【Bottle Evil】Arranged Marriage

After having four children, the quiet days of our family are gone forever, and every day is noisy.Fortunately, Lao Zhang is very majestic, and the little ones know how to behave in front of him.

As the eldest son of the family, Xiaochengzi is very obedient and well-behaved. Because Xiaotang is a little girl, she is also very obedient.The two of them can be said to be model children, and they can get the medal of good children.

Where is the problem? The problem lies with the third child, this little bastard who was not so obedient from the mother's womb is simply rebellious by nature.People say that there is always a rebellious child in a nest, and it is definitely her.

From the day she could walk, she has been keen on teasing cats and dogs. Xiao Chengzi has been beaten and cried by her countless times, and she refuses to mend her despite repeated admonitions.

This look is very familiar. This familiar look is like my third uncle. Does every third uncle have this virtue?It is the unsolved mystery of the world.She shouldn't be called seaweed, she should be called sea monkey, her skin is like a monkey.

Or maybe it was a bad choice of name, all four of them had three points of water, but she had an extra prefix, and things became fucked up.

But, my second uncle once said a famous saying in the world. He said that the second child is always smarter than the third child.Maybe it's because of this that my third uncle is most afraid of my second uncle.

In the same way, what Haizao is most afraid of is her second brother Hai Che. Sometimes she is about to fly into the sky. As long as I call Hai Che's name, she will immediately wilt and pretend to be cute.

The bigger Hai Che is, the more he looks like Zhang Qiling, but he talks a lot, and Haizao is most afraid of his ramblings. Whenever he talks, Haizao wishes that he was born without ears.

But it's also very strange, she knows that she will be beaten by her second brother if she does something, she just wants to do it, like a milk cat with cheap hands and paws.The more afraid I am, the more I want to do it, and I am afraid of being scolded when I do it.

What she often gets scolded for is brushing her teeth without turning off the power of the electric toothbrush. She often sees toothbrushes that vibrate, commit suicide, fall and break. Others’ toothbrush body can be used for three years, but she can only use it for three days.

I took a picture of her unlovable expression when Hai Che said it, and sent it to Moments, with the words: Sun Wukong was caught by Tang Sanzang, is it true that every third child is afraid of his second brother?

My second uncle was the first to like this circle of friends.The third uncle didn't like it, probably because I poked his pain point.

Zhang Qiling basically gave up on disciplining his son, as long as she is not too much, he can completely ignore her.I asked him why, and he looked at me meaningfully.

I felt that he was implying something bad about me, so I jumped up and bit him. He supported my waist, took off my pants, and pinched my buttocks.

Since he had the operation, he has no scruples. As long as we are alone in the bedroom, his hands are always unruly.

I screamed: "Your domestic violence, I'm going to sue you, ahhh, don't scratch me, I was wrong, I was wrong brother!!"

He actually scratched the itchy flesh on my waist, and clamped my legs with evil intentions, making me unable to break free. It was so itchy that I almost died laughing.

While we were making noise, the bedroom door was pushed open suddenly, and my hand was on Lao Zhang’s crotch. I was so frightened that I immediately let go, and pulled up my pants, so as not to be seen by such unsuitable plots.

It was Seaweed who pushed the door, she ran in excitedly like a whirlwind, and went to bed with her shoes on, proudly and loudly, announcing her grand dream in the future: "I want to sell popcorn!!!!"

Neither Zhang Qiling nor I were mad at her for wearing her shoes to bed, because the dream seemed mundane, but sadly, it was destined not to come true.

Because Zhang Haizao is allergic to corn, I sympathize with it. Our whole family is not allergic to corn. She is the only one who is allergic to corn, and even just touching it makes her whole body itch.

For this, she doesn’t know how many times she has cried, how many times she has eaten secretly, but because my sister likes it, my family will do it once or twice, and she looks like a greedy puppy by the side. .

I touched her little head and said, "Popcorn is made of corn."

She was shocked. She never thought that popcorn would be made of corn. How could this be possible? Corn is yellow and grows on a cob, or one grain at a time. How could it be popcorn? ? ?How could it be the popcorn she saw in the movie theater but never ate? !

Zhang Haizao didn't believe it. She didn't believe in such a cruel fact. To prove it, I specially opened a bag of corn kernels for popcorn, popped it into popcorn in front of her, and ate it cruelly. A handful, and one for her dad by the way.

What a poor child, I watched the seaweed rolling all over the ground with sympathy, wept bitterly, and was unwilling to admit that my first dream was shattered so quickly.

Then she started kicking me, biting my legs, saying I was a bad mother, why did she have a corn allergy, no one else is allergic, it just didn't hurt her, and made her allergic.

What does this have to do with me? It's not up to me to decide. Her father is also allergic to pineapples, so I don't see her eating less.

I pushed her to the corner with the Jio, let her fend for herself, then poured out the popcorn and called everyone to come and eat.

Haizao cried for a while, and stopped crying when no one paid any attention to it. She came to me wiping her snot and pulled my sleeve pitifully: "Can I sell Wowotou?"

I looked at her lovingly and said, "That's also made of corn, cornmeal."

Zhang Haizao, who is only five years old, already understands the cruelty of the world and the indifference of the human heart, especially her dear mommy, which is outrageous.

Gee tut.

Haiche still loves his younger sister very much, and when she was not acting as a monster, his three hours of hard work finally changed Haizao's dream. Haizao decided to sell earplugs in the future, and she would never hear her second brother's nagging again!

Hahahahaha, it's so pitiful, so pitiful, how could there be such a poor child.I couldn't breathe from laughing, the seaweed got angry, ran over and pulled off my sock, and threw it into my cup with a puff.

I laughed and fell into Zhang Qiling's arms, and asked him to tidy up her daughter's masterpiece, and stuffed my feet into his slippers by the way.

Haiche chased after Haizao, and taught her not to behave like this, so Haicheng didn't care about this demon king, and seriously fed the youngest popcorn to prevent her from choking.

I leaned on Lao Zhang, a little helpless, forget it, I don't care, another day of bustle and bustle, there is nothing wrong with it.

This is life~