[Gintama] Three Thousand Worlds Killed by Crows

Chapter 102 | The alien is the guy who crashes the spaceship into other people's house

From a long distance away, Yoshida Sara heard the iconic "ah ha ha ha" laughter and Sakata Gintoki's exasperated voice: "How many times have I said that it is silver time and not golden time, you bastard at least Remember the person's name clearly." There is also the almost half-destroyed house behind the two of them that was smashed by the spaceship and made a big hole.This kind of urge to cover my face that I haven't seen for many years.Yoshida Sara sighed softly, Tatsuma, I really should thank you that the spaceship didn't knock over my house.

Yoshida Sara walked up to the two who were talking about chicken and duck, and looked at Sakamoto Tatsuma carefully.This is the first time we met after so many years.Sakamoto Tatsuma is still wearing a messy brown curly hair, but the clothes on his body are quite different from when he was barbarian. The red windbreaker, a pair of clogs, and the pair of expensive sunglasses on his face, but touching The appearance of the head smiling "ah ha ha" seems to have not changed at all.

"This is the first time we have met in so many years, Tatsuma." The past time is remembered in my heart, and only Sakamoto Tatsuma is the only partner who has been missing for so many years, and now it is considered a matter of concern.Yoshida Sara stood in the sunlight, smiling slightly and nodding towards the two men who were looking at him.

Tatsuma Sakamoto scratched his messy hair, and smiled brightly at Yoshida Sara: "Ahaha, isn't this Sara?"

"Hey, calling someone else's name in front of Yinsang, is your IQ lost in the universe? Oh, you idiot, you don't have such a thing as IQ." Sakata Yinshi muttered dissatisfiedly, and was about to lift his foot He stepped on the idiot in front of him, but was suddenly stunned by the action of the guy in front of him.That idiot Tatsuma Sakamoto opened his arms and gave Sara Yoshida a hug.

Hey, idiot, your IQ was swallowed by the black hole of the universe, are you looking for death?Hurry up and find a time machine and let God give you some IQ.Dare to hug Shaluo, did you forget the whole bottle of alcohol that Aoshan poured on your wound that year?Forget it, the idiot will just go 'ahaha' all the way.Sakata Gintoki stretched out his hand to cover his face. When it came to Yoshida Sara, Takasugi Shinsuke's level of brutality often increased exponentially. At this time, even Sakata Gintoki and Shimizu Tsukihime, who were most at odds with him, could only avoid it. its edge.This guy Chen Ma is still eagerly moving forward?Speaking of which, for so many years, it seems that the only name that Chenma called right was Shaluo?This is something that science cannot explain.

Leaving aside Gintoki Sakata's various brain openings, Sara Yoshida stretched out his hand and patted Tatsuma Sakamoto lightly, turned his head and glanced at Gintoki Sakata's tangled look, and his eyes fell on the area behind the two of them that was obviously becoming The existence of the ruins, raised his finger and pointed to the corner.Sakamoto Tatsuma followed the direction pointed by Yoshida Saura, and laughed "ahhaha": "I wanted to find your home, but suddenly found that I don't know your address, I'll go around In the end, the spaceship ran out of fuel and fell down. Haha." Yoshida Sara stared at Sakamoto Tatsuma silently for a while, then sighed, should it be said that he had such a good relationship with Kotaro during the barbarian era?It's all like this... "Kui!!!" Sougo Okita's angry shout was heard from a distance, and then Kotaro Katsura flew past them like a gust of wind, and his triumphant words flowed into them along the wind In his ears: "Idiots of the Zhenxuan group, you can't catch me." The messy hair fluttering in the wind is indeed worthy of the title of a frantic nobleman, and he disappeared in front of several people within a few ups and downs.Sougo Okita, who was separated by a distance, skillfully set up the bazooka, caught a glimpse of Yoshida Sara from the corner of his eye, and calmly turned the direction of the bazooka, with a bang, the half-ruined house was completely destroyed. completely in ruins.

"That curly-haired guy in front, you disturb the law and order of Edo at will, come with me." As soon as the words fell, Okita Sougo put the handcuffs on Sakamoto Tatsuma's wrist, and Sakamoto Tatsuma didn't catch him at all. The policeman and the policeman in front of him opened his eyes and said nonsense, grabbed his hair and said "ah haha" with a smile: "Do you want to buy me tea? Edo people are so enthusiastic."

Yoshida Sara's eyes paused between Sakamoto Tatsuma and Okita Sougo, and said faintly: "This family chose to go out for a trip yesterday and return after a few days. It is a wise decision. During this period, Tatsuma repaired the house you broke. Bar."

Okita Sougo looked at Yoshida Sara, blinked, and looked at the "ah ha ha" smiling person in front of him: "Sara, it's not normal for you to know so many people, I thought this kind of treatment was only for Dana Yes." Stretching out his hand to set up the bazooka and pointing it at the messy haired head of the man in front of him, he said sullenly, "If you don't repair it honestly, you will be bombarded."

"Is such a big bazooka a toy?" Sakamoto Tatsuma reached out and touched it curiously. "The simulation is very high. You can see it on the street. The technology is really good." Then he turned to Yoshida Sara with a smile: "The Edo people are really enthusiastic. Is this the latest game mode? Ahaha——"

Sougo Okita removed his bazooka with a look of disgust on his face: "Where did this idiot with a head full of straw come out?"

"Huh? Are you calling me?" This is Tatsuma Sakamoto who consciously took his seat and leaned his head over.

Yoshida Sara shook his head, gently pushed away the head of someone who was consciously approaching him, and sent Sakamoto Tatsuma aside to call the person who repaired the house with a few words, then reached out and rubbed the soft hair of the boy in front of him helplessly. : "I always understand you..."

Okita Sougo frowned when he heard the words: "Can't I? I'm not a child anymore." Yoshida Sara smiled at the boy in front of him comfortingly. The background was gorgeous lilies: "I know Sougo has already It’s not a child anymore, but ah, it’s fine if this kind of behavior is only done to Mr. Hijikata.”

"That's true." Okita Sougo nodded sensiblely, "Speaking of which, I should listen to such lectures occasionally." The boy's smile was clear and soft, reflecting the sun, making him even more flawless.

Sakata Gintoki looked not far away and watched the scene in front of him with the corners of his mouth twitching.Hey, Sara, you obviously erased the responsibility of this Shinsengumi bastard!Chen Ma, you idiot, your sensitivity to your own name is not as deep as the word 'idiot'. Sure enough, it is a conditioned reflex from being scolded often, right?Also, Sara, you and Soichiro from the Shinsengumi discussed such a cruel topic in broad daylight, did you consider the mood of the onlookers?Sara, you really are stuffed with more and more sesame traps, no, the black-bellied queen is originally a sesame trap.Sakata Gintoki glanced at Yoshida Sara in great confusion, but luckily Gin-san didn't like such a difficult person (Voice-over: Gintoki, do you think Tsukihime is easy to deal with? Don't forget that standing behind Tsukihime But Sara).

Scratching his messy hair, Sakata Gintoki glanced casually and saw the movement of Sakamoto Tatsuma not far away. He was startled, and hurriedly squatted on the ground and fiddled with the so-called "laurel xxx" that he didn't know where it came from. Tatsuma Sakamoto of the '': "Asshole, shouldn't this thing be on the wig? What kind of bomb are you playing? The role setting is wrong. If you accidentally blow up here, if it affects Sara, the short shirt will definitely be I can tear you apart. What about Yinsang, but Sanhao men are busy earning money to support their families and wives now, if Yinsang is involved, how much loss will you cause? First, sign a blank check to calm Yinsang."

"Ahaha, it's quite interesting that I don't know when it fell here." Sakamoto Tatsuma smiled heartily, "Ahaha, why does it smell like gunpowder smoke?"

"Idiot, how can it be tasteless when you pull the switch, hurry up and throw the bastard farther away." Sakata Gintoki grabbed Sakamoto Tatsuma's collar angrily.

"Oh, is that so?" Sakamoto Tatsuma handed the opened "Yuegui xxx" to Sakata Gintoki with an innocent face, and only heard a "boom", and the messy hair on the silver-white and brown heads Instantly became an explosive head.

Yoshida Sara calmly ignored the loud noise behind him. Anyway, these little friends are basically accident physiques. When there is no peace and tranquility around them, their vitality is also terrifyingly strong, let alone a bomb of this level I think that except Takasugi Shinsuke and Yoshida Sara, no one has been baptized by the "laurel" bomb made by Katsura Kotaro and Shimizu Tsukihime.

"I won't keep you today. I will urge Chenma to settle the house over there. This time, this matter will not be counted on you." Yoshida Sara bent the corners of his lips and took out a box of The packaged pastry was handed to Sougo Okita, "You take this with you to eat on the road, and come over for dinner next time when you have time."

"Ah." Okita Sougo responded, waving at Yoshida Saura with his hands behind his back.

Okita Sougo may not be clear about the relationship between Yoshida Sara and Katsura Kotaro, but he never mentioned it, and even stopped whenever he followed Katsura Kotaro to Yoshida Sara's house.Yoshida Sara even felt that Okita Sougo's pursuit of Katsura Kotaro didn't matter whether he caught it or not, it was more like an adjustment of life.No matter what, I feel that it is just to let Katsura Kotaro have a taste of the bazooka.Yoshida Sara shook his head with a broken smile, and walked up to the two sitting on the ground. Those two heads now looked more and more like two big hairballs: "It is said that only women spend too much on hairstyles. I didn't expect you two to give in. This saves you a lot of trouble. I didn't expect you two to have messy hair, but it turns out that what you like in your heart is this kind of Hairball-like hairstyle."

Sakata Gintoki's expression instantly became very complicated. Hey, Sara Yinsang's wish has always been to have a soft and straight hair. How can you underestimate Yinsang's sincerity towards Gin's straight hair?But looking at Yoshida Sara's soft smiling face, Sakata Gintoki could only keep silent, as long as he was quiet when the black-bellied queen's aura was in full swing.It's just, how could the idea of ​​keeping quiet be so easy to realize.Sakamoto Tatsuma smiled "ahhaha", rubbed his bloated hair: "This hairstyle seems to be pretty good too. It turns out that Jin Shi likes this hairstyle. Let me tell you earlier, I will bring you some from the universe. Hair relaxer."

"Golden time is golden time, I call it silver time!"

Yoshida Sara condescendingly glanced at the two people who started to fight again, really don't understand how these two people can go on for so long in this mode of chicken and duck talk, forget it, they are all fine, she doesn't have to because Worrying and worrying too much about these two people, thinking about this, Yoshida Sara threw a towel on the hairball-like hair that exploded: "You two wipe off, and then come in with me to clean up yourself Right. Yueji should still be resting, and Xiaotaro should be inside at the moment, so you write softly. Besides, Chenma, you are probably looking for me this time. There are many kinds of illnesses in the universe. If it comes because of this , the patient hasn't arrived yet, so it must be inconvenient to come here, you can tell me about the symptoms, I guess it will take a few days to prepare some medicines."

Tatsuma Sakamoto straightened his expression, and told Sara Yoshida about the conditions and symptoms of those patients in detail, and took out some photos he had taken and handed them to Sara Yoshida.

As soon as the three of them walked into the living room, they saw Katsura Kotaro happily gnawing on the cakes on the plate, and seeing Yoshida Sara waved happily, then frowned with grievance: "Sara , I’m so hungry, is there any more?” Elizabeth, the mysterious creature beside him, cooperatively raised the whiteboard and wrote: “The food made by Miss Shaluo is the best!”

Sakata Gintoki unceremoniously rewarded Katsura Kotaro with a surprise: "Wigs, you are forbidden to be maliciously cute!"

"It's not a wig, it's Katsura!" Katsura Kotaro, whose attention was always off the point.

Yoshida Sara stretched out his hand to pat Sakata Gintoki's hand away, and patted Katsura Kotaro's head: "If you're hungry, can Kotaro wait a little longer? There's still a long way to go before lunch, but it's not long after breakfast , let me make you some food that is easier to digest. Have you eaten it yet? Do you want to use a little bit?"

"Sara, don't be so obvious about the difference in treatment. Yin-san is such a big brother, but he is still standing here! Why don't you ask Yin-sang?" Sakata Gintoki stared at Yoshida Sara.Yoshida Sara smiled, and pointed in the direction of the table: "Didn't you just come here for lunch in the morning? You are not hungry after all. It is not good to accumulate food after eating."

Sara, are you and Takasugi Shinsuke addicted to combat Yinsang?Yoshida Sara took a look at Sakata Gintoki's expression, and served him a cup of strawberry milk that he had been thinking about in a happy mood. At the same time, he made a cup of scented tea and some pastries that he had just made in the morning and placed them in front of several people. Before going to the kitchen to pay He also specifically explained that Sakata Gintoki should not eat too much, otherwise... the sunny smile on his face made Sakata Gintoki's heart jump unconsciously. Did the horse go "ah ha ha" to make a joke, and walked past the cakes, except for the cup of strawberry milk in front of him, Sakata Gintoki really didn't eat a few pieces of cakes.

After eating and drinking, Sakamoto Tatsuma and Sakata Gintoki held each other's shoulders and went to the izakaya to enjoy their so-called relaxing time.Yoshida Sara has never been as fond of wine as those two people are, but she just drinks a few glasses occasionally, so she is naturally not interested, besides, she still needs to hurry up to study the conditions and treatment plans of the patients that Chen Ma handed over to her. .And Katsura Kotaro got the ultimate commemorative edition of the so-called red and white machine that he got from Sakamoto Tatsuma, and he plunged into the audio-visual room pointed to by Yoshida Sara for a long time. Join in the fun.

In the quiet afternoon, people enjoying the things in their own hands, this day seems to be so peaceful.Is this kind of calm real or an appearance, or does it indicate that the mountains and rains are about to come?

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