【Bottle Evil】Arranged Marriage

Dumb dad: Husband really thinks I'm a dad if he doesn't show off his power

Going to the bar once is enough. Xiao Chengzi hates the smell of alcohol. She refuses to drink fresh breast milk for four or five days, and squeezes out all of it to water the flowers.

His current age is the most interesting. He wants to learn to speak, learn to walk, and also eat complementary food. Zhang Qiling bought a bite toy, which can be stuffed with diced fruit for him to bite.

Xiao Chengzi loves pineapple as much as I do. Poor old Zhang has persistent allergies, and his liking for fruit is actually very average. The nanny said that in the past, at most two lemons were soaked in water at home, and they often rotted.

Zhang Qiling is not only very concerned about my hair, but also Zai Zai's hair. Under his insistence, Zai Zai has never cut his hair, and now he can tie it up, probably to fulfill his daughter's dream.

In fact, I don’t understand why he is so persistent, because I always can’t get up in the morning. The dumb father not only combs the cub’s hair, but also combs my hair. I have said many times that I want to cut my hair. He would rather get up early and not Yes, it really is the old-fashioned old father.

Not living in school is a problem. I have to get up half an hour early every morning. As soon as I start class, I can't get up. Lao Zhang has to grant me a wish to get me up.But he doesn't know that I belong to the kind of person who gets more and more used to cheating, and the more cheating, the lazy.

While combing my hair, Zhang Qiling searched in the small jar where the hairpins were kept, and asked casually, "Where's the pineapple one?"

I lingered at the ice cream that I had so hard to get in exchange for acting like a baby, thought for a while and said, "Oh, last time I went out to play, I was snatched away by a classmate. It was very annoying."

Lao Zhang was very vigilant and asked me if I was joking or if I was being bullied.Inexplicably, I feel that this is very similar to a kindergarten kid who lost something when he went home. The nervous parents tried to say something, so they laughed: "Of course I'm joking. Do you think I'm so easily bullied?"

Zhang Qiling didn't find any pineapples, so he replaced me with a kiwi one, but he still cared about my pineapple hairpins, and when he came home at night, he brought me a whole box of pineapple hairpins, all kinds of them, full of them. A big box full.

I am very happy when I think of him personally picking out one by one for me. Our old Zhang still has a little sparkle occasionally, so he picked one and pinned it on his tie, saying: "Dangdang~tie clips! You tomorrow Don’t go to work, if people ask you, just say it’s something else.”

Zhang Qiling took off his coat and picked me up with one hand. I smacked his lips, and when I let go, there was a loud bang, and I said coquettishly: "The classmate said that there is a new live CS battle field on the mountain. If you go, you have to stay on the mountain for one night, many people have signed up, and I want to go too this Saturday.”

This weekend was supposed to be Xiaochengzi's vaccination day, so we made an appointment to take him there together and watch a movie by the way.But Lao Zhang doesn't like watching movies very much, so it's really not fun to play with him every time.

Of course, Lao Zhang is very good, but I always feel that something is missing. Our marriage has entered the state of an old husband and wife from the very beginning. This is also an unavoidable period of burnout.

"Who arranged it?" Lao Zhang hugged me to the living room and sat down, let me sit on his lap, and untied my clothes to see if I had milk blockage today.

My name is Mr. Lu Ren Lu, the tutor in our class. He is very interesting. I often play games with him recently.He seems to be a mechanical fan and is very interested in these things. He has arranged everything. Each person only needs to pay 500 yuan for the round-trip bus and accommodation, but meals and tickets are at their own expense.

As I said that, I took out my mobile phone and showed my dumb dad the notices posted in the group, which contained more detailed content.This is a small group of fun-loving students in our class. Because there is no teacher, it is very active. Everyone is excited to discuss playing CS in groups.

Lu Ren posted a voice message in the group, and I clicked on it without paying attention. He said carelessly: "Since there are groups, there must be some rewards, right? If I win, Wu Xie has to give me a kiss."

He spoke so loudly that Zhang Qiling could hear him, and immediately turned his head to look at it, and I replied, "Fuck you, there are so many people, why should you take me as a prize?"

Lu Ren just said that he is not in vain, if you win, I will return the pineapple card to you, fair trade.

Fair ass, obviously he snatched my hairpin, and he hasn’t returned it to me yet, and now he’s using it to make a deal for me. My pineapple hairpin is out of print. Did not see the same.

When Zhang Qiling heard this kind of topic, he was obviously unwilling to let it go, and he didn't think that I was a mother of a child, how could anyone really care about it.Lao Zhang took my mobile phone and sent a voice message: "Can I bring my family?"

I covered his hand and told him not to talk nonsense, can he play CS? Besides, no one takes care of his family, and I take care of my husband alone. I will be laughed at.

It was too late to take back what he said, the people in the group were chatting, his voice was obviously thicker than mine, the roommate immediately booed, saying yes, yes, Wu Xie is going to take her husband, and I have to pay 1000 yuan money.

Zhang Qiling didn't care about my chattering, raised his hand and sent five 5 red envelopes, and then used his mobile phone to transfer 200 to me. He is really a fastidious person.

I pouted and said: "You don't know how, what are you doing, they beat you to death in one go."

Lao Zhang pinched my face and said, "How do you know I can't?" After finishing speaking, he didn't give me a chance to speak again, he put the phone aside, and took me to breastfeed, lest his precious cub be broken. pause.

In this way, the final number of people in CS is [-] people. Not only can I go, but Lao Zhang can also keep up. I think he is my oil bottle. No one will take an old father with him when he goes out to play. Can a stuffy fellow fit in with us young people?

But having said that, if I insist on not letting him go, he will definitely not let me go. In our family, the dumb father is very strict, but he seldom uses this right.

What can I do? I had to compromise. Amy knew that we were going up the mountain, so she helped us prepare the luggage. She is a versatile little jingle, and she prepared everything very well. She even brought a portable breast pump, but I’m not sure if it’s available. There is no breast milk bag in the refrigerator, the big deal is to suck it out and throw it away.

All the classmates have met my husband, only Lu Ren didn't see him when he came here. He also brought a few of his friends, all of whom I played with in the game.Several people were very surprised when they saw Lao Zhang. They probably didn't expect that the old man I was talking about was actually a young talent.

Lu Ren chartered a minibus, 16 people is still very loose, I am prone to motion sickness, so I sat in the front with Lao Zhang, Lu Ren and his friend sat next to us, separated by a corridor.

Zhang Qiling put a motion sickness sticker on me and asked me to lean on him to sleep, so that I would not get dizzy easily, so I said no, how boring it is to sleep as soon as I get in the car, and everyone still has to sing.

I just said that it is difficult for him to integrate into us. He is an old man who is running around, and I am not wrong about him at all. It is like bringing a cold-faced bodyguard.