I just want to be a technical nerd [Interstellar]

He let go of the yellow hair, stuffed the fork back into his pocket, and squatted back to the spot without saying a word.

Huangmao straightened his clothes, gasped heavily, squeezed out a cold snort from his nose, and continued to stare at the road, looking for a target to attack.

Lu Mao watched them and sighed: "It's a pity that the broken box we dug out from the West District a few days ago couldn't be opened, and it was snatched away, otherwise it could be sold for a few dollars."

box?

Gu Yi, who happened to be passing by, paused his footsteps when he heard the words, and instantly changed his mind about retreating secretly, leaned towards them quietly, hid behind a big tree, and made a silent gesture to the little white wolf in his arms. Move, then prick up your ears to listen to the conversation of several people.

Little White Wolf: "??"

"Don't mention it, that broken box is as big as a palm, and it's so light, it doesn't look like it can hold anything. Except for being stronger, it probably won't be worth a lot of money." Huang Mao said.

"It's hard to say, maybe there are precious gems inside." Hongmao squatted a little bit numb, so he changed his position.

Huang Mao suddenly became upset: "You kid must sing against me, right?"

"...I just think there is a possibility," Hongmao was not happy, and rolled his eyes, "It's clear that you don't like me."

"What's your attitude?" Huang Mao was already in a bad mood, and he was in an irritable mood. Hearing this, he immediately dropped the axe, picked up Red Mao and threw it aside.

The red hair was thrown two or three meters away by him, and rolled a few times, half lying on the ground, a trace of anger flashed across his face, his fists were clenched tightly, and he was about to get up, when he looked up, he saw a man with a new head He was a weirdo with a dog in his arms, who was wrapped up tighter than their feet.

The two looked at each other, and the atmosphere became a little tense for a moment.

Gu Yi: "..." This is embarrassing.

Hongmao: "..." This guy is dressed even more like a robber than they are.

Gu Yi thought for a while, raised his left hand, and tentatively said hello: "Hi? Have you eaten yet?"

Little White Wolf: "..." Is this the time to say hello?

The red hair replied subconsciously: "Hi! Not yet."

Little White Wolf: "..."

Hongmao: "..." What the hell is he!

The red hair immediately reacted, and took out a fork from his trouser pocket with his backhand and pointed at Gu Yi: "Who are you? What are you doing sneaking here?"

Gu Yi: "..." Do you have the face to call others sneaky?

The yellow and green furs also surrounded them.

Huang Mao picked up the ax that he had just dropped from the ground, and asked sinisterly, "Did you hear what we said?"

Gu Yi laughed dryly: "Brother, please calm down first, all this is a misunderstanding, I don't know anything." Put down the axe, and talk if you have something to say.

"Misunderstanding?" Huang Mao slowly approached.

"Wait, this voice seems familiar." Lu Mao suddenly said.

Knowing that he is extremely sensitive to people's timbre, Huang Mao, who can leave some impressions after hearing the voice once, immediately asked, "Have you seen him?"

"Let me think about..."

Hearing the words of the green hair, Gu Yi was startled at first, and carefully looked at the yellow hair, the more he looked at it, the more familiar it became, a scene suddenly flashed in his mind.

Gu Yi: "..." The world is really small.

He immediately expressed surprise: "Brother?! It's you! Great, I found you!"

Seeing his "excited" eyes, Huang Mao froze for a moment, and his tone slowed down a bit: "You are?" Does he know this kid?

"It's me!" Gu Yi scratched his head, "I was impressed by my elder brother's heroic demeanor and demeanor at the market, and wanted to write a hymn to you, but I couldn't find you the next day."

Little White Wolf: "..." Heroic?tolerance?

Huang Mao slapped his head: "Oh, yes, it seems that there is such a thing."

He looked at the "little fan" in front of him, cleared his throat, and showed a smile: "We had something important to deal with, so we left in a hurry..."

Red Hair: "..."

Green hair: "..."

Wasn't it just that he was caught by the Supervision Bureau, lost most of his fortune, and was locked up for a few months?The tone made it sound like they were about to do something serious.

The "culprit" who knew his inner feelings clearly praised without changing his face: "Brother, you are really amazing."

"Where is there..." Huang Mao was secretly pleased, but still had a humble look on his face.

When Gu Yi was trying to bring the topic up to the box, the red hair and the green hair saw the yellow hair repeating his old habit of "inflating and bragging", so they couldn't help but pat him on the back from behind.

Lumao asked: "Let's not talk about other things, the key is what are you doing here?"

Gu Yi replied sincerely: "I just happened to pass by, and suddenly someone flew in front of me, and I was taken aback."

"What kind of passerby are you?" Hongmao obviously didn't believe his words, "Don't take the big road, but take the small road, I think you just..."

Before he finished speaking, he was slapped on the back of the head, and the red hair was furious in an instant: "Why the hell did you hit me?!"

Huang Mao withdrew his hand: "How did you talk? Be polite." It's rare to have a fanboy, what should I do if I get scared away?

Hongmao: "..." Fuck you!How did this mental retardation become the boss in the first place?

Hongmao was so angry that he kicked the big tree next to him hard, turned around and walked back to the original place to squat, afraid that if he said one more word to the mentally handicapped, he would be pissed to death.

Gu Yi secretly gave him a sympathetic look, it was unlucky to have such a big brother, but in terms of the current situation, he was happy to hear it.

Lumao smoothed things over: "Okay, okay, no matter what, since you heard something you shouldn't hear, you can't let him go."

Huang Mao had no objection to his words, looked at Gu Yi for a while, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a laugh: "Why don't you just do this, from now on, you will be a member of our RW group of seven. How about it? Am I very touched together? Hahaha."

Gu Yi: "..." Don't dare to move, don't dare to move, don't dare to move at all.

Could it be that he also has some special constitution?For example, you can get into bad gangs casually.

He hesitated and asked: "RW is..."

"It means rainbow. This is the official language of the Lieland Empire, and it is difficult for ordinary people to learn it." Speaking of this, Huang Mao was quite proud, and the conversation suddenly opened up. "But I am very talented in this area. I have taught myself for a few years. It can be regarded as a few simple words. For example, 'good morning' is 'the dog touches you', and 'envy' is 'oh my god'."

Gu Yi: "..." Leaving aside the fact that the language of the Lieland Empire is one of the most easy-to-learn languages ​​recognized in the entire planet, the Lieland people might cry when they hear this pronunciation alone.

"Now including you, there are eight people. According to the regulations of the organization, the color of the next member to be dyed is orange." He touched his body, took out a tube of black ointment and a comb, "Come on, let me help you first." You dye your head."

Gu Yi watched him unscrew the lid, the air was filled with a strange stench, even the green hair couldn't help but rolled his eyes, covered his nose and hid away.

Huang Mao took a deep breath and was intoxicated: "It's really fragrant, this enhanced durian flavored dyeing cream is good, next time I can buy a few more."

Gu Yi's face turned green: "Brother, brother, I think black is good, don't you need to dye it?"

"No!" Huang Maoyan glared, "The black is so dark, how can it show our positive attitude?! Take off the hat quickly, and it's time to get down to business after dyeing."

Gu Yi: "..." What misunderstanding do you have about the word "positive"?It's about to commit robbery and crime, and it's a fart.

Gu Yi touched the mask on his face, adjusted the filter function to the maximum, took a few steps back with the little white wolf in his arms, then put him on the ground, and sighed: "Brother, I originally wanted to resolve this matter peacefully and amicably , but it's too much for you to rub that thing on my head."

Huang Mao looked at Gu Yi, whose temperament was obviously different, and froze: "What do you mean?"

Gu Yi gently caressed the space ring on his right hand: "No, it means that I'm going to get real now."

As soon as he finished speaking, before he could open the potion, the little white wolf pounced, jumped behind Huang Mao in an instant, aimed at the back of his neck with his claws, and knocked him unconscious all at once.

Before the red hair and green hair in the distance could react, the little white wolf quickly knocked him out in the same way, and then leisurely returned to Gu Yi's side.

Gu Yi blinked, only then did he truly realize that there seemed to be a "powerful bodyguard" beside him.

He silently put the potion away, hugged the little white wolf and said "baji" again: "Your job is beautiful."

Little White Wolf: "..."

Gu Yi let go of the furry little white wolf, looked at the three people on the ground, thought for a while, took out an automatic rope from the space ring, first moved them all together, and then threw the rope on them. In seconds, the three of them were tightly tied together.

Afterwards, he took out another potion, opened it and poured it on them, and after a while, they all woke up.

The red hair was the first to realize his situation, and when he saw Gu Yi standing in front of him, he immediately cursed: "I know you are not a fucking good thing, and only the blind and mentally retarded will believe your nonsense! If you are acquainted, let me go!" , or I want you to look good!"

Huang Mao gradually recovered his sanity amidst his scolding, and didn't pay attention to anything else, when he heard the sentence "Boss is blind and mentally retarded", he suddenly became angry: "You are the only one who is blind and mentally retarded! Fifth, are you itchy? Look I won’t beat you to death later!”

Hongmao: "..." No, he is blind and mentally retarded, so he recognizes such a boss.

After scolding, Huang Mao realized his current situation. When he turned his head, he saw Gu Yi watching them quarrel with interest.

The memory of the yellow hair came back immediately, and he opened his mouth to scold: "You are a despicable and shameless villain, what kind of hero is you who can only cheat people with your mouth?! If you have the guts, you can single out with me!" Fortunately, he really thought that this person was him The fans kindly recruited him into the organization, but they didn't expect him to be so insidious.

Gu Yi was completely indifferent to their yelling: "Do I look like a fool?" A D-level singled out a B-level, even a fool would not do this.

Huang Mao didn't even think about it, and followed the principle of scolding before saying: "You are a fool! Idiot!"

The green hair understood what he meant, glanced at the noisy yellow hair, and laughed at himself: "If you were a fool, we would not have ended up like this. We are the ones who are stupid." Too underestimated the enemy.

Gu Yi rubbed his chin: "No, it's your boss who is stupid, I'm curious, how can someone with a clear mind like you get along with this mentally retarded person?"

Lumao thought for a while, then sighed: "Probably because my mind was caught by the door at that time, and I lost my head for a while."

The red hair nodded in agreement, expressing approval.

Yellow Hair: "..."

The author has something to say: Gu Yi: It's so good, you insist on forcing me to do it

Little White Wolf: The Third Time

Lumao: It's all because the moonlight was so beautiful and hazy that night, I accidentally hit my head

感谢在2019-12-1003:11:33~2019-12-1103:36:43期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 410357011;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!