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Although Shao Jun is a serious person, he is actually a kind of happy-go-lucky person. In his last life, he was an orphan who served in the army and died young. In this life, he was inexplicably trapped in the body of a robot. He didn't feel depressed about dragging the oil bottle, and he continued to plan for the future steadily, doing mechanical work that didn't waste his energy.

However, when he came back this day, he was honored to enjoy something that he had never experienced as a bachelor.Ke Xia with a bruised nose and swollen face, another child with the same bruised nose and swollen eyes, and the other's parents.

After apologizing and sending the other parent away, Shao Jun applied the medicine to Ke Xia who was still furious and struggling like a prawn. Fortunately, these family medicines were still fully stocked in the medicine box in his arm, but The bear boy still gritted his teeth: "He called me a yellow-haired duck!"

The angry bear child's eye circles were red: "You also said that I am a coward who dare not go out! I am a smuggled criminal! I think he is a soybean sprout! Yellow-haired monkey!"

Shao Jun really wanted to beat him up, but he was a robot and couldn't attack his master, not to mention that the kid had been acting like a chicken these days, and he finally regained his energy today, like a rooster who has lost a fight.

But how should children be raised?After thinking hard, the bachelor came to the most common logic of many irresponsible parents: it is natural for children to go to school!Let the teacher take care of it!

Shao Jun fabricated Ke Xia's age to be about the same age as his body, and went to understand the requirements for studying with the landlady's wife.The landlord's wife was very enthusiastic: "Children should study! How old are they? 12 years old? Still young, there is the nearby Dongbao Elementary School, where we all study. The public ones only charge for books and lunch fee! I can help you borrow a set of elementary school textbooks, even the book fee is free! You can bring your own bento for lunch."

Of course Ke Xia refused: "I'm about to graduate! How can I go to elementary school again! That's Caichang Elementary School! I won't go!"

Shao Jun took a deep breath, pretended that he still had lungs, and told the bear boy stiffly: This is his only chance to have the legal status of the alliance. Adults receive compulsory education and, if successfully admitted to university, will be granted legal residency status.

The bear boy turned his head to ignore his robot butler, and left the back of his head to the robot. He was still immersed in the rage after the rage, and didn't want to talk to people.

Shao Jun had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly thought of the information Skynet had learned from the local tyrant: "If you go to study, you will be able to enter the Alliance Snow Eagle Military Academy. The Alliance Military Academy has opened a mecha department." At this moment, Shao Jun suddenly communicated with everyone Parents who can't teach their children well and plan to let the army educate their children combine their souls, and put forward a perfect idea.

Mecha!

There is no boy who doesn't like mechas. Even though he is the son of a prince, Ke Xia has no chance to touch mechas up close. He just visited them and enjoyed himself in virtual games.

Ke Xia's eyes looked over, a little suspicious, Shao Jun confirmed: "The Union Capital Daily has published news that the Union Military Academy will start the first-class armor department this year, and the admission threshold is not only cultural class scores and physical fitness, but also an additional combat test. "

Ke Xia's eyes brightened a little, and Shao Jun lightly added another firewood to the fire: "After graduating from the Mecha Department, he is already a lieutenant, and when he enters the alliance military, he becomes a mecha soldier. The current marshal of the alliance is a mecha soldier. .If you take control of the military in the future, it is also a feasible way to go back to the empire and avenge Prince Ke Rong, the princess, and the little princess."

Ke Xia's breathing became heavy, and his eyes seemed to be lit up with hatred: "Okay! Let's take the mecha department of the Alliance Military Academy!"

The future Mecha Warrior failed in the entrance examination for Lianmen Caichang Primary School.

Principal Wendy of "Caichang Elementary School" with a very low score is obviously also a very upright teacher: "The foundation is very poor, mathematics, physics, chemistry and space science have basically failed to master the basic formulas and concepts, and the history of the league probably has not been learned. , The understanding of the history of the empire is also biased, and it only sings praises of the royal family... It is even more lacking in common sense. Did you receive the education of the empire since childhood?"

After getting an affirmative reply, she said with a little disdain: "What do those old and immortal noble parasites in the empire know about education? The polarization over there is either education for the foolish people, which only teaches the serfs to know a few words, know how to count, and know how to order. Practical technologies such as repairing cars and building walls, political history is all about brainwashing, and the other is aristocratic education, cultivating parasites of idle nobles and ladies, learning poetry, writing, music, painting, equestrian racing, golf, and all kinds of life all day long. The etiquette and clothing studies created, especially the so-called royal education, will only cultivate parasites, which are meaningless to the country, the people's livelihood, and the society..."

Shao Jun firmly held the hand of the deeply insulted "Master Ke Xia, the little parasite of the royal family", interrupted Teacher Wendy and asked, "Which class do you think our child is suitable for?"

Teacher Wendy wrote lightly: "You can only start from the tenth grade, don't worry, there are many people at his age here, and they all received imperial education. When they reach the 12th grade, they don't even know Sudoku. I've seen too many of them." Basically, you have to start from scratch, and most of them can only go to vocational colleges after graduation. They have long been ruined by the education of the empire, that is, the alliance has compulsory education. How many people smuggled here to give their children better educational opportunities? Giving a child a Union resident status is sadly a bit older, and the way of thinking and learning has been stereotyped...”

Ke Xia finally couldn't bear it anymore and jumped up, with bulging veins, and shouted: "I don't care about studying in your crappy school!"

Shao Jun nimbly held him down, pushed the little mecha warrior out of the classroom, turned his head and said to Teacher Wendy who was still smiling with surprise: "Sorry, we won't read it anymore."

Teacher Wendy glanced at the gray coarse cloth pants and long hard-soled boots on Shao Jun's body. His shoulders and elbows were severely worn out. This was the standard dock laborer's attire. Although this man had handsome features and fair skin, it was obviously The economy is not rich, so I kindly and arrogantly reminded: "Public schools are compulsory education, and enrollment is based on the location of residence. You don't seem to have a good economy, right? Although there are many job opportunities in the alliance, after all, there are still many places to spend money. I suggest you still Don't pamper children too much..."

Shao Jun interrupted her lightly: "I'm sorry...it's not for economic reasons, I don't think a teacher who labels and defines students in a simple and rude way can teach our children well. It will be too late, I believe that the freedom, equality and openness of the alliance should also be reflected in education, I will find a school that does not regard literature, art and music as useless subjects, it is a pity that Teacher Wendy..."

He bowed slightly, then turned around and went out to take Ke Xia away.

Ke Xia, who walked out of the school gate, was still roaring: "I know so much, they just test what I don't understand!"

"That woman looks rude and behaves vulgarly, how can she be a teacher!"

Well, in fact, Shao Jun still agrees with the last sentence.

It's just that I lost the qualification to enter this public elementary school. Where can I let the bear children study?