I'm really not a flower picker! gl

"Single catcher, they walked into the miasma forest. Do you want to chase them?" A catcher said very regretfully.

Shan Zichan shook her head lightly, then turned around and said sharply, "Tell all the subordinates to go back."

"But Mr. Zong Ya will definitely not be able to explain it."

Shan Zichan looked at the forest in front of her, her beautiful eyes became deeper and deeper.

"Don't be in a hurry about the arrest. You don't need to be responsible."

"The more impatient you want to catch a big fish, the more vigilant you should be, otherwise it won't take the bait easily."

She left a sentence and used the lightness skill to disappear into the jungle in an instant.

"That's... so cool." The police officers who left adoring faces said one after another.

Goddess Catch really lives up to its reputation!So if Mr. Zongya is blaming you or something, go to hell!They have a single god to catch this god, so what are they afraid of.

At the same time, in the miasma forest...

Lin Ruo walked a few steps and smelled the stench. She didn't understand the situation for a moment, she immediately covered her nose, and became dizzy from the smoke. .

"Smelly! What time is it, and you are still farting casually."

"It's not my fault." Wang Hong twitched the corners of his mouth, jumped his feet and said, "You can see clearly, we fell into the miasma forest."

Only then did Lin Ruo see clearly the smoky scene nearby.

She immediately jumped up in fright: "What should we do? Will we be poisoned to death??"

"Don't worry, I know how to get out, you come with me." Wang Hong looked around, and immediately found a place where the miasma was relatively thin, there must be an exit there.

He led the way forward, and Lin Ruo followed behind. They each covered their noses with cloths and walked to a big tree. There happened to be a hole the size of a person in the trunk.

"Here it is, get in!"

Lin Ruo hurriedly walked to the tree hole, couldn't help but gestured with his hands, and then said in a little surprise: It's about the same size as the one we drilled before!

Wang Hong suddenly thought of something he didn't want to recall, he frowned and held Lin Ruo back, "Then let me in first!"

"Oh, please." Lin Ruo immediately stepped aside and let Wang Hong go first.

Wang Hong walked a few steps and looked at the hole, feeling a little uncomfortable in his heart, thinking of the dog hole...

I remembered the ugly fragment of memory that the flower picker asked her if she should drill.

Um? ? ? ? ?

Wait a minute, is this Thief missing something?

Immediately he stopped, looked at Lin Ruo strangely and said, "" Did you say something before? "

"What?" Lin Ruo blinked suspiciously.

Wang Hong rubbed his chin, thinking: "Before I drill or not, I seem to have heard what you said?"

"Why don't you drill?" Lin Ruo stared at him with a strange expression.

"No, even if it's a bit vague, I seem to remember what earth-shattering words you said at that time?" Wang Hong struggled when he thought about it, but he couldn't remember the details.

Forget it, it's just a boring thing, what's so strange about this flower picker?

Immediately Wang Hong planned to drill the hole.

Lin Ruo remembered it instead, and she immediately exclaimed: "You want to say, I'm asking you whether to drill or not!?"

"At that time, you were really tangled."

Hearing this, Wang Hong immediately stopped in his tracks. He realized in an instant, pointed at Lin Ruo and shouted, "Hu Lie, you called yourself Lao Tzu, right?"

"A mere boy dares to call himself that." He said disdainfully.

Instead, Lin Ruo shook her head and said honestly: "No! I didn't talk about my old lady at the time, so I asked you if you should drill or not?"

"You haven't drilled yet."

Wang Hong:...

"Old... old lady. Hu Lie, how many faces do you have? Now you can't even tell whether you are a man or a woman." Wang Hong couldn't help but looked at Lin Ruo's face curiously. other faces.

After hearing this, Lin Ruo touched her head with a simple and honest face and said, "To be honest, I was originally a woman."

"Heh...you think this Pirate Saint will believe me." Wang Hong turned around indifferently.

As a result, Lin Ruo pulled him back, and immediately took out the ancient women's dress that had been treasured for a day behind him, shaking with a showy face.

"Look, I even brought the skirt."

Wang Hong:...

Where did this flower picker get it from?

He looked up at Lin Ruo.

Then he lowered his head and looked up at Lin Ruo.

Bow your head again... No, no, no, it must not be true, how could this robber saint be tricked by a woman?

Wang Hong insisted: "Hu Lie, don't mess around! You and I are partners who are born and die, there is no need to..."

Seeing that he didn't believe it, Lin Ruo went straight to the nearby jungle, found a secret place, changed into a skirt and came out.

A youthful and beautiful woman walked out.

That lively and jumping temperament is something that others don't have.

Wang Hong was dumbfounded with his mouth open, his jaw barely dropped.

He raised his finger and pointed at the female version of Lin Ruo tremblingly.

Lin Ruo raised the hem of her skirt, blinked her eyes playfully and said, "I'm beautiful! Now you believe that I'm a woman!!"

Wang Hong's mood suddenly changed from sunny to thunderbolt, and then to cold winter.His expression was numb until expressionless.

In the end, he turned his head and his face was pulled like [-] million, and his mouth was raised: "Bah!!!!!!"

Ruo Lin:...

"Hey, what do you mean!?" Lin Ruo frowned.

Wang Hong turned his face blankly, with a deeply shocked look: "Change back, or I will sink you, a monster, into the quagmire next to you."

Lin Ruo clenched his fists and coughed a few times: "Hero, please calm down! I understand that you are not used to it, and it's not easy to go out in women's clothing anyway, so I'll be wronged and go out in men's clothing for the time being!"

Wang Hong kept silent and accepted Lin Ruo's affairs.

The two of them finally escaped from the poisonous miasma forest, and they just came to a muddy dirt road.

Lin Ruo and Wang Hong were out of breath.

As everyone knows, this mountain road is the place where most vicious gangsters are most likely to appear nearby.

Soon there were three big men with hideous faces holding big knives. After waiting for a long time, they finally got there. They saw Lin Ruo and Wang Hong enjoying the shade by the side of the road.

The three men walked over with murderous looks on their faces, and said arrogantly to them: "I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to live here from now on, you will save the road money."

"If you two want to survive, hand over to me the most precious thing on your body."

After that, Lin Ruo and Wang Hong, who were sitting by the side of the road, were already tired and temporarily deaf.

They wiped the sweat with their hot hands, and felt that their mouths were very dry, and they would die of thirst if they didn't drink any more water.

"Do you have any water with you?"

"No! If you bear with it, there may be an inn ahead." Wang Hong said with a helpless face.

"But do you have any money?" Lin Ruo touched his purse strangely and found that he didn't have any money.

Wang Hong was standing next to him and said proudly, "I never bring money with me. If I ask for money, I will be a rich man if I go to the street."

"Cut, stealing other people's money is so dirty, if you have the ability to earn it yourself!" Lin Ruo rolled her eyes at Wang Hong who was next to her with disdain.

Wang Hong was so angry that he almost raised his fist to hit someone. If he didn't have the strength now, he would have taught the flower picker a lesson.

After speaking, the two turned their heads in disdain.

The three robbers who went unnoticed:  …

"Boss, it seems that they haven't found us yet?"

"Let's go up to the knife rack and pass."

"Yes! I must make a lot of money today."

As they spoke, the three of them walked over and surrounded Lin Ruo and Wang Hong with big knives.

At this time, the two people reacted.

Wang Hong couldn't help frowning, now that his martial arts were temporarily lost, he didn't have the strength to deal with these three robbers anymore.

It's really a wave of upheaval.

Lin Ruo asked strangely, "Are the three of you here to enjoy the shade?"

Come and let me give you a seat.As she spoke, she moved her butt to make room, and then patted the clean grass on the ground.

The Three Robbers:  …

The leader immediately reacted and shouted at the top of his voice: "Stop talking so much and let's rob! If you want to survive, quickly hand over your money, or you will be killed."

The other two robbers echoed: "Our boss is right, you two hurry up and hand over your valuables, and we can spare your life, it's best to be more sensible."

Lin Ruo was a little embarrassed when she heard the words, she immediately turned to ask Wang Hong: "What should I do! They said they were going to rob"

Wang Hong twitched the corner of his mouth, and said with black lines all over his face: "What else can I do? You can figure it out yourself!"

"Ah! But what should I do if I don't have any money with me!?" Lin Ruo suddenly looked depressed.

"Didn't this Robber just say that he is penniless?" Wang Hong shouted loudly.

The words were immediately heard by the three robbers.

The bandit in the lead immediately said angrily: "I will die if I don't give the money! Don't regret it."

"Little ones, take two of them down for me!"

As they said, the two men held their knives and wanted to chop Lin Ruo and Wang Hong.

Lin Ruo saw that these bandits didn't show any respect, so he stood up and shouted angrily, "You are being unreasonable! You said you have no money." If you want to die, I will ask you for your life. What will you get? ""

"Can I have a steamed bun or a fritter?"

"Can you count?"

It was the first time for the three robbers to hear this statement, and they were stunned for a while.

What nonsense is this guy talking about?

But the bandit who took the lead immediately reacted and said: "Damn, it's just to deter merchants who want to pass by but don't pay them. Who dares to pass by in the future without bringing money? You think this deterrence is valuable!"

Lin Ruo was a little surprised, she immediately gave a thumbs up and praised: "What you said seems to make sense, I didn't expect you to be so smart!"

Wang Hong almost couldn't sit still when he heard the words, he immediately said angrily: "Who told you to praise them!"

The bandit leader looked very proud, but he didn't intend to spare them.

Immediately, the two robbers behind him looked disgusted: "These two poor ghosts are actually poorer than us, and it would be unreasonable not to kill them to vent their anger."

"That's right! It's a waste of our time on a deal."

As the two of them walked over with their knives, Wang Hong tried to stand up and found that his whole body was already weak, and he couldn't lift his arms at all.

Lin Ruo helped him to sit down, glanced at the bandit leader, and said in a suggestive tone: "These three bandits said they were richer than the two of us. Do you think we should be black and white? Anyway, everyone is divided now." No money."

"Bandits are not innocent people!"

Wang Hong gave her a blank look without strength, and said, "It's up to you."

Lin Ruo nodded and said, "Then leave it to me!"

The bandit leader listened, as if he heard some joke, he laughed arrogantly: "It's up to you to want to cheat, don't laugh at me to death."

"That's right! Our boss is a well-known bandit in the neighborhood, which ordinary people would run away in fear after hearing the news, and you are the only one hahaha!"

"He's afraid he's going to kill us three brothers."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, chop them up..."

Said that the three people raised their knives and wanted to chop them up.

At this moment, Lin Ruo, whom they underestimated, suddenly pulled Wang Hong and threw him out. Wang Hong fell to the ground with his face covered in mud. He stared at Lin Ruo.

Lin Ruo put on a modern military boxing pose, and she invited Zhan: "Come on! Now let you three country bumpkins taste what is called a modern boxing bun?"

"Stinky boy, you obviously look more like a bumpkin than us, and you are still brazen! Come on, brothers!!"

Said that the robber A slashed over with a knife.

Lin Ruo caught the white blade with his bare hands and launched a move.

"Listen carefully, this trick is called..."

"Chongqing hotpot hangs white shallots upside down! Lin Ruo is holding the bandit A's head down and sticking it on the ground.

"Ah!" Bandit A screamed.

Another move.

"Wu Dalang is 1.8 meters tall!" Lin Ruo fell to the ground with Bandit A in the air, and Bandit A completely tilted his head and passed out.

Bandit Head and Bandit B stared at Lin Ruo dumbfounded.

"Boss, she looks very strong!"

"What are you talking about! I'll give you the back seat." The bandit head immediately pushed his subordinates.

Bandit B was pushed over and did not react.

Lin Ruo punched the robber in the stomach: "Pan Jinlian is a chaste woman!"

Robber B clutched his stomach and vomited.

It was the last one, and the bandit leader took the opportunity to sneak up on Lin Ruo from behind.

Lin Ruo quickly turned around, and stuck two fingers in the eyes of the bandit leader: "Ximen Qing is good at pointing one Yang finger!"

"Aww, my eyes!" The bandit leader screamed.

"The last trick. Touch the dragon's eye!"

"A stray dog ​​wandering around a utility pole!"

"Yellow dog pissing!!! Ada~" Finally, Lin Ruo raised her right leg and kicked the robber's head in the face.

The bandit's head turned 360 degrees in mid-air and landed perfectly parallel. Then he rolled his eyes and passed out completely.

Wang Hong:...

Strong is quite strong...Wang Hong, who was lying on the ground watching the play the whole time, felt that Lin Ruo's strength was pretty good.

But when he heard these strange names, he twitched the corners of his mouth with black lines all over his face and said, "Yellow...yellow dog. Pee?"

"This thief saint has never seen this kind of girl!"

He complained beside him, Lin Ruozao squatted beside the three robbers, and took all the money from them.

The author has something to say: Liulicao: With such a shameless trick name, are you really not afraid of river crabs?

Lin Ruo spreads her hands┓(???`?)┏: When did I overturn the car, I feel at ease.

Liulicao: I always find it unacceptable, it's too rude.

Lin Ruo: Don't get entangled, don't get entangled, there will be more unscrupulous ones in the future.

Liulicao: In this way, it is conceivable that my future... the future is boundless.

Lin Ruo: Hey, give me more confidence.

But you are the one who took away my confidence! ~ Liulicao whispered