I just want to be a technical nerd [Interstellar]

Gu Yi held his forehead helplessly, and shouted to those guards who stopped when they saw this situation, and pointed their laser wooden bins vigilantly at the guards: "Don't come here, just now, for self-protection, I sprinkled some potions around here, It can instantly paralyze a person."

The rest of the guards looked at the scene and couldn't help but look at each other.

One of the guards looked at him for a while with the faint street light, and asked hesitantly, "Your Excellency Huanqian?"

Hearing this, Gu Yi raised his head to look at the guard who was talking, and he was amused when he saw it. Wasn't it the little guard who caught him to the security department because he doubted his identity when he reported it?

He replied, "It's me."

"Who is this……"

"This is the instructor of the Mechanical Department, His Excellency Huan Qian."

Hearing that Gu Yi is the tutor of the academy, the others let go of their doubts about him a little.

Then, the other frowned and asked, "Can you find a way to remove the effect of the medicine?"

Gu Yi shook his head: "I have already taken the only potion that can relieve the effect of the medicine."

That's why he can ignore the effect of paralyzing medicine now and jump around alive and well.

When the guards heard what he said, they felt embarrassed. Let alone arresting people like this, they might lose consciousness as soon as they walked over.

Gu Yi saw that they planned to contact the tutor of the Department of Pharmacy to help, coughed lightly, and added: "The medicine's effect is not long, only about 10 minutes."

In order to enhance the efficacy and effective time, we had to shorten the effective time a little.

After finishing speaking, Gu Yi calculated in his mind, and felt that the time was almost up, so he helped up a guard who fell on the ground, walked quickly to the side of the guards, then went back immediately, helped the other guard over, and then panted Panting, let out a sigh of relief, and reminded them: "There are still 3 minutes, and they will regain their mobility."

The guards standing next to him nodded, and immediately raised the wooden warehouse, aiming at the three lying on the ground.

The atmosphere was silent and dignified.

Gu Yi thought for a while, then suddenly walked towards the three of them.

The guard was surprised by his action: "Your Excellency?"

Gu Yi picked up the bag that was thrown on the ground, and said embarrassedly: "Sorry, I left something behind."

Just as he was about to walk back, his gaze touched the three people on the ground with veins bulging from anger. He paused, thought for two seconds, then squatted down, stripped off all the weapons on their bodies, and then embraced them with satisfaction. Walking back with a lot of things.

Guard: "..." How do you feel that this is a dangerous person?

Three people: "..." Are you sure this kid is not a colleague? !

When the medicine effect expired, all the weapons on the three of them were taken away by Gu Yi, and several guards pointed at them with wooden warehouses in front of them. They could only obediently walk out to the road, and then knelt down with their heads in their hands, expressing their surrender.

The guards quickly stepped forward and restrained them. This series of events took only a few minutes, and the two guards, one tall and one short, who had been paralyzed before, also recovered.

When the three of them were escorted past Gu Yi, their eyes full of anger and hatred seemed to tear Gu Yi apart.

The dirt-covered gangster had the deepest hatred on his face: "Little bastard, just wait for me."

After he comes out, let this kid try the feeling of not being able to survive and not being able to die at the first moment!

Gu Yi didn't take his threats seriously, and showed a "friendly" smile: "Well, I'll wait."

If you can still survive the head of the Interstellar Security Bureau who is "hateful as a vengeful".

At this time, a gangster suddenly began to yell: "Li Goudan! You bastard! Relying on your own ability to fight a little bit, you know how to point fingers all day long, and you don't think about it, your watery brain What good idea can there be? Isn’t Lao Tzu the one who makes plans every time?! When things are done, he always brags about himself and is so proud of himself! Pooh! I have endured you for a long time, if it wasn’t for you It’s still useful, I’ve already slaughtered you! If I, Wang Erzhu, are the boss, I don’t know how many times stronger than you!”

Guard: "??" What's going on?

Wang Erzhu: "...!!" How did you say it?

Gu Yi: Oh?here we go?

The dirt-faced bandit was dumbfounded when he heard his scolding, and after a few seconds to react, his face flushed with anger and his eyeballs protruded: "Well, you Wang Erzhu! You usually look at An Anfen I thought you were a good person, but I didn’t expect you to do one thing in front of your face and another behind your back. If I hadn’t always regarded you as a good brother, I would have wanted you as long as you were talking about me. Your life! And you, Zhang Dafa! Although you are ugly, ugly, and like an iron cock, but I treat you well. You and Wang Erzhu often stay together on weekdays. Now think about it, cooperate with you This is to get together to discuss how to deal with me, right? Are you worthy of me? Back then you accidentally killed Daniel, if it wasn’t for Lao Tzu’s body that I disposed of for you, you would have died a long time ago!”

Li Goudan: "..." What is he talking about?

When Zhang Dafa heard Li Goudan's words, although he was very angry in his heart, he knew that now was not the time to say these things, and he wanted to persuade him, but he opened his mouth, and the words he said were out of his control: "I have wicked eyebrows, I am ugly. Terrible? Fuck you! That’s right, we’ve seen you upset for a long time, and it’s really annoying to talk about this little favor all day long! And when I split the money, I did my best. What can only take the smallest portion?! You are the big one instead? Hmph, I originally wanted to finish this vote and find a chance to kill you all, and then I will fly away with the bounty, but it is a pity that you are lucky."

Zhang Dafa: "..." It's over.

Wang Erzhu: "..." Fuck!

Li Goudan: "..." These two grandsons!

Guard: "...??" Is this internal strife?

Gu Yi: "Tsk tsk."

When everyone was at a loss, the short guard who had inhaled the potion before suddenly said loudly to the tall guard: "Ning Wei, you are an idiot! I have liked you for so long and you didn't even realize it?! You said Are you a fool?!"

Short guard: "...!!" Did you say it? !

Surprise flashed in Gao's guard's eyes. He was usually relatively taciturn, but at this moment his colleague suddenly confessed his love, and he was a little at a loss.

But he felt that he didn't have that kind of thought for this person. When he first opened his mouth to refuse, the words he uttered were inconsistent with his thoughts: "You are a fool. If you don't like you, you will call me thousands of miles away at night. Came all the way to take care of you? If I didn’t like you, would I take the trouble to bring you breakfast every day? Would I wake you up? Would it be annoying to see you talking and laughing with people so intimately?”

As soon as the words fell, the two of them were shocked.

Gao's guard: "..." He clearly didn't mean that.

The short guard: "..." Is this person a fake?How could that guy Ning Wei talk so much?On weekdays, a few words can be counted.

The guards: "..." So that's the case, no wonder there is always something weird between these two people.

The gangster trio: "..." Are these people sick?

"Clap clap-"

Gu Yi smiled and clapped his hands: "Congratulations to the two of you who are in love."

Gao's guard was about to explain, but he said, "Thank you."

Gao's guard: "..."

Another guard who was keenly aware of some reasons looked at a few people and asked suspiciously: "Your Excellency, are they doing this because of your potion?"

Gu Yi nodded and explained: "Yes, the effect of the medicine I just said is only 10 minutes, referring to the effect of paralysis. This kind of medicine is quite special. It has two kinds of effects, one is instant paralysis, and the other is paralysis. After a while, another medicinal effect will come into play, and of course, the duration is only 1 minute."

Gao's guard seemed to realize something: "Another drug effect is that what you say is the opposite of what you want to say?"

Gu Yi glanced at him, and sighed: "It seems that your Excellency the guard is right, you are indeed an idiot, and you are also very slow."

Gao's guard: "...?"

Gu Yi explained: "Another drug effect is that within 1 minute, people can't help but say what they want to say the most in their hearts."

Gao's guard: "...!!" What he wanted to say most in his heart was this? !

Short guard: "!!!" So, this wood really likes him?

The gangster trio: "..." Fuck!

It was the first time everyone had heard of such a strange potion, and they couldn't help casting complicated glances at Gu Yi.

Gu Yi coughed lightly: "It's just a hobby, it's just a hobby."

At this moment, there was a rush of footsteps behind them, and there were quite a few people who heard the sound. The guards immediately surrounded Gu Yi, raised the wooden warehouse vigilantly, and pointed in the direction of the sound.

The three gangsters were overjoyed immediately: "Someone has come to save us! You guys are going to die!"

The tone is very arrogant.

"Huh? There are still hostages? The ones in front, you are already surrounded, let go of the hostages quickly, and capture them without a fight." The person who spoke gradually revealed his appearance from far to near.

Gu Yi: "..." Tsk, it's an acquaintance again.

After Chu Jue received the message that the weapon detector near the Imperial Academy fluctuated, he rushed over immediately. He thought that the bandits had taken the hostages, but unexpectedly saw a group of people wearing the uniforms of the Imperial Academy guards escorting three A man who doesn't look like a good person is holding a laser wooden warehouse at him.

Chu Jue: "..." So it's already done.

Although the guards saw the uniforms they were wearing representing the Interstellar Security Agency, they still did not dare to relax.

Gu Yi patted a guard in front of him: "Don't worry, they are indeed members of the Interstellar Security Bureau."

After finishing speaking, he came out generously and greeted Chu Jue: "Hey, handsome guy, long time no see, what's the matter? Do you think the salary of the Interstellar Security Bureau is too low? Have you changed your career to become a gangster?"

Chu Jue: "..." Why is this guy here again?

Gu Yi shook his head regretfully: "But your three accomplices can't let go."

This is 20 star coins.

Chu Jue finally tasted the taste of misfortune from the sky: "..."

Gu Yi glanced at the people behind him, and sighed: "The person in charge of the Interstellar Security Bureau of the dignified capital has been reduced to leading his subordinates to commit murder and arson. Is this a distortion of human nature, or a loss of morality?"

The corner of Chu Jue's mouth twitched: "Your Excellency misunderstood."

Gu Yi looked innocent: "Your Excellency said it himself."

Chu Jue: "...I just thought it was the bandits who took the hostages, so I asked you to release them. Now that I know the truth, I will naturally not take action against you." He will not take the blame.

Gu Yi walked over and patted him on the shoulder, and smiled slightly: "How does it feel like this kind of pot falling from the sky? Your current feeling is the same as when I faced you before."

Chu Jue: "..."