Supreme Mission [Rebirth]
Chapter 38
The atmosphere of the Yi family was on thin ice. The gala was broadcast on the wall-mounted TV, and the crosstalk program made the audience laugh again and again. The joy that would be infected in the past is now extremely harsh.
Upstairs, Li Huanling's hiss could be vaguely heard. Yi Qi looked at the pile of exquisite meals on the table, but she had no appetite at all.
Shouldn't he be forced to come back?
"That... are you still eating?"
Aunt Xia asked cautiously, for fear of accidentally offending Yi Qi, whose face was sinking like water.
"Don't eat, Aunt Xia, please clean up the table."
Yi Qi pinched the center of her eyebrows irritably, and when she heard the sound of clearing the dishes, she suddenly remembered something, and said, "Aunt Xia, remember to save some food."
"Ok."
Yi Qi sat on the sofa and stared at the TV, the colorful programs couldn't be reflected in his eyes at all.
The mobile phone placed on the coffee table vibrated and showed that there was a text message, which was sent by Yi Zhou.
Yi Qi took a glance and got up and walked towards the door, opened the door, Yi Zhou, who was wrapped in a down coat, leaned against the wall as if he had no bones, and his casual clothes looked a bit sloppy.
"The soy sauce is back, here it is."
Yi Zhou raised his left hand, and his fair index finger hooked the hook of the soy sauce bottle, which was not stained red from the cold.
Yi Qi took the soy sauce, looked at him with a frown, and asked, "Where did you get the soy sauce?"
"Why, you also want to make soy sauce?" Yi Zhou asked with a half-smile.
Yi Qi ignored him, turned around and said, "Aren't you coming in?"
"No." Yi Zhou shook his head, looked up at the luxurious villa, and sighed: "This room is too stuffy, and it will suppress my creative inspiration. Although I can rely on my face to make a living, who told me to make a living?" Aspiring little fresh meat, for my job, I'd better move to another place."
"It's so late, are you going to sleep on the street?"
"Oh, to be honest, I'm usually not very popular. There are too many children who want to take me to live in the past. You really don't have to worry about me having no place to live."
Seeing that he didn't believe it, Yi Zhou didn't care, and pointed his finger outside the house, "A friend of mine is still waiting for me, okay, the soy sauce will be delivered, I won't talk to you, I'll go first."
Yi Zhou's back was very decisive, and he didn't intend to stay at all.
Yi Qi kept watching him until his figure was completely engulfed in darkness.
Looking down at the soy sauce in his hand, Yi Qi found a piece of paper stuck on the bottle.
"Dead brand soy sauce?"
Mistakenly thinking that it was Yi Zhou who posted it on purpose to ridicule himself, Yi Qi smiled lightly, feeling helpless.
He turned around and closed the door, and said loudly: "Aunt Xia, there is no need to keep the food."
Yi Zhou walked to Yibai's car, and he was staring at the dark bushes in front of him.
Yi Zhou took a look, but there was nothing there, he just thought it was the director's artistic skills.
He knocked on the glass window of the driver's seat. After attracting the man's attention, he went around to the passenger seat, opened the door and sat in.
The car was very quiet, Yi Zhou turned his head to look at him, Yi Bai's palm was on the joystick, he hesitated to speak.
"Why, your brat asked you for a red envelope?"
Yibai glanced at him, with a slight smile on his face, "The brat doesn't have any red envelopes."
"I couldn't agree more with that." Yi Zhou looked at him appreciatively, fastened his seat belt and said lazily, "Then let's go, Pippi Shrimp."
Yi Pippi Shrimp Bo: "..."
The car drove into Yibai's villa, the empty house only had a couplet pasted on the door, which looked very perfunctory.
"You really don't care about anything when you celebrate the festival alone."
Yi Bai was silent, originally he didn't plan to celebrate the New Year in this place, but Lu Jiaming posted the couplet on the door for him.
The room was very deserted, with no heating at all. It really didn't look like it just left the villa an hour ago.
Yi Bai obviously also noticed this situation. When he turned on the heater, he glanced at Yi Zhou indistinctly. He sat on the sofa and played with his mobile phone as if he didn't notice.
The tense heartstrings loosened slightly, and Yi Bai took off his coat.
"I'm going to fill up the bath water."
Out of the corner of the eye he followed his back, and Yi Zhou rubbed his chin thoughtfully.
"Buzzing—"
The phone vibrated crazily, and the messages in the WeChat group kept scrolling.
[Mr. Yi and Nine Melon Wazi WeChat Group]
Ming Ruirui: Red envelope, red envelope!If you don't give out red envelopes during the Chinese New Year, you will have bad luck for a year! [Slap table.jpg]
Mu Zuo's death: Red envelopes, red envelopes!Send red envelopes to the older ones! [artificial.jpg]
Fairy Su who didn't match her heart: Just say this to you two melons, and I will reward you two big bags [hammer.jpg]
Feng Mama: (fighting lucky red envelopes)
The head of DB's Liao family: Feng Hui, did you really send it to them?Don’t indulge them too much, give them a hammer before posting√
Ming Ruirui: Go, go!Those who don’t give out red envelopes have no right to speak, so whoever is cool is going to stay ==
Song Huacan is the most handsome: Hahahaha!Mingrui, you are trying to rebel!
Spreading Wings Wang Dapeng: I have been with Mu Ziyu for a long time, and he has become more and more in love with death lately ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Bear Kid Qiu: It took 3 rounds of fighting with the bear kids at home, what did I miss_(:[-]」∠)_
Li Weicheng is not Li Yangwei: reward you (red envelope)
Bear Kid Qiu: Thank you, Lord Ron!
Bear kid Qiu: Ah!Didn't get it!Brother Yi cut off my red envelope!
Easy to sail: Where can I not take me when I receive red envelopes :)
The head of the Liao family from DB: send red envelopes to take you.
Miss Su Xiannv who didn't match her heart: grabbing a red envelope with a brat, what about Yi Xiaozhou's face?
Yi Xingzhou: I don’t ask you to send me instant noodles in the cold weather, just send a red packet of instant noodles to each person :)
Spreading Wings Wang Dapeng: Yi Zhou, you are so shameless!
Bear Kid Qiu: Brother Yi, quickly spit out my red envelope! [/knife][/knife][/knife]
……
As soon as Yi Zhou appeared in the WeChat chat group, with his ability to taunt, a few words directly turned the WeChat group melee into a siege.
[Daily: Pull a wave of hatred (2/2)]
The nine of them yelled at Yi Zhou, who sat on the sofa holding his mobile phone and watched the screen but didn't reply.
No matter how loud you shout, I will not move :)
The target person has never appeared, and the nine were a little bit downhearted. When they were about to stop cooking, Yi Zhou came out again to pull a wave of monsters. The hatred value of the nine people was unified again, and then Yi Zhou continued to dive...
After teasing them back and forth a few times like this, the few people who were filled with righteous indignation were completely bored.
Nine people: Yi Zhou's ridicule has broken through the Internet, and he can't beat him across the screen, so tired _(:3」∠)_
Yi Zhou: Learn from my brother, this is the legendary kite flying :)
"The water is hot." Yi Bai came down from upstairs.
"coming."
In the end, Yi Zhou left a message for Qiu Shaoyan who still refused to give up jumping up and down and asked him to spit out the red envelope: The bear has no red envelope.
"The bathroom is in the second room on the left hand side of the stairs, and the bathrobe is new."
"I'm sorry, Mr. Yi."
Yi Zhou stood up from the sofa, and suddenly heard the man say: "You can call me by my name."
At any rate, it was due to having eaten a bowl of instant noodles together, so he changed his words in a good manner.
"Okay, thanks, Yibai."
Yi Zhou has been here three times, and he is more familiar with each time.
Walking into the room Yibai said, the bathroom is very clean, the heating is on and you won’t feel cold, and all the bathing tools you can use, such as shower gel, shampoo, and conditioner, are neatly arranged and within easy reach and.
The black bathrobe was placed on the hanger under the radiator, ensuring that Yi Zhou would be warm when he put it on after washing.
This thoughtful service is no worse than Feng Hui.
People who are informal in life really take care of others quite meticulously.
The bathroom door was closed, and there were only a few figures on the frosted door.
Yi Bai, who replaced Yi Zhou to guard the sofa, turned on the TV and kept pressing the remote control to change channels. However, in this family-friendly festival, no matter which channel is broadcasting, it is the Spring Festival Gala.
"Ding--"
The doorbell rang.
Yi Bai frowned, there are only a handful of people who will come to this villa, and those who will come here at this time today don't think so.
He opened the door slowly, and the moment he met the eyes of the people outside, Yi Bai made a gesture to close the door, but was slapped open by the person who came.
"I know you're going to nest here if you don't go home!"
The well-maintained woman looks only in her 30s, but just looking at her appearance, who would have thought that her son is already in his 20s.
"Mom, why are you here?" Yi Bai asked.
"If I don't come here again, I guess you only remember work. How many times have I told you, don't be like a workaholic, just forget about it. Today's New Year's Eve, you bastard came here again, did you write the script or draw it? Shots?"
The woman was chattering, and she was stopped by Yi Bai as soon as she entered the door.
"What's wrong? I can't even enter now..."
The woman who was stopped by her own son was about to explode for a moment, her eyes inadvertently glanced at a pair of men's sneakers at the entrance, and she couldn't help but pause.
Although she lives abroad all year round and only returns to China after some special festivals, the woman still knows her family's social circle very well, and he usually has little contact with Lu Jiaming and some collaborators.
But today, Er Zai suddenly went out for more than an hour and didn't come back, and he was vague on the phone, so he didn't feel at ease and came to have a look, but unexpectedly found that there seemed to be someone hiding in his house!
Even if it's a man!
Women living abroad often travel around the world, and they will not find it too absurd if they have more experience, because with the degree of their workaholics, women once sadly thought that his life would only be accompanied by movies.
but!now!exist!
Yibai's house has extra shoes with wrong sizes!Obviously hiding a man!Why don't you let her in!
This can't help a woman who knows her family well.
Facing his mother's meaningful and surprised gaze, Yi Bai's expression was a little wrong.
"My friend, I told him that you are abroad."
When something unexpected happened, the woman was not in a hurry anymore, she looked at him with dead fish eyes, "So your dad and I have been sent abroad?"
Yibai: "..."
The woman brushed her hair, her reserved upper body, she said calmly: "Okay, I won't say anything if you stay here, you don't have to come back tomorrow, just let me take a look at the girl in your house today." Who is the person."
"No." Yi Bai refused, this time he was more decisive, he emphasized: "You have gone abroad."
woman:"……"
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴!
Damn!If you haven't started yet, you will see your daughter-in-law and forget your mother!
I'm serious!If you do this, it will easily lead to a war between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law!
The woman was upset and wanted to say a few words, but she gave up when she met Shang Yibai's unyielding eyes.
My son has only cared about movies since he was a child, and he is also very talented. He has been praised by many big Hollywood directors shortly after he entered the industry. As a parent, he is naturally proud of it.
But for so many years, Yibai's enthusiasm for movies has not diminished but increased, and it is so scary that he has the momentum to spend his whole life with movies.
This is terrible, a woman will not allow her future daughter-in-law to be a "movie" that cannot be seen or touched, and immediately arranges a lot of blind dates for him.
I have to say that Yibai is born with a good looks, as long as she meets her for the first time, the woman is willing to continue to develop.
Yibai seemed to accept the arrangement without resistance, but without exception, the following dates would end with the woman being cooed to the point of being unbearable.
In this way, the woman gave up several times, and just when she was about to accept her fate, Er Zai suddenly had a deep relationship with someone, and she suddenly rekindled her hope.
—Whether it's a man or a woman!As long as it is an individual!
The woman is even more saddened to find that her requirements for her son are now so low _(:3」∠)_
When the mother and daughter were relatively silent, a lazy voice came from the room.
"Yibai, I'm a little hungry, I'll share some of your desserts."
Hearing the sound of someone coming down the stairs, Yi Bai firmly held the woman by the shoulders, pushed her out of the door, said "Happy New Year" and slammed the door shut.
The woman who was locked out: "..."
Now only the expression "(╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴" can express her feeling like a dog.
very good!The unknown man in the room who seduced my son and asked him to shut me out, you have successfully caught my attention!
As expected of this villa, a big price has been paid, and the sound insulation is not very good. The woman lay on the door panel for a long time, not listening to any sound, and finally had to leave bitterly, biting a small handkerchief.
Having said that, the voice is really su, very nice (*/ω\*)
In the villa, Yi Zhou, who had no idea that Yi Bo had helped him to draw hatred while he was taking a bath, was discussing with him what kind of dessert to make.
Yi Bai moved out the materials, Yi Zhou opened the refrigerator inadvertently, and saw that it was empty and silent.
Perhaps because he really loves desserts, Yibai put on a black apron and made them unexpectedly skillfully.
If Zhang Guanbo finds out that Yi Zhou dares to eat desserts at night, the unfulfilled winter swimming must be indispensable.
Yibai made a mousse cake, considering Yi Zhou, he didn't put too much sugar, and Yi Zhou had a moderate taste in his mouth.
"Can you cook?" Yi Zhou asked while eating.
"No, you can learn it, it's not difficult."
"Hey, hey, then I'll make some sacrifices and be your handsome white mouse for once. Next time I come, I want to eat sweet and sour pork, boiled sliced pork, steamed fish..."
Yi Zhou clicked a lot of them like a joke, and didn't expect him to remember them at all.
However, Yibai has already picked up his mobile phone and bowed his head to search for these dishes.
Seeing the man playing with the phone seriously, Yi Zhou clicked on WeChat again, and his friends were crazy about him.
[Mr. Yi and Nine Melon Wazi WeChat Group]
Yi Xingzhou: I feel ashamed of my brother, do you decide to form a group to give out red envelopes :)
Fairy Su who didn't match her heart: Did you fall into the eye of the red envelope?Yi Xiaozhou, tell the truth who brought you the instant noodles!
Mu Zuo's great death: You are so powerful, Brother Word, why don't you make a big move in silence?
The head of DB's Liao family: Yi Zhou, you can do it, you can actually kidnap the one who is out of tune with you ==
Song Huacan is the most handsome: it's over, it's over!That great god's painting style is also wrong_(:3」∠)_
Ming Ruirui: That's why I said that their group is poisonous. I think our DB group is so kind and lovely like an angel. Now, let's ask now!exist!Woolen cloth!
Feng Mama: Confessions are lenient and resistance is strict:)
The situation seems to be a bit bad, Feng Hui actually stole his expression, it seems that the matter is really serious.
Yi Zhou was about to ask them what news they had seen, and Li Weicheng had spontaneously attached the link.
#Shock!A well-known Y-surname Xiao Xianrou teamed up with an international Y-surname superstar to go out for the Spring Festival... soy sauce! #
Not to mention the two public figures surnamed Y in the title, just the three words "making soy sauce" are enough to remind Yi Zhou of the ins and outs of the matter.
[On New Year's Eve, a little fresh meat with the surname Y and an international superstar with the surname Y were wandering outside. A fresh meat with the surname Y was holding a bottle of soy sauce in his hand. The car with the surname superstar left. It is reported that a certain Y surnamed Xianrou is the only account followed by a certain Y surname superstar Weibo account. This pair of good friends have such a good relationship that they came out to make soy sauce together on the eve of the Spring Festival...]
Below is a series of snapshots.
Yi Zhou zoomed in and looked at it. It was not the photo of him and Yi Bai walking out of Lu Jiaming's community.
Perhaps it was too dark, and the facial features were a bit blurred, but anyone who was familiar with them could recognize the two of them.
What's more, the person who took the photo was very scheming. He knew that the visibility was low at night, so he took a picture of Yibai's car very cleverly. Anyone who is a die-hard fan of Yibai will be impressed by the shining license plate.
Among other things, Yibai's Escort and LG will definitely recognize these two people in the photo.
--Holy crap!I swiped my phone while listening to the program singing about the motherland at the gala, but what I saw Σ(°△°|||)︴!
——My eyes tell me that I am not mistaken, it is really Wozhou and Wobo...
——This editor is really naughty, everyone knows it well, but still want to use the title of a certain idol with the surname Y and an international superstar with the surname Y2333
——Zhouzhou, don’t you go home for the New Year? Why do you have time to hang out with Yishen?
——Don’t blame me for being too rotten, it’s because this time is too ambiguous! @易舟_PMT Tell me, what did you do with Yishen?
——It turns out that you are already in a relationship where you can go home together for the New Year!How can I, Da Zhouyu, live? ! Orz
——Yi Zhou actually took my husband to make soy sauce, hehe, I don’t expect my husband’s style of painting to come back.
——You can do whatever you want, why do you have to go out to make soy sauce... Today's soy sauce is not easy to make, eh~
——Ahhh!I have already imagined a lot of pictures of going home to meet my parents!My boat and my cypress must be happy QAQ!
——Even my high-cold male god has conquered, so there is no one in the world who can not be poisoned by this group ╮(╯▽╰)╭
——Enlarge the bottle of soy sauce, you will find there are Easter eggs www
——Huh... There seems to be words on the note attached to the soy sauce bottle. It was written with a marker pen. I only saw the word "dead".
——Dead brand soy sauce √, @易舟_PMT@耶柏You two are really dead, go out to make soy sauce and get caught==
Very good, the "Zuosi Brand Soy Sauce" called from Lu Jiaming has more meaning.
[Mr. Yi and Nine Melon Wazi WeChat Group]
Spreading Wings Wang Dapeng: @易行舟 Have you finished watching :)
Song Huacan is the most handsome: @易行舟 Bench popcorn is ready, please tell your stories:)
Fairy Su who doesn't match her heart: @易行舟Although I should give you a thumbs up, I miss 818 more now:)
Feng Hui: @易行舟:)
Yi Xingzhou: Tell me how dirty each of your hearts is. You can just let me fend for myself. Now that I see the great god rushing over to show my presence, the worst thing is to steal my brother's expression :)
Fairy Su who didn't match her heart: You can pull it down, do you want to say it or not?Don’t say I sent you a screenshot of instant noodles →_→
Easy boating: What can I say, I live in the master’s house, use the master’s bathroom and eat the desserts made by the master himself :)
Mu Zuo's death: WTF? !
Song Huacan is the most handsome: OO? !
Ming Ruirui: Σ(°△°|||)︴? !
Spreading Wings Wang Dapeng: Is it too late for me to deliver instant noodles to you? !
Easy to sail: Oh, go to bed early, my sons and daughters :)
Yi Zhou raised his head, poked at the man beside him, and met his strange gaze.
"We're on fire."
Yibai:?
"We were slapped with soy sauce."
"..."
Yi Bo paused for a few seconds, and immediately checked today's entertainment news, the bright headlines abruptly cut a bloody path in the siege of the headlines of the major Spring Festival Gala.
- It's over.
These two words miraculously popped up in Yi Bai's mind.
With this title, are you still worried that his mother won't be able to find out who is hidden in his golden house?
This face hurts a bit →_→
The woman who had just been driven home by her son snorted arrogantly when she saw the news.
It is difficult to guard against pig teammates, and with the help of fans, it can be regarded as finding this little fairy!
Immediately, the woman picked up the phone and called.
Yi Bai, staring at the phone of the incoming call, wanted to pretend that he was not online, but he knew that if he didn't answer it at this time, the woman who was sent abroad might really bring the man who was sent abroad to "visit" her son.
The author has something to say: [A small theater updated from time to time——]
Yi Zhou: I heard that your previous date often cooed?
Yibai: I don't coo about my partner.
Yi Zhou: Huh?
Yibai: Because none of them is my partner.
Yi Zhou: But I like cuckoo what should I do with my partner :)
Yibai: ...
Yi Zhou: Take it easy and flirt with brother, brother is not something you can casually flirt with :)
Upstairs, Li Huanling's hiss could be vaguely heard. Yi Qi looked at the pile of exquisite meals on the table, but she had no appetite at all.
Shouldn't he be forced to come back?
"That... are you still eating?"
Aunt Xia asked cautiously, for fear of accidentally offending Yi Qi, whose face was sinking like water.
"Don't eat, Aunt Xia, please clean up the table."
Yi Qi pinched the center of her eyebrows irritably, and when she heard the sound of clearing the dishes, she suddenly remembered something, and said, "Aunt Xia, remember to save some food."
"Ok."
Yi Qi sat on the sofa and stared at the TV, the colorful programs couldn't be reflected in his eyes at all.
The mobile phone placed on the coffee table vibrated and showed that there was a text message, which was sent by Yi Zhou.
Yi Qi took a glance and got up and walked towards the door, opened the door, Yi Zhou, who was wrapped in a down coat, leaned against the wall as if he had no bones, and his casual clothes looked a bit sloppy.
"The soy sauce is back, here it is."
Yi Zhou raised his left hand, and his fair index finger hooked the hook of the soy sauce bottle, which was not stained red from the cold.
Yi Qi took the soy sauce, looked at him with a frown, and asked, "Where did you get the soy sauce?"
"Why, you also want to make soy sauce?" Yi Zhou asked with a half-smile.
Yi Qi ignored him, turned around and said, "Aren't you coming in?"
"No." Yi Zhou shook his head, looked up at the luxurious villa, and sighed: "This room is too stuffy, and it will suppress my creative inspiration. Although I can rely on my face to make a living, who told me to make a living?" Aspiring little fresh meat, for my job, I'd better move to another place."
"It's so late, are you going to sleep on the street?"
"Oh, to be honest, I'm usually not very popular. There are too many children who want to take me to live in the past. You really don't have to worry about me having no place to live."
Seeing that he didn't believe it, Yi Zhou didn't care, and pointed his finger outside the house, "A friend of mine is still waiting for me, okay, the soy sauce will be delivered, I won't talk to you, I'll go first."
Yi Zhou's back was very decisive, and he didn't intend to stay at all.
Yi Qi kept watching him until his figure was completely engulfed in darkness.
Looking down at the soy sauce in his hand, Yi Qi found a piece of paper stuck on the bottle.
"Dead brand soy sauce?"
Mistakenly thinking that it was Yi Zhou who posted it on purpose to ridicule himself, Yi Qi smiled lightly, feeling helpless.
He turned around and closed the door, and said loudly: "Aunt Xia, there is no need to keep the food."
Yi Zhou walked to Yibai's car, and he was staring at the dark bushes in front of him.
Yi Zhou took a look, but there was nothing there, he just thought it was the director's artistic skills.
He knocked on the glass window of the driver's seat. After attracting the man's attention, he went around to the passenger seat, opened the door and sat in.
The car was very quiet, Yi Zhou turned his head to look at him, Yi Bai's palm was on the joystick, he hesitated to speak.
"Why, your brat asked you for a red envelope?"
Yibai glanced at him, with a slight smile on his face, "The brat doesn't have any red envelopes."
"I couldn't agree more with that." Yi Zhou looked at him appreciatively, fastened his seat belt and said lazily, "Then let's go, Pippi Shrimp."
Yi Pippi Shrimp Bo: "..."
The car drove into Yibai's villa, the empty house only had a couplet pasted on the door, which looked very perfunctory.
"You really don't care about anything when you celebrate the festival alone."
Yi Bai was silent, originally he didn't plan to celebrate the New Year in this place, but Lu Jiaming posted the couplet on the door for him.
The room was very deserted, with no heating at all. It really didn't look like it just left the villa an hour ago.
Yi Bai obviously also noticed this situation. When he turned on the heater, he glanced at Yi Zhou indistinctly. He sat on the sofa and played with his mobile phone as if he didn't notice.
The tense heartstrings loosened slightly, and Yi Bai took off his coat.
"I'm going to fill up the bath water."
Out of the corner of the eye he followed his back, and Yi Zhou rubbed his chin thoughtfully.
"Buzzing—"
The phone vibrated crazily, and the messages in the WeChat group kept scrolling.
[Mr. Yi and Nine Melon Wazi WeChat Group]
Ming Ruirui: Red envelope, red envelope!If you don't give out red envelopes during the Chinese New Year, you will have bad luck for a year! [Slap table.jpg]
Mu Zuo's death: Red envelopes, red envelopes!Send red envelopes to the older ones! [artificial.jpg]
Fairy Su who didn't match her heart: Just say this to you two melons, and I will reward you two big bags [hammer.jpg]
Feng Mama: (fighting lucky red envelopes)
The head of DB's Liao family: Feng Hui, did you really send it to them?Don’t indulge them too much, give them a hammer before posting√
Ming Ruirui: Go, go!Those who don’t give out red envelopes have no right to speak, so whoever is cool is going to stay ==
Song Huacan is the most handsome: Hahahaha!Mingrui, you are trying to rebel!
Spreading Wings Wang Dapeng: I have been with Mu Ziyu for a long time, and he has become more and more in love with death lately ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Bear Kid Qiu: It took 3 rounds of fighting with the bear kids at home, what did I miss_(:[-]」∠)_
Li Weicheng is not Li Yangwei: reward you (red envelope)
Bear Kid Qiu: Thank you, Lord Ron!
Bear kid Qiu: Ah!Didn't get it!Brother Yi cut off my red envelope!
Easy to sail: Where can I not take me when I receive red envelopes :)
The head of the Liao family from DB: send red envelopes to take you.
Miss Su Xiannv who didn't match her heart: grabbing a red envelope with a brat, what about Yi Xiaozhou's face?
Yi Xingzhou: I don’t ask you to send me instant noodles in the cold weather, just send a red packet of instant noodles to each person :)
Spreading Wings Wang Dapeng: Yi Zhou, you are so shameless!
Bear Kid Qiu: Brother Yi, quickly spit out my red envelope! [/knife][/knife][/knife]
……
As soon as Yi Zhou appeared in the WeChat chat group, with his ability to taunt, a few words directly turned the WeChat group melee into a siege.
[Daily: Pull a wave of hatred (2/2)]
The nine of them yelled at Yi Zhou, who sat on the sofa holding his mobile phone and watched the screen but didn't reply.
No matter how loud you shout, I will not move :)
The target person has never appeared, and the nine were a little bit downhearted. When they were about to stop cooking, Yi Zhou came out again to pull a wave of monsters. The hatred value of the nine people was unified again, and then Yi Zhou continued to dive...
After teasing them back and forth a few times like this, the few people who were filled with righteous indignation were completely bored.
Nine people: Yi Zhou's ridicule has broken through the Internet, and he can't beat him across the screen, so tired _(:3」∠)_
Yi Zhou: Learn from my brother, this is the legendary kite flying :)
"The water is hot." Yi Bai came down from upstairs.
"coming."
In the end, Yi Zhou left a message for Qiu Shaoyan who still refused to give up jumping up and down and asked him to spit out the red envelope: The bear has no red envelope.
"The bathroom is in the second room on the left hand side of the stairs, and the bathrobe is new."
"I'm sorry, Mr. Yi."
Yi Zhou stood up from the sofa, and suddenly heard the man say: "You can call me by my name."
At any rate, it was due to having eaten a bowl of instant noodles together, so he changed his words in a good manner.
"Okay, thanks, Yibai."
Yi Zhou has been here three times, and he is more familiar with each time.
Walking into the room Yibai said, the bathroom is very clean, the heating is on and you won’t feel cold, and all the bathing tools you can use, such as shower gel, shampoo, and conditioner, are neatly arranged and within easy reach and.
The black bathrobe was placed on the hanger under the radiator, ensuring that Yi Zhou would be warm when he put it on after washing.
This thoughtful service is no worse than Feng Hui.
People who are informal in life really take care of others quite meticulously.
The bathroom door was closed, and there were only a few figures on the frosted door.
Yi Bai, who replaced Yi Zhou to guard the sofa, turned on the TV and kept pressing the remote control to change channels. However, in this family-friendly festival, no matter which channel is broadcasting, it is the Spring Festival Gala.
"Ding--"
The doorbell rang.
Yi Bai frowned, there are only a handful of people who will come to this villa, and those who will come here at this time today don't think so.
He opened the door slowly, and the moment he met the eyes of the people outside, Yi Bai made a gesture to close the door, but was slapped open by the person who came.
"I know you're going to nest here if you don't go home!"
The well-maintained woman looks only in her 30s, but just looking at her appearance, who would have thought that her son is already in his 20s.
"Mom, why are you here?" Yi Bai asked.
"If I don't come here again, I guess you only remember work. How many times have I told you, don't be like a workaholic, just forget about it. Today's New Year's Eve, you bastard came here again, did you write the script or draw it? Shots?"
The woman was chattering, and she was stopped by Yi Bai as soon as she entered the door.
"What's wrong? I can't even enter now..."
The woman who was stopped by her own son was about to explode for a moment, her eyes inadvertently glanced at a pair of men's sneakers at the entrance, and she couldn't help but pause.
Although she lives abroad all year round and only returns to China after some special festivals, the woman still knows her family's social circle very well, and he usually has little contact with Lu Jiaming and some collaborators.
But today, Er Zai suddenly went out for more than an hour and didn't come back, and he was vague on the phone, so he didn't feel at ease and came to have a look, but unexpectedly found that there seemed to be someone hiding in his house!
Even if it's a man!
Women living abroad often travel around the world, and they will not find it too absurd if they have more experience, because with the degree of their workaholics, women once sadly thought that his life would only be accompanied by movies.
but!now!exist!
Yibai's house has extra shoes with wrong sizes!Obviously hiding a man!Why don't you let her in!
This can't help a woman who knows her family well.
Facing his mother's meaningful and surprised gaze, Yi Bai's expression was a little wrong.
"My friend, I told him that you are abroad."
When something unexpected happened, the woman was not in a hurry anymore, she looked at him with dead fish eyes, "So your dad and I have been sent abroad?"
Yibai: "..."
The woman brushed her hair, her reserved upper body, she said calmly: "Okay, I won't say anything if you stay here, you don't have to come back tomorrow, just let me take a look at the girl in your house today." Who is the person."
"No." Yi Bai refused, this time he was more decisive, he emphasized: "You have gone abroad."
woman:"……"
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴!
Damn!If you haven't started yet, you will see your daughter-in-law and forget your mother!
I'm serious!If you do this, it will easily lead to a war between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law!
The woman was upset and wanted to say a few words, but she gave up when she met Shang Yibai's unyielding eyes.
My son has only cared about movies since he was a child, and he is also very talented. He has been praised by many big Hollywood directors shortly after he entered the industry. As a parent, he is naturally proud of it.
But for so many years, Yibai's enthusiasm for movies has not diminished but increased, and it is so scary that he has the momentum to spend his whole life with movies.
This is terrible, a woman will not allow her future daughter-in-law to be a "movie" that cannot be seen or touched, and immediately arranges a lot of blind dates for him.
I have to say that Yibai is born with a good looks, as long as she meets her for the first time, the woman is willing to continue to develop.
Yibai seemed to accept the arrangement without resistance, but without exception, the following dates would end with the woman being cooed to the point of being unbearable.
In this way, the woman gave up several times, and just when she was about to accept her fate, Er Zai suddenly had a deep relationship with someone, and she suddenly rekindled her hope.
—Whether it's a man or a woman!As long as it is an individual!
The woman is even more saddened to find that her requirements for her son are now so low _(:3」∠)_
When the mother and daughter were relatively silent, a lazy voice came from the room.
"Yibai, I'm a little hungry, I'll share some of your desserts."
Hearing the sound of someone coming down the stairs, Yi Bai firmly held the woman by the shoulders, pushed her out of the door, said "Happy New Year" and slammed the door shut.
The woman who was locked out: "..."
Now only the expression "(╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴" can express her feeling like a dog.
very good!The unknown man in the room who seduced my son and asked him to shut me out, you have successfully caught my attention!
As expected of this villa, a big price has been paid, and the sound insulation is not very good. The woman lay on the door panel for a long time, not listening to any sound, and finally had to leave bitterly, biting a small handkerchief.
Having said that, the voice is really su, very nice (*/ω\*)
In the villa, Yi Zhou, who had no idea that Yi Bo had helped him to draw hatred while he was taking a bath, was discussing with him what kind of dessert to make.
Yi Bai moved out the materials, Yi Zhou opened the refrigerator inadvertently, and saw that it was empty and silent.
Perhaps because he really loves desserts, Yibai put on a black apron and made them unexpectedly skillfully.
If Zhang Guanbo finds out that Yi Zhou dares to eat desserts at night, the unfulfilled winter swimming must be indispensable.
Yibai made a mousse cake, considering Yi Zhou, he didn't put too much sugar, and Yi Zhou had a moderate taste in his mouth.
"Can you cook?" Yi Zhou asked while eating.
"No, you can learn it, it's not difficult."
"Hey, hey, then I'll make some sacrifices and be your handsome white mouse for once. Next time I come, I want to eat sweet and sour pork, boiled sliced pork, steamed fish..."
Yi Zhou clicked a lot of them like a joke, and didn't expect him to remember them at all.
However, Yibai has already picked up his mobile phone and bowed his head to search for these dishes.
Seeing the man playing with the phone seriously, Yi Zhou clicked on WeChat again, and his friends were crazy about him.
[Mr. Yi and Nine Melon Wazi WeChat Group]
Yi Xingzhou: I feel ashamed of my brother, do you decide to form a group to give out red envelopes :)
Fairy Su who didn't match her heart: Did you fall into the eye of the red envelope?Yi Xiaozhou, tell the truth who brought you the instant noodles!
Mu Zuo's great death: You are so powerful, Brother Word, why don't you make a big move in silence?
The head of DB's Liao family: Yi Zhou, you can do it, you can actually kidnap the one who is out of tune with you ==
Song Huacan is the most handsome: it's over, it's over!That great god's painting style is also wrong_(:3」∠)_
Ming Ruirui: That's why I said that their group is poisonous. I think our DB group is so kind and lovely like an angel. Now, let's ask now!exist!Woolen cloth!
Feng Mama: Confessions are lenient and resistance is strict:)
The situation seems to be a bit bad, Feng Hui actually stole his expression, it seems that the matter is really serious.
Yi Zhou was about to ask them what news they had seen, and Li Weicheng had spontaneously attached the link.
#Shock!A well-known Y-surname Xiao Xianrou teamed up with an international Y-surname superstar to go out for the Spring Festival... soy sauce! #
Not to mention the two public figures surnamed Y in the title, just the three words "making soy sauce" are enough to remind Yi Zhou of the ins and outs of the matter.
[On New Year's Eve, a little fresh meat with the surname Y and an international superstar with the surname Y were wandering outside. A fresh meat with the surname Y was holding a bottle of soy sauce in his hand. The car with the surname superstar left. It is reported that a certain Y surnamed Xianrou is the only account followed by a certain Y surname superstar Weibo account. This pair of good friends have such a good relationship that they came out to make soy sauce together on the eve of the Spring Festival...]
Below is a series of snapshots.
Yi Zhou zoomed in and looked at it. It was not the photo of him and Yi Bai walking out of Lu Jiaming's community.
Perhaps it was too dark, and the facial features were a bit blurred, but anyone who was familiar with them could recognize the two of them.
What's more, the person who took the photo was very scheming. He knew that the visibility was low at night, so he took a picture of Yibai's car very cleverly. Anyone who is a die-hard fan of Yibai will be impressed by the shining license plate.
Among other things, Yibai's Escort and LG will definitely recognize these two people in the photo.
--Holy crap!I swiped my phone while listening to the program singing about the motherland at the gala, but what I saw Σ(°△°|||)︴!
——My eyes tell me that I am not mistaken, it is really Wozhou and Wobo...
——This editor is really naughty, everyone knows it well, but still want to use the title of a certain idol with the surname Y and an international superstar with the surname Y2333
——Zhouzhou, don’t you go home for the New Year? Why do you have time to hang out with Yishen?
——Don’t blame me for being too rotten, it’s because this time is too ambiguous! @易舟_PMT Tell me, what did you do with Yishen?
——It turns out that you are already in a relationship where you can go home together for the New Year!How can I, Da Zhouyu, live? ! Orz
——Yi Zhou actually took my husband to make soy sauce, hehe, I don’t expect my husband’s style of painting to come back.
——You can do whatever you want, why do you have to go out to make soy sauce... Today's soy sauce is not easy to make, eh~
——Ahhh!I have already imagined a lot of pictures of going home to meet my parents!My boat and my cypress must be happy QAQ!
——Even my high-cold male god has conquered, so there is no one in the world who can not be poisoned by this group ╮(╯▽╰)╭
——Enlarge the bottle of soy sauce, you will find there are Easter eggs www
——Huh... There seems to be words on the note attached to the soy sauce bottle. It was written with a marker pen. I only saw the word "dead".
——Dead brand soy sauce √, @易舟_PMT@耶柏You two are really dead, go out to make soy sauce and get caught==
Very good, the "Zuosi Brand Soy Sauce" called from Lu Jiaming has more meaning.
[Mr. Yi and Nine Melon Wazi WeChat Group]
Spreading Wings Wang Dapeng: @易行舟 Have you finished watching :)
Song Huacan is the most handsome: @易行舟 Bench popcorn is ready, please tell your stories:)
Fairy Su who doesn't match her heart: @易行舟Although I should give you a thumbs up, I miss 818 more now:)
Feng Hui: @易行舟:)
Yi Xingzhou: Tell me how dirty each of your hearts is. You can just let me fend for myself. Now that I see the great god rushing over to show my presence, the worst thing is to steal my brother's expression :)
Fairy Su who didn't match her heart: You can pull it down, do you want to say it or not?Don’t say I sent you a screenshot of instant noodles →_→
Easy boating: What can I say, I live in the master’s house, use the master’s bathroom and eat the desserts made by the master himself :)
Mu Zuo's death: WTF? !
Song Huacan is the most handsome: OO? !
Ming Ruirui: Σ(°△°|||)︴? !
Spreading Wings Wang Dapeng: Is it too late for me to deliver instant noodles to you? !
Easy to sail: Oh, go to bed early, my sons and daughters :)
Yi Zhou raised his head, poked at the man beside him, and met his strange gaze.
"We're on fire."
Yibai:?
"We were slapped with soy sauce."
"..."
Yi Bo paused for a few seconds, and immediately checked today's entertainment news, the bright headlines abruptly cut a bloody path in the siege of the headlines of the major Spring Festival Gala.
- It's over.
These two words miraculously popped up in Yi Bai's mind.
With this title, are you still worried that his mother won't be able to find out who is hidden in his golden house?
This face hurts a bit →_→
The woman who had just been driven home by her son snorted arrogantly when she saw the news.
It is difficult to guard against pig teammates, and with the help of fans, it can be regarded as finding this little fairy!
Immediately, the woman picked up the phone and called.
Yi Bai, staring at the phone of the incoming call, wanted to pretend that he was not online, but he knew that if he didn't answer it at this time, the woman who was sent abroad might really bring the man who was sent abroad to "visit" her son.
The author has something to say: [A small theater updated from time to time——]
Yi Zhou: I heard that your previous date often cooed?
Yibai: I don't coo about my partner.
Yi Zhou: Huh?
Yibai: Because none of them is my partner.
Yi Zhou: But I like cuckoo what should I do with my partner :)
Yibai: ...
Yi Zhou: Take it easy and flirt with brother, brother is not something you can casually flirt with :)
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