I just want to be a technical nerd [Interstellar]

"Crack - creak -"

"Crack - creak - tap -"

The noise is a bit loud, and a noise reduction device needs to be installed.

While thinking, Gu Yi lowered his head and debugged the robot.

"It's so noisy!" Huan Qian rushed out of the room with a chicken coop head on his face, scolding his head and face, "What time is it now?! Disturbing people's dreams, do you know that there is a thunderstorm?! "

Gu Yi blinked, looked at the bright sunlight outside the window, pointed back at the wall clock on the wall behind him: "It's twelve o'clock."

"What about twelve o'clock? Twelve o'clock I..." Just halfway through speaking, Huan Qian's attention was completely attracted by the robot in front of him.

Huan Qian: "??"

Is this the broken robot you brought back yesterday?

He may not have woken up.

Huan Qian rubbed his forehead, closed his eyes, muttered, turned around and went back to his room.

Gu Yi: "??"

Gu Yi looked at the closed door with a puzzled expression on his face.

Alas, the minds of young people really do not understand.

Just as he was feeling emotional, the closed door was opened again with lightning speed, a figure rushed out, squeezed Gu Yi away, and squatted in front of the robot.

Gu: "??"

I'm afraid I'm sleepy?

Huan Qian stared at the robot that kept making "creaking" sounds with a look of surprise.

It was actually fixed? !

He reached out his hand in disbelief and poked the button.

"Beep—the wiping mode starts——"

The robot's eyes lit up red, and before Gu Yi had time to remind him, Huan Qian's face was covered with a rag.

Huan Qian: "..."

Gu Yi: "Poof—"

Sensing Huan Qian's sad eyes moving over, he quickly suppressed the smile on his face, walked over to turn off the robot, and explained: "I'm sorry, it was purely an accident, and there are still some small problems that need to be dealt with."

Huan Qian wiped his face, looked at the robot, then turned his head to look at Gu Yi, as if looking at something strange, he didn't speak for a while.

Just when Gu Yi was worried that he would be fooled by being photographed, Huan Qian slapped him on the shoulder, almost knocking him to the ground.

Gu Yi: "..." This person's desire for revenge is too strong.

After Huan Qian realized it, he quickly supported him, and a flattering smile appeared on his face: "Brother, you've been busy for a long time, are you tired? Are you thirsty? Sit down and rest for a while, I'll pour water for you." glass of water."

After finishing speaking, he went to the kitchen to get water and heated it up very thoughtfully.

Seeing the person smiling like a flower in front of him, Gu Yi shook his hand holding the water, and almost splashed the water on the face that was smiling so hard that the hairs stood on end.

What kind of wind is this?

Huan Qian didn't realize anything was wrong, and continued to show his hospitality to him: "Brother, is it hot? Shall I turn on the air conditioner for you?"

Gu Yi stretched out his hand and touched his forehead, um, he didn't have a fever.

Huan Qian subconsciously wanted to open his hand, stretched it halfway, suddenly seemed to think of something, reacted, and abruptly changed the movement to scratching his head.

Sure enough, the brain is broken.

Gu Yi came to a conclusion.

Stimulated by Gu Yiwan's eyes looking at the mentally retarded, Huan Qian finally couldn't help it. He slammed the table with a fierce look on his face: "Damn! What kind of eyes are you! You are the mentally retarded!"

Gu Yi raised his eyebrows, put the water in his hand aside, tapped on the table lightly, and asked straight to the point: "Why are you so enthusiastic all of a sudden? It's flattering."

It's just creepy.

Huan Qian snorted coldly: "Master, I have always been a passionate person."

Gu Yi: "Oh?"

"Of course, it depends on the person." Huan Qian said with a serious face, "My enthusiasm is only for those who are valuable to society."

Is repairing a robot valuable to society?

Gu Yi couldn't understand his brain circuit at all, but that's not the point.

"I was a person of no value to society before?"

Huan Qian wanted to say yes, but thought that this person was different from before, so he had to change his words: "Haha, it's not like I didn't know you well before!"

We don't know each other well now.

Gu Yi was indifferent and didn't answer.

After a while, Huan Qian saw that he had no intention of speaking, so he couldn't help but asked tentatively, "Apart from being able to repair robots, what else can you repair?"

Gu Yi glanced at him: "Why do you ask so many questions? Even if I know how to do it, there is nothing to fix."

"Of course!" Huan Qian stood up again excitedly, seeing Gu Yi's puzzled expression, he leaned over and explained: "On our planet, a mechanical maintenance engineer is a very popular profession."

"Smart products like housekeeping robots, even if their service life is only two or three years, are still very expensive. We ordinary people want to buy them, but we can't afford them."

"However," he paused, "some people will recycle those broken smart products at a low price, and then have them repaired by mechanical repairers. These repaired products can generally be used for more than a year, and finally compared with the market resell at a lower price."

"So," Huan Qian's eyes lit up, "If you can repair everything, we can take back broken machines and sell them after repairing them!"

Oh, it turns out that the temptation of money makes people mentally retarded.

Gu Yi understood what Huan Qian's idea was, and suddenly lost interest, he firmly refused: "I am also a senior mechanic after all, and you are insulting me as a mechanic by asking me to repair such low-level things. The dignity of a senior mechanic."

There are two branches of mechanics, mechanical designers and mechanical maintainers.If you want to become a mechanic, you must obtain the mechanic qualification certificate and grade certificate, and those who have obtained the qualification certificate can take the mechanic grade examination.

The mechanic grades are divided into elementary, middle and high grades, and there are two types of exams, the designer grade exam and the maintenance engineer grade exam.The two cannot apply for the exam at the same time. The designer exam is more valuable than the maintenance engineer. Only after passing the senior maintenance engineer can you continue to participate in the designer's level exam. It can be said that every mechanical designer is an excellent mechanical maintenance engineer. , the number of applicants for junior designers every year is nearly 200 million, but the pass rate is only [-]%, which is quite difficult.

Therefore, there are only a few tens of thousands of people in the entire interstellar who can become senior mechanical designers.

But Huan Qian didn't know about high-level and low-level mechanics, he just felt that the person in front of him was very pretentious, and he looked very aggressive.

He rolled his eyes, didn't continue to persuade, turned around and left: "Okay, I was thinking of earning money early to buy a boat ticket, since you are not in a hurry, then slowly pick up trash and save money."

"Hold on."

Gu Yi quickly got up and grabbed him, and showed him a kind smile: "I thought about it, more hands-on is also a good thing for us mechanics."

Huan Qian squinted at him, and deliberately ran on him: "Oh? Isn't that an insult to your level? It's better to avoid it."

Gu Yi didn't even blush, he didn't feel embarrassed at all, and put his hands on his shoulders naturally, as if he was a good brother: "My friend's favor is of course to be helped, so what's the matter if I sacrifice a little? The two of us Who is with who!"

He completely threw away the thought of being "unfamiliar" just now, as if the person before had nothing to do with him.

After getting along with him these few days, Huan Qian already had a certain understanding of the thickness of this man's skin, and he didn't bother to continue talking nonsense with him.

"Then it's settled, I'll collect it, and you fix it, and you'll get fifty to five points."

"Row."

A hammer is fixed.

"Wait, let's establish the words first." Huan Qian said suddenly.

Hearing this, Gu Yi immediately looked downcast, and asked with a hurt face: "I look like the kind of person who doesn't believe what he says?"

"How come? It doesn't look like that at all." Huan Qian immediately denied it.

Gu Yi was about to give him a moving smile to repay this person's trust in him.

"How can you underestimate yourself so much?" Huan Qian continued, "You are exactly this kind of person."

Gu Yi: "..."

Gu Yi has always been revengeful: "Yesterday at the garbage dump, someone seemed to say that if I can fix this machine, they will call me daddy in the future?"

Huan Qian: "..."

He completely forgot about it.

Seeing Huan Qian's face turn blue and white, Gu Yi immediately felt at ease.

He said coolly at the side: "What? Going back on your promise? Tsk, I don't know who is the one who cheated."

Huan Qian: "..." Misfortune came out of his mouth.

Huan Qian struggled for a while, and finally made a choice between face and "responsibility".

He stared at Gu Yi affectionately.

"father!"

Gu Yi: "..." It's a werewolf.

After all the words were yelled out, Huan Qian felt that he couldn't be at a disadvantage, so he said: "At least call you daddy, and you let your son change the share to four or six? You four and I six."

Gu Yi: "...All right."

For the sake of calling you Dad.

Huan Qian happily took out a pen and paper and began to write the contract.

Just as he was about to write, he suddenly thought of a question and couldn't help but pause.

Gu Yi: "What's wrong?"

Huan Qian glanced at him guiltily, and asked in a low voice, "Well... Dad, what's your name?"

Gu Yi: "..."

Oh, no wonder I haven't heard this person call his name these days, I don't remember the feelings.

Seeing his speechless expression, Huan Qian scratched his head in embarrassment, and defended himself: "You only said it once, wasn't I immersed in your touching story at that time! It's normal not to notice!"

No, most people will notice, only you are abnormal.

Gu Yi looked indifferent, and began to consider whether to go it alone.

"Dad!" Huan Qian shouted quickly, "Dad loves me again!"

Gu Yi: "..." Okay, you won.

"Gu Yi."

"Oh," Huan Qian hurriedly picked up the pen, "so...on purpose?"

Huan Qian: "Poof—"

Does anyone else have such a name?

Hahahahahaha! !

He was curious: "Do you have a brother named Wuxin?"

Seeing whether he was about to smile or not, Gu Yi knew that his mind was flooded again.

How could this man have the nerve to laugh at him?

I don't even think about my name, Huan Qian, Huan Qian, paying back the money, wouldn't it be more ridiculous.

Gu Yi ignored his convulsions, and patiently explained: "Gu who cares about words and deeds, and Yi who is leisurely."

Huan Qian: "Oh."

Not that "intentional", but still funny, hahahahaha.

Gu Yi thought for a while, and added: "My brother is not called Wuxin."

There is one named Gu Shi.

Gu Yi had known for a long time that his parents were named Fei. If his elder brother hadn't stopped him, they would still have named their children Gu Xiang and Gu Ren. They really didn't care about it.At present, the only victims are him and his elder brother. It is a blessing that the younger siblings have not been abused.

Reminiscent of his parents' usual coquettish operations, Gu Yi couldn't help but shed tears of sympathy for his brothers and sisters.

"Okay!" Huan Qian's voice drew his attention back.

Huan Qian handed him two contracts: "Sign it, in duplicate."

Gu Yi took a quick glance, picked up a pen and signed his name.

Huan Qian put away his share in satisfaction, raised his head, and stretched out his hand with a happy face: "Happy cooperation~"

Gu Yi looked at the sweat on his hands, and remembered his usual habit of scratching his head and feet, so he decided to pretend he didn't notice: "It's a pleasant cooperation."

Huan Qian: "..." Do you dare to restrain the disgust on your face? !

The author has something to say: Gu Yi: Hello everyone, let me introduce, my son is downstairs.vendetta jg

Huan Qian: Today is still a day of being angry every day.irritable jg