There's definitely something wrong with his women's clothing

Hu Zhai: "..." After seeing the culprit himself, the fragmented brain quickly began to reconnect.

Xu Jingyan saw that the person was frozen inside, so he put down his arm propped on the door panel indifferently, twisted his waist and swayed in front of Hu Zhai like a fairy.

He couldn't rest his eyes, he glanced from Hu Zhai's typical plaid shirt for science men to the washed white jeans, and then back to Hu Zhai's face.

Hu Zhai has a small face, a face that you can never guess just by looking at the clothes and trousers, thin lips, and a slightly delicate nose. The only distinctive feature is the pair of oversized eyes. Bangs get in the back.

Xu Jingyan recalled the surprise in his eyes before, and suddenly felt that the bangs on Hu Zhai's face were an eyesore, so he simply reached out to brush Hu Zhai's hair.

"Snapped--"

A loud slap sounded.

Hu Zhai slapped Xu Jingyan's hand, and at the same time, there was a "ding" in his head, and the reconnection was successful. He squinted at Xu Jingyan, and suddenly remembered the sentence that Fang Zi said, "Apart from appearance, she is a woman. Yes, he's basically a man in essence." Suddenly, he suddenly realized, and the look in Xu Jingyan's eyes became weird.

Xu Jingyan blinked innocently, staring at Hu Zhai.

The little boy is so cute! ! !

He thought about it calmly, then raised the hand that Hu Zhai had beaten, glanced at the light, and suddenly stretched it out in front of Hu Zhai. It hurts, I was made popular by you~" He stamped his feet and twisted his waist as he spoke.

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His gaze drifted over Xu Jingyan's hand coolly, and he replied in a neutral tone: "It seems to be really red."

Listening to his tone, Xu Jingyan felt that something was wrong, but he didn't think too much about it. He laughed like an old fox, and put more effort into it, pinching his throat and acting coquettishly: "Isn't it just red~ little brother~ you Look at you, hurry up and blow it to others, if you blow it, I will forgive you~"

Hu Zhai trembled all over, and blurted out the word "fuck", he hugged his arms tightly, and kept away from Xu Jingyan as much as possible, with resistance written all over his body: "You are really crazy, it's okay to be a man disguised as a woman, and you are still like this .”

"..."

Xu Jingyan's face darkened suddenly, his delicate body stood upright, he raised his chin and stared at Hu Zhai, and said coldly, "How did you find out?"

Hu Zhai thought to himself, which girl is so tall?Are your shoulders that wide?The point is what Brother Fang said: He is basically a man in essence.Do you understand what the essence means?

But he didn't dare to say anything, Xu Jingyan looked a little scary.

His voice is still a female voice, but the whole tone is deep and deep: "There is no other way, little brother, and I don't want to treat you like this, but you discovered my secret, so I can only do this." He didn't know where it came from He took out a gun and suddenly raised it high, the blade reflected the incandescent light on the roof, and a white glow flashed across Hu Zhai's face.

Hu Zhai was blinded by the light, and his head was in a mess. It was the first time in his life that he encountered such a thing, and he was completely frightened. The whole person forgot how to move.

Xu Jingyan slowly lowered his raised hand towards his neck, and his voice became gentle again, "Don't worry, little brother~ it won't hurt at all, I move very fast."

After he finished speaking, the knife stopped on Hu Zhai's shoulder, and he took a step forward, as if stabbing out with the knife in his hand. In fact, he circled Hu Zhai to get the apple on the workbench behind Hu Zhai.

Hu Zhai closed his eyes nervously, the expected pain did not come, but laughter came from his ears.

Xu Jingyan laughed hard, holding an apple in one hand and a gun in the other: "You are so cute."

"It's so cute." He emphasized it again, Hu's house reminded him of Little Fat Chirp raised by his mother at home.

Every time he went to snatch Xiao Feijiu's toy, that little guy would stand in every corner of the room, looking at him in shock, daring not to speak out, and could only hug the toy and stay away from him as much as possible.

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He waited indifferently for Xu Jingyan to finish laughing, the two looked at each other, Hu Zhai looked at the idiot's expression without hiding it, he is not only angry, but also very annoyed now!

He turned around, picked up the documents, turned back, avoided Xu Jingyan, and walked out.

Xu Jingyan stood still, and after a while, he helplessly spread his hands and shrugged.

The scientific research room was empty, without even a ghost, so he simply took off his disguise, threw the apple back to the workbench, took out a pack of Red River from his bag with a cold face, and just took one out and put it between his lips, when he suddenly thought of scientific research He saw the no-smoking sign in the room, and suddenly made a "tsk" sound of irritability, took off the cigarette, and stuffed it back.

There are still computers in the scientific research room that are not turned off, which means that the red dot that is running is beating on the case.

He turned around in a circle, and then turned back in the opposite direction. The hem of the floral skirt drew a beautiful arc, revealing half of his calf, which was forced to shaved, and it was white and tender.

Xu Jingyan stepped up to the file cabinet, muttering "the second type of drawer, the establishment of training standards and the research on the measures to meet the standards", he groped along the cabinet, opened the drawer, and rummaged through a pile of documents to find himself The one I wanted, I held it with my arm, closed the drawer, and then turned and walked out of the research room.

The phone rang, it was his mother calling him, he clicked on it and placed it next to his ear.

Zhang Xinyi really said: "Do you want me to wait for you until dawn with a document?"

"Okay, okay, I'll be there soon." He responded casually, took out the cigarette that he hadn't smoked just now, and was about to light it, when he heard Zhang Xinyi as if she had put an eye on him, a prophet of the future.

Zhang Xinyi: "Girls, pick the cigarettes for me!"

Xu Jingyan: "..." If others don't know, how can you not know that I'm not a girl?

Annoyed, he threw the cigarette on the ground and crushed it with his foot, "I didn't smoke!"

The moon hung upright in the air, as if mocking him for not being upright enough, yet he really put on women's clothes.

The breeze blows, the summer heat dissipates in the middle of the night, and the coolness comes in along the window bars.

After Hu Zhai took a shower, he might have been annoyed by the bath water, or he might not have enough brain capacity to forget Xu Jingyan.

He was rubbing his hair casually with a towel.

Roommate Sun Xiangheng said suddenly: "Zhaier, you help me play two rounds, I haven't showered yet."

Hu Zhai said "Oh", threw the towel on his shoulder, went to pick up his mouse, and asked casually, "I didn't come back yesterday, did you not take a shower?"

Sun Xiangheng had been sleeping on Hu Zhai's bed, and when he heard the words, he was shocked, "How is that possible! Hahaha!" He laughed dryly.

Hu Zhai gave a "hmm" and pushed the person aside, "Just wash it."

He sat on the stool by himself, staring at the screen without turning his head, and said, "Okay, hurry up, what kind of thing is this fighting, 0-4, and you can't uninstall after hitting like this? Are you looking for abuse?"

When he was on the bunk, Hai pulled his head out of the quilt, and said: "My house brother's speech is getting sharper and sharper. Following Fang Zi, he has made rapid progress."

"Go." Sun Xiangheng became angry from embarrassment, and winked at Shi Hai, "Stop following my house and blowing rainbow farts, my house won't eat your tricks."

Hu Zhai said coldly: "I'll eat, you hurry to take a shower, I still have a physics problem to do later."

The game Sun Xiangheng plays is called LOL, the scientific name is "League of Legends". According to the official introduction, this is a game of pushing towers.

This game is divided into upper, middle and lower lanes. Hu Zhai took over for 5 minutes. He was pushed to the crystal inexplicably on the top lane. Hu Zhai jumped the tower to kill the opposite bounty. He was so angry that he said: "Teemo, you plant more mushrooms under the tower! You don't grow mushrooms Are you going to poison yourself?"

Timo suddenly stood still under the tower, and 1 minute later, Hu Zhai received a reply from Timo.

[Swift Scout: Little Brother~ Do you think the mushrooms grown by others look good?How do you like it?If you like, I can show you the real thing~]

Hu Zhai's eyelids twitched. He looked at the strange pattern surrounded by mushrooms in his highland, and fell silent. He felt that Timo's tone was very familiar, reminding him of the one in the scientific research room who might have to stay for another month. metamorphosis.

Forget it, it has nothing to do with him.

Hu Zhai has very good ideas, so just ignore them. Anyway, he only wants to engage in scientific research. Besides, he really has no reason to discriminate against other people's special hobbies.

When he was distracted, the game was pushed to the high ground by others, and there was no suspense in losing. Hu Zhai looked at the settlement page, calmly clicked on Timo, reported, and checked the three options: hang up, paddle.

The next day.

The sun shines brightly.

Because of the holiday, Hu Zhai slept a little longer.

A few people in the dormitory had appointments, and those who had classes were in class. Hu Zhai opened his eyes and glanced at the time on his phone: 09:30.

His eyelids were still glued together, so he simply turned over and planned to squint for a while.

There was a sudden knock on the dormitory door.

"Bang bang—bang—"

"Who is it?" Hu Zhai gritted his teeth and didn't want to move. He buried his face in the pillow and rubbed it, trying to wait for an answer from outside, but no one answered after waiting for a while.

The knock on the door was still ringing.

"Bang bang—"

Hu Zhai rubbed his pillow vigorously, thinking that he might be a counselor, he reluctantly got up to open the door.

"Stop knocking! Here we come!" He lowered his head and opened the door with a "kuang", and suddenly froze when he wanted to say something.

Xu Jingyan had an elegant textbook-style smile on his face. Seeing the door open, he raised his right arm and waved to greet him: "Hi~ little brother~ I'm in charge of accompanying you today~"

He is wearing a pure white gauze skirt today, with lovely lace all over the skirt, because indoors, he held the matching white hat in his hand, with a pink rose on it, and It is surrounded by a layer of gauze, and the whole set is very elegant and girlish.

But this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that at the door of his dormitory, behind Xu Jingyan, and in the entire corridor, there are boys in disheveled clothes, staring at Xu Jingyan excitedly, with their eyes wide open. Light.

Hu Zhai felt that the way he opened the door might be wrong, he closed the door with a "touch—" and opened it again, the same scene was still in front of him.

"What are you doing here?" He raised his eyebrows and whispered.

Xu Jingyan looked around aggrievedly, wrinkled his face and said, "Little brother, don't you invite him in first?"

With a blink of his eyes, he was pulled into the room.

Hu Zhai closed the door, stood in front of him, pointed to the sky, then pointed to the ground, and said, "This is the boys' dormitory."

"Well, I know." Xu Jingyan said as a matter of course: "Is there any problem?"

Hu Zhai: "..." He had forgotten that the one in front of him was not a girl.

Xu Jingyan made an expression of sudden realization, raised his hands and half covered his face, and said with a light smile, "Ah~ I see, you must be worried about me."

Hu Zhai: "..." He decided that Xu Jingyan was not a girl, so he didn't answer at all, but he was tired of standing, so he went to sit by Sun Xiangheng's computer stool, yawned and said, "Student, what do you do? Go back early if you have nothing to do." I was about to go back to sleep.

Xu Jingyan didn't understand what he meant, so he just said: "Can't I come to you if I have nothing to do?"

He walked to Hu Zhai with a smile, and looked around his dormitory, "Your place is quite clean, I thought the boys' dormitory was very messy."

"The mess is in the pig's dormitory, not the boys' dormitory." Hu Zhai closed his eyes and casually perfunctory him.

Xu Jingyan was taken aback for a moment, then smiled, good guy, this sentence can offend half a building of boys.

He was very idle, his eyes were on a round cactus on the window sill, and he stretched out his hand excitedly, and quietly took the prickly pear.

Hu Zhai waited quietly for a while, but did not see Xu Jingyan speak, so he had to open his eyes to look over.

After Xu Jingyan took the cactus ball down, he squeezed the thumb and index finger of his left hand together. The man's hand touched the prickly prickly prickly prickly prickly prickly prickly prickly prickly prickly prickly pear. down.

Hu Zhai: "!!!" What a prickly pear did it do!

Xu Jingyan pulled out one, put it on the table, moved another, and said while pulling out: "Professor Zhang said that you are on holiday today, and it just so happens that I am also on holiday. Take me out for a stroll."

"Put it down!" A pair of bony hands suddenly stretched out from the slanted spines and snatched away his cactus pot.

Xu Jingyan immediately turned to look at him, and said directly, "What are you doing?" After he finished speaking, he felt that his voice was not sweet enough, and he was a little annoyed.

Hu Zhai didn't pay attention at all, he glanced at the prickly pear, frowned and said, "What are you doing? Hai will have to work hard with you when he comes back."

He turned the cactus around, but he didn't see where the thorn was missing. He thought that Shi Hai couldn't see it either, so he put it back.

Xu Jingyan immediately stared at him with tears in his eyes, his eyes were very moved, "Little brother~ you are really worried about me~ I knew that you boys are hard-spoken and soft-hearted, but in fact you treat me well~" I'm so pretty after all~

Hu Zhai turned his head to look at him strangely, "What are you talking about..." Nonsense?

An index finger was placed in the middle of Hu Zhai's mouth.

Xu Jingyan moved closer to his face, and lowered his voice: "Shh~ don't talk." His expression was extremely gentle, his eyes were full of affection, and he said shyly, "Okay little brother~ I understand everything."

Hu Zhai was puzzled: ... What do you know?

I'm afraid that when my big brother comes back and sees his precious prickly prickly prickly prick, he will cry like a grandson, shameful, okay?

But before he could say anything, Xu Jingyan suddenly took his arm, dragged him outside, and said as he walked: "Little brother, you are so kind, and you are willing to go shopping with me, take me out to play, really So sweet~"

No!I don't, I'm not!I do not want to go!

Hu Zhai struggled hard, struggled...

He was horrified to find that he couldn't escape.

Xu Jingyan's hand holding his arm seemed to be welded to his arm. He was a 1.8 meter tall boy, and he couldn't break free from a girl's hand!Not even a fake girl!

What a shame!

The author has something to say: Xu Jingyan laughed inwardly: too young, young man.