After I Became a Zombie, My Face Is Paralyzed

As for whether to sit down and eat something together, Xiao Shenwei actually refused at first.

Am I that kind of person?

Do you think I can forgive you with a hot pot meal?

—At least three meals.

So at this moment, Xiao Shenwei was squatting next to the pot, leaning on Tantou at his feet, holding a flower roll in his arms, eating a river prawn kid at a time.

Everything is perfect.

It would be more perfect if Tantou didn't drool while hugging his feet.

Xiao Shenwei is still thinking about the fact that this guy just threw him in the muddy mud to wash his face with saliva.

So I didn't give it the bone stubble in my hand, but the three glutinous rice balls, who had already eaten their stomachs round when they were cheap, and were dozing aside.

Tantou felt that he had fallen out of favor.

Humming and whimpering, Lai rolled around Xiao Shenwei's feet for a few times, but after getting no response, he decided to take advantage of the glutinous rice balls to pee, and take revenge on the dumplings and the steamed stuffed brothers.

"Wang Hou——!!"

Tantou, who jumped up suddenly, frightened Baozi and Dumpling, who were sleeping together, opened their eyes in a jerk, rolled on the ground with their feet in the air, and screamed away.

"Whoosh hoot—"

Tantou looked at the terrified dumplings and buns, grinning happily and wagging his tail.

It seems that this kind of thing is done a lot.

Then it was sanctioned by the big sister's head glutinous rice balls.

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Tangyuan, which was a circle bigger than dumplings and glutinous rice balls, raised its nose and bared its teeth, and with its ears twitched, it rushed forward fiercely and roared at Tantou.

Tantou was complacent for less than half a minute, lost his arrogance, and ran away cursing with his tail that had been bitten off.

Xiao Shenwei: ...a model of a dog who talks too much.

Hanamaki: Meow.

Ni Youqing has been living a very contented life recently.

Because this group of people started to rob zombies out of boredom.

High-level zombies can't get it, and low-level zombies still have a chance to get alive.

So in this small valley, there are a few poor zombies in captivity, and Ni Youqing drags them to draw blood and pluck their hairs for experiments every day.

There is no food.

If you starve to death, replace it with a new one.

Zombies: what do people do?

So under the efforts of Ni Youqing and the selfless dedication (?) of the zombies, the research on anti-virus vaccines made another breakthrough during Xiao Shenwei's absence.

Ni Youqing: Doing research, it’s very simple, it’s just a useless zombie.

But now, with the return of the two great powers in the valley, Ni Youqing's thoughts that had been extinguished before became active again.

"Well, let's discuss something..."

Ni Youqing poked his head out from the crack of the door, smiled and rubbed his hands.

At that time, Xiao Shenwei and Rong Yun were squatting in front of the stove and eating barbecue in a small stove. Looking at the big face covered with a black mask, they were stunned on the spot.

"……Say."

Rong Yun stuffed a piece of beef into Xiao Shenwei's mouth.

"Yo, turn on the stove."

Ni Youqing came over very consciously, not afraid of the heat, reached out and tore a piece of meat from the grill, and put it in his mouth:

"...Actually, it's not a big deal... Oops, it's so delicious... That's, ah... That high-level zombie... Hiccup... Can you give me two ends..."

Under the gaze of the four eyes, Ni Youqing's voice became smaller and smaller, until finally quietly silent.

"Cough, what..." She coughed dryly, smiled awkwardly, and moved her butt out of the door a little bit:

"... Anyway... Xiao Xiao's current situation, I can only guarantee that it will not spread and deteriorate... The specific treatment plan still depends on anatomy... Cough, study advanced zombies!"

After quickly finishing the rest of the sentence, Ni Youqing tore off another piece of barbecued meat, and sprinted back to the door, showing half of his head with a smile: "I'll take care of the zombie specimens!"

Rong Yun & Xiao Shenwei: ...

The door is closed.

After two seconds, it opened again.

Ni Youqing held the door panel and stared eagerly at the fire and the barbecue on the fire: "The barbecue is delicious, can I share some more?"

"..."

"...Take it away."

"Hey, okay, thank you Brother Rong, Brother Rong is so kind." Ni Youqing quickly caught the barbecue that was flying towards her head, and closed the door contentedly.

However, within a few seconds.

The door opened again.

"Hey, what... Try to catch alive!"

"...Go away, it's not over!!!"

"okay!"

"boom--"

The world is clean.

Xiao Shenwei and Rong Yun looked at each other and laughed again.

The night sky of the oasis is full of stars, and Ping Hanhai and Tang Qiu next door are snoring loudly.

The three researchers couldn't sleep and were playing cards in the yard.

Hanamaki came down from the roof, went into the room and stretched, twisted her buttocks, walked to the pillow above Xiao Shenwei's head and kicked her paws, squinted her eyes and began to doze off.

Tantou is not asleep yet.

It provoked dumplings and steamed stuffed buns again, and was being chased by glutinous rice balls to parkour all over the valley.

The green-haired tortoise came here at some point, squatting on the side watching the show while spitting bubbles.

The zombies locked in the cage clawed at the railing, looking at the sky and howling aimlessly.

A pink slipper flew over from a distance, and with a "snap" it passed through the gap in the railing and pia'd the face of the zombie who was howling the most.

"If you disturb my old lady's beauty sleep again, I will tear you apart!!"

The cage was quiet.

The zombie whose face was slapped by the shoe took the shoe off its face dumbly, put it in its mouth and took two bites.

then,

"Puff bah bah..."

It's terrible.

The valley was alive like a paradise, Xiao Shenwei lay on the bed wrapped in a quilt, and slipped into Rong Yun's arms.

"Good night."

A kiss fell on the forehead.

Xiao Shenwei heard Rong Yun's voice.

"Good night."

……

……

In the oasis, the dawn seems to be extraordinarily early.

It wasn't Hanamaki or Tantou that woke Xiao Shenwei up, but the singing of birds on the windowsill.

Xiao Shenwei quietly took off the arms around his waist, got out of bed and stretched by the window.

The morning mist has not dissipated, and the emerald colors of the mountains are hidden in a haze.

The chickadee sitting on the windowsill did not fly away.

It didn't seem to be afraid of the big man in front of it, instead it jumped over and tilted its head to look at him.

Xiao Shenwei looked down at the round tit, stretched out a finger, and poked it.

"Chirp."

The tit jumped away.

Did not poke.

Without touching it again, Xiao Shenwei turned around and went back to get a cup toothbrush, and went back to the windowsill to brush his teeth.

The little things are still there.

And seeing that Xiao Shenwei didn't intend to stretch out his hand any more, he hopped over again quietly, leaning on Xiao Shenwei's hand propped by the window, and began to comb the feathers.

The warm touch of fur made Xiao Shenwei pause when he brushed his teeth.

He raised his finger slightly.

"Chirp."

The little tit jumped away again, flapped its wings and hopped to a place one meter away from Xiao Shenwei, tilting its head to observe secretly.

Xiao Shenwei: "..."

Forget it.

Ignoring it, Xiao Shenwei went back after washing and woke up Rong Yun, but when he turned his head, he saw the little thing poking his head on the window sill again.

Xiao Shenwei: It's so fat, it must be delicious when roasted.

He thought for a while, then turned around and squeezed a handful of broken rice grains, put them in his palm, and spread his palm towards the little tit.

Titmouse tilted her head: "Chirp."

Xiao Shenwei: ... Braised in brown sauce or stewed in clear water? (lick mouth)

After a moment of stalemate, the tit came over cautiously.

Take a quick bite.

Take another grain.

One more bite...

In the end, half of his body was lying in Xiao Shenwei's palm.

There was a gentle breeze, and the zombies above their heads showed their fangs.

Then--

"Wow!"

"grumble--!!!"

A scream.

A dog's face with a huge charcoal head appeared in front of the window sill, wagging its tail and blowing out snot.

Xiao Shenwei: "... spit it out!!!!!!"

Tantou tilted his head: "Aww?"

Xiao Shenwei: "..."

He pinched Tantou's nose and forcefully opened his big mouth.

A poor chickadee, drenched with saliva, was lifted out by Xiao Shenwei by pinching the tips of its wings, looking dying.

Xiao Shenwei: ...

The chickadee that escaped from the wolf's mouth shuddered, flapping its wings and stumbling away.

Xiao Shenwei clasped his hands, his joints making a clicking sound.

Charcoal head: ...

"boom----"

Ni Youqing, who was awakened by a loud noise, rubbed his eyes and opened the door cursingly.

Outside the door, a white wolfhound was running around the valley with its ears twitched.

Behind him, the thin and pale young man held the door panel that had just been removed in his hand, chasing and cursing angrily.

Rong Yun, who was cooking in the kitchen, glanced out, smiled and shook his head.

Three silly researchers ran out in disheveled clothes, panicking: "There's an earthquake!! There's an earthquake!!!"

On the roof, Hanamaki held a shivering tit under its paw: "Meow?"

A new day in the valley kicked off in a frenzy (?).

"time to eat."

Rong Yun wore an apron and held a bowl, standing by the kitchen and shouting.

The dogs stopped running, the zombies stopped chasing, and everything seemed to be on the pause button.

Then the streams and grasslands, the shade of the trees in the valleys, and the mist and smoke.

Congee and side dishes are placed on the table with a primitive and rough style.

Xiao Shenwei held the bowl and looked at Rong Yun beside him, his eyebrows and eyes curved: "Rong Yun."

"Ok?"

"It's so kind of you."

Rong Yun: "...En."

Everyone here: ...? ? ?

He kicked the dog food in front of him: take it away, don't eat it! ! !

Finally, Xiao Shenwei, who was full, wandered around the valley twice, and finally remembered the cloth bag that Uncle Li had given him.

Several people gathered together, looked at the heavy bag and looked at each other in blank dismay.

"……open to take a look?"

"Row."

However, when the contents of the bag were truly displayed in front of everyone, the air was silent.

On the way back, Xiao Shenwei had guessed many times what was in the cloth bag that Uncle Li gave him.

Such as spices, such as salt, or homemade high-efficiency hemostatic powder.

It's just that they didn't expect them to receive such a precious gift.

—It was a bag of seeds.

All kinds of seeds are packed in small cloth bags by category.

These seeds are very large, and they are not serious seeds at first glance.

Plants in the natural world have long been changed beyond recognition after undergoing mutations, and it has become common for flowers to bite people and vines to suck blood.

But Xiao Shenwei still recognized several of them.

Such as winter melon, watermelon, pumpkin...

Well, there are also tomatoes and gherkins.

In addition, there is a large bag of wheat seeds.

Xiao Shenwei didn't know how difficult it was to collect these seeds at the end of mourning.

But this heavy gift really moved Xiao Shenwei very much.

The news in front of the valley rushed by, Xiao Shenwei squatted by the stream and took a sip of the clear stream water.

Mmm, kinda sweet.

He turned his head and looked at the empty valley with nothing but a few huts, and touched the cloth bag in his hand.

Well, how do you say something?

...a farmer, a mountain spring, a little field?

Come on, a better life, let’s start with farming!

Thus, the spring of the last four years of mourning came quietly in the valley of this unnamed oasis, amidst the plowing of the ground to plant vegetables, cats meowing and dogs barking, and tits screaming.