Zerg Life Notes
Chapter 9
"[Male Protection Act]
The protection of various rights of males from birth to death can basically be interpreted as 'if a male thinks he is injured, he is really injured', 'any behavior that hurts a male needs to be punished by law'.
Very brainless, as a male, I can accept it.If I were a female, I'd just tear it up.
I really don't know who made this weird law?
Wait, that thing seems to break the law?
Wait a minute, do those females I have fought with know that they have broken the law?
I feel like my heart is hurting, if I knew this, why would I fight them?You can win with your mouth. "
The first stop is naturally the Aka Paradise that Will has been thinking about.
Aka Paradise is a paradise specially designed for males. It is a popular entertainment place for males from immature to adult males. It is a popular attraction on the 14th star of Aka.
As a fighting nation with very little entertainment facilities and entertainment programs, apart from fighting and fighting, there are only unspeakable things left for the Zerg.So in the first few years after she was born, apart from exercising and going to school with her female father, Kapok could only hide at home and have fun by herself.
This Aka Paradise is actually under the name of the Yade family.Its indirect designer is kapok.
In the final analysis, it was just that the children of the Yade family saw that Weir was fascinated by the "amusement park" that Kapok said, but they couldn't find a real amusement park, so they spent a lot of money to build it.Later, it was carefully managed and managed to become a landscape on the border.
Kapok has no interest in these male-suitable recreational facilities with minimal danger.
But after entering the amusement park, I realized that there are still many Zergs today.You know, the entrance standard of the amusement park is that only males can buy tickets, and females must go with the males to buy a package ticket to enter.
It doesn't seem fair, but Zerg has a lot of them.These places are only open to males and serve males only.If there is no male, some females may not even have a chance to enter in their entire lives.
In Zerg, gender is privilege.A male, who enjoys benefits and privileges from birth, can live a good life even if he doesn't work.And if it is a female, it is doomed to spend her whole life running around for life and marriage, and even after marriage, all wealth and honor will belong to the male lord.
Knowing this, Kapok was very grateful that he was born as a male.
I once thought about fighting for more fairness for the disadvantaged, but faced with the super-high combat effectiveness of the females, Kapok can only hope that the law can become the umbrella for the males.Such a society is somewhat deformed, but it is very "harmonious".By default, males are given detached status and rights, as long as they can reproduce the group.
In fact, it does.In the nearly 20 years before and after the birth of kapok, the number of cubs born has increased, and the proportion of males has also increased.
These are not what Kapok needs to worry about now. Looking at the large group of Zerg in front of him, his only thought is can he stop playing?
Naturally it is impossible.
The kapok was dragged and played games that were "suitable for males", such as the harmless beam gun and the "carousel" that circled on the ground.
"Let me go." Mu Mian hid behind Rong, not to be caught by Weier.But Kapok is not the boyish figure before, and the long legs and feet can't hide it at all.
Rong resisted, and hesitated between his younger brother and Kapok, "Doesn't Weiwei want to eat colorful ice flowers? It's so hot now, let's go eat first."
"Okay."
The three Zergs moved to the restaurant, and there were already many Zergs eating in the paradise restaurant.The restaurant is warmly decorated, and each cubicle is separated, leaving an independent dining space.Because this amusement park is located in the frontier star, it rarely receives so many males, and it is rare to be full.
Arguments were heard as we headed to our reserved cubicle.
"I came here first, it's mine." A male clicked on the spot in front of him, which had a nice view.He is very satisfied.
"Please go to another compartment." The female beside him stood up, her tone much more polite.
Another group of Zerg was a little embarrassed, and it seemed that they also liked this position very much.
"I'm going to sit here." Another little male worm pulled his male father, "You can see the flower bed here."
There are extremely beautiful flowers and colorful bubbles floating in the air in the flower beds in the amusement park.When the bubbles rise to a high altitude, they will burst and scatter into drops of water that fall on the flower bed, and the flowers change color accordingly.
"Then...my little male worm likes it, so there's nothing I can do." The male head of the other party shook his head, lovingly stroking the little worm cub's head. "It's rare for us to come here from Capital Star, please forgive me."
As he spoke, he pulled out the chair and prepared to sit down.
The male who came first naturally refused, and when his face turned dark, the female who came with him began to hold down the chair.
"Is this really boring? First come, first served."
"You are just from a small place and have never seen the world. This time I don't care about you. My worm cub likes this place, so I must do it here." The male worm stroked his worm cub, and his female king Automatically step forward to negotiate with the other party.
Then Kapok stared dumbfounded as the two males began to compare themselves to the females in terms of how much, military achievements, and status they had compared to their own females, as if the females were their own.In fact, legally, after the female worm gets married, all the property belongs to the male owner.
In the end, the male worm who spoke first covered his head, "I have a headache from the quarrel, you are useless, kneel to me when you get home." Then he left thinking he was in a grand manner.
Weier was not so gossip, and had already sat in the cubicle to order food.When Kapok finished watching the entire process, the first thing he said when he returned to his seat was: "It seems that I have to read the "Male Protection Law" and "Zerg Marriage Law"."
"Are you going to marry Brother Rong?" Weier looked surprised.
In a word, Rong froze his body and looked at Kapok with red ears.
"what?"
Kapok poured himself a glass of water, calm down.
Just lamenting the life of the male worm now, it has attracted the forced marriage of the little partner?
But if you deny it at this time...
He watched the female worm's cheeks flush slightly, and then watched Will staring at him with piercing eyes after saying something divinely.Kapok took a deep breath and said slowly, "I'm so young and I don't want to get married."
Kapok blinked at Rong, showing a very sweet smile, but did not continue.
When she heard "I don't want to get married", Rong felt very cold. What would happen if a male worm expressed that he didn't want to marry you?Just look at those classic cases of being abandoned by males.
However, seeing that kapok blinked and smiled, Rong's heart fluctuated up and down.This is the secret code agreed upon when I did bad things when I was a child - "Leave it to me".
Carefully observe the face of the female insect, wanting to see any flaws in it.But facing the uneasiness in the eyes of the female worm, what Mu Mian wanted to say came to his lips, and changed again, "But... I will be responsible."
What does it mean?
Before he could figure it out, Kapok had already devoted himself to the great business of eating.After eating, Kapok has the energy to continue thinking about the problems that bothered him just now.
"Are all males like this now?"
"?"
"What does the male do? Shouldn't he be a researcher like my male father, or join the army like Uncle Yard?"
Rong shook his head, "Most males can choose their own jobs. As long as they can marry and give birth to male males, they can do whatever they want."
"Is it okay to hit the female insects casually?"
"Look at the "Protection Law" and "Marriage Law." Rong didn't want to answer.After leaving Frontier Star, they will never be able to go back to their previous slapstick life.
Hearing what Rong said, Kapok, who is almost "law-blind", took out his electronic board very directly and searched for the "Male Protection Law".From this point of view, there is a kind of ruined view.
As a fighting nation with the supremacy of strength and military rule, the female insects are extremely powerful.The male only relies on its own fertility advantage to control the female. In fact, from another perspective, it is the female who spoils the male.Males are not required to work and are privileged, but practically unable to do anything but rely on females.
As for the two male worms I saw just now, Mu Mian dare say that he can beat them with his eyes closed.But their present is their future, so what should they do?
"what are you worried about?"
"It's nothing. These colorful ice flowers are not bad."
Kapok hides her thoughts and worries in her heart, and neither thinks this is a good place for communication, nor does she think Rong is a good communication partner.
After eating, the three worms started playing again.It wasn't until the amusement park closed that Will boarded the aircraft heading to the hotel with unsatisfied enthusiasm.
During the second half of the activities in the amusement park, Kapok has been in a state of inexplicable worry.Rong couldn't understand it, but he felt a sense of crisis when he saw some females accompanying underage males in the playground cast their eyes on Weier.
What should I do if I feel that my brother will be snatched away one day?
Due to the shortage of hotel rooms in the crater, Will booked a two-bedroom suite. When he entered the room, he saw Will grabbing the bathroom with his clothes in his arms.After playing all day, Will couldn't bear the mess on his body anymore.
Instead, Kapok poured herself a glass of water and continued her legal reading journey, making comments such as "Oh", "Oh my God", "It's so weird", "I can laugh all year long".
Those who didn't know thought that what he was reading was a witty storybook, not the serious Zerg law.
But how can a normal person accept and understand this completely unequal law that once a female like Zerg gets married, all property and herself belong to the male?
At the end, Kapok didn't see the word "divorce" at all, and couldn't help but wonder if this is because the Zerg relationship is too good to divorce, or is it actually prostitution?
Kapok looked at Rong who was sitting on the other sofa, the braids she made in the morning were still hanging by her ears, and the female was processing some urgent documents with her head down.
"Have you read the Marriage Law?"
"..." Rong nodded.
"Then I hit you in the future, can't you fight back?"
"..." Rong thought for a while before he understood what kapok meant. He didn't dare to look at kapok, he could only look at the document in front of him, and pretended to be calm and said: "females who disobey the male master will be punished."
Kapok moved her body and sat closer.
He saw Rong's red ears, saw Rong looking down at the electronic board and didn't dare to look at him, saw Rong's slender insect claws sliding meaninglessly on the electronic board.
Suddenly he realized that the meaning of that night to Rong might not be as simple as "a shot" as he thought.In other words, if this kind of thing happens to any female insect, it will not be as simple as "shooting a gun".
But he still doesn't want to get married so early, he still has a lot of things to do, and a lot of beautiful scenery to see.He wanted to live the life of being single, not responsible to another worm, not responsible to a family.
But for females, the "responsible" outcome is marriage.This is the happy ending.
He looked at the female who almost grew up together, and suddenly felt that if he got married in the future, it would not be an unbearable thing.
"If I said I don't want to get married, but I don't need a boyfriend right now."
"Are you willing to date me on the premise of getting married?"
"you……"
Kapok spoke very seriously, but in this whole sentence, apart from "marriage", she could understand a little bit, but she didn't understand much about "association".But even so, Rong still kept his ears red and turned his head away.
No need to answer, Kapok already knows the answer.He stood up, faced Rong, stretched out his hand to press on the sofa behind him, the other worm claw raised Rong's chin, making his eyes look at him.
"Say, I do."
"I, I will."
The mental strength seemed to be impatiently trying to break through the body, and the heart was beating.A pair of purple-gray eyes, careless and eye-catching, seem to hide a hook and look like a starry sky, intoxicated by it.
Kapok pulled the worm's claws and kissed her lips, "I will love you."
The moist and hot touch spread from the small area where they touched, and the whole body became numb.This experience is never before.Rong was still indulging in a mysterious and mysterious feeling, feeling that he was being patted on the head, and the male who teased him said: "I'm going to take a bath." Then he left.
gone.
There was a female worm that was red and hadn't cooled down, and a juvenile male worm that was caught off guard and listened to the whole process after coming out of the bathroom.
Relatively speechless, Weir watched his female brother continue to review the documents with a forced calm.It would probably be more convincing if the insect claws were not mechanically scribbling across the electronic version.
It turns out that this is the correct way to tease female insects.
Kapok's actions left a wrong impression in Weier's heart. In the future, if he wants to find a female king, he can ask Kapok for help. Even a female like Rong can be taken down. Mianmian is really the best!
A look of worship.jpg
The protection of various rights of males from birth to death can basically be interpreted as 'if a male thinks he is injured, he is really injured', 'any behavior that hurts a male needs to be punished by law'.
Very brainless, as a male, I can accept it.If I were a female, I'd just tear it up.
I really don't know who made this weird law?
Wait, that thing seems to break the law?
Wait a minute, do those females I have fought with know that they have broken the law?
I feel like my heart is hurting, if I knew this, why would I fight them?You can win with your mouth. "
The first stop is naturally the Aka Paradise that Will has been thinking about.
Aka Paradise is a paradise specially designed for males. It is a popular entertainment place for males from immature to adult males. It is a popular attraction on the 14th star of Aka.
As a fighting nation with very little entertainment facilities and entertainment programs, apart from fighting and fighting, there are only unspeakable things left for the Zerg.So in the first few years after she was born, apart from exercising and going to school with her female father, Kapok could only hide at home and have fun by herself.
This Aka Paradise is actually under the name of the Yade family.Its indirect designer is kapok.
In the final analysis, it was just that the children of the Yade family saw that Weir was fascinated by the "amusement park" that Kapok said, but they couldn't find a real amusement park, so they spent a lot of money to build it.Later, it was carefully managed and managed to become a landscape on the border.
Kapok has no interest in these male-suitable recreational facilities with minimal danger.
But after entering the amusement park, I realized that there are still many Zergs today.You know, the entrance standard of the amusement park is that only males can buy tickets, and females must go with the males to buy a package ticket to enter.
It doesn't seem fair, but Zerg has a lot of them.These places are only open to males and serve males only.If there is no male, some females may not even have a chance to enter in their entire lives.
In Zerg, gender is privilege.A male, who enjoys benefits and privileges from birth, can live a good life even if he doesn't work.And if it is a female, it is doomed to spend her whole life running around for life and marriage, and even after marriage, all wealth and honor will belong to the male lord.
Knowing this, Kapok was very grateful that he was born as a male.
I once thought about fighting for more fairness for the disadvantaged, but faced with the super-high combat effectiveness of the females, Kapok can only hope that the law can become the umbrella for the males.Such a society is somewhat deformed, but it is very "harmonious".By default, males are given detached status and rights, as long as they can reproduce the group.
In fact, it does.In the nearly 20 years before and after the birth of kapok, the number of cubs born has increased, and the proportion of males has also increased.
These are not what Kapok needs to worry about now. Looking at the large group of Zerg in front of him, his only thought is can he stop playing?
Naturally it is impossible.
The kapok was dragged and played games that were "suitable for males", such as the harmless beam gun and the "carousel" that circled on the ground.
"Let me go." Mu Mian hid behind Rong, not to be caught by Weier.But Kapok is not the boyish figure before, and the long legs and feet can't hide it at all.
Rong resisted, and hesitated between his younger brother and Kapok, "Doesn't Weiwei want to eat colorful ice flowers? It's so hot now, let's go eat first."
"Okay."
The three Zergs moved to the restaurant, and there were already many Zergs eating in the paradise restaurant.The restaurant is warmly decorated, and each cubicle is separated, leaving an independent dining space.Because this amusement park is located in the frontier star, it rarely receives so many males, and it is rare to be full.
Arguments were heard as we headed to our reserved cubicle.
"I came here first, it's mine." A male clicked on the spot in front of him, which had a nice view.He is very satisfied.
"Please go to another compartment." The female beside him stood up, her tone much more polite.
Another group of Zerg was a little embarrassed, and it seemed that they also liked this position very much.
"I'm going to sit here." Another little male worm pulled his male father, "You can see the flower bed here."
There are extremely beautiful flowers and colorful bubbles floating in the air in the flower beds in the amusement park.When the bubbles rise to a high altitude, they will burst and scatter into drops of water that fall on the flower bed, and the flowers change color accordingly.
"Then...my little male worm likes it, so there's nothing I can do." The male head of the other party shook his head, lovingly stroking the little worm cub's head. "It's rare for us to come here from Capital Star, please forgive me."
As he spoke, he pulled out the chair and prepared to sit down.
The male who came first naturally refused, and when his face turned dark, the female who came with him began to hold down the chair.
"Is this really boring? First come, first served."
"You are just from a small place and have never seen the world. This time I don't care about you. My worm cub likes this place, so I must do it here." The male worm stroked his worm cub, and his female king Automatically step forward to negotiate with the other party.
Then Kapok stared dumbfounded as the two males began to compare themselves to the females in terms of how much, military achievements, and status they had compared to their own females, as if the females were their own.In fact, legally, after the female worm gets married, all the property belongs to the male owner.
In the end, the male worm who spoke first covered his head, "I have a headache from the quarrel, you are useless, kneel to me when you get home." Then he left thinking he was in a grand manner.
Weier was not so gossip, and had already sat in the cubicle to order food.When Kapok finished watching the entire process, the first thing he said when he returned to his seat was: "It seems that I have to read the "Male Protection Law" and "Zerg Marriage Law"."
"Are you going to marry Brother Rong?" Weier looked surprised.
In a word, Rong froze his body and looked at Kapok with red ears.
"what?"
Kapok poured himself a glass of water, calm down.
Just lamenting the life of the male worm now, it has attracted the forced marriage of the little partner?
But if you deny it at this time...
He watched the female worm's cheeks flush slightly, and then watched Will staring at him with piercing eyes after saying something divinely.Kapok took a deep breath and said slowly, "I'm so young and I don't want to get married."
Kapok blinked at Rong, showing a very sweet smile, but did not continue.
When she heard "I don't want to get married", Rong felt very cold. What would happen if a male worm expressed that he didn't want to marry you?Just look at those classic cases of being abandoned by males.
However, seeing that kapok blinked and smiled, Rong's heart fluctuated up and down.This is the secret code agreed upon when I did bad things when I was a child - "Leave it to me".
Carefully observe the face of the female insect, wanting to see any flaws in it.But facing the uneasiness in the eyes of the female worm, what Mu Mian wanted to say came to his lips, and changed again, "But... I will be responsible."
What does it mean?
Before he could figure it out, Kapok had already devoted himself to the great business of eating.After eating, Kapok has the energy to continue thinking about the problems that bothered him just now.
"Are all males like this now?"
"?"
"What does the male do? Shouldn't he be a researcher like my male father, or join the army like Uncle Yard?"
Rong shook his head, "Most males can choose their own jobs. As long as they can marry and give birth to male males, they can do whatever they want."
"Is it okay to hit the female insects casually?"
"Look at the "Protection Law" and "Marriage Law." Rong didn't want to answer.After leaving Frontier Star, they will never be able to go back to their previous slapstick life.
Hearing what Rong said, Kapok, who is almost "law-blind", took out his electronic board very directly and searched for the "Male Protection Law".From this point of view, there is a kind of ruined view.
As a fighting nation with the supremacy of strength and military rule, the female insects are extremely powerful.The male only relies on its own fertility advantage to control the female. In fact, from another perspective, it is the female who spoils the male.Males are not required to work and are privileged, but practically unable to do anything but rely on females.
As for the two male worms I saw just now, Mu Mian dare say that he can beat them with his eyes closed.But their present is their future, so what should they do?
"what are you worried about?"
"It's nothing. These colorful ice flowers are not bad."
Kapok hides her thoughts and worries in her heart, and neither thinks this is a good place for communication, nor does she think Rong is a good communication partner.
After eating, the three worms started playing again.It wasn't until the amusement park closed that Will boarded the aircraft heading to the hotel with unsatisfied enthusiasm.
During the second half of the activities in the amusement park, Kapok has been in a state of inexplicable worry.Rong couldn't understand it, but he felt a sense of crisis when he saw some females accompanying underage males in the playground cast their eyes on Weier.
What should I do if I feel that my brother will be snatched away one day?
Due to the shortage of hotel rooms in the crater, Will booked a two-bedroom suite. When he entered the room, he saw Will grabbing the bathroom with his clothes in his arms.After playing all day, Will couldn't bear the mess on his body anymore.
Instead, Kapok poured herself a glass of water and continued her legal reading journey, making comments such as "Oh", "Oh my God", "It's so weird", "I can laugh all year long".
Those who didn't know thought that what he was reading was a witty storybook, not the serious Zerg law.
But how can a normal person accept and understand this completely unequal law that once a female like Zerg gets married, all property and herself belong to the male?
At the end, Kapok didn't see the word "divorce" at all, and couldn't help but wonder if this is because the Zerg relationship is too good to divorce, or is it actually prostitution?
Kapok looked at Rong who was sitting on the other sofa, the braids she made in the morning were still hanging by her ears, and the female was processing some urgent documents with her head down.
"Have you read the Marriage Law?"
"..." Rong nodded.
"Then I hit you in the future, can't you fight back?"
"..." Rong thought for a while before he understood what kapok meant. He didn't dare to look at kapok, he could only look at the document in front of him, and pretended to be calm and said: "females who disobey the male master will be punished."
Kapok moved her body and sat closer.
He saw Rong's red ears, saw Rong looking down at the electronic board and didn't dare to look at him, saw Rong's slender insect claws sliding meaninglessly on the electronic board.
Suddenly he realized that the meaning of that night to Rong might not be as simple as "a shot" as he thought.In other words, if this kind of thing happens to any female insect, it will not be as simple as "shooting a gun".
But he still doesn't want to get married so early, he still has a lot of things to do, and a lot of beautiful scenery to see.He wanted to live the life of being single, not responsible to another worm, not responsible to a family.
But for females, the "responsible" outcome is marriage.This is the happy ending.
He looked at the female who almost grew up together, and suddenly felt that if he got married in the future, it would not be an unbearable thing.
"If I said I don't want to get married, but I don't need a boyfriend right now."
"Are you willing to date me on the premise of getting married?"
"you……"
Kapok spoke very seriously, but in this whole sentence, apart from "marriage", she could understand a little bit, but she didn't understand much about "association".But even so, Rong still kept his ears red and turned his head away.
No need to answer, Kapok already knows the answer.He stood up, faced Rong, stretched out his hand to press on the sofa behind him, the other worm claw raised Rong's chin, making his eyes look at him.
"Say, I do."
"I, I will."
The mental strength seemed to be impatiently trying to break through the body, and the heart was beating.A pair of purple-gray eyes, careless and eye-catching, seem to hide a hook and look like a starry sky, intoxicated by it.
Kapok pulled the worm's claws and kissed her lips, "I will love you."
The moist and hot touch spread from the small area where they touched, and the whole body became numb.This experience is never before.Rong was still indulging in a mysterious and mysterious feeling, feeling that he was being patted on the head, and the male who teased him said: "I'm going to take a bath." Then he left.
gone.
There was a female worm that was red and hadn't cooled down, and a juvenile male worm that was caught off guard and listened to the whole process after coming out of the bathroom.
Relatively speechless, Weir watched his female brother continue to review the documents with a forced calm.It would probably be more convincing if the insect claws were not mechanically scribbling across the electronic version.
It turns out that this is the correct way to tease female insects.
Kapok's actions left a wrong impression in Weier's heart. In the future, if he wants to find a female king, he can ask Kapok for help. Even a female like Rong can be taken down. Mianmian is really the best!
A look of worship.jpg
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