[Comprehensive] That female man downstairs

It is the first time for Reid to visit China when he grows up.

It's also one of his long vacations - oh, you know, it's really hard for him to get such a long vacation, and the criminals over there don't care whether they are on vacation or work, so Rhett thinks he should enjoy it This rare long vacation—of course, it wasn't without his fears.

For example, when he returns to CC's hometown with CC this time, he has to face CC's uncle and uncle who are said to be scarier than CC's father, and the two who are taught to protect and dote on their younger sister because they are the youngest girl in the family. A cousin and...well, cc's grandparents and grandpa.

Rhett felt that this was simply Dragon Quest!

Sitting on the plane, he looked a little adrenaline rushing, but Lu Xiaoxi was much calmer in comparison, she stretched out her hand and patted Reid's arm, who seemed to be about to cry, "Well, there is no need to be so nervous, although Said to go to the country to play, but I will make sure they don't drag you into the woods."

"Small forest qaq!" Could it be that there is still a small forest paly!Rhett thought of the many cases he had handled, such as abandoning corpses and burying -- the small forest is the most suitable for such things!When Rhett thought of this, he felt that his knee hurt so much.

Lu Xiaoxi looked at the overly nervous teacup dog beside him, he could only raise his hand to stroke his head, and then stroked his dull hair, "Calm down Rhett, you haven't seen them yet, but you look It looked like he was going to have a heart attack on the spot."

"...Do we really have to stay that long qaq?" Reid looked at his CC with a pitiful expression, well, since he knew this girl, although she was his girlfriend in name, in fact they Only received three kisses - according to Morgan, you have a beautiful and lovely girl girlfriend but you can only squeeze on the sofa all night, I feel sorry for you.

Of course, with cc as a pure female girlfriend, Rhett was able to hold his head high and chest out when Morgan said, "How many girls have only four pairs of shoes in their shoe closet?"

At this point Morgan would be speechless.

Reid was very satisfied with this. Of course, he knew that cc is an example and cannot be used as an average data, but he just likes it like this.

When Lu Xiaoxi saw this expression on his face, he knew that he was thinking again and again and didn't know what to make up in his head. It was like when he went to see his mother, his expression looked like a bird feeling The blissful bunny—yes, he looks like he's about to lie down on the ground, motionless.

Speaking of this... Lu Xiaoxi reached out and touched the ring that Rhett's mother gave her, which was still hanging around her neck. She got a chain and hung it around her neck as a pendant.

When they finally got off the plane, Reid was still holding the coffee provided by the airline, and finally he drank it cruelly, "Let's go." He held his head high, as if preparing to go to war, which made Lu Xiaoxi Dumbfoundingly following behind him, he could only cover his mouth if he wanted to laugh.

In other words, when Jing Ke went to assassinate Qin, it was probably the same as Rhett who got off the plane now, right?He looks completely like "the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man is gone..." Well, it's not that he won't return, but "remember to take care of my mother qaq".

"Okay! Look at you." Lu Xiaoxi patted Reid from behind, causing him to almost stagger and fall. He turned his head to look at the girl staring at him with a half-smile, her eyes narrowed into crescent moons, and stretched out his hand to grab him. Scratching his forehead, "Do I look stupid?"

"...Do you want to tell the truth?" Lu Xiaoxi raised an eyebrow.

"...Forget it." Reid shook his head and raised his forehead, "But cc, to be honest, is it really okay if I don't bring anything? Didn't I say that it would be better to bring some gifts for the Spring Festival?" The way he stretched out his hands and scratched his ears and cheeks made Lu Xiaoxi want to tie his two paws up.

"I said it's okay." She spread her hands, "My uncle has quit smoking for many years, my father doesn't smoke, and my uncle just drinks a couple of old wines. American products can't impress them."

"What about your grandparents and grandpa?" Rhett remembered that CC's grandma had passed away - this also became a signal for him to notice that CC was in danger. At this time, he was always glad that he remembered what she said every word.

When he said that, Lu Xiaoxi looked him up and down, and showed a malicious smile, "My dear, how long do you think it will take you to learn how to fight the landlord with your IQ?" No special hobbies, I just like to get together to play penguin games and fight against landlords - by the way, I will help you with the little miscellaneous fish who strayed into the casino for the elderly.

To be honest, Lu Xiaoxi felt that the older they got, the more they looked like children.

"Hmm... If it's a card game, I don't think there's any problem." Reid wringed his fingers and said with a tangled expression, "But what kind of game is that 'Fight the Landlord'?"

"It's an interesting card game created by our broad masses of people with their wisdom." Lu Xiaoxi blinked his right eye, "Speaking of which, do you know how to play mahjong?"

"... a little bit." Reid said very modestly on this point that he knew a little bit - sometimes you can see this kind of poker game from China in Las Vegas casinos, and he learned it out of curiosity. Some then found it interesting and delved deeper into it—until he was blacklisted by the major casinos in Las Vegas, "Speaking of which, what is the game of 'Fighting the Landlord'?"

"This is a game that requires unity." Lu Xiaoxi took his arm and smiled at the fair boy who was much taller than her, "Let me explain to you..."

When Lu Xiaoxi had almost finished popularizing what "Fighting the Landlord" is, she also saw her father driving his old car outside the airport—ah, my mother didn't come, and Lu's father continued to use "You little bastard" " stared at Rhett who took the initiative to pull the luggage, and the latter bowed his head strangely to say hello, "Hello, Uncle Lu." His Chinese is much better than when we first met. Father Lu's facial muscles twitched twice , and then put on a smiling face and approached her daughter, "Xiaoxi, are you tired? Daddy is here to pick up the luggage?"

Lu Xiaoxi spread his hands, Rui almost covered his face, he wanted to say: Uncle, I'm the one who pulls the salute qaq.

In the end, Reid could only carry his luggage and put it in the trunk - Uncle Lu's car is quite old, and it looks like the car has been painted several times - he is a very nostalgic and affectionate person, usually explain.

As for what Lu Xiaoxi said, "Fighting the Landlord is a card game that promotes the spirit of cooperation", he quickly got a personal experience from the three old people of the Lu family and the Wen family - grandpa, grandpa, grandma, you can't do this qaq, Playing with gangs is bad behavior!

——Reid, who was bullied by three old people in turn on New Year's Eve, said that he wanted to find a place to mourn his wallet.

What also makes Rhett feel very special is the New Year’s Eve dinner. Although no one said that hot pot can’t be eaten at the New Year’s Eve dinner, the behavior of having a big table surrounded by a hot pot and putting a lot of dishes on it still made Rhett dumbfounded. "So we're going to stay overnight today?" He asked Lu Xiaoxi who was not very proficient in Chinese.

A fish with fishbone, a whole shelled prawn, a whole big hoof, and then stars surround the big hot pot in the middle - the red spicy oil is boiling inside, and a bunch of chili peppers are floating on it ——Red swallowed, he felt that he was facing the greatest crisis in his life—fortunately, there was white soup on the side, otherwise he really didn't know what to do qaq.

As for the problem of not being able to peel shrimp, chewing on the shrimp that cc peeled for him, I felt extremely stressed with the eyes of Lu's father, "I have never eaten my daughter's peeled shrimp, son of a bitch!"

Having supper after dinner, Rhett stared at the flour and vegetables mixed with meat stuffing in front of him, indicating that the pressure was even greater.

"Can you make dumplings?" Lu Xiaoxi blinked.

"...You teach me?" Rhett wiped his hands eagerly, but he heard the cousin over there faintly say, "Put less salt..." This tone is almost like crawling out of the cemetery Like a ghost, Rhett was so scared that he almost pulled out his rolling pin to defend himself.

"Brother! I'm going to accompany my sister-in-law!" Lu Xiaoxi pointed to her sister-in-law who was watching the Spring Festival Gala, and the latter stretched out her hand to wave to her husband, "You're more like a dead girl, what do you want to do with the dumplings made by other young couples. "The sister-in-law gently accused her husband in Wu Nong's soft language.

Then Lu Xiaoxi watched her tough 1.9-meter cousin like a docile little sheep come to his wife's side and beat his legs and shoulders to pass snacks.

I have to say that the loyal dog is an excellent tradition of their family that has remained unchanged for thousands of years. Thinking of this, Lu Xiaoxi looked at Reid who was studying the correct usage of the rolling pin. He tried to roll the dough, and then it seemed He said happily as if he had discovered how to use it, "Hey, cc, I know how to roll out a qualified round shape with force!" He said so while flouring his face.

Lu Xiaoxi stretched out his hand to wipe his face in disgust. As for the other side, the old uncle continued to stare at Reid with the eyes of "should you drag this kid into the woods?" The poor teacup dog felt like a needle was pricking his back, "cc, if I'm really dragged into the grove..."

"Okay. My old uncle did this kind of thing when he was just beating up my dad, but I think because grandpa and grandma seem to be very satisfied with you, so you don't have to worry..." Although he seems to be doing well, but in that Afterwards, he made the dumplings no different from siu mai. Lu Xiaoxi smiled while holding the strangely shaped "dumplings" he made, "My God, don't be discouraged Spencer." all the same."

Rhett looked at the neat and beautiful row of dumplings in front of her, showing pitiful dog eyes.

Finally, Lu Xiaoxi couldn't bear it any longer, and reached out his hand to dab some flour on his nose. "Don't look at it pitifully, it's all the same stuffing like skin anyway," she finally couldn't help laughing when she saw Rhett's stupid look with his arms open and helpless to find a tissue to wipe his face, " Well Spencer, I'll eat all your 'dumplings'."

She pulled a piece of paper to help Rhett wipe the flour off his nose. "You did it with care, so I'll be responsible for eating them all."

When cc said this, Rhett was moved, and felt his back was stabbed several times.

... Rumang is on the back, that's probably what it feels like.

Although I'm very happy, but to be honest, cc, don't you really want me to be dragged into a small dark room and beaten up qaq.