My deskmate is a little flirtatious

As soon as the Chinese teacher came in, he had a solemn expression on his face, "The mid-term exam will be held in one week. From this class onwards, I will draw two students to ask questions and memorize the text before each class. You will help each other at the same table. Supervise each other, as long as one of them can't memorize, the two of them will copy and write together."

Now it's Jiang Liao's turn to be serious, is it still too late to change to the same table?

After Di Si and Jiang Liao looked at each other, they actually took out their textbooks and pretended to recite poems.Seeing Jiang Liao's expression of disbelief, he explained to her with a smile, "You are my officially recognized classmate, deskmate and roommate, so I must not drag you into the water, otherwise it would be too much trouble." It's not interesting, is it?"

Jiang Liao silently rolled her eyes and concentrated on memorizing the text.

The most serious person in the class is Liu Yutong. He is a half-hearted person in everything he does.He would listen to what the teacher said in class, but he never had to memorize it, which made his parents always think that the child was born with low intelligence.

As a result, sometimes he came to whatever he was afraid of. Liu Yutong silently prayed to the teacher not to call him while bowing his head to recite the text, but it turned out that the teacher called him.

"Liu Yutong, please memorize the third paragraph of "Pipa Xing"."

After Liu Yutong finished his sentence with a low howl, he stood up tremblingly from his seat, looked at the teacher with a constipated expression, recited the first two sentences stumbled, and then couldn't recite them.

The Chinese teacher pushed his glasses, "You don't have the same table, so let's form a team with the new student Jiang Liao for the time being. Today is the first time to ask a question, so I will give you two another chance. If Jiang Liao can If you recite it smoothly, you two will be exempted from writing the penalty."

Liu Yu turned his head and stared at Jiang Liao expectantly.

I saw Jiang Liao stood up expressionlessly, and said two words to the teacher, "No."

Liu Yutong almost cried.

Di Si covered his mouth and laughed.

The teacher waved the two of them to sit down, "It seems that the two of you can't escape the penalty writing, copy the whole text of "Pipa Xing" three times."

After the teacher finished speaking, he opened the lesson plan and was about to explain today's new lesson, but found that Di Si was raising his hand, "Di Si, do you have any questions?"

Di Si wiped an inch of his hair with his hands, and stood up dawdly, "Teacher, classmate Jiang Liao is my deskmate, shouldn't it be reasonable to be in a group with me?"

The teacher showed a slightly surprised expression, "I was afraid that you would hold Jiang Liao back."

Di Si shook his head with a playful smile, "Teacher, trust me, I won't."

The teacher looked at Jiang Liao again, "Then do you have any objections to the two of you as a team?"

Jiang Liao originally wanted to say something, but Di Si blatantly pinched his mouth, and Di Si Yuezu spoke for him, "Teacher, he has no objection."

The Chinese teacher is not very old, and she is not the kind of strict teacher. In fact, she likes to watch her classmates gossip. She thinks that she should be energetic at this age, so in her class, as long as she doesn't go out of her way, She allowed some small actions.

Jiang Liao patted Di Si's hand away, with an unhappy expression on his face, and was about to explain to the teacher, but Di Si spoke first, "Teacher, I will study hard."

The Chinese teacher liked to hear this the most, so he immediately waved his hand and agreed, "Okay, then you and Jiang Liao will be in a group, and remember to share weal and woe."

The students in the class laughed together.

Liu Yutong glanced at the teacher aggrievedly, "Teacher, what about me?"

The teacher smiled and said to him, "Compared to classmate Jiang Liao, you should be thankful that you don't have a teammate like Di Si who is suspected of slowing you down."

There was laughter from the students again.

Then the Chinese teacher raised her hand to signal the students to be quiet. She opened the courseware and began to teach the students a new lesson.

While the teacher was writing on the blackboard, Liu Yutong turned around and whispered to Di Shi, "Don't take the wall off if you don't attend the class, you will take off all the cheat sheets I wrote on it."

Di Si tapped Liu Yutong on the head with a pen, "Study hard, you are your biggest hindrance."

Liu Yutong covered his head and ran to the class.

Juehuang didn't sleep in class for the first time, and received a full class of knowledge, but before the get out of class ended, the teacher said that the mid-term exam for this class content would not be taken.

Di Si rubbed his head a little annoyed.

Jiang Liao lightly said something resembling comforting words, "The final exam."

Di Si felt even more annoyed.

At this moment, Liu Yutong suddenly turned around and asked Jiang Liao to borrow a book to copy notes. From the corner of his eye, he saw that Di Si's book was full of memories, so he asked in surprise, "Brother Di, why did you suddenly become enlightened?"

Di Si turned his head to look at Jiang Liao, and then said, "Because I don't want to hold back."

Jiang Liao raised her eyelids when she heard the words, her gaze stayed on Di Si for a second, and then moved away.

Di Si's promise was probably only on the subject of Chinese, because in the next few classes, he slept almost all morning.

Probably learning this kind of behavior is more energy-intensive, and I have to sleep for three sessions to make up for one session.

The mobile phone in his pocket vibrated, Jiang Liao took out his hand and clicked on the message.

Xie Ran: "Please take a shower on weekends, is anyone here?"

Tang Tian was the first to answer him, "I'll come."

Xie Ran: "Boys only."

Tang Tian posted a middle finger emoji.

Followed by Su Chongbin's reply, concise and clear, "No, study."

Su Chongbin was older than them all, and he was in his third year of high school now. His mother specially resigned from a factory in other places and came back, and rented a house in a family courtyard near the school to accompany him to study. Studying is the most important thing in life.

Now Jiang Liao didn't reply, Xie Ran contacted him three times in succession, telling him to come out quickly.

Jiang Liao was about to type to reply but was bumped by Di Si, who had just woken up next to him, and sent a "hmm" by mistake, and now it's gone if he doesn't go.

Xie Ran checked the address and time in the group for a long time, Jiang Liao was not in the mood to read, and was staring at Di Si with an unhappy expression.

Di Si rubbed his eyes, and when he looked up, he met Jiang Liao's blame-seeking gaze. He didn't know what happened, "Why do you have such an expression? Who forced you to eat shit?"

This person's brain circuit was probably washed in the toilet. For a moment, Jiang Liao felt that it was unnecessary for him to be angry with him. Anyone who stepped on shit would not be so bored as to point to shit and scold.

Di Si accidentally caught a glimpse of Jiang Liao's screen, and gasped in surprise, "Crotch chicken? Yo, what a name, what kind of group is this, please add me."

Jiang Liao brushed Di Si's big face away with one hand, and turned off the phone, "Fart, get out!"

Then it was lunch time. Most of those who didn’t want to lose weight ate outside of school, and those who wanted to live a few years regardless of weight also ate outside of school. Even the teachers in the school would rather eat instant noodles in the office than go to the cafeteria.

It is also a mystery that the cafeteria has not closed down for so many years.

After Jiang Liao bowed his head and typed on the mobile phone to reply to Xie Ran's two messages, he realized that he had been following Di Shi all along.He stopped after noticing the problem, not wanting to follow him any more.

As a result, Di Si also stopped, turned to Jiang Liao, and unceremoniously put his arm on Jiang Liao's shoulder, "Why did you stop? Didn't you agree to invite me to dinner at noon?"

Jiang Liao frowned, "Who told you?"

Di Si pouted, pretending to be skeptical, "You don't want to go back on your word, do you?"

Jiang Liao swung Di Si's arm off her body, rolled her eyes and said, "Your mother!"

Di Si raised his hand and slapped Jiang Liao on the head, "Fuck, stop swearing, the corners of your mouth are rotten."

Jiang Liao punched Di Si back, "You said it while you were on the horse."

The two walked to the door of a noodle shop while fighting, only to find that Liu Yutong was following behind them, "Can you count me in?"

The two turned their heads to stare at him in unison, "You're a fart."

In the end, this meal was still invited by Jiang Liao. The owner of the noodle shop knew him, and for his sake, he invited the three of them to eat.

Liu Yutong smacked his face in his mouth, gave Jiang Liao a thumbs up, and said vaguely to him, "Brother Jiang is very loyal."

Di Si patted his head, "Eat your noodles."

Liu Yutong choked at once, and coughed for a long time while clutching his chest.

Di Si laughed and he leaned back so much that he also choked.

The owner of the noodle shop kindly handed over three bottles of water.

Liu Yutong and Di Si each took a bottle, and just after taking the first sip, they heard the owner of the noodle shop say, "A bottle costs three yuan."

Liu Yu spat out the same mouthful.

The owner of the noodle shop rubbed his hands together and laughed, "Please drink noodles but not water."

Jiang Liao passed the bottle of water in front of him to the boss with a blank expression, and said two words dryly, "It's not open."

The boss wiped his hands on the apron and said with a smile, "A colleague is a colleague, don't be fooled."

Just as the boss was about to reach out to bring back the bottle of water, Di Si took out a five-yuan one and a one-dollar one from his pocket, and slapped it on the table, "I invite you to drink water, please put it down."

The boss smiled and boasted, "This little brother is bold."

Liu Yutong burped, and smiled at Di Si with a satisfied face, "Brother Di, you are so kind to me."

As a result, Di Si put down his chopsticks, wiped his mouth with a napkin, and said to Liu Yu with a smirk, "Do you know that butchers also raise pigs?"

After finishing speaking, Di Si walked out of the noodle shop with a smile.

Liu Yutong didn't understand what was going on, so he pulled Jiang Liao's sleeve and asked him, "Brother Di, what did he mean just now?"

Jiang Liao tore Liu Yutong's hand off his sleeve, and said to him, "Di Si is scolding you."

Liu Yutong was puzzled, "Call me? What are you calling me?"

"Call you a pig."

Jiang Liao shook his head and walked out with a sigh. He finally knew why Liu Yutong was always unable to keep up in class. With this IQ, it is understandable that he could not keep up.

A guy who looks quite upright, who would have thought that he is actually so naive.