【Bottle Evil】Arranged Marriage

After having Zai, the main center of our family has become Zai. It should be said that Zhang Qiling’s main center has become Zai. A good boy with all-round development of body and beauty, five stresses and four beauties.

It's no wonder that he can successfully run a company. There seems to be no concept of laziness in his world, which is completely different from most ordinary people.

He even made a strict schedule, doing things according to the schedule every day, feeding gymnastics story books and playing.With a good father like him, as far as I am concerned, life is no different. Apart from sucking a breast from time to time, I still eat, sleep and eat, and play games and eat chicken every now and then.

The only trouble is that I have only one child, but I have a lot of milk. I think it is too wasteful to make breast milk soap, and it is too strange to give it to someone after it is ready.

The small refrigerator I bought at the beginning was filled with breast milk bags very quickly, and the cub’s drinking speed could not keep up with my production speed. In order not to waste the milk, I simply gave it to Zhang Qiling to drink. He is a person who does not have high requirements for food. The man who is so hard to drink should give me a drink, three cups a day, this is what I worked so hard to produce.

Of all the things Amy bought for me, Polaroid has become the most commonly used thing. Since I had a baby, my enthusiasm for taking pictures has been ignited, and I can use up dozens of negatives in a day. Then pick the best-looking one and put it on the wall. Sometimes the background board of Lao Zhang can be photographed, so I just took a picture of the family of three.

I am keen to find the difference in these photos. I feel that the child has grown up a little bit every day. I suddenly understand Zhang Qiling’s mood. Parents don’t want to miss any growth of the child. He will grow up in the blink of an eye. up.

But these are not all smooth sailing. Haicheng doesn't like his father's storybook time very much. He is my cub. He thinks that his father's bland voice is useless. It's better to listen to the little bear. The story is interesting.

Later, when Zhang Qiling read a storybook, the cub pretended to be asleep, no matter how hard I tried to push him, he would not move. Facts have proved that you can never wake up a child who pretends to be asleep unless he wants to open his eyes.

After realizing that his cub didn't like to read stories by himself, the old man's father was calm on the surface, but in fact he was very upset. Don't ask me how I know, I just know.

For this reason, every time I read a storybook to Zai Zai, I become the one who takes my voice too much. I will play many roles by myself, read lines in different voices, and occasionally dance with hands and feet. .

This is a subconscious behavior, I didn't notice that I would do this at all, until Zhang Qiling, a bastard, took a picture of me reading a storybook one day, and I didn't know that I looked very mentally retarded.What's even worse is that he posted this video to his circle of friends. In the video, I am wearing a one-piece pajamas of a little monster, grimacing with teeth and claws, and making strange gurgling noises in the video.

By the time I ordered him to delete it, this video had already had more than 100 likes, which means at least 100 people had seen me as an idiot.The third uncle also saved it and sent it to our family group with three smiling emojis.

In order to retaliate against this villain, I tied a knot on the top of his head and tied a bow, forced him to make a face, and then sent this photo to his circle of friends.

Maybe out of self-protection, this photo doesn’t get many likes, but I asked Amy, the boss’s photo has indeed been spread on the employees’ underground transportation network, so I’m satisfied.Come on, hurt each other.

The mutual harm between me and Lao Zhang is not only that, but I always lose more than win, because my expression management is not good, and I will have a very broken expression whenever I take a photo.On the other hand, Lao Zhang, a guy who can't snort and grind his teeth even in sleep, it's too difficult to find ugly photos of him.In the end, I ordered this villain not to send any more personal things to Moments, and this war was considered to be a unilateral end.

Because my little Haicheng is so cute, people in our family generally want to take him. My mother suggested several times, and she helped me take him, but I am really worried. She never took care of me when I was a child. How could she take him? Cub Zai, she is a person who does whatever she wants.

As for my third uncle, I almost wrote on the door that Wu Sanxing and dogs are not allowed to enter. He actually secretly gave my cub candy without my back. Fortunately, I found out in time and almost licked it.I just said why three of my molars were decayed, it was because this guy gave me candy.

The third uncle was given a hard time by me, very innocent, and asked me: "Then when do you think he can eat candy?"

I pinched the little boy's cheek and said, "Why do you insist on giving him candy? Don't you know it's bad for your health? Children can only be given complementary food after six months, salt after two years old, and three years old." Candy can only be eaten after the age of one."

The third uncle clicked his tongue and said indifferently: "Put it down, you ate everything when you were young, no matter how strict you are now, what's the use of being strict now, he will secretly buy junk food by himself when he goes to school, invites his parents when he is in elementary school, and invites parents when he is in junior high school." Fighting with others, you have this virtue when you were young, dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, do you think you can give birth to any good sons?"

What he said made sense, but I was speechless. When I thought about how this little boy would grow up in the future and have various problems, I felt a little headache.

Sure enough, if you give birth to a hundred years old, you will worry about 99 years.I sighed, lifted the little cub up, and kissed his little belly.For things like raising a child, it's almost enough to have one. I don't want to have other debt collectors to collect debts.

Come on, kid Zhang Haicheng, you still have a long way to go.