Supreme Mission [Rebirth]

In the new year, the long-awaited day of LG has finally arrived.

On April 4th, Qiu Shaoyan, the second youngest in the team, was born on this day, and the LGs presented him with a gift they had prepared—a cute purebred puppet cat.

When participating in the program before, Qiu Shaoyan once said that he wanted to become a cat slave, but because his mother is allergic to cat fur, this wish has never been realized.

Loyal fans are the cutest group. Sometimes a sentence said by the person inadvertently may not have a deep impression on them, but they will firmly remember it in their hearts.

When the LGs presented this cute little life as a gift at Qiu Shaoyan’s birthday meeting, the self-proclaimed tough guy Qiu Shaoyan hugged the soft-hearted meowing little milk cat, and immediately couldn’t hold back his red eyes. No matter how much Zhou and the others teased, they were unwilling to turn around and let the fans see him crying.

The most dumbfounding thing is that Qiu Shaoyan, who couldn't restrain his emotions, realized that the liquid flowing out of his eye sockets had already wetted the fur of the kitten in his arms after crying. Quite embarrassed, the distressed Qiu Shaoyan couldn't care less about crying.

At the same time, Yi Zhou and the others also sent their own gifts.

What Su Jin liked was a bright black PSP handheld game console, and Feng Hui, who knew the gift from LG, prepared a bunch of high-end cat supplies. Yi Zhou carefully composed a song for him, Mu Ziyu, this melon, really makes people want to beat him to death. He actually charged a lot of money to Qiu Shaoyan's card drawing game account. He is so cheap that he, an African, can draw slowly. Qiu Shaoyan I couldn't help chasing him on the stage to fight.

The cute kitten carefully selected by LG fascinated everyone in the team. Qiu Shaoyan named it "Tuanbao".

Since then, Qiu Shaoyan has led all members of the Troubleshooting Group to embark on a road of no return to posting cats every day and becoming cat slaves...

After their debut, the first birthday meeting with LG to celebrate the members' birthdays was successfully concluded. With a touch of emotion, Qiu Shaoyan's birthday was one month away and he couldn't help looking forward to his upcoming birthday meeting.

However, what awaits him is the malice of his teammates who have been tormented by his childlike attributes for so many years.

Following the trend, Yi Zhou played a hidden camera on Mu Ziyu, starring Feng Hui, Su Jin and Qiu Shaoyan.

Because of a trivial matter, Su Jin was so irritable that Feng Hui was in charge of everything. Feng Hui quarreled head-on because of his ignorance and anger. Qiu Shaoyan tried to mediate, but the flames of war inadvertently ignited on him, and the two quarreled immediately. It turned into a three-person fight, and Yi Zhou was on the sidelines to mediate, but his teammates became more and more angry.

Feng Hui's lifelike acting skills drove the explosion of Su Jin and Qiu Shaoyan, so real that people couldn't tell they were acting.

Mu Ziyu was at a loss at the time, he had never felt such a strong panic, he was afraid that this dispute would cause the group to disintegrate.

Mu Ziyu's birthday had long been forgotten, but several parties were unmoved by his persuasive persuasion.

The group fell into a cold war, and Yi Zhou asked him to take out the vegetables in the refrigerator and warm them up for dinner. The dazed Mu Ziyu went to pick up the vegetables stiffly, but he froze the moment he opened the refrigerator.

There was no food in the refrigerator, there were only four gift boxes tied with bowknots inside. Seeing this, Mu Ziyu immediately understood that it was a hidden camera.

Completely disregarding the joy of receiving the gift, the momentary slackening of his mind caught him off guard and squatted on the ground crying. This kind of tears was different from Qiu Shaoyan's one a month ago. It was not emotion, but luck. Fortunately, it was so intense just now. The quarrel is fake.

I didn't expect him to cry so hard that he couldn't stop. Su Jin and the others tried to comfort him, but it didn't help.

Mu Ziyu, who has been very strong since he was a child, was crying like a child at this moment. While crying, he said something sour and heart-warming, such as "you are not allowed to quarrel in the future", "PMT should be good" son's words.

The two birthday celebrations in the team left a deep impression on the five people in different ways. The events experienced together and the emotional resonance bonded the relationship between the five people more closely, and the intangible connection became stronger. to inseparable.

Such feelings have nothing to do with the past, only about the future.

After a month, Lexin Chocolate's advertisements are still popular in China, Europe and the United States. The most popular screen CP nowadays.

Under such circumstances, public figures who are generally on the topic should strike while the iron is hot and strive to obtain more and hotter exposure and resources, but the two parties involved are not ordinary people.

Yi Bai doesn't say much, he does his own thing and has never cared about others' opinions. Yi Zhou, who has left the team, is essentially a lazy character who is too lazy to pursue a higher status.

Now that he takes on the responsibility, he has to do better. Although he was tricked into being the captain of the team, Yi Zhou is not confused. No matter what he does, he must give priority to the team. The hands-off shopkeeper of music.

After his debut, Yi Zhou suppressed his self-disciplined personality. He cared about the trivial matters of the team, kept an eye on the status of his teammates, and always provided them with necessary help.

Yi Zhou has been learning how to be a competent captain.

Fortunately, Su Jin and the others knew how hard it was to be the captain, so they made troubles, and they rarely did anything that required Yi Zhou to wipe his ass in the rest of the time. It can be seen that there has only been one scandal about Mu Ziyu since his debut.

Yi Zhou is lucky to have such a group of teammates, so he will not be under too much pressure.

Taking advantage of the time when the college entrance examination is about to take place, he can justifiably disappear from the public's sight and enjoy the daily life of ordinary people.

Even so, LGs don't feel too hungry because they don't see their team leader every day.

The reason is that the four small partners in the troublemaking group will always give Yi Zhou a sense of presence anytime and anywhere.

For example, when recording a program: "Our Yi Xiaozhou can live kindly is my New Year's wish this year, so I don't know if Yi Xiaozhou can fulfill my trivial wish..." -Su Jin

For example, when meeting a fan: "Brother Yi? He is very good, he stays up happily every night cultivating immortals..." - Qiu Shaoyan

For example, in an interview: "Xiaozhou has been working hard recently, and I'm working on some recipes for strengthening my body, next year Shao Yan and Zi Yu can also use them..." - Feng Hui

Another example is when posting on Weibo: "I post 4 with my trouble-making factor! This is definitely the last 1W-word Weibo that I was punished by Brother Zhou to reflect on the governor! The main incident happened at the time when Sezai and I were captured. One night..." - Mu Ziyu

I don’t know if it’s the delusion of the LGs. I always feel that after Yi Zhou disappeared, the four cubs in the team are like huskies who have run away from the rein.

Without someone's power to suppress, more fierce information poured out like a waterfall in private from the troublemaker group. LGs can know those little-known secrets every day. They really don't know whether they should look forward to Yi Zhou's return after the exam _(:3」∠)_

In one sentence, it can be summed up like this - Team Yi is not in the arena, but his legend is still circulating in the arena.

Time flies, after the second-mode exam in May, the annual college entrance examination, which is highly anticipated by everyone, is coming.

"Black fountain pen, ruler, 2B pencil...Xiao Zhou, where is your admission ticket?"

Feng Hui is doing the final inspection for Yi Zhou, and looks more anxious than the person who is about to refer.

"Take it well." Yi Zhou brushed his teeth and replied.

"Is it still there? Check it several times, the admission ticket must never be lost."

"Feng Xiaohui, although I don't want to praise him, Yi Xiaozhou is really thorough in his work. When did you see him forget to bring something?"

Compared with Feng Hui who is extremely worried, Su Jin is very relieved. Yi Zhou has a strong ability to withstand pressure. It is not because he can stand out from so many trainees and lead the team to debut. Will be careless.

"Thanks to me and the young master, Brother Zhou has a solid grasp of the knowledge of the first and second grades of high school. The college entrance examination is a small case for Brother Zhou."

When Mu Ziyu said this, he felt a sense of pride, "The best way to study is tutoring" was fully reflected here by Yi Zhou.

Su Jin laughed indifferently, you have the nerve to say, if it weren't for our third son to drag you and Qiu Shaoyan's grades, do you think you can still be in the top ten of the grade?

"There is only one thing we can do now." Qiu Shaoyan stretched out an index finger confidently, pursed his lips and said mysteriously: "That is to arouse Brother Yi's fighting spirit as much as we can."

"how do you want to do it?"

"I've already finished it, and I'll post it on Weibo as a proof." Qiu Shaoyan shook his head, his funny look was very cute.

"is it?"

"Hmph... Yi, Brother Yi?!"

Qiu Shaoyan, who had just finished humming, immediately realized who was talking to him. The result of doing bad things in the past made him subconsciously guilty for a moment, but thinking that he sent Weibo just to let Yi Zhou see it, he straightened his chest again.

Qiu Shaoyan_PMT【V】: If the college entrance examination does not go well, I will write you a "song of the boat", you can't answer me with the song @易舟_PMT

——Young master, your team captain never let him go in the college entrance examination 2333

——Small things should be done small, and big things should be done big. This is the principle of the trouble group:)

——Hahaha, the young master's last sentence "You are not allowed to hate me back" is really bright, don't be cowardly, we just want to use the song to hate each other!

——Young master, don’t be so weak, a Weibo will definitely be attacked by hhh

Just as Yi Zhou finished watching Qiu Shaoyan's, his phone vibrated a few more times.

Su Jin smiled, "I also posted it just now."

Feng Hui: "Me too."

Mu Ziyu: "Add one."

Feng Hui posted a picture, which recorded all kinds of "healthy" dishes.

Feng Hui_PMT【V】: If @易舟_PMT exam goes well, these dishes will be insulated from you in the future [picture.jpg]

Su Jin_PMT【V】: I have already got the approval of Brother Guanbo. If you can’t surpass my college entrance examination score, then my unofficial title of face value will become a regular @易舟_PMT[咸鱼王大I want to turn over.jpg]

Mu Ziyu_PMT[V]: @易舟_PMT can't surpass Brother Jin's score, so this time it's Brother Zhou's turn to write a 10-word long-inspector Weibo! ! !

——Terrible, Xiao Huihui actually found these dishes so hard, and after making them all, you will have a nosebleed Σ(°△°|||)︴!

——Xiao Jin's score... so high, I can only look up to the scumbags...

——After all, he is a high-achieving student who can be admitted to Beijing University, how can his score be so low?

——Zi Yu actually added a 1 directly after 0W, how deep is the resentment that this brat is usually oppressed 2333

——Actually let you brother Zhou write 10 words to reflect on Weibo, you are capable @木子禹_PMT

——As expected of a troupe with a unique style of painting, the way of cheering for the college entrance examination is so different _(:3」∠)_

——Although I know it shouldn’t be, I’m inexplicably looking forward to what’s going on with the exam ==

——Upstairs you are not alone√

The author has something to say:

small theater--

#维海maybe, ah bah, the little black room that will definitely be encountered#

I really want to describe Luo Hai, I want to press her on the table, whisper teasingly in her ear, listen to her whimper, and try to stay awake.

I really want to describe Luo Hai, I want to trap her in a small black room, whip her under the reminders of readers below, and watch her try to type while begging for mercy.

I really want to be indescribable Luo Hai, I want to hide all her clothes, watching her being molested by the comments below under an indescribable situation, her whole body turns red, and she replies one by one with shame.

I really want to think about it, I can't describe the network sea with only 3000!

【by: Qiyue Wuyi】

I was hesitating at first, thinking about your love for me, I still put it up (*/ω＼*), you idiot 2333

# Sex turn one #

Bai Zhou has been together for seven years, and the two of them have been separated for a long time because of their respective careers (←_←Seriously?).But the two of them didn't have any feeling of "little farewell wins newly married" or "seven-year itch". (Better than newlyweds only because the two are always in the same love period)

One day, after the couple did some indescribable things, they fell into a drowsy sleep.

When the two of them were awake, Yi Zhou felt a little bad...

Where is my big baby :)

Yibai saw that he wanted to hit someone...ah no!

Yibai saw the beast's blood boiling, what a chance to make buns.

So, for a moment, other Yida directors, who couldn't think of it for a while, rushed forward, stumbling around amidst Yi Zhou's coquettish voice.

# Sex turn two #

Yi Zhou: let me die :)

Yi Bai: Ah, even if it’s a girl, Yi Zhou can easily see the faint, I’m so amazing (in narcissism)

Yimu: Little bastard, you are so impulsive, you have to go to the hospital for an examination first, I'll ask a doctor to come...

Father Yi: (I don't want to say anything, I even want to laugh a little) (reacts) Then what are you waiting for, give birth to a big fat baby and come out and have a look!

The fourth son of pmt: Yi Zhou/Yi g... Sister/Xiao Zhou, you...Come on?

Zhang Yibo: Xiao Zhou, you see, this is retribution.Hey, let me grant you a vacation (even if you don’t need me to grant vacation at all), you don’t need it anymore (Yi Zhou has never been there), and take good care of your body at home (ah, why do you think you will definitely There are buns!?)

Who told your Jia Yibai to be amazing?_(ツ)_/?

Author: That's all because of my settings?_(ツ)_/?

【by: Rancy Scarlet Cloud】

Driving is king!

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One Hundred (Gaze): I like you

One week (lazy): Yo!New script?What's the plot this time?The domineering president fell in love with me, the xx we chased in those years, or the sadomasochistic love and killing each other?

One hundred: I really like you.

Weekly: Lu Jiaming and Li Le'an?They are not there?

One hundred: ... (Bidong prepares to seal it with a kiss)

Weekly: Hey, Hey!Let me tell you, I sell my art but not my body, and I refuse kiss scenes and bed scenes.

one hundred:……

My confession object always thinks that I am acting, what should I do, wait online, urgent!

【BY: Crimson ink】

I like this way of confession (*/ω＼*)

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Funny than series: I didn't expect you to be such a god

After an indescribable incident, Zhou suddenly remembered the Lei drama I watched two days ago, and poked his elbow back: What do you like about me?

Yishen: face

A certain boat: just face?

Yishen: And body, voice, talent

A certain boat: So which one is your favourite?

Yishen (without hesitation): Face!

Zhou: I didn’t expect you to be such a god under the appearance of the abstinence department...

Funny ratio series two #My own mother and my daughter-in-law don't want me anymore, wait online! #

The two cubs haven't come home for half a month, and Yi's mother, who misses the children so much, couldn't help calling them back.

door -

Yishen (serious): I'm going to see my mother again...

Zhou (lazy): I'm going to see my mother-in-law again...

Mother Yi (opening the door): Oh, Xiaozhou, why don’t you call Mom when you’re here and just stand at the door?This big sun, come, come, mom has already cut the fruit and ready to eat, come in quickly

Zhou (being pulled into the house): I am about to call you...

Yishen watched the two enter the house calmly, what should be done so that the daughter-in-law does not forget herself outside the house?Waiting online is very urgent!

【by funny bixiong】

This is completely a stepmother haha, Yi Bai is even more nervous than Yi Zhou, who the hell is meeting the parents 2333