Mixed in the Three Kingdoms as a magic stick

At the very beginning, when Yan Qing took over the post of Yuzhou Shepherd, and was so destitute that he only brought five thousand soldiers, and the army rations were only enough to finish the winter, no one was optimistic about him.

Emperor Liu Bian's faction believed that he was forced to bear the humiliation and evaded the domineering officials of the Yuan family.

But Yuan thought that he had removed the thorn in his side that was the best to stand out, and beheaded a left arm and a right arm of his political opponents, which can be described as a complete victory.

It's just that on the way of Yan Qing's appointment, instead of showing the frustration of being relegated as Yuan's family wished, he was very leisurely and contented.

He neither forgets to visit his old friends, but also allows a little-known commoner to leave any state by nepotism; he also spreads rumors to create momentum, so that there are rumors among the people that he is a banished immortal with supernatural powers; When I met the horse dealers, I was afraid that it was some clever words and tricks, so I got the horse as a gift; I was also very interested in personally putting on my clothes and leading the five thousand soldiers to attack the Yellow Turban Army who besieged Zhongmu. Resettlement of refugees...

It seemed that it was just a blink of an eye, and under this seemingly disorderly mess, the five thousand soldiers who looked pitiful miraculously fought more and more, which was more than ten times larger than before.

And the bias of the people's hearts also swarmed towards Yan Qing.

But in the eyes of Beijing officials, this performance is extremely eye-catching.

They teamed up to drive Yan Qing out of Beijing regardless of the cost, not because they wanted to see his life flourishing like a raging fire.

Yan Qing also knew that most people tripped him up, waiting for him to be unlucky,

It's all come to this point, and it's an unrealistic delusion to hide the clumsiness and not report it.

After thinking for a while, he made a decisive decision and did the opposite.

Long before Wang Yun's arrival, Yan Qing had personally written a memorial to honor the generals, and then embellished the successful military report to make the already unbelievable achievements look even more exaggerated.

When the apprehensive officials and ministers opened Yan Qing's eloquently written seal, they were surprised to see the brazen words at the end, "...the Yellow Turban was broken, and 30 enemies were beheaded." '

30? !

The officials laughed in disdain.

Ever since the chaos of the Yellow Turban began, exaggerating the results of the battle in order to deceive more rewards has become commonplace for them.Thinking that what is good or bad is to eliminate the traitors, to promote the country's prestige, and to make meritorious service in the local area, and there is no conflict with them, so many of them turn a blind eye (Yuan Shao's meritorious service to Cao Cao in history At that time, he was called "Suppressing the Enemy Millions").

But if the person who imitated is Yan Qing, the situation is quite different.

How long have you been fighting?How many troops do you rely on?

It is nonsense to kill 30 enemy soldiers with [-], even if the people under Mr. Yan's hands are all three-headed and six-armed.

With such an exaggerated and outrageous "record", I am afraid that even a little emperor who is not familiar with the world can't do it.

Perhaps it was because he was too eager to win the Emperor's heart with this bragging, and thus return to Beijing, that he made this stupid move.

But with them here, can Yan Qing succeed?

When Liu Bian was still lingering between belief and disbelief, the ministers tacitly divided into two distinct factions, each with a golden lotus tongue.

One faction bluntly branded Yan Qing as someone trying to catch fame, while the other faction praised him wildly, saying that the country is in chaos, and it is precisely this kind of talented general who is needed to stabilize the Quartet.

Liu Bianzong saw the true intention behind one of them singing red faces and the other singing bad faces, and he was so angry that he had no choice but to extinguish his desire to call Yan Qing, who had made great contributions, back to Beijing, make a compromise, and agree. It is a proposal to let Yanqing continue to serve as Yuzhou Mu.

Otherwise, if it is really useful, Yan Qing should not be allowed to stay in Yuzhou, one of the "four small states in the middle", but should be moved to Jizhou Mucai.

From then on, any memorials and good news sent by Yan Qing who were eager to send people were mostly laughed at by them.

And later, the emperor Liu Bian was assassinated, and his life and death were uncertain.

No one cares about Yan Qing who is far away in Yuzhou.

Yan Qing stabilized the direction of Luoyang for a while, and immediately won Yanzhou due to the time difference. He also received Liu Xie, the king of Chenliu who had escaped from Beijing, and made a lot of money.

But the sect thieves force that has been entrenched has always been a thorn in the heart, and it has to be thorned.

The so-called clan thieves refer to the local tyrants with the clan as the unit, and based on the management of the farm, they have established their own "Wubao", and most of them can be self-sufficient.

Most of them do not have serious official positions, but they are quite prestigious in the local area. They can control the population of one side and raise private troops to independently resist foreign invasion.

When Zhang Liao and Sun Jian were initially sent to recruit soldiers, but they were obstructed and had to go to a place where the sect thieves were weak, Yan Qing was deeply aware of the tyranny of the sect thieves, and his desire to get rid of them grew day by day.

The delay in making a move is just because the right time has not been met.

Guo Jia had also been preparing for a long time. After getting Yan Qing's consent, he sent some eloquent people to send invitations to a total of 32 sect chiefs, secretly promising Yili to invite them to Qiao for a banquet.

If Guo Jia only invited one or two of them, he might be suspected of fraud and would flatly refuse.

But they invited thirty or so people in one breath, and all their doubts were cleared away.

The many are their brave warriors, but the few are frail scholars, so what is there to be afraid of?

He was proudly invited to the banquet.

Although Guo Jia was acting as an aide, he could temporarily act on behalf of Yan Qing to make decisions, but after all, he was not the one and only Yan Sikong himself, so the hall for hosting the banquet for them was not too big.

It made them feel relieved after looking around secretly - the land is not big, so they can't hide the armor.

From this point of view, Guo Biejia was indeed intimidated by them, and sincerely wanted to give in and seek peace.

The only thing that made them feel uncomfortable was Lu Bu Lu Fengxian, who was there!

Even though he was wearing simple casual clothes and unarmed, he still felt oppressive.

Slender, tall and burly, with a condensed murderous look, he was sitting on the lower left seat of Guo Biejia with a dark face at the moment, snorted coldly from time to time, sneered at Guo Biejia, and was expressionless when facing them. The time is just to slumber and drink.

He was probably dissatisfied with Guo Jia's self-assessment and inviting such a large group of people when the lord was away.

Who doesn't know that Lu Bu has a violent temper who can't hide his thoughts?What's more, the mocking look on the eyebrows and the resentment in the words can't be faked.

For his uninvited visit, Guo Jia was not very quick, he just tried his best not to show it on the face, but he also ignored him a lot.

——I heard that Yan Sikong had always been at odds with Chinese and Wu, but I didn't think it was really the case.

At first, everyone was overwhelmed by Lu Bu's calm and powerful aura, and then gradually saw the way of it, and secretly looked at it gloatingly.

Considering that Guo Jia was full of sincerity, they only brought a hundred guards with them on this trip, and it was impossible to bring them into the hall together. Instead, most of them stayed in the building and the other half stayed outside.

After entering the hall, one can see that the lights are bright, and there are not many screens, so there is no way to hide people. There are a dozen or so stately guards here and there guarding the side, and the rest are maidservants and kabukis.

Looking at the audience, the most threatening person was the black-faced god Lu Bu who went to the banquet in casual clothes without even a weapon in hand.

Everyone was completely relaxed, but their minds were different.

It's a pity that Lu Bu is here, so there is no way to negotiate conditions with Guo Jia.

After several visits to the wine store, Guo Jia received a lot of toasts, but also drank a lot, his cheeks were flushed, and he suddenly raised his hand: "Bring me the rare fruit that I accidentally got from Jidi a few days ago, here. Everyone, try it."

The maid hurriedly responded and withdrew.

"Rare fruit?"

Lu Bu repeated it coldly, and while playing with the half-empty wine cup, he slightly lifted his thin lips, not too big or too small, but enough to penetrate the sound of strings and bamboos that added to the fun, so that Guo Jia and most of the people present could hear it. He said in a hoarse voice carefully: "Drinking and eating, greedy for pleasure, inviting guests without authorization...Do you dare to let the lord know your problem?"

Everyone shuddered and looked at Guo Jia who was being targeted, but saw that the smile on Guo Jia's face remained undiminished, and he said with a needle hidden in his face: "General Lu made a small mistake accidentally, and was dragged back halfway by the lord. I deeply feel amnesia. It is also inevitable to know the order of the lord Yujia before leaving."

"However, my lord once said that as long as it is not an important matter, Jia alone can make the decision. General Lu understands now?"

Lu Bu lay back lazily, pillowed on his arm, raised his eyebrows, and smiled half-smile: "Oh?"

As soon as the words fell, Lu Bu suddenly used force, and threw the cup in his hand into the field——

"Bangdang."

He was born with infinite strength, even if he only used two fractions of strength, the porcelain cup was smashed to pieces the moment it hit the ground.

Lu Bu grinned: "What a great Guo Biejia."

The feast came to an abrupt end, and everyone was silent.

On top of the beam, in a shadow not noticed by anyone, there is a small hamster half the size of a palm, with pure white soft fluff, and a chubby body. It is trying to open its wet eyes wide, and its front paws are struggling Wooden beams, stick out your little head and look down.

But accidentally, he inhaled some thick dust covering it, and sneezed hard.

Guo Jia couldn't bear it anymore and stood up, confronting Lu Bu who had repeatedly uttered rude words, and said in a low voice without showing any weakness: "General Lu! Please use moderation!"

Lu Bu squinted his eyes, indifferently looked at Guo Jia's implied warning gaze, and then moved away after a while. After sitting down again, he said coldly: "Guo Fengxiao, you can do it yourself."

Guo Jia said bluntly: "Jia has his own sense of propriety, so there is no need for General Lu to worry about me."

Lu Bu pouted.

The guards of the various families staying outside heard the movement of throwing cups inside, thinking that their lord was in danger, so they rushed in one after another, causing a commotion at the door.

The guests who were engrossed in watching the play suddenly showed embarrassment, so they had to go out in person, drove them back, and ordered them not to make any more fuss, and came back embarrassingly.

At this time, Guo Jia's complexion had returned to normal, Lu Bu sat indifferently, and the rare things were finally delivered.

"Dare to ask Guo Biejia, what is this?"

Looking at the wooden sticks with pitch-black skins, someone curiously picked them up and squeezed them, only to feel that they were hard, and they couldn't tell what kind of 'fruit' they were.

Guo Jia raised her chin with a smile, and a maid came up knowingly, picked up a delicate knife on one side, and peeled off the outer skin, revealing the pale yellow core.

Guo Jia said: "Everyone is optimistic."

He casually brought it to his mouth and gnawed, chewed a few times with satisfaction, and then spit out the residue into the bowl, and greeted: "This thing is called 'sugar cane', and it is quite popular with the lord, why don't you try it?"

Even if the behavior looked a little indecent, but for the sake of the special hospitality, everyone couldn't help but take one of them, imitating the example.

The juice is sweet and delicious, which is really good.

Just when everyone was amazed, Guo Jia suddenly said without thinking: "Okay."

What's up?

The leaders of the sect thieves were still not in the state, and looked up indifferently.

This is incredible.

Lu Bu, who had been lying lazily, stood up at some point. A pair of long and narrow phoenix eyes contained sharp lightning, and his whole body bowed slightly, like a giant tiger waking up from a deep sleep, ready to go. His face was cold and handsome, full of killing intent.

not good!

This thought quickly crossed everyone's minds, and without even thinking about it, they grabbed the weapons at hand to resist, and at the same time Gao Yao's followers came in to protect them.

As a result, when they found nothing, the weapons were secretly taken away, and they shouted hoarsely, but no one came.

There was a sudden chill in their hearts, they had no time to care about when Guo Jia had disappeared, and the servants and maidservants also dispersed to avoid being accidentally injured, only the guards surrounded them.

"When literati do things, ink blots talk too much."

Lu Bu muttered impatiently, quickly picked up an uncut sugar cane in front of him, put a pad in his hand, and smoothly gestured a sword flower.

Probably because he thought it was easy, he used it as a sword, danced like rain, and swept past like a gust of wind, attacking the panicked and terrified sect leaders like a rainbow. .

The author has something to say: Speaking of fencing with sugarcane, it was Cao Pi who first invented it (he also likes to eat grapes)

He discussed swordsmanship with Deng Zhan at the banquet, and they disagreed on several places, and they were drunk, so the two simply used the sugarcane they were eating as swords and fought in the hall.

Cao Pi defeated Deng Zhan four times in a row (three times in the arm and one in the forehead), which amazed everyone, and Deng Zhan was also convinced.

The only thing worth complaining about is that this matter seems to be written by Cao Pi himself in the autobiography of the classics... um... maybe there are some suspicions of beautifying himself?He also boasted in front of Xun Yu that his arrow skills were outstanding, which attracted Xun Yu to smile and applaud.