[Gintama] Three Thousand Worlds Killed by Crows

"Ding dong" the doorbell rang.

Sakata Gintoki remained as immobile as a mountain, Kagura still lowered his head to pick up the rice in front of him, and it was still Shimura Shinpachi who opened the door, obviously he was used to it.

"Sister, why did you come?" Shimura Shinpachi's expression turned pale with shock, even if he didn't see it, he could vaguely imagine it from the voice.

"Does my sister need a reason to visit my brother? You are working alone, and I brought you a special meal."

"No, sister, eating that thing will really kill you."

"En? Xiaoxin, what did you say?"

"No, nothing, sister, you got it wrong."

Following the conversation between Shimura Shinpachi and the woman, the footsteps of the two approached here step by step from the entrance.The expressions of Sakata Gintoki and Kagura were both very subtle.The chopsticks in Kagura's hand fell to the table with a "snap", and Sakata Gintoki pulled his messy white curly hair like a bird's nest even more messy. He stretched out his hand stiffly to pat Kagura's shoulder, pretending to be calm and said : "Okay, anyway, calm down Kagura first. Now hurry up and find the time machine." As soon as the words fell, Sakata Gintoki's silver-white head had already protruded into the lower drawer of the refrigerator that was opened.

Yoshida Sara blinked, a little confused about the situation in front of him. When did Gintoki develop the situation of looking for the time machine when he was in trouble? He must have watched "Shounen Jump" a lot these years.But Kagura stood up, grabbed Sakata Gintoki by the collar, and threw the white-haired young man onto the sofa at once.Yoshida Sara was a little surprised that such a slender girl had such great strength. Yetu really deserved to be the number one fighting race in the universe. Maybe she should be thankful that Yetu didn't join the invading celestial beings when they were expelled from the barbarians. In combat strength, otherwise their victory would be even more difficult and hard-won.

"Silver Sauce, it's you who should calm down, Alu." The red-haired girl turned her head and walked towards the room calmly: "Anyway, I'm full, I'm going to sleep first, don't call me Alu. "

Sakata Gintoki looked at the rice that was obviously left on the table, frowned, and grabbed Kagura: "You liar, Kagura. You usually finish the rice, so you obviously want to escape." .Don’t even think about it, you’re going to die together.”

Kagura patted Sakata Gintoki's hand away, and picked his nostrils, his appearance was exactly the same as that of Sakata Gintoki, and he was very confident: "Gin-chan, what nonsense are you talking about, girls always have a bad appetite, Aru. Such an inquisitive man will be annoying, don't tell me there are no women who are destined for Alu." He turned his head and gave him an extremely contemptuous look.

Sakata Gintoki slapped Kagura on the head: "What do you know, girl, Yinsang is No. 1 on the list of people who want to marry the most, how could there be no peach blossoms. Anyway, don't try to change the topic and slip away. Don't even think about it!"

At this moment, Shimura Shinpachi walked in with the woman behind him.It's a foregone conclusion.The two who had tugged beforehand sat down quietly.The woman wore a ponytail and a pink kimono, with a beautiful face. At first glance, it seemed that there was nothing that could scare Sakata Gintoki so much.It reminds me of Shimura Shinpachi's phrase "that food will kill you if you eat it" and the phrase "with such a sister at home, all egg products are delusional." ', coupled with the appearance of Sakata Gintoki and Kagura Shin, Yoshida Sara knew that the egg dishes made by Shimura Shinpachi's sister were extremely terrible.

Looking at the exquisite dishes on the table, the woman seemed a little surprised, and when her eyes fell on Yoshida Saura, she flashed a clear understanding: "This is? Could it be Yinsang your girlfriend? How is it possible, Yinsang You won't find a girlfriend like that."

"Hey, don't think that Yinsang won't know that you despise Yinsang if you pretend to be nonchalant."

"Miss A Miao, that's true. How could Sister Sara fall in love with Gin-chan Aru who is a waste natural roll." Kagura chimed in, ignoring Sakata Gintoki's words.

"Hey, what do you know, those with natural curls are good people."

"Please give me more advice. I am Xiaoxin's older sister—Shimura Miao. You can call me A Miao." He ignored Sakata Gintoki again.Sakata Yinshi drooped his dead fish eyes: "Che, how could you be so polite when I first met Yinsang, but I beat Yinsang until my nose bleeds."

Yoshida Sara took a playful look at Sakata Gintoki: "Please give me more advice, I am Yoshida Sara, I can be regarded as Gintoki's classmate." Reminiscent of what Sakata Gintoki said in his complaint, "Being beaten by the orangutan girl has a nosebleed all over the face" However, Yoshida Sara really did not expect to be a girl like A Miao.But it's a good thing for girls to have more skills for self-defense.

"Speaking of which, A Miao, did you bring some food? Anyway, they haven't finished eating yet, why don't you give them another meal. Especially Yinshi, I don't know why he is always injured during this time, so we should make up for it That's right. How about us, how about we come to discuss and exchange culinary skills?" Yoshida Sara gave Sakata Gintoki a slightly teasing look as he spoke.Sakata Gintoki's expression changed instantly, Sara, you must have done it on purpose, definitely.Yinsang can't believe you didn't realize what a terrible thing it was.You must be resenting Yinsang for not following your doctor's orders and sneaking away, right?

How come, Yinshi, you think too much, I have always been very tolerant.And oh, I didn't mean it, I did it on purpose.Thanks.Yoshida Sara looked back at Sakata Gintoki with a smile.

A Miao opened the food box that she brought, revealing a dark mass of food that was completely invisible inside—an egg yakiniku made by Miao Shimura.

"This is fried egg, how is it possible? That is the weapon you are going to use to murder Yin-sang." Sakata Yinshi glanced at the dark food whose ingredients could not be discerned, and said in a particularly embarrassing manner.

A Miao punched Sakata Gintoki to the ground with a smiling smile, her eyes showed coldness: "As long as it is an egg that has been fried in a pan, no matter what it looks like, it is a fried egg! This is what I specially prepared for you. Swallow it for me!" When she turned her head to look at Yoshida Sara, A Miao's face regained her amiable smile: "Then let's discuss cooking skills. Well, Sara, after you come to taste, say Tell me what you think about my egg yaki." Saying that, he took out one of the egg yaki placed on the table and put it in front of Yoshida Sara.

"Sister Sara..." Kagura opened his mouth as if to say something, but Gintoki Sakata covered his mouth.Sakata Gintoki lowered his voice: "Sarana girl is the one who can drink the weirdly colored soup made by Osugi without changing her face, and she will be fine. Now we should worry about ourselves. There are 3 eggs left, that is, None of us can escape." The trio from Wanshiwu burned the eggs with earthy faces.

Yoshida Sara pulled Shimura Tae to sit down, but Shimura Tae just happened not to pay much attention to the situation of the three people over there, if she only focused on communicating with Yoshida Sara.Looking at the dark object in front of him, Yoshida Sara picked up the chopsticks gracefully, picked up a small piece and put it in his mouth.On the other side, the trio of Master House were also eagerly waiting for Yoshida Sara's reaction, obviously more nervous than themselves.

1 second, 5 seconds, 20 seconds... Yoshida Sara still had that gentle smile on her face. The horrible smell of fried eggs didn't seem to have affected her in any way, and she even talked to A Miao leisurely Problems with the taste of the eggs, such as which seasoning is added more and which is added less.Shimura Miao looked happy, as if she had found a bosom friend, and chatted with Yoshida Sara with great interest.

Such a horrible taste, how on earth is the lack of taste after eating, the entrance is a feeling of horror.Sakata Gintoki complained.However, what he didn't know was that Yoshida Sara's mother didn't work hard at all grains, and the meals she made were a hundred times more terrifying than Shimura Miao's fried eggs. She had been poisoned by such a terrible taste of tea since she was a child. What other horrible dishes are there? Can't Yoshida Sara eat it without changing his face?

Yoshida Sara took the time to look at the grilled eggs in front of Sakata Gintoki and the others for a very short moment, and blinked at them.Sakata Gintoki understood instantly, and pulled Shimura Shinpachi and Kagura to plot how to burn the eggs in front of them to destroy the corpse.After receiving the tea poison from his mother's horrible cooking, Yoshida Sara can really taste the taste of this dish that is too short.It's just that this smell probably isn't something ordinary people can bear. Although Yoshida Sara likes to take Sakata Yinshi from time to time, it's just a harmless little joke, and he won't really do anything to him.

In such a situation, it is natural to help, but among the three, only Xin Bayi belongs to the category of normal people, but he, among the two, also looks weird because of this.I always feel that when these three people get together, the final ending will become ridiculous.

Yoshida Sara asked Shimura Tae to communicate seriously, while paying attention to the situation of the three people in Manshiya.

Sakata Gintoki picked up the egg in front of him and threw it into the thick soup in front of him that looked full of color and fragrance without thinking. After a while, the soup that was originally charming in color suddenly turned into a dark and terrifying appearance.Sakata Gintoki's face was full of annoyance, he knew that the problem would not be solved, why did he ruin the delicious soup?Shimura Tae turned sideways, Sakata Gintoki quickly took the egg out of the soup and put it back in front of him, but he didn't expect Shimura Tae to have no intention of turning around at all.

Kagura hesitated for a while, then made up his mind to dig a hole in the middle of the white rice and put the egg yaki into it, trying to cover the egg yaki with rice, but unfortunately there was not much rice left to cover the whole omelette. A large piece of black suddenly appeared in the white rice, which was particularly abrupt.Shimura Shinpachi originally wanted to cover the egg yaki with two pieces of fried eggs, but unfortunately the result was the same as Kagura, and the incomplete cover made it more conspicuous.Seeing that this was not going to happen, the three of them had the idea of ​​secretly throwing the boiled eggs into the trash can and disposing of them. It was a pity that the three of them were afraid of A Miao. As soon as she had any reaction, the three of them quickly ran back to their seats and sat down. .

After waiting for the exchange between Yoshida Sara and Shimura Tae to come to an end, the egg yakiniku in front of the three of them was still intact.At the end of the egg burning incident, the actions of the three still failed.However, only Sakata Gintoki was pinched by Shimura Tae and forcibly swallowed the fried egg in front of him.Afterwards, Sakata Gintoki ran straight to the bathroom with a bluish complexion.

That night, Yoshida Sharo accidentally met her best friend, Katsura Kotaro.Strange to say, Yoshida Sara never met Katsura Kotaro during his one-year stay in Edo.But the reunion of the two did not expect such a scene, maybe they can only feel that life is really full of surprises and frights.

Katsura Kotaro was chased by the Shinsengumi, and fled into a house in desperation, but he didn't expect that it was Yoshida Sara's residence in Edo.In front of Yoshida Sara's house, there is a five-element and eight-trigram array arranged with simple things to prevent Xiaoxiao's intrusion. If Katsura Kotaro is Yoshida Sara's best friend and knows how to crack it, this room is also inaccessible.

"Sara?" Gui Xiaotaro was full of surprise.

"Kotaro, long time no see." Yoshida Sara smiled.

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