Supreme Mission [Rebirth]

Chapter 32 I want to learn to mock

Li Le'an enthusiastically stays in Yizhou for dinner but fails, so he has no choice but to reheat the food that his parents asked him to bring to the table.

After Yi Zhou left, Yi Bai sat on the sofa with no expression on his face. He watched the variety show paused on the computer and opened an encrypted file.

After entering the password skillfully, a lot of downloaded videos are neatly arranged in chronological order, all of which are programs composed of PMT.

The world Yibai divides for himself is very small, and he doesn't care about things outside the world.

Perhaps it was Yi Zhou who solved the problem he had been thinking about for a long time in an understatement during the interview, and Yi Bai took some care of him.

So when Li Le'an gave him the variety shows and works of the Amway Yizhou Group without giving up, Yi Bai took the time to learn something, which was not as boring as imagined.

On Weibo, I downloaded all the program videos about the troublemakers organized by the LGs, and watched a little bit every day, and the relaxed mood will last for a long time.

In just a few days, Yibai has the habit of checking Yizhou's Weibo every day.

"Brother, are you familiar with Yi Zhou?"

Li Le'an lay down on the sofa and carefully inquired. He had never seen his cousin have a private relationship with anyone other than Lu Jiaming.

"I'll play with you later." Yi Bai turned off the computer and answered irrelevant questions.

Unaware of Yi Bai's intention to change the topic, Li Le'an simply diverted his attention.

"All right, all right! Just waiting for your words!"

In the past, when I played against this brother, once out of ten times, I succeeded in a revolutionary class victory.

"What play are you playing today?"

"The poor boy wants to grab the president's woman by force."

"..."

Li Le'an's black question mark face?

"Your character is a poor boy who doesn't know how to live or die."

Li Le'an wants to flip the table, this is a domineering president's script from which era (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

Yibai glanced at him and raised his tone, "Not acting?"

"...show show!"

Li Le'an gritted his teeth.

Isn't he just a poor boy!I've even acted that flirtatious slut!Still afraid of this ╭(╯^╰)╮!

Yibai started Tianliang Wangpo's president mode, and the impromptu song uploaded by Yi Zhou ignited the enthusiasm of the LGs.

——I got a big grass!Yi Zhou finally remembered his Weibo password!

——I have been missing for so many days to create, don’t tell you that I have prepared such a half piece of music against the young master==

——Does this song sound weird and exciting?It couldn't be more suitable to sing with the young master on the show!

——I laughed silly when I kept replaying it back and forth. This lyrics is full of Yi Zhou's style of sarcasm, and it immediately compares to the one of the young master. 2333

——@秋少娜_PMT child, your father let you learn the essence of his sarcasm before showing off~

——I feel sorry for the young master, learn to sarcasm from Papa Yi, we will wait for you to become a teacher, I can afford to wait for the rest of my life√

——Papa Yi, I want to learn to mock from you @易舟_PMT

——Papa Yi, I want to learn how to taunt from you 1

……

A topic of #易爸爸,我要学习笑言# was posted on Weibo, and the Gundams from the DB group and Escort from Yibai all joined in, making this topic a trending topic together.

Other fans: It's these mentally retarded people who are making trouble again!Hehe, I’m used to it now ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"Yi Zhou, when did you write the half of the song you posted on Weibo?" Zhang Guanbo asked.

"Just this morning, I saw Shao Yan's variety show temporarily changed at Yibai's house." Yi Zhou tapped on Erlang's leg and looked a little serious.

Qiu Shaoyan next to him had a shocked expression on his face. You must know that the song he sang on the show had been prepared for a long time. Yi Zhou changed it in just a few minutes, and it was even better than his original version!

"En." Zhang Guanbo nodded unsurprisingly, and said, "LG's response to your two songs is not bad, so the company decided to put these two songs together into one song and release it jointly."

As soon as these words came out, Qiu Shaoyan's mind suffered a critical blow of [-] tons!

Yi Zhou's version is better than Qiu Shaoyan's original version because his songs are smoother and more complete. In addition, everyone recognizes that Yi's sarcasm is invincible, and his lyrics are more humorous and offensive. Qiu Shaoyan Compared with him, Yan naturally fell behind.

Yi Zhou turned a blind eye to Qiu Shaoyan Xishi's heart-shaped movement, exchanged a tacit look with Zhang Guanbo, nodded and responded directly.

Qiu Shaoyan was so overwhelmed, why did he hurt me so much QAQ!

"Why, Shao Yan, you don't want to?"

——That must be unwilling (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

"Hey, even though winter is over now, we can still catch up with the little tail of winter and make an appointment for a winter swim with a man's romantic pride. What do you think, Shao Yan?"

Zhang Guanbo's tone was very soft, he gently coaxed his child, but Qiu Shaoyan shook his head wildly!

"Willing! Can't be willing anymore!"

Qiu Shaoyan hooked Yi Zhou's shoulder violently, pretending to be good friends, he smiled stiffly and said: "Brother Guanbo, look, Brother Yi and I are going to record a new song, and I really don't have time to accompany you in winter swimming, how about you Seek Feng Ge, Su Ge or Zi Yu?"

You have changed, Gua Wazi, you have learned how to throw the pot away now.

Yi Zhou looked at him sideways, looking at him miraculously.

"Okay, I'll ask them later." Zhang Guanbo nodded bluntly, "This is the second song you released, please make up a song and record it. Hurry up."

"understand!"

Walking out of the office, Qiu Shaoyan's smile instantly turned into an indifferent face.

This time it was Yi Zhou's turn to hook his shoulders, and said in his lazy and careless tone: "Let's go, bear boy, today your father, I will teach you how to mock people, you wrote the lyrics of Hei Dad to me It’s almost kindergarten level.”

Qiu Shaoyan: MDZZ!Who wants to learn to mock from you!roll roll roll!Stay by the side!

Of course, he only dared to think about these words.

Who made the person next to him a gangster?

Back in the dormitory, I planned to cry to my little friends about Yi Zhou's lack of conscience and humanity, but he became stupid as soon as he entered the living room.

"What is this?"

Picking up a thick book on the coffee table, it is the exercise book of English for the second year of high school.

Sitting on the sofa, Mu Ziyu shook his head, and said in a low tone, "The 20cm high exercise book, I'll give it to you."

……what? !

Mu Ziyu gloated, "Remember that piece of paper I mentioned on the show last week?"

Well, Qiu Shaoyan understood in seconds.

"Whoever kills who writes" these words have been circulating among LGs recently.

"When I heard the self-composed song you sang, I knew that this pile of exercise books would definitely belong to you. O(∩_∩)O~" Mu Ziyu winked at him as he said this, "No, early in the morning, brother Zhou asked me to carry this pile of things out for you."

After a pause, he continued as if suddenly remembering: "Ah, also, your...PSP, tablet, computer and other electronic devices used for scumbag games have been locked in your cabinet by Brother Zhou. He said that if you are more bearish, you will not even be able to become an African chief."

I don’t have to play games anymore, where can I be a non-chief ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Qiu Shaoyan stared at him in disbelief, and Mu Ziyu nodded affirmatively with his eyes wide open, expressing that what he said was true.

In the next second, Qiu Shaoyan rushed directly to his room, his movements were too hasty, he staggered and almost gnawed on the ground.

After a sound of rummaging through boxes, not long after, someone's painful wailing was heard in the room.

"Brother Yi! I was wrong QAQ!"

Five days later, the song "Troubleshooting Kids" by Yi Zhou and Qiu Shaoyan was uploaded to major music platforms. On the same day, the song was maxed out by LGs, and it directly squeezed into the top ten of the new song list.

It's nothing more than the enthusiasm of the LGs. When Zhang Guanbo informed that the two versions of Qiu Shaoyan and Yi Zhou's short songs will be combined into one song and released, the LGs are already ready to move, waiting for the official to release the link for them I'm so lucky =v=

The song has been revised in more detail. The two parts created by Qiu Shaoyan and Yi Zhou overlapped and interspersed. It is like a dialogue from the perspective of father and son. They secretly blackmail each other, and the humorous and ironic lyrics always hit the spot. The laughing point of the LGs, the LGs can already imagine Qiu Shaoyan's indifferent face when the song was recorded.

Cafes in the capital are part of the nightlife. The bustling capital is too stressful. People who take a nap at night will find a coffee shop to sit here for a while and enjoy the rare quiet moments in the capital.

It is one o'clock in the morning, and there is no one in the beautifully decorated coffee shop. Of the two waiters who stayed behind, one is dozing off on the bar counter, and the other is playing a puzzle game with a claw machine.

"Jingle Bell--"

The crisp doorbell rang, and the waiter who had already fallen asleep frowned, smacked the corners of his mouth overflowing with saliva, and fell asleep in a more comfortable position.

The waiter, who was playing the game at a critical moment, stood up, but still did not take his eyes off the phone screen.

A tall man walked to the bar, wearing a black peaked cap even in the dark at night.

The waiter secretly slandered him and stopped looking at him, "Welcome, what would you like to drink?"

"A latte, thank you."

There was some laziness in the cold tone, which made the waiter's ears go numb, and the inexplicable sense of familiarity prompted her to look up.

A teenage boy is not considered a man, he is holding money from his wallet with his head down, the brim of his hat is pressed a little low, covering half of his face.

The waiter stared at him, her eyes suddenly widened, and her breathing became short of breath. She recognized the boy in front of her.

"You...you you are!"

The young man looked at her, raised his index finger and put it in front of his lips, and there was a polite smile in his black pupils.

He pointed to his sleeping colleague, and the waiter immediately covered his mouth and nodded his head several times.

The waiter is an LG, who has been following PMT since their debut. She always likes to check the five favorite Weibos when she has nothing to do, which will make her happy for a long time.

She never thought that in the coffee shop where she worked, she would meet her favorite team leader at this hour in the morning.

"Zhou Zhou, why are you here? You have to work and study at the same time, so you should pay more attention to rest. The new song you released with the young master recently is super nice. Our coffee shop recently played this music and received a lot of praise. ..."

The waiter kept talking while making latte coffee, Yi Zhou listened carefully, and the concern from LG made him feel a little warm in his heart.

It is because of these lovely people who have been silently supporting them that the PMT group has the popularity it has today.

"I'm going to visit a friend today, and I don't have a job in the early morning." Yi Zhou explained.

"Zhouzhou, you really need a good rest. The college entrance examination is coming soon, so don't put too much pressure on it."

"It's because I'm ignorant. I really have to let those four teach me how to write the word pressure when I go back."

"..."

The waiter was dumbfounded by Yi Zhou's serious words. It is one thing to know that he has a dark heart, but another thing to experience it personally.

But soon she laughed again, and handed over the packaged coffee, "It's cold at night, put on more clothes."

"That's right! This is for you!"

The waiter found a small book from the bag in the corner, "I wrote this, if you don't mind... please take a look."

Yi Zhou glanced briefly, the smile on the corner of his mouth remained unchanged, "Thank you, I will take a good look when I go back."

"No thanks, no thanks! Ah~ I'm so shy, can you sign it for me?"

"Of course, do you want a group photo?"

"want!"

Walking out of the coffee shop, Yi Zhou smiled at the waiter who was still enthusiastically waving goodbye, and looked down at the small book that the other party gave him.

It reads: Yizhou X Yibai.

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