Zerg Life Notes

"【Oil】

It's the engine oil, not the base friend.

No one wants to be friends with a Zerg who smells like motor oil!

This sentence is not mine.Engine oil, special oil for mechs and fighter jets.In fact, there are many types of engine oil, with different textures, different smells, and different functions, and they cannot be generalized.

It's a pity that for a mech repairer, he must come into contact with the strongest and most annoying one.There is no substitute for the time being, and there is no deodorizing method, and the dosage is more during the battle.

If I could, I would choose to lose my sense of smell. "

The starship in May is warm and comfortable, and the four seasons are like spring; on the capital planet in May, the newly planted light purple "Caritas" flowers in the Capital Military Academy are falling one after another, adding a touch of tenderness to this cold-blooded military academy.

After the male student recruitment experiment in recent years, more male students were recruited this year, and the scope was wider. Of course, the standard has not been lowered at all.

On the second day of the report, after the freshmen got familiar with the campus, the freshman training officially started.

Cher Yang Bulla has been serving as an instructor for male freshman training for the third year. This year, the number of male freshmen recruited by the Capital Military Academy is enough to form two large classes.Bra is very pleased with this. Compared with being weak and weak and only knowing to rely on females, being able to study and train in a military academy will definitely make these males different.He seems to be able to see the male's future.

Of course, he still has an important task for this freshman training.

Instructor Bra, who was promoted to be the head coach of the male worm training, was wearing his gorgeous military uniform that was good enough for a party, with snow-white gloves on the crystal belt around his waist, looking chic and chic.He glanced up, and ordered the females around him to follow him closely, and he was not allowed to speak to any new males.

If I knew it earlier, I shouldn't have brought him.Bra frowned, expressing dissatisfaction with the decision he had made in a daze.

When he looked at the male worms in line, his tone was a little impatient.

"Okay, now you all follow me to complete today's task and conduct a physical fitness test."

In the venue for the physical fitness test, an independent space is separated. This space is not large. A row of Zergs in various clothes are sitting on the side against the wall. There are doctors, scholars, and the military. They have males. There are also females, the only thing they all have in common is staring closely at a mental power tester placed in the center.

"Wood - Mental Power Tester", the latest and most accurate mental power tester.

In more than three months, the accuracy of the "wood-spirit tester" has been fully verified. On this basis, the "wood-spirit theory" has gradually been studied and studied, and the Zerg has fully realized that " The depth and precision of Wood-Psychic Power Theory.

The first publisher of this theory, Muyun Expert, has won the reverence of many Zergs and has countless fans.It's a pity that such a talented Zerg passed away early.

That's not what matters today.The most important thing is that this is the first time that the "Wood-Spiritual Power Tester" has been officially used as a male mental power tester.Are instruments that have been fully verified for accuracy and safety on females equally accurate on males?

Everyone is nervous.

Soon, the first male student walked into the testing room.

"Shocked! A certain male student at the Capital Military Academy set a new record in the mental power test and became the number one in mental power." Tang Ou was caught off guard by the female sitting opposite and sprayed his face, and the slippery nutritious meal crumbs slipped from Tang Ou's face .

Sitting next to Tang Ou, Connor quickly pulled the towel from Kapok and handed it to Tang Ou.Tang Ou took the towel and wiped it on her face without even looking at it, and then...

"Ah!" Tang Ou yelled, and it was a rare time for the female Tang family who had a pretty good self-restraint to want to yell: "Whose towel is this, it smells like engine oil!"

Suddenly, the towel on his shoulders was taken away, before Kapok could stop him, he saw Tang Ou had been brutally murdered, his face was still black and yellow.It's better not to wipe, at least those nutritious meal scraps are much cleaner than the towels kapok uses to wipe their hands except for a little saliva.

"Yes, I'm sorry." Connor, who had done something bad with good intentions, looked at Tang Ou's dark face, trembling, and apologized.He took out a clean wet towel from the pouch on his waist, stretched his arms, and wiped off the traces on Tang Ou's face.

The "murderer" Kapok picked up his poor towel from the ground. You must know that it took him a lot of effort to make this kind of towel with good adsorption and no peculiar smell, wasting all the materials in his inventory.He also only has three strips, which he washes and replaces every day.

Naturally, Tang Ou would not get angry at the kind-hearted male. He first gave Kapok a hard look, made an expression of "I'll settle the score with you later", then took Connor's wet wipes and threw them to the opposite one. The culprit's face.

The female worm hadn't reacted yet, she was concentrating on sliding the electronic board quickly with her worm's claws, her eyes were in ten directions.He didn't know that the wet wipes were thrown away, and it seemed that the farce around him had nothing to do with him.

The Zerg at the center of the farce recalled the origin of everything, which was the "male", "spiritual power", and "number one" that the female insect shouted.

"This, this is impossible?" The female worm muttered to herself, "How can the male be the first? What do the female worms in the military academy do?"

"What's wrong with males being the first?" Connor was not used to the so-called theory that "male insects are inferior to female insects". He did much better than female insects in many courses in school, not to mention the pervert kapok.

That day, many females on the starship were caught in the dilemma of self-denial.In the forum where high-rise buildings have been frequently built in recent times, a high-rise building was parachuted to the top, and countless high-rise buildings were derived from it.Even after several pages, the titles of the posts are inseparable from "male bug", "spiritual power", and "number one".

Kapok is of course also very concerned.

In the eyes of his friends, his concern seems to be indifference.

After reading a post, he glanced at the test results that blurred the data of the male insect, and said lightly: "It's really amazing!" Then he went about his own business.

When Rong returned to the room, it was rare to find that the kapok, who likes to play outside recently, was obediently lying on the bed, revealing the tight muscles and graceful waist.

"You're back." Mu Mian raised her legs, put them down again, and patted the bed repeatedly.

"Yeah." Rong replied, and took the clean clothes into the bathroom.

Hearing the sound of water, Kapok turned over and lay on her back, wondering why my Ronger has been so cold lately?No, it's indifference.Is it a normal reaction during pregnancy to be indifferent?

Lying down, Kapok couldn't help but think of today's post.

The male with extraordinary physical fitness and the most mental power will not be able to show off during the freshman military training and become the "number one" male, right?

Smiling, Kapok touched his chin. In such an environment, this male insect will definitely attract the attention of countless female insects and become the object of competition.What should be the next direction?Is it focused on learning and pursuing stronger, or is there countless "confidantes" who are romantic and unrestrained, or the playboy's routine is also good.

Relying on his own memory, Kapok has thought through all kinds of setting routines, and can make up a big drama by relying on brain supplementation.All these brain supplements have a very important premise, that is, the "protagonist" must have a unique or handsome or pure or evil or glamorous appearance that is different from other Zerg.However, this is not a problem for the Zerg whose ordinary appearance can meet the standard of a handsome guy. The focus is on "difference" and "uniqueness"!

Uh-huh!

Makes sense.

Indulging in his own fantasy world, Kapok didn't notice that Rong had already walked out of the bathroom. The long-haired female insect supported her waist slightly, and the egg, which had grown to the seventh month, began to expand its range.The lines are sharp, and the tight and muscular abdominal muscles gradually become rounded, and the symptoms of backache and lethargy intensify.Rao is such a strong female insect, she has to use all her energy to deal with this little egg.

Good thing...

The vibration sitting beside Rong brought Mu Mian back to his senses. He turned his body, put his head on Rong's lap, and played with the beautiful long hair hanging in front of his eyes. The light balls are all wrapped up, touch this, rub against that, turn them over, rub them, and feel them, which is called, checking the body.

"Hmm." Rong made a suppressed voice, not because the kapok hurt him, but because of the comfort from the male's mental power, even if he was used to it, he couldn't control himself from being intoxicated and made an unbearable voice.

Consolation is often related to sex.

Kapok's movements stopped, he sat up and wrapped Rong in his arms.

"Honey, what are you thinking? Um... comfort me? Why do you want to comfort me?" Mu Mian rubbed Rong's shoulder curiously.

Rong relaxed his body, followed his own thoughts and snuggled into Kapok's arms, he asked casually, "Aren't you curious about the newborn male?"

"Curious?" Mu Mian twitched the corner of his mouth. If those ignorant scholars saw the results of his mental power test, they probably couldn't help but drag him into the experiment.That's why he won't test, anyway, the test results are just "results".But he can't say that.

Mu Mian rubbed the top of Rong's hair, and said with a smile, "The last time I contacted Weir, he had gone back somewhere near Capital Star, right?"

"A18, subsidiary star."

Kapok: "Yes, yes, then he should have tested it, and the result must be good, right?"

"I don't know. Weiwei must be very powerful." Rong replied that after getting married, he almost lost contact with Yade's family.Like all married females, the family has nothing to do with them after marriage, and there is only the male master from then on.

"Hey?"

Rong didn't intend to continue talking with Kapok on this topic, he said: "Your grades are better than his."

"What grade?"

The next day, Kapok knew.

On the second day of the training, the newborn male applied to the instructor. It was not an application for sick leave, but an application to join the female team for training.

ha?

What is this ghost?

Familiar formula, familiar routine!