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——Male god, if you meet someone who is willing to peel crayfish for you, marry him!

——Be honest, what else do you do besides eating?

——Upstairs, a philosophical symbol ♂ should be added after the dry word

——Hey, you old drivers!

—let me go!This is not the car to go to kindergarten!

——Male God, are you interested in taking Master Zhanbai to ride around the famous autumn mountains in my Wuling Hongguang?You don't need money if your driving skills are not good and your speed is not fast!

——Since ancient times, the most mournful upstairs!

— Typing with both feet to show innocence.

——Lonely and widowed in the same room, tsk tsk!The world is going downhill, people's hearts are not old!

—Can you be a little purer?Can you tell me?

——If pure can eat I can!

Seeing this row of indescribable comments, Bai Wuye replied with a disgusted face: Don't let yourself go like this, God Zhanbai is going to be shocked.

--What?Scared?Oops congratulations congratulations!

——Upstairs, your driver's license has been revoked!You are not driving a car!It's a spaceship!It's a battleship!

——Little train, woo woo woo woo...

——The little conch blew, and the seagulls flew blindly after hearing it!

——Gua Gua Tuan, what about the agreed-upon old-age fans?Aren't you afraid of speeding too fast and hurting your kidneys?This is not in line with your usual style!

——What you don’t understand above is that moderate driving is good for your physical and mental health.

Bai Wuye couldn't stop laughing while eating lobster meat while reading the comments, and even pulled Qin Zhanbai who came out after washing his hands to watch together.Qin Zhanbai glanced at it and smiled, and put his arms around his shoulders and said: "It seems that your fans really want us to be together, and this is what everyone expects."

"CP fans are just a small number of people, and the rest are blindly coaxing racing cars, so everyone expects it." With a disgusted face, he waved his hand away, and Bai Wuye raised a finger seriously and shook it: "And the decision is up to you." In my hand, you don't want to tie me up with cp."

Qin Zhanbai spread his hands innocently: "I'm not bound, I just cooperate with you to make your fans happy."

What is it called?Aiwujiwu, right?

Bai Wuye made him laugh, and boldly patted him on the back to complain for his fans: "It's unfair for you to treat your fans like this. You must know that most of them are another cute couple."

The smile faded a little, Qin Zhanbai leaned on the back of the sofa and said calmly but domineeringly: "That pair of CPs has already become a thing of the past, now my fans either don't stand for CPs, or they are self-cut Erqi fan. Then again, the trick of using Erqi as a cover for Yanzhan was taught to my fans by Chiguatuan, you really brought out a group of talents."

"Of course, I am a talent, and my fans must be too, there is no doubt about it." Bai Wuye raised his chin and said quite proudly.

Seeing his cute little appearance, Qin Zhanbai's heart was itchy like a cat's scratching, he couldn't help reaching out and pinching his face, and then the paw was scratched by the arrogant white rabbit.

"Don't touch me!" White Rabbit Wuye said fiercely.

"Oh." Qin Zhanbai replied without distraction, but he was ready to move as if he wanted to go up and squeeze it, and Bai Wuye was strictly guarded against letting him approach.

The two who were chasing and hiding did not know that their current mode of getting along has basically changed from being friends to flirting.Of course, even if Qin Zhanbai realized it, he would never remind Bai Wuye.

"Mi woo..."

The three cats, who are as good-looking as their owners, are lying in the cat's nest, only showing three small heads side by side, looking curiously at the two guys in the room who may be only five years old when they flirt, and tilt their heads from time to time Rubbing on his companion, he is extremely cute.

They actually don’t know what the owner is doing, and they are not interested. They just hope that the owner of the fish lips will remember their existence and feed them. They want to eat the delicious things on the plate QVQ

Playing and chatting with Qin Zhanbai and watching two episodes of Mango's palace plot Marysu thrilling high-value drama, Bai Wuye saw that it was getting late, and started to chase people away.Someone who had made Bai Wuye laugh out loud at the TV drama just now suddenly leaned weakly on the sofa in a coquettish state, saying nothing and getting up.

"I'm dizzy. I drank alcohol just now and it's not suitable for driving. Let me stay with you tonight." Qin Zhanbai said in a "weak voice".

"Come on!" Bai Wuye ruthlessly exposed his mysterious acting skills, "I don't believe that a few cans of beer with an alcohol content of less than 5.00% can overwhelm you. Hurry up, go home and sleep."

Qin Zhanbai fully demonstrated what is called Sunset Red's acting skills.He dragged the pillow at the other end of the sofa and hugged him tightly, took off his shoes and curled up his long legs, which had no place to rest, and stuffed them into the sofa, with a weak face: "I'm really dizzy, and I get dizzy when I drink it. Not to mention Harbin beer, it's fruit wine. Drinking a cup can make me clear."

Bai Wuye almost laughed at his rambunctiousness.He posed like a middle-aged woman with her hips on her hips, and looked down at Qin Zhanbai who was pretending to be dizzy: "Don't be silly, get up quickly! Are you still acting like a teacher?"

"Now is off-duty time, private time." Qin Zhanbai replied solemnly, "Being a teacher and pursuing what you love, there is no conflict in the first place."

I really want to beat him up.

Bai Wuye rolled her eyes, and was about to say something more, when she looked at his face through the light, she found a thin layer of blue in his eyes, although he always showed a relaxed smile in front of her, the tiredness between his brows It cannot be concealed and cannot be erased.For some reason, Bai Wuye's heart suddenly softened.

"Do you really want to sleep here? Let me state in advance that my house doesn't have a guest room, so you can only sleep on the sofa." In the end, the soft-hearted Bai Wuye said reluctantly.

Think of it as taking in stray cats.

"En." Qin Zhanbai nodded hastily.

Bai Wuye pursed her lips again, turned around and went back to the room to get him a quilt and pillow.It's just that when he walked into the room, he always felt that something was wrong.

Behind him, Qin Zhanbai showed an inscrutable smile.

He rubbed the dark circles under his eyes, and yawned again, lazily laying his head on the pillow, with a faint look of tiredness on his face, but not as heavy as Bai Wuye thought.

The holidays are approaching these few days, and he is the head of the department. There are too many things to do in school. He stayed up until 05:30 last night to finish the squeezed work, and freed up today's time to accompany Bai Wuye.To Bai Wuye, he said that he started at five o'clock, which can be considered a lie or not, and he didn't sleep at five o'clock.

But today, after a day of rest, he didn't look, or he wasn't as tired as he let Bai Wuye see.Life is like a play, it all depends on the acting series, and once again he successfully relied on acting routines to win over his sweetheart.

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As fans expected, Tiange officially released three complete fan songs on New Year's Day. They can also be called drama songs, because although there is no dubbing, the three songs tell a very complete story.

It started with Xuanyuanhan's memories, interspersed with real-life plots, and occasionally there will be interesting stories when the two were still a small group, and finally ended when he sacrificed the five senses to repair the enchantment.The sad beginning and the sad ending are integrated into the flat and soft tune from the beginning to the end, creating a sad and mournful atmosphere.Many people listened to the last second quietly with headphones on, and they obviously raised the corners of their mouths and touched their faces, but they didn't know when they had already shed tears.

Erqi CP’s feelings are never as pure as Hanliang CP’s, just like a cup of Kudingcha, the taste is bitter and soft, and the aftertaste is light but sweet.They have never fought side by side, but they have been vigorous for many years.

——Blue skinny, shiitake mushrooms.

—I didn't want to cry, really, but the tears fell involuntarily, and I don't know why.

——I didn't cry (covering chest) but it hurts here.

——Will the Second Prince be resurrected?Won't.Do I want to enter the pit?right.

——Did you talk about a stand-up comedy upstairs?

——Ten years of life and death, without thinking, never forgetting.I don't know if the seventh prince thought that his life was bought by the blood of the second prince when he sacrificed the five senses.Maybe he thought of it, but he still did it resolutely, because he knew that neither he nor his second brother would mind this kind of sacrifice, right?They have sacrificed their lives for the human race.

——Now the plot progresses to the point where Wo Qi and Wo Liang, who lost their five senses, fall into a country ruled by alien races outside the sky, struggling to find a way to recover, and a new character and new props have also appeared.I really hope that there is a solution from the alien race, and it is best to have a resurrection method QAQ

——Brother, stop making trouble, Tiange officials have already clarified that there is no resurrection plot, otherwise sister Hongxiang would have been resurrected long ago.My sister Hongxiang, QAQ

——My Second Prince QAQ

Fans wailed under the song, but Chiguatuan was beaming, because their peripherals have been designed and put into production!

After some intense discussions and revisions, the surrounding area was finally decided to be a complete set of learning tools including wooden bookmarks, classical thread-bound notebooks and brush-shaped gel pens, named "Xi Er Mu Zhi", which translates to "I love study".

There are ten bookmarks, all of which are printed with verses that can be used to describe Erqi CP or one of them alone, accompanied by fan pictures that match the artistic conception; the cover and inner pages of the classic thread-bound notebooks are printed with stills from the play, and some Erqi plots Most of the empty mirrors of the scene are two people in the same frame.In order not to affect the use, the thread is also made detachable; there are two types of gel pens, one is modeled after the brush used by the second prince who only appeared once in the play, and the other is modeled after the seventh prince who is always guessed to be Hongxiang. Or a brush given by Liang Yuan.Both models have the Q-version fanart of Erqi printed on them.

Finally, there are random gifts, such as a jade wall imitating the relics of the second prince that the seventh prince carried with him, a bunch of straw bracelets that the seventh prince gave to the second prince when he was a child, a silver ring on the index finger of the second prince, etc.

The reason why the surroundings are set in this style is due to several considerations.

First, cost.As we all know, the cost of animation peripherals is generally high, and the price is even higher. The price of ordinary and peripheral models of the same type of things is not the same.In order to reduce the finished product and reach more drama fans or passers-by who are willing to buy even if they don’t like Erqi CP, Chiguatuan designed the peripherals as lower-cost stationery.

Second, practical.Still for the purpose of Amway, I think there is nothing more practical than stationery for most of the drama fans and CP fans who are school dogs.

Third, speed.The production speed of stationery peripherals is relatively fast, and the sooner it goes on the market, the more opportunities it can seize.As the disadvantaged party, they can't be as indifferent as Hanliang powder, which is still struggling to design a better necklace or a better bracelet, because they have a huge base, and this advantage is difficult for Tiange's many CPs to compare.

The main reasons for these three aspects, and some less important ones will not be repeated here.But it is conceivable that starting from New Year's Day, the cp war that has been brewing for a long time will officially start.Don't forget, in addition to the peripherals, the first round of rankings for the linkage event has officially started.

The rain is coming and the wind is all over the building.

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Weibo and Bilibili can be said to have torn up half the sky these days.All kinds of cp melee, the surge of manuscripts and fans filled these two circles to the brim, and it never stopped.Even the melon-eating balls, which are the most inhumane, and the cabbage balls, which are overwhelmed by numbers, have also ended up one after another. They are cooked like dumplings, and they are about to lose control and fry the pot one day.

For a whole month, it is not an exaggeration to describe it as a blazing fire.There are eleven Chinese comics, and there are hundreds of participating CPs. Needless to say, the competition is fierce.Many Meng Er who were dragged into the pit for no reason were almost lost in such a warm and noisy atmosphere, and they were torn apart with people in a daze, which showed the intensity of the battle.

During this month, Tiange officials also changed their habit of changing monthly as if they were inhaling laughter and inhaling high, and changed it to every three days, and it seems that this frequency will be maintained until the end of the linkage event in March.

Ten episodes were updated within a month, and the plot was also reversed. The Seventh Prince Xuanyuanhan was sent back to the past after activating the ancient formation of alien races outside the sky, and returned to the second prince's blood sacrifice, hoping to change everything.The second prince, who has seen a surge in appearances, has attracted numerous fans with his good looks, high IQ, and a series of strategic plans to win thousands of miles.Xuanyuanhan's obsession with the mystery of saving him made the number of Erqi fans explode.The tight rhythm, wonderful plot, and suspenseful and philosophical discussions about the past and the future also made a large number of cute two jump into this huge pit one after another.It can be said that this month is a bumper harvest for fans of Tian Ge and the Second Prince, as well as fans of Er Qi.

Han Liangfan was naturally indignant about this, but they knew very well that Tiange officials would not change the plot for a pair of CPs. Qifen is just a little convenient, didn't Hanliang CP come here in the same way?So if it's not fair, it's not fair, they can diss [-] fans on the rankings, but they can't blame the officials.

However, Erqi fans are not easy to mess with.Among them are the cabbage group with explosive combat prowess, and the melon-eating group with unfathomable control and evaluation ability.Although the total number of people may not be as good as Hanliang, the overall strength should not be underestimated.Especially in terms of grain production, not to mention that Erqi powder's own grain production ability is not weaker than that of Hanliang powder. They are often very well protected, criticizing, reposting and liking one-stop, Hanliang fans can't find a chance to attack by the general environment.

It has almost become the norm for all participating CPs in this month. Both Guoman and Station B have benefited a lot. I have to admire the person who came up with this activity.

The situation intensified, and a small climax was set off after the listing around February [-]th in mid-January.During those two days, Erqi ushered in the day with the most black fans in history, and the group of eating melons once controlled and commented to the point of collapse.If it weren't for the holiday now, it is estimated that many people would have no intention of studying or taking exams.

There are endless black names, rumors, and dirty water, and you can see bucking pots, bullying, and high-end blacks everywhere.Erqifen asked for Amway and clarification at the same time, tired like a dog.

According to a certain Erqi fan who did not want to be named, the total of her sleeping time and free time in those two days was less than five hours, which shows how terrible the situation is.

But how else can Feng Shui take turns?After this kind of scene was launched on the market of Hanliang Peripherals, it was repeated on Hanliangfen in a more intense way.After all, this pair became famous early and has been popular for a long time, and they are not as good as Erqi fans who know how to enclose themselves. Naturally, they recruit more gangsters, and the situation they face is even more severe.

As a result, Erqi Fan, whose pressure dropped sharply, resumed his old business of eating melons. While watching Hanliang Fan being torn to madness, he leisurely continued Amway and food production.

Everything seems to be back to the beginning.

So what is Bai Wuye doing when the fans are busy?In a month, he only does three things.

One, like Tiange, cut the [-]th video at the frequency of every three days and release it and keep it for support.

Second, go to a tutoring institution to teach the bear children.

Three, fight to the death with Qin Zhanbai.

But not long ago, he had two major events.