I just want to be a technical nerd [Interstellar]

Gu Yi looked at the two hugging and trembling in front of him, looking at him like looking at a "bully", and suddenly felt a headache.

"Ahhh!!! My soup!!!" The fat man realized that the box in his hand was gone, and when he turned his head, he saw a box lying alone at the bottom of the outer wall two or three steps to the right of him. rushed over.

The fat man picked up the box, put it between him and the thin man, opened the box hastily, and heaved a sigh of relief when he saw the tightly sealed clay pot inside: "Fortunately, I bought this shockproof and drop-resistant box, otherwise the soup will suffer. "

The thin man nodded again and again: "In order to celebrate the Yuheng Festival these days, the merchants have organized activities. Not only is there a [-]% discount, but also buy one get one free. I will buy another one later."

Gu Yi: "..." There are so many slots, I really don't know where to start.

"Brother, I'm sorry." After arguing for a long time, it turned out to be an oolong. Gu Yi took a step forward, patted the thin man's shoulder under the vigilant eyes, and said earnestly: "In the future, the important words should be put at the very top." Make it clear before, otherwise it will be easy for people to misunderstand, and it will be in vain. Besides, if you want to find someone to try the soup, you can go to the pedestrian street to rent a stall. In this kind of place, people will only think that you are trying to plot something wrong."

The fat man glanced at him aggrievedly: "We are obviously smiling and making a sincere request, how could it be regarded as plotting against others?"

"That is, with our good looks and friendly smiles, no matter how bad we are, we won't be regarded as bad people." The thin man resented.

As he spoke, he squeezed out a smile to prove himself.

Gu Yi: "..." Brother, how much did you misunderstand yourself?

He glanced at the silent man next to him, and his eyes were on the verge of closing.

Gu Yi: "..."

After such a comparison, he suddenly felt that the fat and thin duo were also pretty.

The man's attention has been focused on Gu Yi, so it is naturally impossible to ignore the sight he just looked over, Gu Yi's disgusted expression made him feel a little regret.

Man, Ruan Changfeng suddenly found that he was hot all over last night, and his mind was a little dizzy. He vaguely felt that he seemed to be returning to his human form. If he stayed in the palace, he would definitely cause a lot of trouble, so he ran out.

Fortunately, he visited the Yuheng Empire with his parents before, and he had a vague impression. He stumbled all the way and found a remote place. Before he had time to catch his breath, the pain inside his body became more and more intense, like being burned by a raging fire. After a while, it felt like a cold air possessed my body again, and my hands and feet became stiff.

After an unknown amount of time, Ruan Changfeng's sanity gradually cleared up, and he suddenly realized that he had regained his human form, wearing a white robe, and the space ring that he thought had disappeared into the space gap was intact on his index finger.

Ruan Changfeng reacted quickly, and immediately took out the optical brain from the ring to contact the adjutant, but all failed, and the external signal could not be connected at all.

Reluctantly turning off the optical brain, Ruan Changfeng frowned. With his current state, he would definitely not be able to return to Gu Yi's side as a little white wolf, and his true identity could not be revealed for the time being. Otherwise, the general of the First Legion would be silent. Appearing in the Yuheng Empire will inevitably attract suspicion from all parties.

Thinking of this, he thought for a while, then took out a medicine from the interspatial ring, and swallowed it straight away.

In less than ten seconds, his face began to itch, and his facial features began to change. When everything was over, Ruan Changfeng raised his head. If anyone saw him, he would be shocked. If his original face was extremely beautiful, then his current face is Ugly.

This kind of face-changing pill was given to Ruan Changfeng by the empress. It can quickly change the appearance and face. Even my own mother can't recognize it, and there is no machine to detect it. However, there is a small disadvantage that the changed faces are randomly combined and cannot be artificially control.

It's just that he didn't expect this random face to be so special, and he didn't know whether it was good luck or bad luck.

Ruan Changfeng stared expressionlessly at his reflection on the glass window, and silently looked away.

Afterwards, he left the yard and wandered around, and when he came back, he saw a person who should not have been here "arguing" with someone.

His heartbeat suddenly slowed down a step, and seeing that Gu Yi seemed to be being bullied, he subconsciously stepped forward to protect him.

"Oh, it's unlucky for us, I have a big heart, so let's leave this matter as it is, let's go." The fat man picked up the box and stood up.

"But..." The thin man's anger still persisted.

The fat man pulled him back a few steps, and said in a low voice: "Look at that big ugly guy, he's tall and burly, and we can't beat him if we really fight. With the time to be beaten, we might as well stay longer a soup."

"That's right." The thin man was stunned for a moment, scratching his head, still a little unwilling, "But...he kicked us..." Just that kick!Just paste them on the wall, it's too shameful.

The fat man thought for a while, his eyes lit up, he struggled for a while, and boldly asked Ruan Changfeng: "Can you make soup?"

Ruan Changfeng was taken aback for a moment, then paused. Thinking of the two feet before, he was silent for a while, then shook his head.

"Look," the fat man smiled when he got the answer, and turned his head to comfort the thin man, "This big ugly guy can't even boil soup, he must have well-developed limbs and a simple mind! Besides, looking at him like this, I'm sure he'll be disgusted in the future." It's too bad not to have a daughter-in-law, so let's not bother with him."

Ruan Changfeng: "??"

Ruan Changfeng: "..."

Gu Yi: "Poof—"

The author has something to say: Fatty: You are so ugly, you will definitely not be able to get a wife in the future!

Ruan Changfeng: Hehe

Gu Yi: Hahaha