I just want to be a technical nerd [Interstellar]

grown ups?

Gu Yixun turned his head, and saw a man in a white suit standing not far away, looking at this side with interest.

Who is this?

Looking at the trembling look of the middle-aged man, Gu Yi raised his eyebrows.

The middle-aged man secretly groaned in his heart, why did this adult come suddenly?It happened at such a time, and I don't know how long this person has been here, and whether these people have bumped into him.

The middle-aged man secretly glared at Gu Yi angrily, then turned around and walked forward quickly, nodded and bowed, with a respectful and flattering smile on his face: "Your Excellency's presence really makes the small shop flourish, Your Excellency, please , I wonder if you would like to eat something..."

The man stopped his words with a look, glanced around, and finally fell on Gu Yi, and smiled slightly: "I just happened to pass by, and I heard the dispute here, so I came to have a look."

The middle-aged man looked at the gate in the distance: "..." Then your ears are really good.

A familiar feeling came to his heart, followed by a trace of almost imperceptible resentment. Gu Yi couldn't help but frowned, and looked at the man carefully. He was handsome, gentle, and gentle. The status should not be low.

The middle-aged man saw Gu Yi staring at the lord, sweating profusely behind his back. He was afraid that his impolite behavior would arouse this lord's anger and even implicate him, so he immediately scolded: "Presumptuous! What are you looking at! What is a lord? Identity? Is it someone who can let you look directly?!"

Gu Yi: "..." Look, is there something wrong?

Gu Yi snapped back unceremoniously: "I don't think it's your business? Your Excellency has no objection, why are you excited?"

"Besides, can't you squint if you don't look straight? Sorry, I have nothing wrong with my eyes, so I can't do what you do."

Middle-aged man: "..." Someone has something wrong with his eyes!

The middle-aged man was so angry that he pointed at him and trembled with anger, "You...you...you..."

Gu Yi: "What are you? I wronged you, can't you? If you can report it successfully, it means that there is indeed a problem with your store. It's okay to sit on the floor and raise the price, but it's so ridiculous that the price of this meal is worth more than jade. One month's salary for the royal chef of the Heng Empire."

Middle-aged man: "..."

"It's fine if the price is outrageous. What kind of stuff do you make? Not only is it unpalatable, but you also cut corners. How can you say that you are authentic?" Gu Yi was indignant.

If this gets out, wouldn't it ruin the reputation of their Yuheng Empire?

The middle-aged man felt guilty for a moment, and took a peek at the man in a panic, but saw his expression was a little elusive, and hurriedly retorted: "Nonsense! You must talk about evidence, and the most important thing when opening a door is integrity. We are here The store has been open for so long, and there has never been a customer complaining about cutting corners in the food, and most of them are positive, you can’t deliberately slander us just because you can’t afford it.”

evidence?

Gambling on his honor of being the champion of Yuheng Empire Soup Boiler Competition for five consecutive times, Gu Yi immediately rolled up his sleeves, planning to argue with him to the end: "Do you want evidence? Very good, I..."

The man originally came here for Gu Yi, but after listening for a while, he guessed something. He took a look and stopped a robot that was about to deliver food. There was a covered soup on the tray held by the robot. , he gently uncovered it, took a sip from the clean spoon next to it, and had the answer in his heart.

"Cough cough!" With a light cough, the man interrupted their argument, "This soup is indeed not authentic."

Hearing this, the middle-aged man with a blushing face and a thick neck seemed to be strangled by Gu Yi, lost his voice, and his expression was twisted into a funny way.

Gu Yi glanced at the man unexpectedly, but also stopped, and did not speak again.

Man: "Okay, let's deal with it according to the opinions of the Star Alliance Supervision Bureau."

The middle-aged man's face turned pale, but he didn't dare to refute the man, so he could only pinch his nose and admit that he was unlucky: "Yes."

After dealing with the middle-aged man, the man looked at Gu Yi, his lips curled up slightly, and said with a smile, "Hello."

Looking at Gu Yi like this, he just felt that he looked like a "gentle scum", and he didn't have a good impression of the person in front of him, but was a little irritated.

Gu Yi suppressed this feeling and nodded politely: "Hello."

The man took a few steps closer: "Meeting is fate, I wonder if you have time now..."

Gu Yi's eyelids twitched: "Sorry, no."

"That's really a pity." The smile on the man's face faded a little.

Gu Yi: "??" What a pity? ?

The man was not discouraged when he was rejected, and continued: "Then tonight..."

Gu Yi: "I'm sorry, I have something to do tonight."

"tomorrow……"

"I'm not free tomorrow either."

"After that..."

Gu Yi frowned, a little impatient in his heart, and didn't want to entangle him anymore, so he said bluntly: "Sorry, I'm busy with things recently, I'm afraid I won't be able to spare time, you may as well just tell me if you have anything to say, It's flattering." He finished quickly so he could leave quickly.

"You don't have to worry too much, I just want to see you close your eyes and want to make friends with you." Hearing this, the man chuckled and asked instead: "When are you free? I don't mind waiting for you to be busy." over."

Gu Yi: "..." He minded.

Gu Yi said perfunctorily, "A year later."

man:"……"

He said helplessly, "Your Excellency was joking."

Gu Yi looked at his face, inexplicably, the more he looked at him, the more he wanted to hit someone, and he felt more and more unhappy, so he didn't bother to flirt with him anymore: "Your Excellency, don't waste your time, I don't have time anytime."

Man: "Why?" He began to wonder when he had offended this person.

Gu Yi: "Because your appearance scares me."

man:"??"

He's not ugly, is he?It's not so ugly that it's scary.The man glanced at the handsome face reflected in the glass.

"Your Excellency, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean to belittle your appearance," Gu Yi added, "I mean, you look bad."

"Not a nice guy."

man:"……"

The author has something to say: I suddenly thought of a small theater, just take a look~

Gu Xiaoyi's "evolution" small theater

Gu Xiaoyi is three years old this year, and was sent to Interstellar Kindergarten by his dad. He has a cute personality and is very popular, and because he is so cute, his face is fleshy. If you pinch it lightly, those big eyes will burst into tears. So I was often "bullied" by the brats next door.

Gu Xiaoshi, the elder brother, is Gu Xiaoyi's hero. He chased away the "bad guys", and looked at the silly white sweet younger brother beside him with sugar in his mouth, his cheeks puffed up.

Gu Xiaoshi: Let me tell you, let's do it...

Gu Xiaoyi: (⊙o⊙)

A month later, the soft and cute Gu Xiaoyi was successfully brainwashed and evolved into a "little devil king", who bullied a bunch of bullshit children into "wow".

The kindergarten teacher had no choice but to invite the parents. Gu Baba didn't believe it, thinking that their family, Gu Xiaoyi, was always well-behaved and obedient, so how could he possibly bully others? When Fatty Ling Xiaoyao squeezed toothpaste into his biscuit, he felt unwell.

Gu Baba: Where did my cute and cute son go?

When Gu Xiaoyi saw Gu Baba, he shook the toothpaste happily, and said inarticulately: Baba, Baba!elder brother!Great!Stir-fried chicken is greasy!

Papa Gu: ... oh

On the other end, Gu Xiaoshi, who just skipped class and was sneaking over the wall to see his younger brother and check the results of his teaching by the way: Ah-choo——

The sneeze was too loud, and was discovered by the dean who happened to be here on inspection. Fortunately, he ran fast and was not caught.

Gu Xiaoshi excitedly ran to the kindergarten, ran outside Gu Xiaoyi's classroom, and immediately saw his cute little brother surrounded by a group of "crooked melons and cracked dates".

Gu Xiaoshi: Yiyi——Brother, come...

There was a sudden cold swish behind him, Gu Xiaoshi looked back, and saw Gu Baba staring at him expressionlessly.

Gu Xiaoshi: ...

That night, there was a burst of wailing and howling from inside the imperial palace of the Yuheng Empire, mixed with a few angry curses from time to time.

Gu Xiaoyi was biting his little hands in confusion, looked at the chaotic scene, and tilted his little head. Is Baba Mama playing a game with his brother?But it's so noisy, the baby wants to sleep.

感谢在2020-01-3104:57:29~2020-02-0305:49:12期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmines: It seems that I don’t eat supper for supper, is it right? Zuizamingmingyue 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Zimei Qianwu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!