I just want to be a technical nerd [Interstellar]

The man with the golden necklace took Gu Yi aboard the starship, and encountered many star robbers along the way.

"leader!"

"Ah."

"Boss seems to have grown a lot taller today."

"You have a good eye, and you can see the difference of 0.000001 centimeters. You can report to the first echelon sniper team later."

"...Yes, thank you boss." He just wanted to flatter...

"The necklace Boss is wearing today is still so fashionable."

"Well, I'll see you off."

"Uh, thanks boss." He didn't really want it.

Gu Yi: "..." This guy is actually the leader of the Star Thief Group?

The man with the gold necklace led him through the aisle and into a room.

The room is not big, and there are not too many items. There are a few off-white soft sofas in the middle, surrounded by a transparent crystal coffee table. On the left side of the room is a huge painting with messy lines. It is very abstract. There is a silver metal bookshelf next to the painting. The bookshelf has five layers, but only two or three books are placed on it.

"Brother, come quickly." The man with the golden necklace took a book from the bookshelf, sat on one of the small sofas, and waved to Gu Yi.

Gu Yi walked over, and as soon as he sat across from him, he saw the man with the golden necklace put the book on the table and cleared his throat: "Wait a minute, I have to ask you a few questions first, to test whether you have really read it or not. This book." What if a blind cat meets a dead mouse?What did this guy just make up?

Gu Yi's attention was immediately attracted by the nine characters of "Slime Carrot and His Hamburger" on the cover of the book: "...??" Has he lost his memory?Why didn't he know that there was a paper version of this broken book?

The man with the golden necklace said seriously: "As the most loyal fan of 'I didn't mean to', in order to prevent someone from blaspheming and using my white moonlight, it is my bounden duty to investigate those who fish in troubled waters."

Gu Yi: "..." Those who didn't know what he said, thought it was a classic.

The corner of Gu Yi's mouth twitched. If he remembered correctly, this broken book was only published on a small nameless website, and there were only two in his collection.

In fact, this small website was created by himself, and it has no other functions except for reading and collecting books. The whole site is just a book, just written by him to make my sister happy. It stands to reason that the website has been encrypted by him. Anyone who knows the URL Only him and his own sister.

However, one day, Gu Yi inadvertently discovered that he had added a bookmark to his book. Not to mention, this person even added a comment section under the book. Add some functions to the page, so enthusiastic that Gu Yi, who originally wanted to wait for his sister to lose interest and then cheat him, silently finished typing the full text.

Thinking of this, Gu Yi glanced at the man with the gold necklace, it turned out to be this guy.

Although he hasn't looked back at this article for a long time, it was written by him after all, and he probably still remembers the content.

"Ahem, the first question, what is the second sentence that Roberts Burton said when he first appeared?" the man with the golden necklace asked.

Gu Yi's expression froze: "..."

"Second question, what was Humbugler's expression when he found out that the princess was missing?" Before he could answer, the man with the golden necklace asked the second question.

Gu Yi: "..."

"Finally," the man with the golden necklace continued to ask, "What is the word count of the last chapter published before the big break?"

Gu Yi: "..." Sorry, he is a fake author.

Seeing that Gu Yi was silent for a long time, with the passage of time, the eyes under the mask of the man with the golden necklace gradually changed from anticipation to ferocity.

"Very good, how dare you play me?" the man with the golden necklace said coldly.

Gu Yi smiled awkwardly: "I did read it, but I forgot..."

Before he finished speaking, the man with the golden necklace dialed his brain angrily: "Xiao Jiu, is there still a shortage of people in the tuo, yigang, and pipe dance groups? Well, here I am..."

Gu Yi: "..." Take off, wear steel, pipe dance?

Gu Yi rushed over in an instant, held his hand, looked at him affectionately, and said quickly: "I have the full text of "Shredded Radish and His Hamburger" on file."

The man with the golden necklace was taken aback by him. After hearing his words clearly, he was overjoyed at first, then narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked at him suspiciously: "How could you possibly have the full text on file?"

Intuition told him that he must not reveal his identity, Gu Yi hesitated for a second, and said sincerely: "The author is my friend, the kind of life-and-death acquaintance."

A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he recalled one thing: "You once left a message under the article, saying that your brother often..."

"I believe you!" The man with the golden necklace trembled suddenly when he heard this, and hung up the computer in seconds to stop him from continuing.

Gu Yi: "??"

The man with the golden necklace saw that there was no movement from the light brain, he was secretly relieved, and then his aura changed, and the whole person looked like a spring breeze, he laughed and said: "Hey, it's all a misunderstanding, big brother, you are really, early Say you are a big friend, and I will definitely treat you well."

Then, he enthusiastically took out the teacup, poured a cup of tea for Gu Yi, and handed it to Gu Yi thoughtfully: "After talking so much, are you thirsty? Come, drink tea."

Gu Yi: "..." Do you dare to change this attitude any faster?

With the fiery gaze of the man with the gold necklace on his face, he silently drank the cup of tea, and then said wittily, "'I didn't mean to' is actually finished, and I wanted to post it on the website all at once, but because I have something urgent, I haven't written it yet." It’s too late to post. But he has shown me the manuscript, and I can give you the content now.”

"Save the manuscript..." The man with the golden necklace struggled a bit, didn't he post it himself, and always felt that something was missing?However, he couldn't hold back his desire to watch.

"When will the update resume?"

Gu Yi: "...about a month?" If he hadn't met the man with the gold necklace, he probably wouldn't have remembered it.

The gold necklace tangled for a while, but finally flatly refused: "No, no need, I won't read it."

Gu Yi was at a loss: "...Why??" Can't read it all in one go?

The man with the gold necklace clenched his fist: "No, you don't understand."

Gu Yi: "..." Well, he really doesn't understand.

The man with the golden necklace glanced at him: "You don't even know the three simple questions I asked at the beginning, which means that you don't love this book deeply enough, so only me and Da Da can understand this feeling."

Gu Author Yi: "..." Sorry, he didn't understand.

Next, the gold necklace man asked some questions about his family, and chatted about his impressions of reading this book.

Just when Gu Yi was racking his brains to think of how to fool him, the man with the golden necklace suddenly asked, "By the way, do you want to go to the water-condensing planet?"

Gu Yi nodded, and found an excuse casually: "Well, visiting relatives."

At this time, the light brain of the man with the golden necklace rang. He opened it and looked, frowned for a moment, gave a soft "tsk", and muttered softly: "It's really in the way..."

He thought for a while, raised his head to look at Gu Yi, reached out and patted his shoulder: "My big friend is my friend, don't worry, I'll send you to Ningshui immediately."

After finishing speaking, he stood up, opened the door, grabbed someone casually, gave a few instructions, and then quickly brought Gu Yi, who didn't understand why, to the parking area of ​​the small spaceship, and pushed him to the co-pilot's position: " See you soon!"

Gu Yi: "...??" Things were developing so fast that he couldn't keep up.

Watching the spaceship disappear in front of his eyes, the man with the golden necklace didn't have time to breathe a sigh of relief when he heard a deep voice behind him.

"Ling Xiaoyan, what are you doing here?"

He turned around, took off his mask, and showed a big smile: "It's nothing, just a routine patrol, brother, why are you free today?"

Ling Yao narrowed his eyes slightly, glanced at the spaceship next to him, and stared at him for a long time before taking his eyes back leisurely, and stepped forward with a bear hug: "Of course it's because my brother misses you, and of course, I also want you to do it." meal."

Ling Yan: "..." The latter is the key point.

Ling Yao let him go, rubbed his head, and then added: "By the way, did you just hijack starship D17520?"

Ling Yan nodded, and asked suspiciously: "Yes, what's the problem?"

Ling Yao flicked his head: "It's a big problem. The queen of the Kaiyang Empire is also on the starship. Now they are holding the Tianshu Empire accountable. At present, the star network is full of quarrels. The two countries are talking about a civil war. It's all over the place."

Ling Yan was startled: "So serious?" He just wanted to have fun.

"It's not serious to say it is serious," Ling Yao touched his chin: "I guess it's just a joke, but if you don't put him back, maybe it will happen."

Ling Yan: "...let it go right away." Nao Nao Nao, he didn't want to be the criminal who started the war between the two countries.

After he finished his order, he just turned off the optical brain, and when he turned his head, he saw his brother leaning against the wall, flipping through the pictures in the optical brain with great interest.

Just as Ling Yan was about to call him, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a familiar portrait in a picture on the upper right of the screen.

Ling Yan: "...!!" Damn it!If I knew you knew each other earlier, he wouldn't have bothered to send him away just now.

Ling Yao noticed that he was staring blankly at the picture, opened it up with a smile on his face, pointed to the person on it and said, "Isn't it pretty? This is your brother's savior. Of course, it may also be your future sister-in-law."

Ling Yan asked subconsciously: "Isn't my future sister-in-law Tiantian?" Otherwise, who else can control you?

Ling Yao: "..."

Ling Yao sighed quietly, and touched his handsome face with tough lines: "Tiantian likes people who are more delicate and cute, and have a gentle personality. Although your brother has a gentle and considerate personality, he is too handsome to fit him. taste."

Ling Yan: "..." Gentle and considerate?What are you misunderstanding about yourself?

"What's more," Ling Yao said with a look of pain in his eyes, "His sturdy brothers and sisters are enough to come together. If you fight in groups, I'm afraid your brother won't be able to see the sun tomorrow."

Ling Yan: "..."

He thought for a while and comforted: "It's okay, even if you attack Tiantian, they won't beat you."

"Really?"

Ling Yan: "Before that, you were already killed by Tian Tian."

Ling Yao: "..."

The author has something to say: Ling Yao: Look, this may be your future sister-in-law

Ruan Changfeng: Are you afraid you want to die?

The next chapter is coming out... probably?

感谢在2019-12-0504:09:13~2019-12-0604:13:40期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 35 bottles of Ba Ji Ba Ji Bo; 1 bottle of Hei Yu Ye;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!