My straight man has a longer reflex arc

Cheng Yang rented a place with two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. A place of [-] square meters is enough for two people, but compared to Xiao Yue's [-] square meters, it is much cramped.

Today, Cheng Ono is making up lessons at school and is not at home.

Although he knew that he was going to study by himself at night, Cheng Yang still couldn't help but look at the time. Ever since the incident on the first day of junior high school, Cheng Yang has been in the shadow. Now as long as Cheng Xiaoye comes back late, Cheng Yang is so worried that he can't sleep.

But it is not convenient to contact Cheng Xiaoye now.In fact, Cheng Yang didn't agree with the fact that his father detained his brother's mobile phone.

"I want to quietly buy a mobile phone for Xiao Ye. He is in adolescence now, and I'm always afraid that something will happen to him." Cheng Yang muttered when he entered the door and turned on the light.

Xiao Yue had already thrown himself comfortably on the bed, and said: "Xiaoye is right, you really are the heart of the Virgin."

Cheng Yang pulled him up: "Don't lie on my bed, go out and sit on the sofa."

"Don't be on your bed, go out and do it on the sofa?" Xiao Yue closed his eyes, raised the corners of his mouth, savoring this sentence.

Cheng Yang pulled him: "Yes, get up quickly."

Xiao Yue grabbed his wrist, pulled him onto the bed with force, and smiled: "I think it's fine on your bed, your bed is so soft."

Cheng Yang pushed him away: "Stop making trouble."

Xiao Yue held him down and didn't let him move: "You said, we have never slept in the same bed, so I'll share a room with you tonight."

"Go back to sleep, my bed is not big, don't you think it's too crowded?"

"I don't think it's too crowded, I don't think it's too far away, and I don't want to go back."

"No, I think it's too crowded. Ono will come back at nine o'clock, and you will go back after eating."

Cheng Yang pushed him away, turned over and left the bedroom: "Come here and help wash the vegetables."

Xiao Yue had no choice but to follow them out, and went into the kitchen together.

After the two of them had dinner, Xiao Yue diligently packed the bowls and chopsticks, brought them into the kitchen to wash and brush, dawdled but didn't want to leave.

Cheng Yang was mopping the floor in the living room by himself, when he suddenly heard a "click" in the kitchen, he frowned, and walked into the kitchen, sure enough, Xiao Yue broke his plate for the second time.

Xiao Yue looked at him with a half piece of porcelain in his hand with a playful smile: "Too much force, it's too weak."

"Xiao Yue, have you never done housework?" Cheng Yang said speechlessly.

Xiao Yue said with a smile: "I can learn slowly! I'll buy you a batch of new kitchen utensils later? Buy the strongest ones."

"It's not a problem with the dishes." Cheng Yang put down the mop, bent over to pick up the debris on the ground, and then swept it up with the broom, then rolled up his sleeves and drove Xiao Yue away: "For me to have a bowl for dinner tomorrow, it's myself Come wash."

Cheng Yang stood by the sink washing dishes, Xiao Yue took the opportunity to hug his waist from behind, and said: "How about I live with you and you teach me to do housework?"

Cheng Yang pushed his arm back against him: "Let go, tickle."

The most ticklish part of Cheng Yang was his waist, Xiao Yue kept smiling and scratched maliciously a few times, Cheng Yang was so itchy, he didn't care that his hands were full of foam, and quickly pushed him away.

"Hey, you either finish mopping the floor or go now."

Xiao Yue immediately raised his hands to be good, and said with a smile: "I'm mopping the floor." After speaking, he ran out.

But when Cheng Yang finished tidying up from the kitchen, Xiao Yueren had already fallen asleep on the sofa.

Cheng Yang went over to pull the man, but the other party hugged the pillow and curled up into a ball, motionless.

"Get up, don't pretend to be asleep."

Xiao Yue hummed twice, without raising his eyelids, he continued to pretend to be dead.

Cheng Yang shook his head, looked up at the sky outside the window, only to find that it was raining, and the windows were blown by the wind.He went around the sofa to close the window tightly, drew the curtains, and said to Xiao Yue: "Then you can sleep in the living room tonight, and I'll find you some clothes."

After speaking, he went into the bedroom and found two pieces of clothes. When he came out, he saw that Xiao Yue was still motionless. He guessed that he was really asleep, so he put the clothes beside his head and went into the bathroom by himself.

After pretending to be dead for a long time, Xiao Yue quietly opened his eyelids, sat up from the sofa, and followed the sound of running water to stand outside the bathroom door.

Hearing the sound of rushing water, he thought of Cheng Xiaoye yelling on the phone about Yang taking a bath, so he snorted and opened the bathroom door directly.

Standing by the sink, there is a layer of frosted glass between him and Cheng Yang.

That damn frosted glass is in the middle just like Cheng Ono, why is it not transparent.Xiao Yue's heart felt like being scratched by hairy claws.

Xiao Yue thought for a while, went out to get the clothes on the sofa, went back to the bathroom, closed the door behind his back, and started to undress.

Halfway through taking off his clothes, Cheng Yang heard the movement, and asked dully inside: "Xiao Yue, what are you doing?"

"Take a shower." Xiao Yue accelerated the speed of undressing.

"I thought you were asleep. I'll wash up soon. Wait a minute."

"Wash together." Xiao Yue quickly finished taking off.

"This is not your big bathroom. The place is small. Don't squeeze in. I'll be fine soon."

As soon as he finished speaking, the glass door was pulled open, a burst of mist came out, and Xiao Yue slipped sideways into the bathroom.

The bathroom was indeed too small, and there was only half a step between the two people facing each other frankly.

But this half-step distance almost killed Xiao Yue. He looked at Cheng Yang whose back was facing him. The heat was rising, the smooth and tight back, the movement of raising his hands brought out the thin lines of the shoulder blades. The hot water flowed down the delicate waist to the buttocks...

His gaze was like the running water, following the slender curves of the two long legs flowing down the water trail...

Xiao Yue swallowed his saliva, and found that there was already stone under him, he took half a step forward in a strange way, to resolve the half-step distance, but the visual feast is in front of him, just looking at it can't eat it, life is better than death.

Cheng Yang turned down the lotus pod, turned around, the tip of his nose almost touched Xiao Yue's chin, he complained: "I told you to wait, I said squeeze, but you don't believe it."

The same is honest and honest, but when Cheng Yang looked at himself, he was so calm and outrageous, he couldn't see any potential for bending, Xiao Yue wished he could push him here today.

Cheng Yang saw that he was stuck there motionless, so he turned the person aside, and said, "I'm going out, I'll put your pajamas on the sofa for you later."

As soon as the door was closed, Xiao Yue hammered the door angrily, the glass rattled and shook, and Cheng Yang's warning sound came from outside: "You dropped the plate today, if the door breaks again, don't expect to come here next time." gone."

"..."

After taking a bath for more than an hour, Xiao Yue came out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his waist. He didn't put on his clothes, and didn't go to the sofa, and directly opened Cheng Yang's bedroom door.

Cheng Yang's sleeping habit is very fixed. If he has nothing to do, he will read a book for a while, and when Cheng Xiaoye comes back at nine o'clock, he will go to bed on time at ten o'clock.

Xiao Yue opened the door, Cheng Yang was leaning on the bed reading a book, he raised his head when he heard a voice: "What's wrong?"

"I want to sleep in bed."

Xiao Yue stepped to the side of the bed, and quickly collapsed on the bed without waiting for anyone to push him away.

Cheng Yang pushed him twice: "Go to the living room quickly."

Xiao Yue hugged his feet: "It's raining outside, the living room is cold."

Cheng Yang wanted to pull his foot out, but this posture was distorted and ineffective. He tried twice, but the other party was so tall that he couldn't do anything, so he had to say: "Forget it, then you can sleep with Xiao Ye tonight, he The bed in that room is bigger."

"He doesn't like me, I can't sleep with him."

Cheng Yang thought about it, thought it was the same, and said, "Then you sleep here, I'll sleep with him."

Xiao Yue sighed: "Why can't you think that I will sleep with you in the big bed and let him sleep in the small bed."

"Okay, okay, let go, my legs are going numb!" Cheng Yang urged.

Xiao Yue was satisfied, and just about to let go, Cheng Yang shouted again: "Don't move! It's numb! It's already numb, don't move, don't move."

Xiao Yue looked at Cheng Yang's unbearable uncomfortable appearance, and didn't dare to let go. Looking at the frowning expression, he despicably imagined... When one day, he was under his body, wouldn't that expression be Is it the same as this?

"Why are you smiling so creepily?" Cheng Yang looked at him suspiciously, and when his legs recovered, he couldn't help kicking him away: "Go get dressed."

So, the two moved to the opposite door to sleep again.

Cheng Yang read the book for a while, Xiao Yue lay next to him, Cheng Xiaoye came back, and when he opened the door of his bedroom, he saw two people lying down and sitting on his bed.

He looked shocked: "What are you doing?"

"Sleep." Xiao Yue yawned.

Cheng Yang closed the book: "Xiao Ye, we'll sleep in your room tonight, you can sleep in my room first."

"Brother, of course you can sleep here, but why is he sleeping here?" Cheng Xiaoye pointed at Xiao Yue with a black face: "Don't you have a mansion?"

Cheng Yang said: "It's raining outside, besides, it's too late for Xiao Yue to go back now."

"Then I want to sleep with you, he can sleep in your room."

Cheng Yang then looked at Xiao Yue, and the people beside him had closed their eyes tightly and remained motionless.

Cheng Yang had no choice but to look at his younger brother, and Cheng Xiaoye jumped up immediately: "He pretended to be asleep! This speed is even faster after being knocked out!"

"Okay, it's so late, don't worry about it, I'll go back, you can sleep with him here."

Cheng Xiaoye gave Xiao Yue a blank look, and muttered: "The mouse is pretending to be dead." After finishing speaking, he went out unwillingly.