Imperial male god breeding rules

"I only ate two yuan in total. I heard you ate three yuan?" The orc pressed his fist vigorously, and the knuckles were pressed with a "slap".

"What? You actually ate two yuan, and I only ate one, okay?" The other orc looked sadly at the orc who ate two yuan, with an expression of "I have suffered a loss, I have suffered a big loss". , and finally the mournful gaze turned sharp, and shot directly at the first orc.

The others also looked like they wanted to hurt people, and all pointed at the first orc with the same goal.

The first orc shrank his head, and said in an aggrieved tone: "It's obvious that you dare not eat it, so I ate it. How can you blame me?"

"You also said, brothers, come on, smash him for me."

With an order, all the orcs who regretted gathered around, pressing the poor orc to the bottom, and the scene became even more chaotic.

Gu Xiaoan never thought that it would develop like this in the end. Could this be the legendary "murder caused by a piece of biscuit"?

However, everyone likes biscuits so much, which makes Gu Xiaoan more confident. Although he didn't get a single beast crystal today, the advertisement has already been published, and I believe there will be a harvest soon.

"Well, do you still have biscuits?" An orc with a bruised nose and a swollen face in the chaos took the opportunity to pull out and asked Gu Xiao'an.

"Yes, I will still be here at this time tomorrow, but tomorrow is not a free tasting." Gu Xiaoan replied.

"No problem, no problem. Prepare more. I'll buy the beast crystal tomorrow. Uh... can I buy 100 yuan in total?" the orc weakly stretched out a finger and asked.

"Liu Feng, you are so despicable. You even took the opportunity to talk to the Asian orcs, and even dared to ask for biscuits. I want 100 yuan too."

"I want 200 yuan."

"I want..." The orcs came to make reservations all of a sudden, and they had long forgotten the orc who was beaten up and probably didn't even know his mother.

That orc also wanted to order biscuits with Gu Xiaoan, but every time he got a little closer, he was punched by the orcs on the outside, and when he stood up, he was beaten down by another one, but he couldn't talk to Gu Xiaoan. Did you cry?

"Thank you for liking it so much, but there are not so many biscuits. Since everyone likes it so much, in order to ensure that everyone can eat it, the purchase limit is 10 yuan per person. If you have friends, you can also bring them over to buy. "Gu Xiaoan said with a smile, although he won't make much money this way, but he certainly can't complete the quantity ordered by these orcs alone. The purchase limit can allow more orcs to buy and taste, and then they will attract more customers.

The beginning seems to be smoother than he imagined. Before, he was worried that these orcs had a bad temper and it was too difficult to deal with. After all, those who can enter Area A are all powerful, but he did not expect the behavior of these orcs to be unexpected. ...fun and cute.

However, I don't know how Gu Xiaoan will feel when he sees this group of orcs who he thinks are interesting and cute.Of course, Gu Xiaoan probably won't be able to see these things now.

Gu Xiaoan, who was in a good mood, was humming an unknown song on the way home, while Aowu, on the contrary, was silent all the way, obviously not yet recovered from the previous shock.

The injuries on his body have already healed, and now only the mental ones are left, but the problem is not too big, at most, he cannot be restored to human form, and other things will not hinder anything. If it was in the past, he only needed to find a spiritual For a powerful sub-orc man or a woman, it is enough to help him channel his spirit and mend his wounds, but now he is an orc with a partner, and the mental trauma can only be healed by his partner or a healer. Unfortunately, it seems The sub-orc companion beside him didn't know how to use mental power, otherwise his mental trauma would have been healed.

However, he didn't mean to complain, even if he couldn't get better, it would be good to wait for his personal guards to come and let the accompanying doctors treat him, but he was more angry because he couldn't restore his human form, so he couldn't give this disobedient A lesson in reserved companionship.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that those personal guards haven't found him for more than ten days, and the efficiency is too low. It seems that the training after going back must be doubled!

(Pro-Guards: TAT, there is a cruel one, a cruel and arrogant boss, a cruel and arrogant boss who is also dissatisfied, they are so pitiful, are they there?)

After returning home, it was almost time for dinner. In order to reward himself and Aowu for their achievements today, Gu Xiaoan decided to cook a big meal.

"Hey, go play with Xiao Ning. I'll call you guys when I'm done." Gu Xiaoan comforted Aowu who was circling around him, and pushed it out of the kitchen door.

"Aww..." I don't want to play with a brat.

"No, you ate too many biscuits at noon today. Those are sweet, and it's bad for your teeth." Gu Xiaoan thought that Aowu wanted to eat biscuits. A lot, so I refused.

"Aww..." This king didn't want to eat biscuits, besides, even if this king wants to eat biscuits, how can you, as my sub-orc man, not make biscuits for me, you made a lot of biscuits for other orcs at noon Eat it, hum!Don't think that this king has forgotten, this king will remember it for you in a small book.

"I'll make you something more delicious tonight. Let's eat biscuits tomorrow." Gu Xiaoan continued to comfort her patiently.

"Aww..." This is more or less the same, since you please me so much, this king is magnanimous and doesn't care about you.

Thinking of this, Aowu left the kitchen with elegant steps in satisfaction. Gu Xiaoan couldn't help secretly laughing when he saw Aowu's arrogant appearance.

The dinner was indeed as rich as Gu Xiaoan promised, with four dishes and one soup, which is really not a small amount for the two of them and one beast. In addition, he also prepared a big pot of fresh beast meat for the new member of their family, Tiaotiao.

As a spirit beast, Tigger is still a wild spirit beast. Although he likes to eat the cooked food made by Gu Xiaoan, he can't eat too much, at least not at the moment. After all, he used to be wild, and he basically ate raw meat. It would be bad for his health if he changed his mind for a while.

But it seems that Aowu has been eating cooked food with them from the beginning, whether it is vegetables or meat, he can eat it, but he has never seen him eat raw meat.

"Wow, don't you even eat raw meat?" Gu Xiaoan couldn't help asking curiously, and of course he knew that this answer would definitely not be answered.

"Aww..." Nonsense, this king is a beastman, how could he eat raw meat like a spirit beast? I really have no common sense at all. It seems that I have to find a teacher for him when I go back, otherwise it would be too embarrassing to go out like this.

Gu Xiaoan was not obsessed with this question either, after all Tigger is a spirit beast, and Aowu is just an ordinary beast, perhaps the living habits of spirit beasts and wild beasts are different.

In the cardboard house before, everyone slept together, but now that there are more rooms, Gu Xiaoning sleeps alone, while Gu Xiaoan is used to sleeping together with Aowu.

When Aowu was held in Gu Xiaoan's arms for the first time, he struggled for a long time and stared at Gu Xiaoan several times, but in the end he compromised on that warm chest, and had no choice but to be held in Gu Xiaoan's arms.

To this, Aowu said: There is no way, as soon as there is something that is not to the liking of the orc, he will act like a baby to you. As a generous orc, one must pamper the orc, and he is such a generous orc.

In the middle of the night, Gu Xiaoan felt in a daze that the Awow he was holding in his arms had grown bigger. It could have fit into his arms, but now his hands were almost unable to surround him, so he couldn't help but stretch out his hands to rub the body in his arms. Kneading and kneading, it seems that I want to feel what Aowu has become. As a result, the familiar hair disappeared, but became very smooth and resilient, and the soft belly disappeared, and it was a little hard instead. My own face seemed to be attached to a hard board, but it was very warm.

"Wow, why have you become so hard?" Gu Xiaoan muttered in a daze, but he had no intention of stopping his little hand.

The person lying on the bed slowly opened his eyes. They were a pair of dark and deep eyes, like a bottomless pit, and he couldn't help but fall into it at a glance. The face was too handsome to describe with adjectives, like a god The most perfect work, every organ is perfectly lined up on the face, any more movement would ruin everything.

If Gu Xiaoan wakes up at this moment, he will find that he is not hugging Aowu, he is clearly nestled in someone's arms, and he is still a man, but the current Gu Xiaoan is probably still immersed in sleep.

Feng Zeshan looked at the dishonest Asian orc man who was clearly asleep but still had his hands on his body, his brows were slightly frowned, but his eyes showed affection and tenderness that even he didn't realize.

What an unreserved sub-orc man. If everyone finds out about teasing an orc so openly, he will definitely be cast aside. That is to say, he doesn't despise him, but can pamper him instead.

Feng Zeshan's black eyes could be seen clearly even in the dark night, looking at Gu Xiaoan's delicate face, finally his eyes fell on the slightly moist lips, and he slowly approached.

Lips pressed together, a strange feeling rose from Feng Zeshan's heart and spread to all limbs, slightly numb and slightly sweet.

"Could it be that the biscuits he ate during the day are still on his mouth? It's really unhygienic." Although Feng Zeshan said something disgusting, he immediately covered it up, and this time carefully licked the other's lips. , thinking that there should be no more leftovers, so he reluctantly left.

"Hmm... woo, where's your hair?" Gu Xiaoan vaguely felt that woo kissed him, but it didn't have the hairy feeling of kissing him before, but it was smooth and moist, and he seemed to hear a nice sound The voice is talking, but Aowu can't speak, which is a bit strange.

Although it felt strange, Gu Xiaoan, who was deeply in a sweet dream, still couldn't wake up, and just let Feng Zeshan hold him like this.

"Brother, it's time to get up." Outside the door, Gu Xiaoning knocked on the door and called.

"Hmm..." Gu Xiaoan woke up slowly when he heard the cry, stretched lazily, and yawned, but suddenly stopped in the middle of the yawn, and suddenly looked to his side, woo woo Sleeping soundly.

"Uh... You really are dreaming, right?" Gu Xiaoan murmured to himself in a low voice. Last night, he vaguely saw a man lying beside him, and even kissed him.

Gu Xiaoan shook his head vigorously, trying to shake that scene out of his mind. How could he dream of a man kissing him? He is a straight straight man. I still think about marrying a woman as my wife in the future, so I won't marry some orc as a wife.

When Aowu woke up, he happened to see Gu Xiaoan shaking his head vigorously, a gleam flashed in his eyes, but it disappeared soon.

Sure enough, he can only be his princess, otherwise, who would want a stupid-looking sub-orc man?

"Wow, you're awake too, Xiao Ning is calling us outside, let's get up." Gu Xiaoan put aside all the messy thoughts in his mind, picked up Aow and got ready to get up, they will start today Officially started making money.