Kuaishou's professional pit old attack
Chapter 1 Issuing tasks to the president 1
When the binding with the system was successful, Zhong Qing was still in hydrology.After he finished drinking, he was happy, and the system was also happy.
Leaning on the back of the chair, Zhong Qing let out a long sigh: "Today's task is completed."
The system living in Zhong Qing's mind also said with satisfaction: "Yes, I like this plot."
The two talked to each other tacitly:
Zhong Qing said: "I think so too, but I don't know why other people don't understand the essence of it." After finishing speaking, Zhong Qing shook his head, not understanding why the little angels who read his text could not appreciate his demeanor .
The system replied: "Don't be afraid, if you want to change your physique, I can help you."
Upon hearing this, Zhong Qing bluffed.He leaned on the chair frame with both hands and asked excitedly: "Really?"
It's no wonder that Zhong Qing's mood fluctuates so much, after all, he has been in this circle for almost three years, and the novels he has finished are getting thicker and thicker, but they can't change his physique of rushing to the streets.
People say that after writing 200 million words, they will be sublimated, but Zhong Qing has written N multiples of 200 million, and he is still as miserable as someone who just entered the circle.
But don't look at Zhong Qing like this, he has an optimistic attitude. No matter how many people read and criticize the article, Zhong Qing will be full of water in his own article, and he is happy to be right.
"Of course. As long as you assemble the semi-finished world into... ahem, the assembly is successful and you get the corresponding points, you can change your physique."
You also know that writing novels has a big brain, and sometimes it is not surprising to imagine another one of yourself.
Therefore, when communicating with the system, Zhong Qing did not have any doubts.
But as soon as the words behind the system came out, Zhong Qing realized that something was wrong, even if he had another personality, he was assigned by the main consciousness.To put it simply, if this is his sub-personality, he wouldn't say such charming words, otherwise he would have become a god long ago.
So it can be inferred that what I talked to myself just now was not my fantasy or my other personality, but an unknown thing.
This thought made Zhong Qing stand up in fright.He looked around vigilantly, and shouted tremblingly, "Hey! Are you still there?"
Regarding Zhong Qing's anti-arcing, the system replied speechlessly: "Yes."
Seeing the system's reply, Zhong Qing immediately asked: "Quickly report your name, who are you?"
"Let me introduce myself, I am a system, and I am a semi-finished product..."
The following words were interrupted by Zhong Qing before the system finished speaking.He seemed to be relieved after hearing that the other party was the system, and sat back on the chair with great heart.
"Yes, you can tell by its tone, stupid."
Talking to himself, Zhong Qing came to his senses again and asked, "Have you bound me?"
"Ah."
"Oh." Zhong Qing was very calm, and continued to ask: "Then what system are you?"
If the system can meet the host face to face, the system at this time really can't help but give Zhong Qing a contemptuous look.That contains the meaning of 'look, let you interrupt what I was about to say'.
However, clarifying one's identity to the host is also part of the system's cultivation, and even if the system is dissatisfied with this, it must be answered in a programmed manner.
"I belong to the semi-finished world department, and the task is to bind people like the host to enter the world to complete the missing plot."
This answer has no technical content at all. Zhong Qing curled his lips in dissatisfaction, and asked the central question directly: "Can you tell me whether it is the rebirth system or the quick travel system?"
The two words of rebirth and fast travel, the system still has contact.After a moment of silence, he answered truthfully: "Quickly pass through."
"Put it on quickly? Isn't that very tiring."
Although Zhong Qing said that, but when he heard the answer of Kuai Chuan, his heart soared into the sky with joy.However, answering this way is completely trying to hit the system.
Isn't this the usual method used in novels?
It's a pity that Zhong Qing's thoughts were directly strangled in the cradle, and all his thoughts entered the data of the system, and all his words just now were completely incapable of any lethality to the system.
If it weren't for the identities of the two of them, the system would have liked to say to him, "Hmph, naive."
The system, who also dislikes integrity, told Zhong Qing about the benefits: "In my department, I don't need to worry about OOC characters."
"So arrogant?"
"Ah."
Touching his chin with his right hand, Zhong Qing asked calmly for the first time: "What is the probability of a semi-finished world?"
"It means that the world you enter has only a beginning and an ending, and lacks the middle part. And your future task as the host is to complete the middle plot and make the whole plot full."
There is no problem with the task, but there is one thing that puzzled Zhong Qing. He frowned and asked, "Why do these semi-finished products appear?"
"Many reasons, the biggest one is that the author who opened the pit on a whim, defined the protagonist and the villain, and left a cause, but lacked experience, lost the process, and directly entered the ending. If there are too many such worlds, it will lead to the universe Therefore, a system like mine has appeared, and the purpose is to make such a world..."
"Stop, stop, stop, I understand." Zhong Qing interrupted the system again.
From a one-sided perspective, Zhong Qing probably understands it, but the specific estimate can only be known by entering the world to understand it.
To sum it up from the words revealed by the system, Zhong Qing can give these words: Heartbroken, author.
"By the way, I helped you complete those semi-finished worlds, and you can change my physique that is rushing to the street. Is it true?" Before departure, Zhong Qing asked again, for a guarantee.
"Yes, get enough points."
Regardless of what happened next, Zhong Qing started urging the system when he heard the word 'yes': "Okay, let's get started."
**
The game screen was still on the computer, Zhong Qing put his left hand on the keyboard and his right hand rested the mouse, and a sound came out of the computer after a moment of panic.
"Hearse! Get down, get down quickly."
The brain is not directly proportional to the speed of the hand. When Zhong Qing gradually merged with the current body, the character he controlled in the game died.
"Zhong Qing, you're fucking stupid."
Without understanding the situation, Zhong Qing couldn't reply to the person who heard the voice from the computer.Moreover, the voice of the person on the opposite side was very fierce, and it was not so perfunctory at first glance.
"System?" The next time, Zhong Qing hurriedly asked the system for relevant information.
The system seemed to be someone who had experienced it, and before Zhong Qing asked for it, it sent information related to this world to his mind.
"Sent, please check."
Inexplicably dense fonts flooded into Mo's mind, which made Zhong Qing almost overwhelmed.Fortunately, the whole process was not long, and he was released.
Seeing Zhong Qing like this, the system smiled wryly: "Oh~ I forgot, this is his first time, so be gentle next time."
Zhong Qing, who didn't know the reason, was tricked by the system once.
There is a very tacky title in this world called "The President's Dad's Internet Celebrity Lover".It was about a CEO who had a crush on Zhuma, and when he saw Zhuma making an internet celebrity girlfriend, he followed suit, and then met Shou who was disguised as a woman.Then there is the ending, obviously the president and Shou are happily together.
As for Brother Zhuma, the author didn't consider it.
This is the useful information for Zhong Qing.
Seeing this, I'm about to spit out a mouthful of old blood, right?
Here and there are half-finished products, almost half-finished products among half-finished products.
For a moment, Zhong Qing felt that he had been tricked, and the trap was particularly big.
"System? Are you sure that everything you gave me is complete? Didn't miss anything?"
"Yes. Any questions?"
Yes, the problem is even bigger.
Generally speaking, there are two endings, either cruel or sweet.
The first one to take over is HE, there is nothing wrong with it, but isn't it too sloppy? !
Although he couldn't believe it, Zhong Qing looked at the world with the experience of finishing many novels, and quickly figured out the middle plot.
But without the identity of the protagonist, Zhong Qing dare not play without hesitation.Therefore, in order to prevent emergencies, Zhong Qing asked: "The system, do you have the identity and background of the protagonist?"
"No." The system quickly answered Zhong Qing, giving him a visual sense that I didn't lie to you just now.
"I see." Zhong Qing was silent, "Is it enough for the CEO to be with Shou in the end?"
"Yes." There were no excessive or even cute words, and the conciseness of the system made Zhong Qing firm up everything he had imagined in his heart.
Going back to the beginning, Zhong Qing's current identity is the president's bamboo horse, and the person who played the game with Zhong Qing just now is the president Gong of this world.There is no background of the character and no character of the character at the same time, so Zhong Qing can only judge whether the president gets along well based on the remaining memory of the original owner.
"Take special aim to tease me!" Zhong Qing blurted out this sentence once the fusion was completed.
"What's the matter, host?" The system living in Zhong Qing's mind asked without knowing the situation.
"I may need to rethink the plot later." At the beginning, Zhong Qing thought that he would be an assist throughout the whole process in the mode of a rotten boy, but after merging his memory with the original owner, he felt that he should not be a good guy but a villain.
In my memory, the president had already expressed his thoughts to the original owner intentionally or unintentionally, but the original owner seemed to be unable to understand and didn't notice, and had been living a life as straight as a steel pipe.Arriving here did not make Zhong Qing change his previous thinking, but what is the most important thing in a novel?
It is the coherence of the whole text.
If we followed Zhong Qing's previous approach, there would be a big problem.
What kind of mentality does a man as straight as a steel pipe want to wish his bamboo horse to be with a man?
So Zhong Qing can only be the villain, a villain who hates the hero and is gay.
Thinking that he was going to hate the male lead at the beginning, Zhong Qing felt excited and despised himself at the same time.
After all, he and the president are of the same attribute, and now, in order to make the plot go smoothly, he has to do something against his will.
"Sin, sin."
The game screen was not turned off, and Zhong Qing's words fell into the ears of the president sitting at the computer.He chuckled and said, "What did you do wrong? Want to be a monk?"
Unlike the irritable tone just now, Zhong Qing was taken aback.
This voice is really aimed at Su.
No, no, no, no more, my ears will become suspicious.
Zhong Qing quickly turned off the game so that he would not be affected.
The author has something to say: Author: Silly boy, you have OOC bugs
Leaning on the back of the chair, Zhong Qing let out a long sigh: "Today's task is completed."
The system living in Zhong Qing's mind also said with satisfaction: "Yes, I like this plot."
The two talked to each other tacitly:
Zhong Qing said: "I think so too, but I don't know why other people don't understand the essence of it." After finishing speaking, Zhong Qing shook his head, not understanding why the little angels who read his text could not appreciate his demeanor .
The system replied: "Don't be afraid, if you want to change your physique, I can help you."
Upon hearing this, Zhong Qing bluffed.He leaned on the chair frame with both hands and asked excitedly: "Really?"
It's no wonder that Zhong Qing's mood fluctuates so much, after all, he has been in this circle for almost three years, and the novels he has finished are getting thicker and thicker, but they can't change his physique of rushing to the streets.
People say that after writing 200 million words, they will be sublimated, but Zhong Qing has written N multiples of 200 million, and he is still as miserable as someone who just entered the circle.
But don't look at Zhong Qing like this, he has an optimistic attitude. No matter how many people read and criticize the article, Zhong Qing will be full of water in his own article, and he is happy to be right.
"Of course. As long as you assemble the semi-finished world into... ahem, the assembly is successful and you get the corresponding points, you can change your physique."
You also know that writing novels has a big brain, and sometimes it is not surprising to imagine another one of yourself.
Therefore, when communicating with the system, Zhong Qing did not have any doubts.
But as soon as the words behind the system came out, Zhong Qing realized that something was wrong, even if he had another personality, he was assigned by the main consciousness.To put it simply, if this is his sub-personality, he wouldn't say such charming words, otherwise he would have become a god long ago.
So it can be inferred that what I talked to myself just now was not my fantasy or my other personality, but an unknown thing.
This thought made Zhong Qing stand up in fright.He looked around vigilantly, and shouted tremblingly, "Hey! Are you still there?"
Regarding Zhong Qing's anti-arcing, the system replied speechlessly: "Yes."
Seeing the system's reply, Zhong Qing immediately asked: "Quickly report your name, who are you?"
"Let me introduce myself, I am a system, and I am a semi-finished product..."
The following words were interrupted by Zhong Qing before the system finished speaking.He seemed to be relieved after hearing that the other party was the system, and sat back on the chair with great heart.
"Yes, you can tell by its tone, stupid."
Talking to himself, Zhong Qing came to his senses again and asked, "Have you bound me?"
"Ah."
"Oh." Zhong Qing was very calm, and continued to ask: "Then what system are you?"
If the system can meet the host face to face, the system at this time really can't help but give Zhong Qing a contemptuous look.That contains the meaning of 'look, let you interrupt what I was about to say'.
However, clarifying one's identity to the host is also part of the system's cultivation, and even if the system is dissatisfied with this, it must be answered in a programmed manner.
"I belong to the semi-finished world department, and the task is to bind people like the host to enter the world to complete the missing plot."
This answer has no technical content at all. Zhong Qing curled his lips in dissatisfaction, and asked the central question directly: "Can you tell me whether it is the rebirth system or the quick travel system?"
The two words of rebirth and fast travel, the system still has contact.After a moment of silence, he answered truthfully: "Quickly pass through."
"Put it on quickly? Isn't that very tiring."
Although Zhong Qing said that, but when he heard the answer of Kuai Chuan, his heart soared into the sky with joy.However, answering this way is completely trying to hit the system.
Isn't this the usual method used in novels?
It's a pity that Zhong Qing's thoughts were directly strangled in the cradle, and all his thoughts entered the data of the system, and all his words just now were completely incapable of any lethality to the system.
If it weren't for the identities of the two of them, the system would have liked to say to him, "Hmph, naive."
The system, who also dislikes integrity, told Zhong Qing about the benefits: "In my department, I don't need to worry about OOC characters."
"So arrogant?"
"Ah."
Touching his chin with his right hand, Zhong Qing asked calmly for the first time: "What is the probability of a semi-finished world?"
"It means that the world you enter has only a beginning and an ending, and lacks the middle part. And your future task as the host is to complete the middle plot and make the whole plot full."
There is no problem with the task, but there is one thing that puzzled Zhong Qing. He frowned and asked, "Why do these semi-finished products appear?"
"Many reasons, the biggest one is that the author who opened the pit on a whim, defined the protagonist and the villain, and left a cause, but lacked experience, lost the process, and directly entered the ending. If there are too many such worlds, it will lead to the universe Therefore, a system like mine has appeared, and the purpose is to make such a world..."
"Stop, stop, stop, I understand." Zhong Qing interrupted the system again.
From a one-sided perspective, Zhong Qing probably understands it, but the specific estimate can only be known by entering the world to understand it.
To sum it up from the words revealed by the system, Zhong Qing can give these words: Heartbroken, author.
"By the way, I helped you complete those semi-finished worlds, and you can change my physique that is rushing to the street. Is it true?" Before departure, Zhong Qing asked again, for a guarantee.
"Yes, get enough points."
Regardless of what happened next, Zhong Qing started urging the system when he heard the word 'yes': "Okay, let's get started."
**
The game screen was still on the computer, Zhong Qing put his left hand on the keyboard and his right hand rested the mouse, and a sound came out of the computer after a moment of panic.
"Hearse! Get down, get down quickly."
The brain is not directly proportional to the speed of the hand. When Zhong Qing gradually merged with the current body, the character he controlled in the game died.
"Zhong Qing, you're fucking stupid."
Without understanding the situation, Zhong Qing couldn't reply to the person who heard the voice from the computer.Moreover, the voice of the person on the opposite side was very fierce, and it was not so perfunctory at first glance.
"System?" The next time, Zhong Qing hurriedly asked the system for relevant information.
The system seemed to be someone who had experienced it, and before Zhong Qing asked for it, it sent information related to this world to his mind.
"Sent, please check."
Inexplicably dense fonts flooded into Mo's mind, which made Zhong Qing almost overwhelmed.Fortunately, the whole process was not long, and he was released.
Seeing Zhong Qing like this, the system smiled wryly: "Oh~ I forgot, this is his first time, so be gentle next time."
Zhong Qing, who didn't know the reason, was tricked by the system once.
There is a very tacky title in this world called "The President's Dad's Internet Celebrity Lover".It was about a CEO who had a crush on Zhuma, and when he saw Zhuma making an internet celebrity girlfriend, he followed suit, and then met Shou who was disguised as a woman.Then there is the ending, obviously the president and Shou are happily together.
As for Brother Zhuma, the author didn't consider it.
This is the useful information for Zhong Qing.
Seeing this, I'm about to spit out a mouthful of old blood, right?
Here and there are half-finished products, almost half-finished products among half-finished products.
For a moment, Zhong Qing felt that he had been tricked, and the trap was particularly big.
"System? Are you sure that everything you gave me is complete? Didn't miss anything?"
"Yes. Any questions?"
Yes, the problem is even bigger.
Generally speaking, there are two endings, either cruel or sweet.
The first one to take over is HE, there is nothing wrong with it, but isn't it too sloppy? !
Although he couldn't believe it, Zhong Qing looked at the world with the experience of finishing many novels, and quickly figured out the middle plot.
But without the identity of the protagonist, Zhong Qing dare not play without hesitation.Therefore, in order to prevent emergencies, Zhong Qing asked: "The system, do you have the identity and background of the protagonist?"
"No." The system quickly answered Zhong Qing, giving him a visual sense that I didn't lie to you just now.
"I see." Zhong Qing was silent, "Is it enough for the CEO to be with Shou in the end?"
"Yes." There were no excessive or even cute words, and the conciseness of the system made Zhong Qing firm up everything he had imagined in his heart.
Going back to the beginning, Zhong Qing's current identity is the president's bamboo horse, and the person who played the game with Zhong Qing just now is the president Gong of this world.There is no background of the character and no character of the character at the same time, so Zhong Qing can only judge whether the president gets along well based on the remaining memory of the original owner.
"Take special aim to tease me!" Zhong Qing blurted out this sentence once the fusion was completed.
"What's the matter, host?" The system living in Zhong Qing's mind asked without knowing the situation.
"I may need to rethink the plot later." At the beginning, Zhong Qing thought that he would be an assist throughout the whole process in the mode of a rotten boy, but after merging his memory with the original owner, he felt that he should not be a good guy but a villain.
In my memory, the president had already expressed his thoughts to the original owner intentionally or unintentionally, but the original owner seemed to be unable to understand and didn't notice, and had been living a life as straight as a steel pipe.Arriving here did not make Zhong Qing change his previous thinking, but what is the most important thing in a novel?
It is the coherence of the whole text.
If we followed Zhong Qing's previous approach, there would be a big problem.
What kind of mentality does a man as straight as a steel pipe want to wish his bamboo horse to be with a man?
So Zhong Qing can only be the villain, a villain who hates the hero and is gay.
Thinking that he was going to hate the male lead at the beginning, Zhong Qing felt excited and despised himself at the same time.
After all, he and the president are of the same attribute, and now, in order to make the plot go smoothly, he has to do something against his will.
"Sin, sin."
The game screen was not turned off, and Zhong Qing's words fell into the ears of the president sitting at the computer.He chuckled and said, "What did you do wrong? Want to be a monk?"
Unlike the irritable tone just now, Zhong Qing was taken aback.
This voice is really aimed at Su.
No, no, no, no more, my ears will become suspicious.
Zhong Qing quickly turned off the game so that he would not be affected.
The author has something to say: Author: Silly boy, you have OOC bugs
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