My deskmate is a little flirtatious

Jiang Liao managed to subdue Di Si with a glass, and found that this guy was lying on the bed with his glass in his arms, laughing like a flower, as if he was holding his own eldest son in his arms.

After Jiang Liao comforted Di Si, he wanted to take care of Liu Yutong. That guy was still obsessed with showing horror movies, and he was so crazy that he took the CD and stuffed it down the toilet.

Is this still available?

Jiang Liao dragged the man out of the bathroom, forced him onto the bed, pulled the bed curtain, and said to him, "The bed curtain is a barrier between me and me. As long as you don't come out, the female ghosts in horror movies can't get close to you." body."

This is what Liu Yutong himself said just now. He said that there is a female ghost living in the English listening comprehension, sucking their points, and when the points are sucked out, he will die.

So only metaphysics can save metaphysics.

Sure enough, Liu Yutong shrank obediently and remained motionless under the bed curtain, and called him Master Jiang Liao.

Jiang Liao sighed while resting his forehead, and silently helped to put away Liu Yutong's computer. Just now, Di Si put the computer on his chest, saying that he wanted to crush a big stone on his chest.

After finally serving the two uncles, Jiang Liao was free, went to the bathroom to take a shower, and then climbed into bed to sleep.

As a result, at night, Jiang Liao was woken up alive, and Di Si and Liu Yutong were talking in their dreams again.

Both of them closed their eyes and did not wake up, but the words they talked in their dreams could still be connected, and those who didn't know thought they were chatting.

Liu Yutong said, "I don't want it."

Di Si said, "Buy a new one."

Jiang Liao: ... What the hell is this sweet dream of the overlord boss?

Jiang Liao didn't sleep well all night, and when he woke up the next morning, his eyes were still black.

Di Si and Liu Yutong were not energetic either, and suffered from severe headaches after being hungover.

So the trio, depressed, went to the cafeteria and then to the classroom. Liu Yutong took the lead and yawned first, then Jiang Liao, and finally Di Si.

Yawning turns out to be really contagious.

Di Si rolled his eyes at Liu Yu, "I think you look like Zhang Fei's younger brother, open your mouth wide."

Liu Yutong: ...

Yang Ke, the English class representative who was collecting the homework, knocked on the table, "Collect your dialect and hand in the homework."

Di Si was stunned for a moment, "What homework? Didn't you take the exam yesterday? Who left the homework?"

Yang Ke put a dozen notebooks in his hand on the table, and said, "I'm accepting the homework I left the day before yesterday. I also confiscated the homework for yesterday's exam. The teacher told me to collect it today. Besides, when did you hand in the homework?"

Di Si looked at the dozens of English homework books in Yang Ke's hand, then took out a new notebook from the belly of the table, hurriedly wrote a name on it, and stuffed it into Yang Ke's hand, "Take it."

Yang Ke almost made him laugh angrily, "What's the use of handing in a blank notebook?"

Di Si said, "Etiquette is light and affection is heavy, and it is more or less a heart."

Jiang Liao felt that he didn't even notice Di Si's humble appearance, let alone Yang Ke, a girl who didn't get nauseated, could be considered strong.

Yang Ke rolled his eyes, returned Di Si's book to him, and left with a flick of his braid.

After the exam, the English class representative seemed to be even more tempered.

Di Si picked up his notebook and flicked the ashes in disgust. Before he could stuff it into the belly of the table, he was grabbed by Jiang Liao.

Di Si looked up at him, "What are you doing?"

Jiang Liao took out the English book from Di Si's desk, turned to the word page, and clicked on a row of words.

"English homework is written five times each, and then memorized."

Di Si hadn't figured out what he was going to do, but when he pulled the notebook back hard, he didn't pull it because Jiang Liao didn't let go.

Di Si raised his eyebrows, but there was no displeasure in his eyes, just a little puzzled, "So?"

Jiang Liao put the notebook and the book on Di Si's table respectively, and handed over a pen, "So, I can finish writing in one morning's self-study. Yang Ke usually handed in his homework after class, so you have time."

Di Si picked up Jiang Liao's pen, suddenly smiled and asked him, "But why do I have to do my homework?"

Jiang Liao replied, "You have to ask yourself."

Di Si rubbed the cap of the pen with his thumb, slowly raised the corners of his mouth, and said to him, "I said to myself, Feng Shui is good today, suitable for homework."

As soon as Liu Yutong heard the word Fengshui, he turned around and asked Di Si, "When will you learn Fengshui, Brother Di? Then can you help me calculate, how many points can I get in the math test this time?"

Di Si pulled Liu Yutong's arm away from his book with a pen, and said ruthlessly, "I'll count with my fingers, you're thinking of farting."

Liu Yutong: ...

Di Si spent the whole morning self-study and handed in the only completed homework in his entire high school career.