looking at Wan Zhen's face, her rust-like complexion was covered with gray and white spots, it was ugly, like a monster.Zheng Xin'er couldn't imagine what would happen if she became like this.
Wan Zhen was holding an umbrella, and on the way home she heard Zheng Xin'er babbling all the way, and when Zheng Xin'er said this, Wan Zhen already understood what she meant by "what if".
Wan Zhen didn't reply. Holding her umbrella, she stood upright and smiled.What else, what if, you are supposed to be like me, or why can't I be like you?
Zheng Xin'er stopped talking, and walked up the bridge with the medicine bag in her arms. When she got to the middle of the bridge, she heard Wan Zhen call her, "Sister."
Zheng Xin'er turned her head.
Wan Zhen threw the umbrella on the ground, walked over, straightened Zheng Xin'er's skirt, took the medicine bag in her arms, and said in a caring tone, "Sister, the road on the bridge is slippery, be careful not to fall into the river."
After Wan Zhen finished speaking, she slammed towards Zheng Xin'er, just as she said that the bridge was slippery on the road, Zheng Xin'er backed up a few steps and fell into the river with a splash.
Zheng Xin'er struggled in the river for a long time and called a few times, but because of the heavy rain, there was no one else around. Zheng Xin'er swallowed a few sips of water, and her body sank involuntarily. The more she wanted to struggle to float up, the more her body Keep sinking.
Her hands and feet could not be controlled by herself, and she sank toward the water.Zheng Xiner felt that she was going to die. She opened her eyes and saw a black rust-colored hand with gray spots holding her shoulder, and then the other hand grabbed her neck. Look her in the eye.
It was probably about to die, so Zheng Xin'er couldn't feel any fear when she saw such a terrifying monster, she just felt that she was going to die.
Then, a strange voice sounded, obviously it was an incomprehensible voice, but Zheng Xiner, who was on the verge of death, flashed in his mind: Do you have any unfulfilled wishes?
The scary monster was asking her what other wishes she had. Zheng Xiner stared and opened her mouth to answer yes, whether she had any wishes fulfilled, but the river blocked her mouth.
One of the monster's hands was placed on Zheng Xin'er's heart, but Zheng Xin'er couldn't speak, she felt that she was going to die, her arm went limp, and she gradually lost consciousness.
Her unfulfilled wish can no longer be spoken.
Wan Zhen was standing on the bridge with her medicine bag in her arms, watching Zheng Xiner struggle in the river, she felt happy. She laughed out loud on the bridge, her sharp laughter mixed with the sound of the rain.Wan Zhen smiled and shed tears, the laughter stopped abruptly, and the next moment she saw Zheng Xin'er sinking into the river, she laughed again.
When the river finally calmed down, Wan Zhen didn't know how long she had looked at the calm river before she felt afraid. She had killed someone just now.
☆、Yu Rongsan
Xiangge Yaofen Usage Guide
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