I Really Can't Act

After getting the movie clip of "Shit Shovel Officer", Mei Zihan asked for leave immediately to go back to see Jiang Ying.

Jiang Ying must have a good look at the fruits of his hard work. The role of PLAY is definitely not only because of the consequences of seeing Xiao Huangwen having nowhere to vent, but also something that helps him improve his acting skills!

In this way, maybe he can trick Jiang Ying into playing with him in the future.

Hey.

Mei Zihan's mouth is watering just thinking about it.

Therefore, after finishing filming her own movie, Mei Zihan resolutely gave herself a two-day vacation, and went back to Jiang Ying to ponder over the movie's lines.

Mei Zihan wanted to secretly surprise Jiang Ying, so she didn't call beforehand.

On the way back, Mei Zihan's thoughts began to diverge uncontrollably.

Could it be that I am like the heroine of a tragic drama, pushing open the door to find a mistress sleeping in my house and my man living in my house?No, no, Jiang Ying has a cold personality, which can be ruled out.

After pushing the door open, could it be that Jiang Ying just took the aphrodisiac, and then he can hehe?

... I think too much, where in the world is anyone stupid enough to take aphrodisiacs by himself?

Mei Zihan went through all the little yellow mosquito templates he had seen in his mind, and then rejected them one by one.

Finally, at the door of the house, all those boring thoughts that pass the time can be thrown away.

I am back! ! !

Damn, the time on the set was really hard, it felt like I hadn't been back for many years.

Mei Zihan tried his best to calm down his thumping heartbeat, and opened the door.

What is the taste? ! ! !

Mei Zihan took two steps back and screamed, "Honey, what are you doing at home?"

Jiang Ying came out of the kitchen wearing a mask, covering her whole body tightly, "Yesterday my friend gave me a few boxes of canned herring. I'm a little curious, and I just opened a few cans."

——Is it not good to live?

Mei Zihan almost couldn't understand Jiang Ying's hobbies, "Let's ventilate this room first, it seems that we can't live in today."

"Actually, I did..." Jiang Ying was about to say something, but her eyes met Mei Zihan's face that was trying not to smile.

...Is there anything to be happy about?

"We can't live here anymore, why don't we go back to the house I bought before, we haven't gone back to live in it for a long time." Mei Zihan immediately threw out her plan.

He was also improvised.

Because Mei Zihan suddenly remembered that his previous house was still vacant, and the living room was quite small, the sofa could only accommodate two people just now.

Think about it, I can sit on the sofa with Jiang Ying, watch the movie I starred in, and then...

very good!

Mei Zihan secretly gave herself a thumbs up, and that's all.

"The house hasn't been cleaned yet." Jiang Ying asked a realistic question, "How many days can you come back to live?"

The smile on Mei Zihan's face froze, "Two days."

"After all, what's the matter when you come back?" Jiang Ying turned on the purifier at home, and asked casually, "Liu Tianyi won't let you back for no reason."

hateful!

It turns out that there is another reason for Brother Liu.

(Liu Tianyi: What does this have to do with me?!)

"The movie cut version of "The Shit Shovel Officer" has come out, but some of the lines may have to be re-recorded. I plan to ask you to help me watch it together." Mei Zihan took back her little thoughts, honestly Said.

"Okay, let's go and have a look." Jiang Ying nodded, "I'm also looking forward to your "Shit Shovel Officer"."

"Then I'll change clothes!" Mei Zihan's depression was swept away immediately, "I actually bought your model, in order to better understand the character and help me find lines, let's wear cat costumes together!"

Jiang Ying: ...

Although he could easily pierce Mei Zihan's little thoughts, he could also see through Mei Zihan's clumsy lies.However, sometimes Jiang Ying has to admit that you never know what a lover who doesn't play according to common sense will do to you?

For example, the obvious cat outfit now.

He remembered that he had cleaned Mei Zihan's room inch by inch. Where did Mei Zihan hide this slip-through?

"Come and wear it." Mei Zihan took the clothes and approached Jiang Ying with a smile, "This is to make me improve, nothing else, it's a normal behavior of teaching, don't think too much about it."

You have so many previous convictions, how could you not think about it! ! !

Ginger should be paired with garlic: Brother Liu, don’t come back to disturb us these two days, I’ll give you a red envelope =V=~

Ginger should be served with garlic: remember, I will strike when I come back!

Liu Tian glanced at his WeChat, and replied "OK".

After all this is said, will he go back?Not only would he not go back, but he would help and reject any calls from Mei Zihan in the past two days.

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"Hehe, this human being said before that he would give me a birth control operation, why don't I give him one too." Xie Elizabeth Yun held a kitchen knife and looked between his legs with a smirk, "Where do we start to compare?" Hurry up? Why don't you get an anesthesia first, after all, I'm in pain too."

Xie Yun's manager felt that the egg was cold, and immediately knelt down.

"Little ancestor, what are you crazy about?" Who would want to castrate themselves if they have nothing to do?I only heard that there are actors who are depressed, and I also heard that there are self-harm, but the self-harm is to cut their wrists. Have you ever seen anyone who wants to castrate himself?

"Oh, mere human beings, I'm not Xie Yun!" Elizabeth glanced out of the corner of her eyes, and with her inherent arrogance, she jumped onto the table lightly, condescending and domineering, with the kitchen knife in her hand pointing right at the manager's testicles, " I'm not Alexander, my name is Elizabeth!"

……

"Honey, you laughed." Mei Zihan stretched out his hand and hooked Jiang Ying's tail.Jiang Ying's tail is only attached to his clothes, and Jiang Ying doesn't feel it at all.

But, but this is Jiang Ying's tail.

Just thinking about it makes my blood boil.

"When I was filming this segment, everyone in the crew was laughing." Mei Zihan couldn't help revealing the inside story, "Because Elizabeth's thinking at the beginning was completely animalistic, and she could do whatever she liked, so when I was acting, I I would feel quite scared.”

After all, I am still a man at heart.

Wanting to play the role of Elizabeth well, Mei Zihan also watched a bunch of things that were not there, and completely treated herself as a cat, watching a human being who imprisoned her freedom. This feeling is so sour!

"I don't think there is any problem with this line." Jiang Ying glanced at the hand that was playing with the tail happily, "Even if you close your eyes, you can still imagine what kind of personality the person is speaking. kind of inhuman.”

When Elizabeth spoke, she actually didn't have any special emotions, because in her opinion, it was not herself who was castrated.

"Because I have feelings for this episode." Mei Zihan raised his head and said proudly, "I think I can handle this role."

The director didn't have a problem picking this role either.

It is precisely because of this role that Mei Zihan found the so-called sense of "being in the play".It feels really good to transform myself into someone else and then experience the lives of different people.People are longing for legends. The reason why it is difficult for stars to return to public life is precisely because they have been away from ordinary days for too long.

Mei Zihan began to enjoy such an actor's life, and through this role, he really began to like acting.That's why after "The Shit Shoveler", Mei Zihan couldn't bear the likes of "Black and White Detective" and "Star Barrister" that he should have been able to bear.

From frugality to luxury is easy, from luxury to frugality.

After eating delicacies from mountains and seas, this kind of porridge and side dishes will never be regarded by him again.

The movie continues.

On the way, the camera lens of the screen turned to the kitten with special effects.

The prototype of the kitten is naturally the previous Alice.

After getting used to Mei Zihan speaking in Elizabeth's tone, hearing him speak in Xie Yun's voice was a bit weird.

It's not that what Mei Zihan said here is not good, but that compared to Elizabeth's strong aura, she seems extraordinarily "weak".The title of the film is "The Shit Shovel Officer", and Xie Yun should be the main character. However, under Elizabeth's excellent performance, Xie Yun seems a bit out of date.

"The lines are indeed a bit weak." Jiang Ying replied seriously, "Xie Yun is more like an ordinary person, and doesn't have the obvious characteristics like Elizabeth for you to catch."

As people often say, it is easy to draw ghosts and demons, because no one has seen them before, but it is difficult to draw chickens and ducks, because everyone knows them.

The inhuman "Elizabeth" has already given everyone some early impressions that she is not human, so she can accept some absurd and exaggerated performances.But Xie Yun is a person, and he is also a star in the entertainment circle that everyone knows.The audience more or less knows what a star in the entertainment industry looks like.

"When I played Xie Yun, I replaced Xu Ji'an." Mei Zihan blinked maliciously, "Xu Ji'an was jealous of me, and now Xie Yun is actually jealous of Elizabeth too. Because Elizabeth can play Xie Yun easily but not Xu Ji'an probably thinks of me in the same way. So when acting, I try to let myself into Xu Ji'an's thoughts. Unfortunately, the lines are still not very good."

This must be Xu Ji'an's problem, not his!

"You say this line again, and I'll listen to it." Jiang Ying turned to look at Mei Zihan and said.

"Pfft, I can't tell." Mei Zihan's eyes lit up, "Your cat ears are so cute, can I pet them?"

Jiang Ying, who was wearing a large cat ear suit, was right in front of him, and he was a ghost if he could calm down and speak his lines.

Jiang Ying felt that her veins were throbbing.

"...If you can't say it, go find Tong Heng tomorrow." Jiang Ying suggested, "His lines are quite good, and my way of acting is different from the ones in China, so I can only give you some advice. If you really want to practice sparring, I'm afraid you still have to go to Tong Heng."

"Hey, you're so cruel to just push me to other men like this!" Mei Zihan acted as soon as he spoke, tears welling up in his eyes.

——Isn’t this a good performance?

Jiang Ying laughed, "I'm serious, don't make trouble."